/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh what's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352983
Reimu deep fried in a nice white coat of batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352983
I want to eat Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352983
Buy a second ad you cheapskate

[Anonymous No.]

2hu bros... I'm literally disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>35353270
Go back to where you came from, you aren't wanted here.

[Anonymous No.]

waiting for someone to inevitably make a gumo image macro with a juiced fumo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35353341
What?

[Anonymous No.]

My frens, it has often been said that I like fumo abuse.

My frens, I like fumo abuse...

No, frens, I love fumo abuse!

I love fryings.

I love shootings.

I love mutilation.

I love beheadings, explodings, I love burnings and freezings.

Fumo abuse in prairies, in streets, in towns, in cities, in the countryside, in deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of fumo abuse that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the fumo to smithereens with improvised explosives that tear one’s houses asunder.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a fumo is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed rifle rounds. And there is nothing like a chad using a hydraulic press to crush enemy fumos. And the feeling that comes when a fumo runs screaming from her sizzling pot, only to be chowed down upon by gnashing incisors, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when scores of fumo destroyers brandish their paypal accounts rushing into the online marketplaces. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a new subscriber stabbing over and over into the mangled chest of a long-dead fumo.

The sight of touhou dolls being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by /jp/ virgins, screaming in anguish as they're owned by massive chads!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but empty threats, only to have their fumo smashed to atoms inch by inch by the Large Hadron Collider, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my subscribers are hounded by a coping otaku. It's so sad to see boards and threads that were supposed to be wholesome at all costs, being laid to waste, their posters and lurkers being fucked and hanged.

I love to be IP banned by jannies of /jp/ and /a/. The humiliation as my subscribers scroll around like vermin, ducking the admins CTRL-Fing overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is fumo abuse. Fumo abuse so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further fumo abuse as I do? Do you wish for merciless, brutal fumo abuse? Fumo abuse whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for fumo abuse to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even pepes to scavenge from this site!?
...Very well. Then fumo abuse is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might.

But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, simple "ordinary" fumo abuse will no longer be sufficient.

We need a FUMOCIDE! Fumo abuse beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single channel... The proponents of a trifling ideal numbering less than a hundred strong. However, I believe that each of you old fumo hunters is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one anons!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into Reddit, and who now lie lurking. Let's drag them out of their chairs by their hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to go outside. We will remind them of the way grass feels against their fingertips!
We will remind them that there are more things between their chairs and the front door than are spoken of on their discord servers.

Our channel of one thousand members is going to burn these dolls down to ash.

Yes, my frens! Soon, Gift's condemnations will cover the news channels!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite board. Back to our beloved fumo abuse!
...At last, the retard has crossed the page and is heading down the thread. Attention, all subscribers of the Fumo Destruction Channel! This is a message from your commander.

…Frens... let’s send them directly to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

a cheap imitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35353026
too bad, you can't. I can though, cope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352983
A message from your new overlords of /jp/

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>>35354842
>new overlords of /jp/
Twitter teens?

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>>35355035
Ironic weeb normalchads but I guess they are under that umbrella too

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>>35355035
expected honestly, if you didn't want twitter you'd have to go to any of the containment boards that are toxic enough to keep them away

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>>35352983
>Literally paying to troll.
Quoting whoever made that, also learn to use ad block dummy.

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>>35355178
is there a single board like that?

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>>35355796
Any of the infinitychan splinters

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>>35353932
reading this in his voice is very entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>A "content creator" faggot literally buying up fumos just to laugh as they destroy it
>And then post it on YouTube for other's approval
>Then paying money to show it off even more

I want normies to go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>35355178
We can make this place toxic enough for them to fuck off.
start by calling them niggers.

>>35352983
Nigger kill yourself your mother hates you

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>>35356745
Normalfags, Normalniggers, Niggercattle, NPCs, Normgroids is what you should call them.
"Normie" sounds like something from teletubbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352983
mmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35356745
>normies
Go back. Also, who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35357260
>>>/pol/

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>>35357260
Nice try crossboarder.

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>>35368049

[Anonymous No.]

>>35356745
>>35364155
>>35368049
"Normie" is a term that was only invented because "normalfag" got people banned too quickly on other websites. I know you got here by watching youtube videos in 2016 but let me assure you there is no point in whitewashing the history of a website that used to be the biggest child porn repo on the web.

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>>35368209
The first time I ever heard the term "normie" used on 4chan was a 2006 thread on /b/ where a perplexed anon posted shots of his phone with texts from Stephen King filled with weird messages about "Phonies and Normies" and "the next call you get may be your last!". To this day whenever I see the term "Normie" I think of that poor confused anon stressing out about getting sms bombed by Stephen King. Turns out it was an actual thing going on which later resulted in a massive lawsuit:

https://www.marketingdive.com/ex/mobilemarketer/cms/news/legal-privacy/3532.html

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>>35368209
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr let be drop epik facts on you.
speak like a crossie and you'll be treated as one.
regardless of what happened, normie and normalfag are damn near interchangeable at this point mainly because very few people care.

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>>35357260
>Normalfags, Normalniggers, Niggercattle, NPCs, Normgroids
Yes
get them outta here