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I want to hate rape Furudo Erika so hard, like you have not an idea.

>> No.35368569

>>35368556
You're fucking retarded. Please kill yourself

>> No.35368616

>>35368556
A fitting end for an intellectual rapist.

>> No.35371233

>>35368616
This.
We need to find the most disgusting, fat, old and bald /jp/sie to put her out of her misery.

>> No.35374229

>>35371233
so me?

>> No.35374363

For me it’s Natsuhi

>> No.35374531

>>35371233
While Bernkastel watches so the bitch cries a river.

>> No.35374578

>>35374363
Why Natsuhi? Natsuhi is just a dumb animal.

>> No.35374699
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I want to have a happy, loving relationship with Furudo Erika, and no, I would not ruin it by pretending I would cheat on her. She is super duper cute, and it is the fault of the witches that she is in such a sad state. Real Erika would be really adorable, even cuter than the one we know! I wish we got to see more of that Erika, to see more of the real greatest detective, so I could further understand just how amazing she is!

>> No.35374712
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35374712

You are supposed to heal shitty girls with the D, not rape them.

>> No.35374997

>>35368569
By the mere existence of this line of reasoning, being raped is also possible for Furudo Erika.

>> No.35375015

>>35374712
>he thinks he can save her

>> No.35375113

>>35375015
Don't misuse the quote function, ``kudasai".

>> No.35375270

>>35375113
Learn to use the " " symbols first.

>> No.35375311
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>>35374712
How sweet.

>> No.35376569

>>35374578
In a family full of headcases, the most normal girl is the wisest choice.

>> No.35376613

>>35376569
What about Jessica? Does liking Kanon to the point of killing for him, only to not be able to explain why she loves him count as making her a headcase? Because I'd get that.

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>>35374363
>>35374578

>> No.35377982

>>35376613
Jessie deserves better than the average /jp/er.

>> No.35379004
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>> No.35379070

>>35379004
Erika is a pervert.

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>>35379070

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>>35379127

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>> No.35379610
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNaaqm8xPU

>> No.35382579
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>>35379591
Erika being deredere for Battler is something I can get behind.

>> No.35382614
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>>35382579
It's a pairing I find very cute, if a little unusual thanks to their circumstances. If they'd met before 1986, they'd probably have got along pretty well considering their shared interests.

>> No.35382892

>>35368556
Erika is canonically dead you retarded smurf fucking faggot

>> No.35382923

>>35382892
Goat.

>> No.35382925

>>35382892
She's also not real, dumbass. Life or death doesn't exaclty matter if you can't fuck her in the first place because she's not in our realm of reality.

>> No.35383351

>>35382892
>>35382925

Erika is just a vessel of Ange

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>>35383351
I still would.

>> No.35384189

>>35382925
>>35382925
who are you talking to retard?

>> No.35384215

>>35384189
The guy who I replied to. You know, the reason you click on the post number? So people know who you're talking to? You'd think you'd figure this stuff out...

>> No.35384909

>>35383964
Cursed image.

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>>35383964

>> No.35393871

>>35387652
Kinzo approved.

>> No.35394174
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>>35387652
Ooooooohh!! Battler!! Ange!! Bring me a successor worthy of the Ushiromiya name!! A son whom is not tainted by impure blood!!

>> No.35396688

On one foot.

>> No.35396918

>>35396688
Higurashi-Umineko-Touhou-NatSoc pipeline confirmed again as real.

>> No.35397307

>>35376569
NORMIE GTFO

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>>35379070
*sniff* guehehe

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>>35368556
I want to make love to Furudo Erika so tenderly, like you have not an idea.

>> No.35410585
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>>35397307
DON'T CALL ME NORMAL!

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>>35410585
Despite her plain nature, Nami's armpits are truly a sight to behold!

>> No.35412796

>>35382614
It's weird how well they got along at times but I did like it.

>> No.35412945

>>35387652
>>35393871
>>35394174
You know I like to think that after thw umineko ending Yukari,Tohya,Ikuko decide to live together in a mansion writing mystery and raising many of their children.

>> No.35413861

>>35412945
That sort of situation is only fun if Tohya isn't an entirely different persona and is instead another part of Battler, and the original him emerges after the ending. Otherwise it makes Ange/Yukari feel like too much of a third wheel. At the same time though, it makes Tohya's existence pretty sad, considering he's just a part of Battler's greater whole that gets overtaken at the end.

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>>35413861
Tohya is just Sayo.
Nothing else makes sense, realistically speaking. When you just think about it, it all fits together.

>> No.35420498
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35420498

Bunp

>> No.35420563

>>35418405
this

>> No.35420574

>>35412945
Lol featherine had my children>>35368556

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