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353234 No.353234 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/

I recently got into an argument with my AP world history teacher when i mentioned to her that King Arther was a woman. (Its only a legend too) She is half-British and asked to know how i came to that deduction. I of course wasn't going to say i derived it from a visual novel and simply told her I firmly believed it to be true. She didn't punish me but has been somewhat unfriendly since then.

What should I say to her?

>> No.353242

[x]raep

>> No.353241

Rape her in order to teach her femininity.

>> No.353251

I'll have to go with rape on this one

>> No.353247

Stay in the kitchen

>> No.353250

Use all of your force fighting her. Afterall, youre only fighting women.

>> No.353256
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353256

Tell her that King Arthur was not only a woman, but a massive humanoid mecha.

>> No.353255

Force her to play Tsukihime and F/SN and lead her down the path of corruption and 4chan.

>> No.353253

>>353234
"I will fucking rape you right here if you don't stop pouting over the fact that other people can have a different opinion than you."

DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.353262

Start by talking about Joan d'Arc and work your way to Fate Stay/Night sex scenes. Then rape.

>> No.353263

>>353256
gb2/m/

>> No.353265

>AP world history
underage b&

>> No.353282

>>353250
Kill her children too while your at it.

>> No.353283

You're fucking stupid

>> No.353296

Tell her King Arthur never fucking existed to begin with and that she should go stuff her face with fish and chips at a pub.

>> No.353299

>>She is half-British
MONGRELS

>> No.353310
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353310

>>353250
>>353282
WOMEN AND CHILDREN

>> No.353322

Suppress your power levels, fag.

>> No.353329

>>353234
What >>353283 said.

>> No.353331

This logic is retarded.

Arthur didn't exist so his fictitious self was actually a woman?

What?

Also fish and chips is fucking delicious.

>> No.353346

Tell her about how Tom Thumb is a knight of the round table.

>> No.353353

Punch it in her face to prove your right !

>> No.353361
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353361

>>353234
The Truth

>> No.353362

>>353331
>Also fish and chips are fucking delicious

fix'd

>> No.353392
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353392

Tell her she also turned evil

>> No.353402

>>353234

tell her, she had a dick

>> No.353420

King Arthur was a man. Merlin gave her a p○n○s.

>> No.353428
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353428

Tell her about how Japan dressed King Arthur up in a lion suit.

>> No.353439

>>353362
NO, SIR, THE TWO THINGS ARE COUNTED TOGETHER AND THUS BECOME A MASS NOUN

>> No.353451

>>353428
No, the grail did that. The Holy Grail created a doppelganger version of King Arthur that she had to destroy.

>> No.353479
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353479

>>353296

>> No.353493
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353493

Hey

>> No.353498

This thread has me lol'ing so hard


I love you, /jp/

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353532

This is the actual cover of that book. It's even more hilarious.

>> No.353522

>>353479
isn't it suppose to be Fish and Chips?

>> No.353523

>>353451
Which is weird because only Percival, Galahad and Boors came into contact with the Holy Grail (well, okay, Lancelot too, but it shot radioactive lazors at him). King Arthur spends the whole Grail Quest story (at least, the one version I read) doing absolutely jack.
Though it was funny how in a preceding story King Arthur kills a dude for trying to attack her with a plastic lightsaber.

>> No.353543

>prove the historical authenticity of King Arthur.
I lol'd

>> No.353553

What if Saber was a brunette?

>> No.353569
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353569

This is how it really happened.

Which reminds me, I really need to find it and watch the whole thing.

>> No.353572

>>353553
Then she'd be even more fappable.

>> No.353573

To the OP.

I was going to say that you're a retard and should kill yourself for spouting out stuff you've "learned" from VNs in real life, but upon rereading your history teacher to be a woman, I'll have to go with raep here.

>> No.353581

>>353479
Idiot translators are idiots

>> No.353599

>>353569
I prefer the recent french series Kaamelott.

>> No.353597

>>353573
If you haven't figure it out just yet ITT OP trolls his history teacher IRL and she loses THE GAME

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353606

>>353479

>> No.353620

>>353522

Yeah, stupid scanlators are stupid

>> No.353626

>>353569
ITT: the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

>> No.353642

>>353626
African, or European?

>> No.353676

>>353642
eh, i uh...i don't know


AAAAUUUGGGHH

>> No.353919
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353919

So can this thread be about me now?

>> No.353923
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353923

Dear Friends,

This should explain everything. I hope it helps you.

- Saber

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353986

>>353923
Dear Saber,

I hate you

-Dark Saber

>> No.354014

>>353923
>>353986

Now now ladies. Let's not kill each other now.

>> No.354148
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354148

>>354014
Dear Shirou,

I fucking hate you

-Dark Saber

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354210

>>354148
Dear Black Saber,

You are already dead.

-Love, Shirou Emiya

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354272

>>354210
OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

>> No.354315

>>353923
I find it amusing that she signed this as "Saber."
Seriously, what?

Also, OP is a fucking moron.

>> No.354386
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>> No.354458
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>> No.354515

>>354386
Dark Saver?

>> No.354514
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354514

>>353234
You do realize that the Saber/Arthur/Arthuria/whatever from Fate/Stay Night has got more in common with Jeanne d'Arc (or Joan of Arc as you lol-American like to call her) than with the "real" King Arthur?

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>>354458
Damn right it does

>> No.354590

>>354386
King of Hearts, do you have enough belts?

>> No.354616
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>>354514
Ah, there you are!

>> No.354635

>>354616

What the HELL is wrong with your eyes?

>> No.354647

>>354386
BELTANZIPPAS

>> No.354654

>>354635
He just came from /d/.

>> No.354655
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354655

>>354590
>>King of Hearts

>> No.354676

>>354514
Lawl, the artist wanted to draw a woman as a Knight.

>> No.354861

>>354647
He looks Square

>> No.354900

>>354676
>>Nasu realized he wouldn't be able to write women for shit

>> No.354907

>>354900
That doesn't explain the Rin intro.

>> No.355007

>>354907
He only realized it halfway through and thought "fuck this, I can't keep this up for the rest of the game." Then he nomenswapped Ayaka for Rin and made King Arthur a woman.

THIS IS TRUE*

*this is conjecture**

**conjecture means "lie"

>> No.355063

>>354514
People never cease to BAAAWW about guessing wrong.

>> No.355198
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355198

You wouldn't happen to be this guy would you?

>> No.355236

Jesus Christ, are you autistic or something OP?

>> No.355258

>>355198
I raged.

>> No.355302

>>355198
Oh fuck, that would have been epic IRL trolling if he had stopped her from buying brawl on the launch day.

>> No.355392

>>355198
Kid is in the wrong sales profession.

>> No.355441

I can't tell whether OP is being face-palmingly stupid or tongue-cheekingly clever.

>> No.355443

>>354900
The Rin intro was awesome though. I almost cried when I realized there's no more narration from Rin's perspective.

>> No.355445

>>355198
That can't be real, right?

>> No.355465

>>355443
Well, there are the interludes from UBW.

>> No.355479

>>355443
This. I was like, "FUCK YEAH BEST GAME EVER!" Needless to say I was disappointed when I realized you don't get to play as Rin.

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355696

This is MY thread dammit!

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