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What do you do with a pregnant and willing Sanae? Don't worry, you're not the father.

>> No.3544309

Have some tea and talk about daily happenings. It must be exciting to be expecting a child!

>> No.3544308

But then who is the father?

>> No.3544315

I do not want disgusting used goods.

>> No.3544317

Send her back to her shrine. Seeing how Kanako reacts will be interesting.

>> No.3544314

Colorful Ultimate Mountain Breaker

>> No.3544321
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3544321

>>3544309
Ah, you're pregnant? My, what a surprise. Have you considered any names for it yet?
and then you cuddle her and tell her she isn't ugly.

>> No.3544337

>>3544308
Could be anyone. It could be Rinnosuke or one of the girls could have used magic.

>> No.3544345

>>3544321
Something like that.

>> No.3544349

>>3544321
>and then you force the abortion

>> No.3544355

Stale joke is very stale.
*shivers*

>> No.3544358

>>3544315
What about widows or victimized divorced women that have become completely available? Not their fault they've been turned into used goods.

>> No.3544380

Have her breastfeed me since pregnancy means lactation.

>> No.3544406

>>3544358
The widow probably killed the husband. The victimized divorced woman sounds ok.

>> No.3544425

>Don't worry, you're not the father.

But I wanted to be the father. I want to produce children with the descendant of a god.

>> No.3544431
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>>3544425
She's a god herself, even. That's double-blasphemy!

>> No.3544445

>>3544431

Even more reason for me to fill her up with my seed and have her bear my children.

>> No.3544447

>>3544425
By your logic, wouldn't you want to produce children with a god rather than a decedent of one?

>> No.3544457

>>3544447

Yeah but beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.3544459

If I ate Sanae's heart would I become a god?

>> No.3544468

>>3544457
Well, I don't like to settle for anything less when it comes to key issues so I'd rather go for Kanako even if it requires more patience.

>> No.3544472

>>3544459
No. You need to accrue faith to be a god.

In other words, you need PUBLICITY.

>> No.3544485

>>3544468
Well, since you talk about that I'd go for the harem ending with Sanae, Kanako and Suwako.

>> No.3544489

>>3544468

I'd rather have Sanae though. A Kanako is fine too but she's no good girl.

>> No.3544539

Humbly requesting source, it's not on danbooru or the multiimage service.

>> No.3544541

>>3544489
But doing it with a god just has so darn much appeal.

>> No.3544562

>>3544541

The sex would be heavenly.

>> No.3544578

>>3544562
Hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right.

>> No.3544582

>>3544562
oh u

>> No.3544588

>>3544539
its right here
>>3544306

>> No.3544609

>>3544562
Suwako and Kanako are gods of earthly things. So's Sanae.

>> No.3544625

>>3544609
>earthly
Mountains are "earthly", but I don't think sky is.

>> No.3544637

>>3544625
Maybe I should have capitalized Earth.

>> No.3544732
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3544732

What do you do with a pregnant and willing.... oh shit... too late.

>> No.3544774

>>3544732
Go back to /d/.

Also, reported.

>> No.3544780

>>3544306
Less then I'd do if you posted the uncensored version.

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3544785

I never would've guessed that a bunch of old hags could look so good.

>> No.3544795

>>3544732
have no artists ever seen a real child birthing? Its really dirty and disgusting

>> No.3544807

>>3544795
I believe you. I've heard it's one of the most disgusting things a person can witness but even the most graphic doujins make it look not so bad.

>> No.3544810

taser.jpg

>> No.3544820

>>3544795
The thing about 2D is that it makes 3D things less disgusting. Like the women for instance.

>> No.3544840

>you're not the father.
SLUT

>> No.3544852

>>3544807
was actually made to watch a sex ed video with a real life birthing when I was 11. I only watched about 30 second of it before I felt ill and looked away.

Pregnant girls are hot though.

>> No.3544881

>Pregnant girls are hot though.

Only 2D ones.

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