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This thread is dedicated to our favorite young maidens. Do the needful.

To preserve the dignity of the maidens, the following words shall not be used under any circumstance:

>H*g
>O*d
>M*m
>Gra**y
>Used goods
>BBA (boin boin aneki is allowed)

>> No.35410327
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>> No.35410432

They need some pride and self-acceptance, like >>35399314, hag, motherly and proud of it all.

>> No.35410563

These old people will never marry, will they?

>> No.35410614
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>>35410295
5 grandmas helping to make cookies

>> No.35410663
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step aside

>> No.35410779
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behead those who insult yukari. that is all

>> No.35410795
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>> No.35410796

>>35410295
oh, is this where you talk about the old hag grandmoms?

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>>35410796

>> No.35411038
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>> No.35411491

There is no shame in being called mommy

>> No.35411922
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Young beautiful ghost!

>> No.35411969

What's with the pacifiers?

>> No.35411991

>>35410295
Dumbass babbu babbas

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>>35411038
She's a brick house
She's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out

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>> No.35412511

cope harder, hagfags

>> No.35412697

>>35412511
You call ‘em hags one more time, and they’re gonna rape you with their magical futa cocks!

>> No.35412730

>>35410295
>Used goods
The millennium maiden wishes she was

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>>35412511
beautiful ladies*
fixed

>> No.35413765
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the weak should fear the strong

>> No.35413808
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seiga nyan nyan here to remind you that shes not legally a hag yet

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Young and sweet!~
Only seventeen!~

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>>35413765

>> No.35413982

>>35413765
Soft yuyu tummy

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>>35410295
>>M*m
But what if I want to make them into moms while they're still young and fertile? Is that so wrong?

>> No.35419464

>>35413808
Seiga's magic taoist arts allow her to avoid the insult of old hag despite being in a similar age range!

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>>35413815

>> No.35421901

I'm gonna say the M word!

>> No.35422781

MOMMY

>> No.35427838
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My time to rep the best doujin of this group has come

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>>35419351

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This thread is illegal. I'm reporting it.

>> No.35430176

I see, so the old maid alliance has been rebranded

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Sad times.

>> No.35430456

>>35410614
Get out o/

>> No.35431554

>>35412697
Yeah, one shouldnt bully the elderly. They dont get what the young folks are saying anyway

>> No.35431645

>>35410295
>Used goods
The hags are 100% virgins, which is signifigantly worse. Imagine being a 30,000 year old virgin.

>> No.35431703

>>35431645
30,000 years young*

>> No.35431729

>>35410295
so elderly, ripe, Oma and saggy are allowed?

>> No.35431783
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Doremy didn't sign up to deal with this stuff!

>> No.35433262

>>35411969
They need to be pacified apparently.

>> No.35435998

You shout hag whenever you see these ladies right?

>> No.35436054

>>35435998
no that sounds like some sort of compulsive disorder

>> No.35436541

>>35435998
not me

>> No.35437384

>>35436541
>>35436054
If you don't remind hags that they are hags they might begin to believe they actually belong in good common society, or that they can flirt with men hundreds of years younger

>> No.35437413

>>35413808
I don't think seiga has done anything legally, ever.

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gensmokyo is a giant daycare for the elderly, change my mind.

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>>35412697
hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags hags

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>>35410295
The Senior Citizens Alliance

>> No.35438269

>>35438232
yukari is looking healthy!

>> No.35438281

>>35437415
That's actually not that bad.

>> No.35439912

>>35437415
Grandma Yuyuko so cute!

>> No.35442266
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>> No.35442275

>>35431729
>ripe

fermented*

>> No.35443314

>>35427838
Only iffy part of this was Youmu randomly being there, but for an old maids only doujin this is the best

>> No.35443403

>>35410295
mommy gf plz

>> No.35443956

Yukari playing games!
Yukari getting a high score!
Yukari asking me to put in the 3 letter name for her on the score board while she goes to get a drink!
I put in BBA!

>> No.35444575
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>>35443956
highscore
1. BBA
2. HAG
3. MOM

>> No.35445697

>>35437415
I like it. Byakuren and Yuyuko especially give me kindly grandma vibes.

>> No.35445822

How will you bully each hag?

Which hag would be the easiest to bully?
Which hag the most dangerous to bully?
Which hag do you want to bully?

>> No.35446030

>>35445822
>How will you bully each hag?
Not sure how but I'd do it subtly
>Which hag would be the easiest to bully
In fanon Yukari is so insecure about her age it's practically a meme, so it's her
>Which hag is the most dangerous to bully
Probably Yuuka for self explanatory reasons
>Which hag do you want to bully
None, I want to fuck them instead

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>>35410295
She's beautiful, isn't she?

>> No.35448130

>>35438232
There are so many questions. Why is there a giant scalpel? What are Mokou and Kaguya doing in the background?

>> No.35448783

>>35448130
I mean don't all doctors own comically large scalpels?

as for Mokou and Kaguya I don't know, maybe their playing hide n seek.

>> No.35448920

>>35445822
You can't.

Yukari isn't actually sensitive about her age - just wants everyone around her to double-think.

Kanako had something like 17-18 children.

Yuyuko is so flighty she wouldn't even remember the bullying.

Generally, other than picking on physical infirmities, which is low class and doesn't apply to 2hus, you can't fuck with old people.

>> No.35448974

>>35413765
>dude has no nipples
A woman drew this.

>> No.35451034
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Wriggle forma la vieja (hag)

>> No.35458141
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>>35451034
why are you posting green unzan

>> No.35458241
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What could a man do when attacked by a horny old hag? What a horrible fate.

>> No.35458283

>>35410295
Hag
Old
Mom
Granny
Used goods
BBA

>> No.35458332

>>35458283
about to get hit by a doubly cursed train covered in agent orange, lasers, and butterflies.

>> No.35458568
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>>35458241
I would do anything to be in that situation

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>>35458283
you're going to brazil

>> No.35458891

>>35458581
>you're going to brazil
-Hot girls
-Bullet fights in every corner
-Country-wrecking yearly incidents
-Everyone is violent and wants to fight
-You gotta stay indoors at night or you get your organs ripped out

Gensokyo irl

>> No.35458978

>>35458891
Sweet! Let's fucking go!!

>> No.35459593
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>>35458891
>>35458978
plus yuyuko is there

>> No.35463026
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miss yukari in her natural habitat

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Should Yukarin go outside, what with all that "harmful for her old lady skin" UV radiation?

>> No.35469154

>>35464868
She should put on some lotions, maybe an old lady hat too...

>> No.35471015

>>35410795
Bunch of autistic retards... the smol ones

>> No.35471078

>>35463026
She’s not wearing anything on her bottoms...

>> No.35471275

>>35445697
Yuyuko strikes me as the kind of grandma who’s house is loaded with food.

>> No.35471329

>>35471078
Yukari wants something to happen...

>> No.35471620

>>35438232
Disabled grams
Dementia grams
I guess Kasen is the crazy cat lady

>> No.35472114

>>35471329
Well the granny is just gonna have to wait

>> No.35473617
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Overfeeding the Rumia!

>> No.35477910

>>35412155
give me snek hag goddess pls

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>>35477910
Here ya' go, no backsies!

>> No.35478889

>>35478831
Kanako complains about being a virgin, but the minute a man shows interest, she freezes up and turns into a snake. Be brave Kanako!

>> No.35479026

>>35478831
i would a snek desu I don't care as long I get my snek hag goddess gf in the end

>> No.35479043 [DELETED] 

>>35478831
Hanako Command.

>> No.35479059

>>35478831
Kanako Command.

>> No.35479084

post more kanako

>> No.35479197

How easy would ti be to please Kanako-sama in bed?

>> No.35479223

>>35479197
She has literally no experience outside of porn magazines she read halfway through.

>> No.35479296

am drawing kanako, anything you guys want to see?

>> No.35479314

>>35479296
pubes

>> No.35479319

>>35479296
Awkward virgin Kanako being loved and cared for

>> No.35479331

>huh

>> No.35479412

>>35479314
I will
>>35479319
give me a bit more detail

>> No.35479426

>>35479296
dont make her tits too big y'know? just big enough.

>> No.35479437

>>35479426
Nice try.

>> No.35479476

>>35479426
no, she gonna have big tits

>> No.35479559

>>35479426
No, her tits will be fat jiggly. Also she needs to be blushing from the embarrassment of being next to her hubby.

>> No.35479582
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>>35479412
>give me a bit more detail
Kanako flustered due to romantic love from (you)

>> No.35479682

>>35479582
More like Cuteako.

>> No.35479699

>>35411038
>>35411996
I want to eat this fox.

>> No.35479996

>>35479699
Sexually, right? Right??

>> No.35480011

>>35479996
No. Literally. She is one big snack so i would be able to live for months before i get hungry again.
Of course sexually you dummy.

>> No.35480024

>>35479699
well I want to be raised by this fox and be her son husand

>> No.35480040

>>35480024
I also want that too. Also munching on her fox ears and brush her fluffy tails.

>> No.35480057

>>35480040
drinking her breast milk and getting jerked off as well getting modeled into her perfect husband from a early age

>> No.35480113

>>35479476
>>35479559
yeah no, definitely give her big tits, just not grotesquely big ones, gotta have moderation in everything, even titty.

>> No.35480156

>>35480057
That sounds nice. I guess. Definetly would try her milk.

>> No.35480214

>>35463026
would she mind if I entered in her backdoor?

>> No.35480695

>>35437415
Who are the middle left and bottom right supposed to be?

>> No.35485862

>>35480695
Yuuka, and I'd assume Kanako from the hair ornament

>> No.35486348

>>35485862
Thank you. I totally forgot that Yuuka was even considered to be a hag. Also, Kanako looks totally different with a bun.

>> No.35486542
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should i buy a yuyuko fumo? ive been looking for one and which fumo to purchace. split between a mokou and yuyuko.

>> No.35488589

>>35486542
>>35356430

>> No.35489099

>>35431645
>30,000 year old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Paleolithic
How old do you think they are?!?

>> No.35496586
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>>35489099
Older than that probably

>> No.35501392

Making babies with Kanako-sama~

>> No.35501502

>>35501392
waking up sanae with how much we fuck, sanae needing to tell us to pipe it down

>> No.35501607
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>>35501392

>> No.35501655

>>35501392
Kanako would be completely inexperienced at being both a housewife and a mother.

>> No.35502386

>>35501655
>Kanako would be completely inexperienced at being both a housewife
Suwako disagrees.
>and a mother.
Sanae disagrees.

>> No.35505483

which mom would be the best mom?

>> No.35505747

>>35502386
Letting Sanae and Suwako join us during one of our hot and steamy sessions of baby-making fuckfest!

>> No.35507075

>>35505483
mima

>> No.35507159

>>35507075
who?

>> No.35508084
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>> No.35508249

>>35410295
Binking? In the wild? My man

>> No.35508570
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Byakuren's feet!

>> No.35509621

>>35508570
fatty

>> No.35510173
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>>35509621
M*m is NOT fat!

>> No.35510179

>>35508570
>>35510173
This is the body of someone who's reached sexual maturity.

>> No.35519670

>>35510179
*hit the wall

>> No.35520050
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>>35519670
Very rude. Hijiri is young and hip.

>> No.35520989

>>35520050
This is a really cute Byakuren btw...

>> No.35521711

>>35448974
Elaborate? Why a man would be more likely to draw male nipples than a woman?

>> No.35521727

>>35520050
who uses hip anymore, an OLD HAG THATS WHO

>> No.35521783

>>35520050
I want to grab her HIPS while I PUMP her DOGGY style.

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>> No.35522710

>>35522408
this old hag is stupid, I would molest her for free

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>>35522710

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>>35522408
Yukarin getting disappointed not a single person evem TRIES to molest her!
Yukarin getting irate and angrily complaining about nobody findig her attractive!
Yukarin breaking down into ugly crying in a public space and making everony uncomfortable!
Yukarin!

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I will never have sex

>> No.35522804

>>35522775
I would take her to a love hotel and make sweet love with her

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I wish I would've never had sex

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Tickle tickle~

>> No.35522995
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hags are pitiful creatures who are loved by no one

>> No.35523019
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pov: yukari suddenly lost her powers

>> No.35523180

Hags smell stinky!

>> No.35523204

>>35523180
they smell sexy

>> No.35523215
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>>35523180
false
>>35523204
true

>> No.35523236

>>35523215
I always why the armpit rice ball?

>> No.35523243

>>35523236
*wonder

>> No.35523280

>>35523243
Extra flavor.

>> No.35523284
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>>35523236
signature salty and tangy taste. a local favorite delicacy!

>> No.35523325
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woops

>> No.35523594

>>35522995
This. Why do people here pretend to like them? It's a bit cruel to make them think they have a chance at happiness and love. Please don't toy with their feeble hearts

>> No.35523665

>>35523594
I don't pretend to like them, I love them with all my heart and dick

>> No.35525954

>>35523325
Imagine how meaty they must be

>> No.35525980
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she's vegetarian so where does she get those protein from??

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>>35525980
Nuts have a fair amount of protein

>> No.35526203
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>> No.35526217

>>35526203
Interesting picture of Junko

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>>35520989
Cutekuren

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>>35526217
Please don't bully the wheelchair hag

>> No.35531018

>>35526203
Ran, Yukari, and Kanako beg to differ

>> No.35531740

Who is best hag?

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>>35527305
But this is the hag bullying thread. No hag should feel left out.

That being said, Okina is OLD!

>> No.35533680

>>35523665
This.

>>35523594
>>35522995
Fags all of you. FAGS.

>> No.35534243

>>35533680
hags are for having many kids and making them feel like they are in the twenties also for teasing them for being single for so long as well

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yukari minding her own business

>> No.35537967

>>35533574
I want to tickle her feet.

>> No.35539086
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This is sad.

>> No.35539511

>>35539086
>all 19 of her children
Gonna send that number into the triple digits

>> No.35539515

>>35539086
What a bunch of ungrateful little shits.

>> No.35539746

>>35539086
I can’t help but laugh but also feel deeply sad fucking hell

>> No.35541114

>>35539746
For me, the snake emoji is kind of funny. Also, the thought of Kanako making a total of 38 burgers is amusing. The "we're not even related" line is sad though.

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>>35531740

>> No.35542265

>>35537147
t-rex yukari

>> No.35543700

>>35542265
At least 65 million years old.

>> No.35543786

>>35542265
small arms are cute

>> No.35549930

Where do I get a Touhou-gf?

>> No.35549963
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Much like a young girl, Yukarin does not eat her green bell peppers.

>> No.35549981

>>35549963
Good luck Ran!

>>35549930
First get spirited into Gensokyo

>> No.35550020

>>35549963
She's asking for your help.

>> No.35550100

>>35550020
Ah! I'm too young to eat bell peppers! Yukari should be an easy lady and take one for the team!

>> No.35552109

Why are the hags so sexy?

>> No.35554188

>>35552109
Because they’re NOT hags! They may be old but they’re young at heart and appearance!

>> No.35562813

>>35554188
Actually they ARE hags

>> No.35562925

>>35562813
and thats what makes them sexy

>> No.35563123

>>35562813
Sounds like someone wants to get their ass spanked.

>> No.35563162

>>35563123
Eirin is OLD!
Byakuren is OLD AND A CLOSET PERVERT!
Yuuka is OLD AND A LONELY SCARY WEIRDO!
Kanako is OLD AND AN ETERNAL VIRGIN!
Yuyuko is OLD AND FAT!

And Yukari? Yukari Yakumo?

YUKARI IS THE OLDEST OF THEM ALL, THE HAG IF HAGS!

>> No.35563176

>>35563123
THEY ARE OLDER THAN DAMN DIRT AND HAVE NO EGGS

>> No.35563301
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[ERROR]

>>35563162
>>35563176

who hurt you

>> No.35563603

>>35563301
I wanted to get spanked

>> No.35564755

>>35542265
Arms are still long enough to press her tits together for paizuri. I see no issue here.

>> No.35566416

>>35563162
They’ll show you their age by disciplining you the “old” fashioned way you little disrespectful brat!

>>35563176
You won’t know until you try to fertilize them. Their still very much young where it counts, full of youth and vitality.

>> No.35566674

>>35566416
I'd like to see them try

>> No.35568069

>>35566674
They won’t have to try, they’ll have you at their mercy with ease!
Yukari will just track you down and gap you to them while Yuuka restrains and holds you down while the others take turns spanking your goofy ass.

>> No.35568389

I had a drink with that mountain hag kanako but blacked out and woke up feeling extremely sore in my nether regions while kanako had a prideful look on her face. what happened to me?

>> No.35568421

>>35568389
Your paternity test is in the mail.

>> No.35568431

>>35568389
I think she roofied you and fucked you raw while you were out of it.

>> No.35568535

>>35568389
You might end up having to move into the Moriya Shrine, it would look bad if the goddess was a single mother.

Congrats on the marriage!

>> No.35568573

>>35568421
>>35568431
>>35568535
How do I divorce her without conjuring the wrath of her frog friend and the frogs grand kid

>> No.35568587

>>35568573
Divorce isn't allowed in Kanako's religion sorry.

>> No.35568609

>>35568587
How do I abandon the religion I didn’t sign up for this

>> No.35568610

>>35568389
That also happened to me but she made me breakfast when I woke up. Strange.

>> No.35568615

>>35568609
Leaving isn't around either. Honestly it sounds like you're quite ignorant, Kanako is going to have to preach to you when ahe gets home.

>> No.35568737

>>35568389
you just got circumcized and kanako just "happens" to look younger

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Make way.

>> No.35577945

>>35413815
yeah, and leprechauns and their pots of gold at the ends of a arainbow are real.

>> No.35580165

>>35568389
what a conidence, I was talking with Ran while drinking some tea and I fell asleep and awoke in Yukari's bed feeling like the life got sucked out of me

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[ERROR]

>> No.35586750

I want to stick my dick in crazy

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>> No.35595603

>>35595511
Heh, aren’t they just a cute bunch.

>> No.35595993

>>35595511
Um excuse me maams, but those are school uniforms. They're intended for middle schoolers. And not... Your age group.

>> No.35596069

>>35595511
something is a bit off here, but I don't know what?

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hags are disgusting

>> No.35596238

>>35595511
cute middle school girls

>> No.35596275

>>35596230
They make my pp very hard

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would you help her /jp/?

>> No.35596330

>>35596301
yup, if she would make me her adoptive son

>> No.35596391
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>>35596330
there's a million things you could have done and you chose to be a disappointment

>> No.35596898

>>35596230
You and that man are very rude!

>>35596301
Yes! Now the question would be whether to try pushing or pulling from the front or back first?

>> No.35597019

>>35596301
no, her stench burns my nose

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>>35596301
I'd laugh at the stupid gappy for getting stuck while walking past her and holding hands with my m*m Eirin.

>> No.35597082

>>35595993
Yeah, they should take them off in front of everyone.

>> No.35597116

>>35596301
I would take off her shoes and tickle her feet.

>> No.35597207

>>35597116
this kills the hag

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