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3545500 No.3545500 [Reply] [Original]

Well /jp/... I finally did it.

Fuck. Guess this means I'm never gonna get laid for real.

>> No.3545505

>Maria Ozawa love juice

Is that her pussy juice?

>> No.3545506

>>3545505
yes

>> No.3545511

Maria Ozawa, ugh.

>> No.3545512

Hahahahahahahaha

>> No.3545517

>>3545500
Good choice of onahole op, that shits cream of the crop

>> No.3545524

You are going to feel so depressed after you come.

>> No.3545525

>200ml love potion

It's not "pussy juice" it's lube.

>> No.3545532

>Ozawa had her first sexual experience at the age of 13

>> No.3545536

>>3545532
So? I was 10.

>> No.3545538

>>3545536

Fucking lies, don't flatter yourself.

>> No.3545545

>>3545538
Hey, it was just innocent kid experimenting stuff.

I did get to put it in though... or at least I tried.

>> No.3545568
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>> No.3545573

>>3545545
...Tried?

What the fuck? Did you miss the hole? Got the wrong one?

>> No.3545588

>>3545573
Remember I was just a little kid, alright. Anyway, I don't remember it too well, but I think I was aiming too high. I don't really remember what we did after that though, I guess we moved around a bit or something?

>> No.3545594

>>3545568
That's not sugoi.

>> No.3545654

It'd be cheaper to just put a condom on,hump a pillow and fondle yourself.

>> No.3545723

or roll up a towel put a glove in lube it and fuck the hole.

>> No.3545741

>>3545512
>>3545524
whats wrong with onaholes?

Girl's have dildos and vibes, boys have fake pussies.
Why is it ok if they use toys, yet its pathetic if we use them?

>> No.3545744

>>3545741
because a woman is a slut if she fucks people

>> No.3545746

>>3545741
Uh.
Since when is using dildos sexually acceptable.
Using a vibrator is like saying "I can't get laid".

>> No.3545748
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>>3545568
>>3545594

>> No.3545754

Why is /jp/ filled with normalfags?

>> No.3545755

>>3545746
Can't fight back against /jp/ LOGIC, bro.

>> No.3545759

>>3545524
I always feel depressed after I come. Even if I don't use my onahole. Because once my head is clear again I realize I am doing something very bad and wrong.

>> No.3545760

>Fuck. Guess this means I'm never gonna get laid for real.

How is this news for you?

>> No.3545770

Masturbation is immoral and sinful. Any who partake in it are wanton sluts who are abhorrent in the eyes of God.

>> No.3545772

>>3545741

Nothing is wrong with an onahole. I'm just saying it'd be alot cheaper to fuck a pillow with a condom.

>> No.3545787

>>3545746
TONS of women use vibes, I know a girl who carries a mini bullet vibe in her purse because she's the kind of slut who gets off on doing it in public

>> No.3545812

>>3545787
>TONS of women use vibes

That's because those women weigh in the tons!
DOHOHOHO

>> No.3545813

>>3545787
Lots of people being sexually frustrated doesn't make the frustration less existent.

>> No.3545830

>>3545812
That was painful, please never post again.

>> No.3546842

So how would you use the love potion? Spike a girl's drink or something?

>> No.3546848

>>3546842
Make someone drink it and they fall in love with you.

>> No.3546851

>>3546842
why would you spike someones drink with lube

>> No.3546866

>>3545744
>because a woman is a slut if she fucks people

So do you live in the Middle East or are you just a retard?

>> No.3546878

>>3546866
>A girl can have sex and not be a slut!
This is what normalfags actually believe.

>> No.3546895

All girls are sluts.

>> No.3546920

>>3546878
Are you stupid or something?

The post I quoted is one of those sarcastic "BAWWW IF WOMEN HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME THEY'RE CALLED SLUTS, WOMEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCK EVERYONE WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION" feminist shitposts. They implied that society thinks a woman that has sex once is considered a slut, but they don't. Just the opposite, actually.

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>>3546866

"I may have had sex with 25 different people, but I am not a slut."

>> No.3546932

>>3546866
all real women are sluts those that have sex even more so

>> No.3546963

>>3546878
>>3546895
>>3546920
>>3546928
>>3546932
i think your ignorant sexism is the real erason any of you fat virgins will never get laid

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>>3545770

>Any who partake in it are wanton sluts who are abhorrent in the eyes of God.


God is dead.

And the humans who claim to worship him are fucking his maggot-ridden corpse.

>> No.3547032

>>3547015

Nietzsche-kun, denwa!

>> No.3547035

>>3546963
u mad?

>> No.3547036

You should have gotten one that wasn't modeled after some slut.

>> No.3547040

why are there so many normalfags on /jp/?

>> No.3547046

>>3547040
Why are there so many NEETS on /jp/?

Does my moderate social success offend you?

>> No.3547049

>>3547040

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

Why are tripfags such fags?

Why are you such an easily butthurt manchild?


etc.

>> No.3547053

>>3547046

> Does my moderate social success

> posting on /jp/

I don't think you have any social ability. Enjoy your floor-pissing.

>> No.3547057

>>3547040
Not being disgustingly sexist makes you a normalfag? I'll write that one down so I don't forget.

>> No.3547065

>Maria Ozawa love potion
Interesting, I think I'm gonna buy it.

>> No.3547082

>>3547053
Do NEETs really do that? I always assumed it was an overplayed stereotype or an extreme example.

>>3547057
Truth =/= Discrimination

Women and niggers are fucking retarded.

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>>3547082

>niggers are fucking retarded.

>> No.3547116

:/

>> No.3547119

>>3547015
Trying too hard there, barc. Denying the existance of (a) God does not make you look cool on the internet nor can it be considered trolling because it only makes you look like an idiot. Which you are.

Say, what reason do you have to not believe in some sort of omnipotent being that created all life on earth and maybe even the universe? That's a rhetorical question, which means you don't need to answer it.

>> No.3547136

>>3547119

Who says I don't believe in Gods?

My God and Goddess enjoy sexuality and look upon it as being a holy act.

Your Christian God is an evil, faceless, unfeeling being who causes his followers pain and suffering. He damns those who turn from him, and allows only a select few into some wish-fulfillment fantasy known as 'Heaven'.

He is also dead and rotting in his tomb, while his Christian worshipers dance on his grave.

I won't bother arguing theology with you because better men and women than you and I have engaged in the same debate and yet the threads remain a hopeless tangle.

>> No.3547153

I had sex with my brother when I was 12

I am a male

>> No.3547186

>>3547153
manslut

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>>3547086
>implying that Obama isn't the most retarded president in the history of the United States

>> No.3547217

>>3547202
I lol'ed

>> No.3547232

>>3547202
>>3547217
samefag

>> No.3547233

>>3547217
>>3547202

cool samefag, bro

>> No.3547234

>>3547232
Wrong again, retard.

>> No.3547235

>>3547136
>I won't bother arguing
Better that way. You don't know what a god is and your reasoning is terrible.
Enjoy spending eternity in nothingness.

>> No.3547237

>>3547232
>>3547233
Samefag.

>> No.3547240

>>3547234
>arc
>retard
duh

>> No.3547242

I love how /b/fags are still running around yelling 'SAMEFAG' without actually looking at the IP of the posts.

Seriously, is it that hard to look at a fucking number?

>> No.3547243

>>3547235

I am already in nothingness.

All is nothing. We are nothing, we come from nothing and we return to nothing. In the grand scheme of things, we are but ants upon a leaf, and the Gods have better things to do than to concern themselves with our petty wishes and cares.

You are exactly as important as you imagine yourself to be - no more, and no less.

>> No.3547247

>>3547242
wat.

>> No.3547251

>>3547242

butthurt

>> No.3547253

>>3547235
>My shitty spiritual belief with no scientific backing is better than your shitty spiritual belief with no scientific backing

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>>3547251
no u

>> No.3547265

>>3547253

This is why arguing theology is retarded. Can he comprehend the gods any more than I can? Of course not, or he would not be here right now.

>> No.3547277

>>3547265
Seconded.

>> No.3547290

>>3547243
Let me quote myself (>>3547119):
>Trying too hard there, barc.

>> No.3547295

>>3547290
I could beat you up in real life.

>> No.3547350

>>3547253
>spiritual belief ... scientific
You are either Arc or someone as stupid as him. Science is not supposed to prove the existance of a god, but - if anything - to disprove it. And so far it hasn't been very successful.

>>3547295
Yes you probably could with those strong arms of yours which you got from fapping all day and posting bullshit on the internet.

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funny how this thread went from some guy buying an onahole and lube into an argument about theology.

Funny how it works that way.

>> No.3547464

>>3547455

Man, I wish I had those chips.

>> No.3547470

>>3547455
where was this from?

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>>3547350

>> No.3547497

>>3547350
Science is a method of investigation based on empirical observation, you dumbfuck. It's not "supposed" to be anything.

>> No.3547532

>>3547295
Most intelligent post in this thread.

>> No.3547541

>>3547455

What is this from? I think it's a h-doujin but I always miss out on the name.

>> No.3547681

>>3547202

I am willing to bet he's a whole lot smarter than you are.

>> No.3547902

>>3545500
you could have just googled "片栗粉Ｘ" and made your own.

>> No.3547907

>>3547202

Actually it's more that America is suddenly realising (as most countries did in the fucking 1800s) that going to the extreme of capitalism does more good than harm and is an overly simplistic way of running an economy.

But no, it's not THE AMERICAN WAY SOCIALISM IS EVIL etc etc

>> No.3548134

>>3547907
Think you made a mistake there, bro.

>> No.3548137

>>3548134
Well, duh.

>> No.3548394

>>3547681
obama supporter

>> No.3548398

>>3547242
Too many proxies anyway

>> No.3548412

>>3547907

Everyone acts like its the end of capitalism whenever there's a recession.

Protip:There was a recession in 2001, there was a recession in 1990 and there's going to be another recession a few years from now. It's called the fucking business cycle and all the socialist governments of Western Europe have them too.

>> No.3548420

>>3548412
>socialist governments of Western Europe
No, not really. They just lean more toward it than we do.

>> No.3548447

>>3548420
*shrug*
I'm not sure how you want to define socialist. But the Labor Party (the ruling party of the UK) and the SPD (former ruling party of Germany), and the ruling party of Spain are all members of the Socialist International.

I call them socialists because they call themselves socialists.

>> No.3548452

>>3547455
source?

>> No.3548474

>>3548447
Yeah, I know, but the Democrats call themselves the left despite being center-right, so you can't really trust that.

>> No.3548757

>>3547455
Any sauce for this?

>> No.3548772

Hi /jp/ I am a moderately successful male, and I don't have an onahole.

Coincidence? I think not.

>> No.3549047

>>3548772
Hi /jp/ I am a very successful male, and I have three onaholes.

Coincidence? I think not.

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>>3547242
Wouldn't it be nice if you could look at posters' IP addresses? I'd be pretty fucked.

>> No.3550358

>>3547497
That's why I put a 'if anything' in there, 'dumbfuck'.

>> No.3550569

>>3550358
Anti-sage.

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