/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Probably shouldn't post this here...

But after watching a few K-Pop videos, noticing how they bolder they are in terms of being with the opposite sex in music videos, wonder if there is J-Pop songs of a similar caliber as say...this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfXS3bdpMQ

[Anonymous No.]

Bumbing this since people are more interested in Touhou Threads usually.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Yeah not amused there, just don't know who else to ask.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

OG LOCO IS THAT YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Those which come from Korea are the droppings

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536601

Damn straight Nigga!

Kay enough with the hip pop act

Yeah, I love Idolmaster but I like the sexy appeal of K-Pop but since /mu/ is mostly Metal/Rock. It is really hard to talk about pop there...

>>3536602

Ah well, K-Pop musicians is seemingly more bolder from my personal experience, as much as they rip off the Yankees

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3536524
>>3536621
>avatar fag

NOW YOU DID IT

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even heard of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536621
/mu/ is mostly hipsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536621

Nah, /mu/ just jerks off while listening to NMH.

What about Nettaiya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y22WJ9zLtaA

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

If your geek Neru level, you say? Hrmph . I am a geek two chan Neru level, you underneath me as far narutards you are under. You are quite rapid, and I think that hot? Shows will pull down the satellite dish about the latest from disgusted with my air space. You are already fapped the OP when I please see that smoking is. The latest moeblob love you, I lost this season? Three years ago, this game is based on me, and her face was a secret harem ending. And her friend's face. All simultaneously. Twice. Waiting to keep your precious rapids. Comiket is a line I will stand in the actual transaction resulting from the artists themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

MUSHROOM MY RADIO

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>3536634
he showed me his power level once.

you guys would never come close to it.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Ran Yakumo waited. Lights above the air led her to blink. Welcome to the base was Chens. She is, however, they hoped the next few years, please do not refer to them. Cernel Yukari and a warning to her, it was too late now is not listenend. Far too slow anyway.
Orchid SUPPA turned 14 years old. I saw a young age when she is Yukari Hina "I want to spin all day."
Yukari "said No! You" by killing the CHENS
She was believed at one time. Later, she had stopped her oldered. However, Mayohiga Gensokyo her now Chens knew was there.
"By Yukari This" is crackered radio. "You Chens must fight!"
So gotted spin broke her walls and orchids.
"She is going to kill America" Chens are
"I'm her" SUPPA spin on Dr. Chen says, she spins in orchid. I tried to spin-lan and her crush on her. But then they became the ceiling, you can not spin was trapped.
"No! I," she cried. Chens must kill
Radio "No, orchids. Chens you are," he said
And was orchid CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536621
>>3536524
kill yourself.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

When I was a young ice fairy
Letty, she took me to the lake
to see a frog parade.
She said, that one day, I would be the freezer, the freezer of the froggies.
She said, Will you freeze them, the froggies with your powers, until you've froze them all?
Because one day, ill leave you, a phantom to lead you in the winter, to join the crisp snow fall.
Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times i feel like i should go. through it all, the warm and the cold, the froggies jumping around the lake.
When you're gone I want you to know I will freeze on
I will freeze on.
Though you're gone believe me, you're froggies will stay frozen
stay frozen
I will freeze on.
And in my heart i cant contain it, the froggies jumps they cant explain it.
And I will toss the failed frozen frogs back into the lake
so that they can melt and re-awake
to paint the scenery a white and green again.
I will freeze them till the end, and I hear the call to
to freeze on.
I'll freeze on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536641
With or without disco?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

And on i'll freeze, through the summer and the sunshine, Ooh oh ohhhh
The spring and the heat, oooh oh ohhhh
take a look at me cause, I could not care at all freeze or melt
you'll never make me
cause the world, will never take my cold
you can try, you'll never melt me
want it all, im gonna freeze this frog
wont explain or say im sorry. im not ashamed, im gonna show my strength
You're the lake, for all the frozen froggies
Listen here, because its only...
I'm just an ice fairy
i'm not a heroine.
just a fairy meant to freeze these frogs
just an ice fairy
mot a heroine.
I'm the strongest.
I will freeze on.
I'll freeze on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536638

That will do, thanks though.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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My parents are out with friends, and they'll be back any minute so I REALLY need your help.
Heres some background:

I volunteer on my sister's softball team, and so yeah, whatever I meet this girl, her name is Michelle, and we've been going out for a while. We have a lot in common.... anyways...


She said:"No, no I can't it's not right" but I told her " Don't worry I what I'm doing, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes."

So I gave her Donkey Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. She's abit confused and scared.

Then I think to myself "I need lube, right? I heard some guys saying you have to lube up or else it might not fit properly...

So I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity. I grab some butter from the fridge, but it's cold, it won't melt, so I microwaved it for like 5 minutes and I put in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and she's in the bathroom crying. Please help I am really really scared. Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3536679

[Anonymous No.]

Guess this is an absolute mission failed, going to delete the topic later