Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Brown mofu love!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

My wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313276
>So you are a fluff huffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313314
*SNIIIFFFF*
Yes, i am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313314

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313314
>>35313335

[Anonymous No.]

Degenerate mofu addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313380
>>35313387

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313394
I can stop at any time.
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu with abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313284
Really beautiful, is she a chimera or what is?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, which addiction of mine is stronger. Fluff or cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313416
That's a Griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313284
Nice wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313430
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

DADDY?

next door jackass

[Anonymous No.]

What were kikimoras doing before the newest monster lord changed everything? I get that most of the other monster girls ate humans but what about her? Did they break into homes at night, clean them up, then give the sleeping man a blow job for payment?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to discipline a Kobold who keeps munching on your hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313586
"show her who's boss?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313586
Lather up your hands in peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.]

I got deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313689
You've just been in this place before? Higher on the street and you know it's your time to go? Calling you and the search is a mystery, standing on your feet, It's so hard when you try to be you, woah? Woah! Deja Vu!

[Anonymous No.]

In the MGE setting. Instead of evil or neglectful jerkass anime dads. It's the evil or neglectful jerkass anime mothers. Specifically for the human and or Order side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314210
Would love to rape and dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314220
>t.Incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314264
That's more a human thing to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314210
They should be turned into one of the docile monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314210
Who gives a shit about the human or order side and nice off topic image you /tg/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314375
How about you take a chill pill once in a while. Pic was literally a genderflip of Shinji's dad. Do not fucking tell me posting anime and or anime girls from time to time is now grounds for "REEEE /tg/!"

Take. a. Chillpill.

[Anonymous No.]

>grocery shopping in MGC
>busy looking at the shelves
>giant girl presses into you from behind and grabs your butt
>"I didn't know the snacks were in this aisle"
It's hard to do the shopping as a single male

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267
Summon the Elector Counts!

It is my wish that the body of those among the nobility to be gathered at my location. As they have the right to know who is temporarily in charge of Emperor-related duties and task. For my husband, the actual and current Emperor is sick with a cold and aching tummy wummies.

I, Petra, Empress by Marriage, wife and personal mount of the Emperor Karl Franz. Must order you faithful imperial envoy to go to each and every one of the nobles of the highest rank who due to the succession laws have the right to gather and and be members of an electoral college that elevated a member to the throne of the Empire and as a result are as of the most powerful members of imperial society, the best generals in the army and are in possession of a Runefang and inform them of my decision to travel and assemble at my current position.

For they all must know the condition of the Emperor's Ouchy tummy and who has been declared temporary Empress-leader by the Emperor himself!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw stuck between two huge monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to ignore the retards not from these parts.
Only post about monstergirls and monstergirl accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314716
I love my waggy saggy fishe

[Anonymous No.]

What Monstergirl state would this Imperialistic Dragon flag belong to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314423
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314423
Anime and or anime
NO ESCAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314423
>Pic was literally a genderflip of Shinji's dad
So not a monster girl. Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314210
>>35314423
>>35315455
Receipt just in case you want to lie about it some more
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/73895768/#73915578

[Anonymous No.]

I’m starting to think this guy is like Barneyfag, just posting old /tg/ posts just to tell himself to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Earth magic dragons are rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315576
Source? From what game/anime/IP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315525
You know how r9k has the no-same-post rule, maybe we need to petition for a no /tg/ crossposting rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315602
Shadowverse
Card game from the granblue guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314589
This is cute man haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313554
Kikimoras in the original folklore could be beneficial, but when they weren't, they were tormenting people instead of killing them.
>[The kikimora] will look after the chickens and the housework if the home is well kept. If not, she will tickle, whistle, and whine at the children at night.
>To appease an angry Kikimora it is said one should wash all the pots and pans in a fern tea.
Sleep paralysis was also explained by Slavs of old as an angry Kikimora coming to strangle you at night. Erotic asphyxiation with your Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna change my family line's physical appearance with a boatload of fox genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315781
>Hold out on fuggin the maid
>Even when she blatantly bends over in your face with her leaky pussy on display through lingerie panties
>Awaken one night to being ridden into the bed with kiki's hands lovingly around your throat, applying her weight, but no real pressure, just enough to feel possessed.
>Cum buckets
>She spends the rest of the week begging you to get rough with her as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314341
Incubus are human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315855
Yes, but there are some fundamental differences in mindset caused by incubization. For instance, incubi don't rape and aren't particularly interested in women that aren't their wife. Humans are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267
>The new adventuring party has arrived, ready to take quests from both The Order and the Demon Realms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315855
Incubi don't consider human women for sex and would never rape them. This is only something /tg/ shit posters spam.
>However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you want any humans to follow you, or should it all be monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35315525
I'm the one I called you out and I'm just your old /jp/ variety autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316132
I'm calling you a samefag who posts old /tg/ posts just to yell at them.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking the mail harpy while she is on the clock! Making everyone's deliveries late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316162
That's fucked up...

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 can't read more than 5 words

I like /tg/. /tg/ is Interesting. /tg/ is like a spice or garnish, either you like it or you don't. The problem with /tg/fags is they don't know they're a spice, and they try to make a whole meal out of /tg/. /tg/ by itself tastes like shit. /tg/ only works when they add to monstergirls, and do nothing to subtract from it. I feel like if /tg/ understood this, they wouldn't be as insufferable as they were, posting humans and unrelated shit all the fucking time.

Want to talk flags? MS paint what you think Lescatie's flag would look like. Actually I'm pretty sure it already has a flag, discuss it. Don't fucking just post ebin badass generic imperial dragon flag and hamfist monstergirls in as a second thought. You're in the monstergirl thread. Strictly speaking you're not even welcome here. /tg/ is and should be an after, maybe even never thought. I'd tell you to go post your pictures of 'the neo order' and other faggots over in /tg/ but your threads are dead because you don't know you can't make a meal out of /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316162
Anon, i love monsters, but if you delay my package i will fucking choke you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316162
Gonna impregnate the mail harpy so she can deliver me the egg in a few days.
I'm then gonna make her deliver her won wedding ring to herself. Why? it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316171
I feel like this is a copy pasta, but at the same time it feels to genuine to be that.

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316228
A weapon to surpass metal gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316226
That's because it is genuine. I love heraldry, it's interesting and cool, and I can never talk about it here because faggots ruined everything,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316156
Call what you want. Report me for trolling if you're that certain
>>35316171
/tg/ would always be shit because it's just a bunch of fat fucks who no longer play table top just sitting around moping. They're the Table top equivalent of /v/ if not worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316244
>I can never talk about it here because faggots ruined everything,
I feel you on that one. Same thing with maps. It's fun to think about what the MGE world looks like, but some people took it way too far and now we can't talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316253
>it's just a bunch of fat fucks who no longer play table top just sitting around moping.
Yeah well, I guess that's why they're all such faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

A buff fox(I think) for my woes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316305
Never doubt the power of mofu mercenaries.
Mofunaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316305
I wish they were more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316325
I think it was Braveheart or something? Where the Scots mooned the British? That but mofu and bushy tails, it's not just a taunt, it's a promise and a persuasive argument to surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316342
She's a lumberjack and she's okay,
She fucks all night and she works all day.

She cuts down trees. She skips and jumps.
She likes to press wild flowers.
She puts on pretty dresses,
And hangs around in bars.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monstergirl and her man experience body aches and pain after a whole nigh of rough silly sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316432
No.

[Anonymous No.]

How freaky is too freaky for you guys?
https://e-hentai.org/g/1933132/073a4bc029/
It's 100% vanilla so you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314698
Please tell me this is a full doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316432
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316432
That's why you get yourself a Holstaur, no dehydration and your body is strengthened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
respond "damn, didn't know they sold grade A beef in this aisle as well"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316432
My wife and me fit this perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316485
seems so [Kaoritatsu Chaya (Ocha no Degarashi)] Hogushi-ya Kemono (Kemono Friends) [English]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
>Look up
>Bury face between breasts
>"Lady, I'm a full course meal."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316432
wouldn't be me, I will work through the pain to help my wife up

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316481
High heels are the pinnacle of plant evolution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
>>"I didn't know the snacks were in this aisle"
I'm more like fast food. Quick, mediocre taste and doesn't quite fill you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316562
Yeah, well she wouldn't stop until it started to hurt.
Damn undead and their infinite stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316731
Trying to explain to my wife that monster energy doesn't eliminate refractory periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
Ma'am this is the cleaning supplies aisle, nothing here is edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
>mumble something
> she comes closer
>french her until she loses reason
>ask her "am I still a snack?"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big buff monster to beat the shit out of me. I mean really just cave my shit in. I want to be a red smear on the pavement by the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316789
>her friend grabs you from b ehind
>"more like leftovers, but you'll do"
Big monsters travel in packs. Where there is one, there are several more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316815
>I tell her I can speak french but I am shy so needs to come close
>french
>have fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
>turns around
>slide my hand under her clothes, to caress her labia.
>"Didn't know that lunch can walk."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316815
>cross arms
>"One dick, one woman. Them's the rules."

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm just trying to get a can of tuna please find a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316797
Attack her husband and she will.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think, if i hand around the diary parts of the shop, sooner or later a shy holstaur girl would approach me and tell me that her's is fresher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316867
then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316867
How do ya like the tuna deez nuts clapping cheeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316797
There are tons of muscular monsters that would be happy to gently cuddle those thoughts out of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316892
Yes, but with that post she would get shoved aside by an angry nerd cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316915
I just want a cute soft cow gf. It doesn't matter if she is nerd or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316815
Doesn't matter if there is one big monster or one hundred big monsters, they're all getting impregnated with triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316892
>diary
that place would be bigger due to the amount of different you could get from gazer milk to alarune milk, the possibilities are endless

[Anonymous No.]

So based on your responses to my post, it would appear that around 85% of visits to the store made by single men result in at least 1 marriage.
Any mamono lurking in the thread should now know where to find a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316939
I would be hanging out around the cow based diary. Though i would gladly taste each and everyone of them, but holstaur is my favorite flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>i hand around the diary parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316946
>tfw single for so long, i learned to cook and no longer in search for relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316903
To get a can of tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316979
then eat out a tuna mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316979
How do you like the tuna dis hoe's moans as she gets that deep dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316910
>>35317016
Can you stop following me around the store with your new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314505
>big girl
>neck fluff
The shopping can wait, I'm off to get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317034
Soon you'll be shopping everyday.
Big girl like that needs to eat a lot so she's got the energy to break you every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316979
>>35316992
I have my own tuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317034
Is that really all it takes for you to want to marry a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317055
Everyone's got their triggers for going full manwhore. Apparently a good mane and that height are enough for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317028
Okay bro. But you're invited to our wedding. What's your number?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, what does it take for you to go full manwhore?

[Anonymous No.]

I think the institution of marriage as it stood IRL is a little pointless to monstergirls. Should the point of marriage with an MG actually be held off until she's pregnant so that you're celebrating your first born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317043
I'm fine with that. I also hope she's okay with have some home grown food as well as stuff from the store, my garden is going crazy this summer and I can't eat it all myself.
>>35317055
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317124
The institution is dumb, but YOU try resisting your wife's puppy eyes when she finds out how big marriages can be,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Long ears, a haughty face, a cold tone and a warm heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317125
Ah, another gardener. Mine bears only fruit.
But you will mostly be buying meat for a big girl like htat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317135
I should clarify, I mean more, the public and civil recognition of you being a couple so that you can actually start boning her without her suffering the risk of you up and leaving. Marriage as a mechanism to ensure fidelity is pointless to monstergirls. I think as a mechanism of declaration, it fits better once you've impregnated her. So you might be fiancés until she's got a baby bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
As >>35317065 said, I've pretty much embraced the fact I'm Manticorebait, Griffonbait, and Jinkobait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
One loving Moo-ing into my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317182
I see. In that case, I'd wait for wighthood for my wife, not a baby bump. That's a more solid date, impregnating a wight (undead+high tier monstergirl pregnancy difficulty modifiers) is probably ungodly rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
big tiddies and big muscles
hence why minos are an instalose matchup for me
I cannot win

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Tall, curvy, and a dress.
I am not a picky man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Build up and romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Venus bodies, old monsters, and lacation

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kiss a chuuni monster on her power-sealing eyepatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Confident, horny, MILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317233
A fair enough compromise

[Anonymous No.]

My modified cabbage patch doll sex hole broke it's stitching.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to grope a Dark Mage's breasts so she can't focus on casting spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317397
i would that then run off with her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317428
But she can go back to casting spells once you're done groping! Keep doing it while wearing her hat instead of running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317444
wouldn't it b e more effective to french her cause she needs to speak to cast spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Wild and in heat, I want to copulate in every possible way with her and do a lot of dirty and perverted things

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317467
Energy-drain kissing is something every dark mage knows, only french if you want your strength sapped and carried back to her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317505
then just grope, thank god I was cursed to induce extreme lacatation in monstersa

[Anonymous No.]

what would be insults that monster girls would use on 4monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317596
Barren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317596
human female

[Anonymous No.]

After some consideration I've realized I'm more inclined to trust mindflayers with large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317630
needs a little more age for me to trust any monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317630
Something you can lean into when they mindflay you. Large orbs of safety and comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317650
I would a card. Both the spades and the hearts sound appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317764
>>35317630
there's something magical about blue and purple titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317740
What about a Yugioh card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317764
gonna play with those nipple covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317792
Depends on the card. DMG would be an instant yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Nothing.
I'm a one woman only kind of guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317630
Gonna plant my face in her cleavage and see what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317630
with tits like that, I'd let her do whatever she wants with my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317872
>>35317792
The question I've never been able to answer...
Is Black Luster Soldier a dude or a chick?
If a chick then yeah I'd a Yugioh card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317874
I think you can be a whore for one woman, it's more about attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318025
A cute and loyal dork knight.

[Anonymous No.]

Bike horns: Because everyone in the neighborhood wants to ride you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318025
I didn't expect to like a combo like this. But god damn does this look nice.
>Very loyal but extremely chuuni dark knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318044
Do you think bicornes let the harem members ride on their back? Or is it still a husband only thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318044
i wouldn't mind being pimped out by a bicorn momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318044
>Monster girl neighbor keeps bullying you and calling you "Bike horns" due to how many girls have ended up fucking you
>A Week later you're fucking her silly after your wife manage to convince her to just "try" to have sex with you
>Now you have another wife

[Anonymous No.]

Ever thought of centaur's crotchboobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318075
I've seen some shit on the internet and I hate it.
It's either chest boobs or off to /trash/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318088
sniffing and huffing intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to drop a quarter in front of a pack of nukis and see what happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out behind you anon, it's a Yeti going in for a surprise hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318117
Wait. I'm in my underwear, i'm not ready for a surprise hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318113
They'll realize you have more and go for you instead.
They're greedy, not stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318113
drop a brick of gold instead and get some popcorn ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318117
Back attacks are pretty easy to avoid, just walk forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318133
It's too hot for hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318117
I like Yetis, but I'm sweating like a pig here, it's not a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318117
I'm gonna give her a hug first

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317078
I never existed, I was in your heart the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

Fine, electrify mine
Electrify my golden tooth
Can't look at those eyes
Without sparking some
ELECTRIFY MY HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318133
Yeti will wait for you to be ready for her surprise hug
>tell yeti wait
>she just stands there
>checking her wristwatch while you change

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316563
Holy yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318141
Even better
>It's glued to the floor

[Anonymous No.]

mirror on mirror on the wall, whose the biggest coomer monster of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318229
I would be probably stare at her for straight 5 min, due to this random event that has happened, still trying to process it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318241
>mirror on mirror
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318241

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you got a surprise monster roommate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
wouldn't mind it but would ask how old she truly is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316915
>What a bag of bull balls! I'd rather spend all day watch my own breast milk sour! No, I'd rather drink my own fucking rancid milk that play this piece of shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Put on some clothes I guess. Kind of sad that I can no longer have fun being naked in a house all to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Damsels in "distress".

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318316
coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318316
>Not declaring that your house is a no clothing zone and telling your roommate to strip

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Force her to play my cringy nerd games with mw that I'm too embarrassed to show my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318255
>two ghosts, each inhabiting a mirror face each other
>the reflections of their reflections all start making out with each other
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
well, I found a model for drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
It'd be pretty neat, but probably I'd not do much due to there being enough spaghetti in my pockets to start an italian restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there was an error in the registration forms and you got two roommates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Depends on the monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Ask if I can tie her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318241

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
I only have one bed ready, we'll have to share it.
>>35318383
An even tighter squeeze than if there was just one roommate, but being sandwiched by monsters in bed sounds amazing so I'm not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Ask for her milk as rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
This. >>35318386
But probably being happy, having roommates.
>>35318383
I'm not even sure, if i'm ready for one, two may be an overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318383
more milk, more rent

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the lactation obsession? You know you need to impregnate women to get that, you can't just walk up and demand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
Holstaurs can lactate without getting knocked up.
I like the idea of milking a girl and i also love milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318383
I would be a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
Ignoring magic and magical items, it is possible to induce lactation in non-pregnant women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
>You know you need to impregnate women to get that, you can't just walk up and demand it
That can easily be solved with a little help from the Milk Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318383
how the fuck would two more people are gonna fit on a bed that barely fits me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318475
You sleep on top of them or on one and then they other sleeps on top of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318475
Hope you enjoy cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318044
This needs to be an advertisement,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318044
Can I have this without a Bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318383
Pray to Eros I don't die of exhaustion from how much I'm going to dick both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318115
Taking my stern kiki maid to a resort and have her wear something like that sounds fun. I do want her to relax though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out for a run and get good and sweaty.
>All you single monster girl neighbors and/or roommates suddenly seem very intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318351
>>35318383
>pharaoh and apophis roomies
>get them addicted to yu-gi-oh to prevent home from being destroyed by actual fights
>they take it way too seriously
Just don't reveal how good you actually are or else the rivalry obsession is going to turn to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
Can't call yourself a dairy enjoyer if you aren't willing to try monster milk. Lactation is also pretty comfy after sex, it's only fair you get some of her milk after she milks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
Because I go through a lot of milk and if I had to learn magic to make a girl always supply fresh dairy I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318537
Telling your stern kiki headmaid to relax while you massage her shoulers and legs!

[Anonymous No.]

Father's day is they day where monster girls try to make men into fathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318548
>>run
>lift in the yard without a shirt
>grunt as sensual as you can
>do it when most of them of are outside
>also do it when the wind is blowing in their direction
The intrigued is now those in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318548
Park skies would be floodied with harpies holding water bottles looking for single runners

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
Probably take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318581
For sure. My perfect maid deserves it. Worship your meido!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318630
>Anon never knew a weresheep could go into heat until his neighbor started getting 'very' friendly.

>>35318632
Gotta stay hydrated.
Or you'd see yukis, ice queens, and glacies offering to let you 'cool down'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
>you need to impregnate women to get that
I consider it a package deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318629
If you were born in march, then your dad took it like the little man-toy he is.
If you were born in February, your dad found a monstergirl and made her a monstermom.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil kiki, that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318680
>All shall be made clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318680
Master....I will clean your room...WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318632
Good thing I bring my own water. Who knows what kind of aphrodisiacs those birds put in their bottles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318694
>they just pour it on you
>you're now running through a monster town wearing a see-through shirt
Should have just accepted the offer. No you're going to get married unconsensually

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318694
The water is actually perfectly normal, they just don't want you to get dehydrated and possibly become heat exhausted. Least you could do is flirt with the qt who gives you some h20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318643
I'll buy her a dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318694
They're just stamina boosters, goodness. They just want you to keep it up. Pounding harpy puss may be a side effect. Just don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318692
>but you always have my consent Kiki, I trust you wholeheartedly!
>ancient evil kiki upset she can't be evil because of dense mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318441
>you need to impregnate women to get that
It's not impossible, impregnation just makes it easier.
>>35318651
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318714
would run around nude and do it while boosting my speed to 200 mph

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318738
Dense Anons the world over are precious commodities, exclusively meant for terrible, unbelievably cruel and sadistic monstergirls that get disarmed by their unconditional love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318664
Echidna kids confused about this whole day business, all of their birthdays just seem to be in two random months for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the cows smelling so nicely lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318632
The only way I'm drinking their water is through mouth-to-mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318719
>She sees the new dishwasher
>"BREED ME NOW MASTAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318770
I want a harem of holstaurs that exclusively dine on different types plants so that I get multiple different tastes of milk and a variety of floral hints in their scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318777
>divebombing harpy making smoochie noises

[Anonymous No.]

A strange blue woman appeared when I tried to throw plastic six pack rings into the river so I tried telling her that
a) I was tired of carrying it
and b) The river is right there
But she just started yelling. Women, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318770
Cows always smell nice if they aren't restricted to a barn and can eat in a field. There are a lot of plants that will rub off their scent while the cows walk around, so they smell quite pleasant when you bring them back in.
>>35318777
Harpies learn mouth to mouth techniques from being fed by their mother as a baby. They might coddle you like a mother would if they get into it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>harpy
gonna fuck the chicken harpy with big old tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318816
>harpy wife insists on feeding you by chewing your food for you and giving it to you via kisses
Jeez, dinner would take forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318790
Definetly a nice way to live.
>>35318816
Oh true. But somehow there are days, when they smell even better, than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318837
Reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who broke his jaw during uni exams so one time when studying he blended a subway footlong and drank the concoction

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318862
'concoction' is the perfect word for such a vile brew,

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318811
Need a drawing of an Umi Osho with one around her neck

[Anonymous No.]

Are redhead Minotaurs horny 24/7? How dangerous are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318757
>Oh no, my wife isn't an evil overlord, she's just a stay at home mom! Right sweetie?
>Lilim in demon lord general armor writing an order to subjugate a nearby kingdom shakes her head yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318933
Blink twice if your husband is oblivious to the fact that he literally fucks the evil out of you along with your braincells every night, lilim chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318924
>fringe covers her eyes momentarily
>instantly flies into a sex-crazed rage
Damn I'm gonna convince those mino delinquents to dye their hair red and see if they'll bully me more.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any profile with a stronger ahoge than Griffons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
Tall, huge muscles, abs, warrior (specially martial artist).

Thus either Mino or Jinko makes me go husbando immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
>mfw already one of the smallest bedrooms in the house
I wouldn't mind that kind of cramped if it was with a monstergirl, I guess
so long as she's a clean one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318632
Still not as bad as the beaches get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318816
>On run
>Decide to get water from the park harpies
>Demand she feeds you mouth-to-mouth
>Maternal instincts switch on, starts act weird
>"Make sure drink it all for me, okay? Good boy. Let's go back home, it's not safe for you to be outside of the nest."
>Grabs your arms with her feet and takes you to a nearby tree
>Run cut short as she's now focused on keeping you safe inside her nest, wrapping her big bird thighs around your torso and blanketing you with her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317104
>full manwhore?
what exactly do you mean by this? Normaly I'd guess it means 'fucking anyone/thing that asks', but that doesn't seem to fit quite right in monstergirl setting, that's just how you get a big harem
please disambiguate

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318964
>megatitty jungle tiger
>named Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319020
make you intsaloss

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319030
need megatitty jungle lion named mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318939
>a lilim's generals are in a magic conference call with her
>they're worried, she just hasn't been herself lately
>hasn't even attempted to expand her territory in over a year
>"So, uh, boss... is everything going alright with you and your husband?"
>"Huh? Don't worry, my relationship won't interfere with our goals."
>blinks out "HANDHOLDING" in morse code

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319046
>They're siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319019
>Good boy
I always get scaroused when possessive girls say that. They're usually the same type that will try to mindbreak you into being an obedient and clingy cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318383
I hope it's twin lich sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319057
>gee billy, how ya u get a mom dad and a mom mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318939
Don't It make her remember the nights, it makes her go red with a combination of embarrassment and primal heat for next night. Truly is amazing how he's oblivious to it all
>Lives in a dark brooding castle on a craggy hill
>Visited by high ranking generals constantly who just happen to be "fellow housewives"
>Wife constantly getting into full armor to go to "book club"
>Friends at work from his salaryman job don't want to visit his place on account of the massive horny thorn forest and feral werebats surrounding the castle vicinity

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319079
That's what happens when you go into the jungle when you're grossly underleveled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319079
Runescape troll naming conventions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319035
I think I might unironically be too inhibited for that to happen
There'd need to be mind magick in play, or a max power Lilim-tier DE aura, something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
>E's onto you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319096
but I was abandoned in jungle by my human momma?

[Anonymous No.]

>sugar daddy to a mamono gal
>You buy the stuff she wants and she lets you impregnate her each time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319099
There'd be a whole lot of girls named Dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319208
the gal named dick with the the last name head

[Anonymous No.]

i just can't get over robot pussy because of the huge lack of art and animations for them

[Anonymous No.]

I want a sugar mama monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is the most belfast?
hardmode: not kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319340
can robots have pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319352
I want a rich, retired wrestler monster girl sugar mama that's still heavily muscular

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319352
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319368
Monsterizing shrine maiden doesn't know you are fucking her boobs every night while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319367
i've never seen such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319405
how would they even look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319399
I dunno....her gaze says she thinks somethings up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319399
why not her ass as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319441
the only thing i can think of is just having a raised plate with lights or something as a substitute in that area

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319445
They might have gotten bigger in the process

>>35319459
Either that or use her mouth. It's risky though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319470
I like risk, It gets me harder than steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319488
I will do so as along as you wash me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313276

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319492
Being known as the guy who facefucked the killer shrine maiden with the killer body is a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319513
I want to fuck the gap hag instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317783
>there's something magical about blue and purple titties
Not as much as about blue and purple loli areolas and anuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319445
Of course she knows. You think she wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

Here they come,
Walking down the street,
Big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets,
Big women give me a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267
MGE is boring. So sayeth the goth moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319525
Ancient Terror from Beyond blushes at your flirty comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319572
Almost read that to the tune of the theme from The Monkees

[Anonymous No.]

would monster girls be made If when i saw a big and meaty one, I would sing brickhouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319525
>turn the gap hag into such a broodmother she has to stay in her gap thing all the time to move around
You saved a species of yokai from the brink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319645
That's ridiculously hot.
>She has to waddle around once she arrives just to get to her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319620
Skinny wenches will not do,
I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat
To see me through the night,
In the morning I feel alright!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319506

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319645
can I get a medal for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319710
I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319665
She will probably use her gap portals to just drop into the bed. Either way she is going to make sure you have easy access.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg's compliment you on your ass and spank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319793
Like with a paddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319793
This is how Amazons should treat their husbands.
>>35319806
Not him, but I would prefer bare hand. It's nice when she follows it with a grope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319726
I want to hug a lonely yokai

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319855
Hug therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319793
fuck, those squats I do don't help me in the fact to stay unmolested

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319793
The BIG, more aggressive girls will.
Amazon, Oni, Ogre and Mino are the best candidates.

[Anonymous No.]

I sell headpats and headpat accessories

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Father's Day anon!

Friendly reminder that today is one of he rare days you can get away with putting your dick in your daughteru's cunny and cumming in her because that's the best Father's Day present ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35316243
>>35316228

>Boss, you know I've always had your back...but if you bring that woman here, I'll just have to marry her

Would Quiet be a Mantis, a Shinobi or a Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
i don't have sex with my fish daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
Gladly, but only after a sit in breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

I exist for fertile old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320180
Don't use your daughteru as an onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320221
At least not until she's feeling more enthusiastic about it, look at the poor lass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320188
I think all men exist for hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd Hebi
https://twitter.com/Fellming1/status/1406686034373464067?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320221
>>35320240
Enthusiastic enough for you?
https://files.catbox.moe/suhs3p.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317179
Excellent taste, KC really needs to re-imagine Ogres along these lines, or add Greenie Orcs in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320240
The good thing about undead lolis or small undead in general is that you can tie them to your body and use their throat as a cocksleeve for the whole day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320250
Diaphanous gowns work well for Hebis, but should be less tailored at the top, more like a robe than a blouse.

Regardless, would marry and spend all day in bed with/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
>wake up
>sit down for breakfast.
>feeling someone giving a blowjob
>thinking it's my wife, but she just walks in.
>Oh it's father's day.
MGE daughters tend to get on their father's dick too, if they don't find a suitable partner or fall for their dad. At least there is no incest related issues. Or maybe i remember it wrongly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319806
Fuuuck I'd love to get a paddling from a giant Orc Muscle Mommy (either green or P'Orc variety)

[Anonymous No.]

You will:
>Have the most satisfying sex everyday
>Cure your mental illness
>Have a nice family that always loves and support you
>There is no escape from that
>Your life as depressed shizotard ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320273
Likewise, any spankings on their cold, pale butts stay on there for much longer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
No way, if my daughteru wants the dick she needs to earn it. If she isn't willing to find a different guy and actually wants my dick, she has to go on an epic quest to prove her worth or just overpower me and take it by force, but I'll try to resist if she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320310
Oyakodon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320310
No clue why but I get rock hard when girls have hair over one of their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320309
Depraved royalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320250
I like thing

[Anonymous No.]

how would life as a botanist be post-portals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320250
nice

[Anonymous No.]

where do tanukis lurk and how do I procure one to be my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35317505
>Friends dare you to steal a Dark Mage's hat
>Drive out to the only Dark Mage you know, a mischievous old hag who traipses into your shop every week to buy ingredients for gingerbread, her MASSIVE tits sloshing and flopping out of her top
>Always teases you by saying how cute you are and asking if you have a younger brother
>Damn fat-titted smug whore, you're only 22!
>She opens the door, recognizes you, and smiles
>Offers you gingerbread, you (wisely) decline
>Tell her you're here to steal her hat
>Taken somewhat aback, she hesitates long enough for you to lean in and steal a deep, long kiss, while you grab her hat in both hands
>Rather than pulling away or fighting, she wraps her long, graceful arms around you and pulls you in deeper, moaning something
>Her tongue struggles to enunciate her spell, but all it accomplishes is sliding lewdly around your own tongue as you french her deeper
>You feel strange kissing her, you feel soft and light, a little weak, like you just woke up in a soft bed
>Her tits are so soft, pressed against you, and they seem to be getting bigger and softer by the second
>Come to think of it, she seems to be getting bigger all over--her hips swell, your hands slide across her wide, round ass, and you feel her lips pull away as you strain on tip-toe to reach her mouth
>She obliges by leaning down to continue the kiss, finally dropping to her knees to encompass your whole body with her arms, her long, luxurious hair spilling over you like a curtain
>At long last she ends the cinnamon-scented kiss and pulls back just enough to stare with gentle lust into your
eyes
>After a minute you realize what the fertile, voluptuous giantess has done--she hasn't grown, you've shrunk!
>Damn witch enchanted her lips to turn any man she kissed back into a boy!
>You guess you're about the size of a shrimpy junior high student now
>"Fufufu, what a *delicious* little boy you make! So much better, now you're the perfect size for me~~~"
>You can feel, despite how small she's made you, that she made sure one *particular* part of you remained full-sized
>"Now, then, my cute little boy, do you like sweets? I have some yummy gingerbread I made *just* for you, and some fresh milk too, perfect for a growing boy like you fufufu!"
>Well, how can you say no to that?
>Take her hand as she leads you towards the warm kitchen, still wearing her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320250
I want to fill her with babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320437
Banks and cash-advance locations. Might also find them managing a store or shop or even more rarely, prostituting herself out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320447
Not too bad of an end for failing, but it would suck not being able to reach high shelves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

Papillon moms must have a hard time on father's day. Imagine having to corral these little green ones up and have them make father's day dinner without eating it. Must take a lot of patience, good thing they have eternally youthful springtime skin, or crow's feet would set in rather quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320456
>Expensive, high-class Danuki escort promising 'Wife Experience'
>In reality she's the slutty third daughter of a major Finance house who's slumming it at Madame Wight's Home for Wayward Monstergirls
>Imagine being her first (and only) customer paying exorbitant rates only for her to invest them wisely and pay YOU dividends every time you visit her, right after she desperately, hungrily sucks every drop out of you, but before the complimentary 45-minute cuddle session where she whispers how much she loves you and calculates how many more visits until you can both afforded a nice house together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320478
She can always put you on her shoulders, plus the height difference makes head-pats god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320501
$25 for a blowjob isn't really high class

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320287
I wouldn't fuck a daughter even though monstergirls tend to be into that.

But adopted monster daughters and daughter-like monsters are a different matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320515
I guess that works, but if I'm small enough that she can easily put me on her shoulders, I'll just tug on her dress and politely ask her to grab it for me. Also size difference hugs sound wonderful, bet it's comfy to have her big mana spheres on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319399
Molesting a girl in her sleep so she slowly monsterizes without noticing is hot as fuck. I wanna do this with my cold, bitchy Paladin boss, slowly turning her into a soft, dumb, horny mino without her noticing.

I would fuck her huge fucking tits every night and leave her wondering why she can't fit into her plate mail anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320537
I would also probably skip on it, if i can. But i have to admit it, that if they crawl into my bed or something similar happens, then i may give up on that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320537
>I wouldn't fuck a daughter even though monstergirls tend to be into that.
sounds like somebody is asking for a trip to the reeducation camps

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320540
Normally I'm into height difference where my head is at chest-height, but being small enough that she has to be on her knees and elbows to blow me sounds fun too. Conquering a giant woman who could carry you with one hand sounds awesome. Her body would literally be a playground compared to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320447
>>35320478
>>35320515
I would fail on purpose for this desu

[Anonymous No.]

>When you have a trio of shortstack wives that are 'extra stacked' to a family gathering.
They'd get some attention if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320570
>>35320540
Fuck I'm hard now, this is why I love monster girls being bigger than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320592
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320314
>spoiler
I'm guessing you're marrying a species with similar strength to a human? Your daughter would be foolish to choose going on a quest if she is from a species that can easily overpower a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320447
I love the Dragon's Crown Sorceress

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320520
I wasn't really referencing the picture. I was imagining her LARPing as a really high-class whore in a gaudy red velvet room, but all of your money gets turned back over to you in the form of stock receipts, each portfolio signed with a ruby-red lipprint, along with a book of lewd favor-coupons for your next visit.

After three or four bank-breaking visits, you've made all your money back and are visiting her every other night, instead of the once-a-quarter trip you had been making. The less you spend, in fact, the more helplessly addicted to her loving, gentle conversation, nimble little fingers, and Pent-up, desperate, whorish hip-swinging.

Poor thing did six years of Finance and Business Management at an Alatlraune-League University, it's practically your civic duty to give her some release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320592
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318285
arachne seem nice because I wasn't using the top half of the room anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320596
Big girls love little men.

And almost all men are little to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Raising Minotaur daughters must be a handful. The adults are generally impulsive, so the kids must be energetic little rascals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320600
>Minotaur daughter says she wants to marry you
>Tell her you will only reciprocate her feelings if she can defeat an ancient demon beast or best you in combat
>Daughter sighs, throws you over her shoulder, and takes you to her bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320644
want be the David in a big girls story and lay her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320648
"Don't rape your father too much"
-Minomom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320648
Letting your daughters sit on your shoulders and climb on your back.
Every day. Even when theyre 3 feet taller than you and there's 10 of them, you're still their old man.
God I want to be a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320250
very lewd snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320253
Damn she has been stretched

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320676
Mom can take it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320676
little mino girls pushing down a man and claiming him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320447
tidders

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320578
>>35320596

>Living with Dark Mage Monster for 3 months
>Friends think I moved to back to MG City, no one recognizes me now that I'm 4'9"
>Signature handlebar mustache is gone too--in fact, all body hair is gone with the exception of *that* place, since apparently she's into it
>Sometimes I'm her faithful but dim-witted apprentice, fetching and carrying her books and ingredients, writing up her lab notes, going to the library for reference materials, etc.
>The librarians (Tengus, Hakus, and Kikis, mostly) all think I'm adorable and seem to enjoy pinching my cheeks and ruffling my hair, and asking if my Mistress needs anything in particular or if I'm just sneaking off to the naughty section again
>sometimes I'm her adopted son, and she makes sure to spoil me with an endless variety of baked goods (spiced with a variety of erotic potions) and large quantities of fresh, warm breast milk "Just the thing for a growing boy"
>Other times I'm her captive she lured into the forest, keeping me in a cage (yes, that kind) and fattening me up with her AMAZING cooking until she's ready to 'eat me all up'
>If I'm clever with the drink selection, I can usually slip her usual tipple with Witch's Brandy, which she LOVES and drinks too much of everytime she has it.
>After about three drinks, her normally dominant, teasing nature goes out the window and she begs me to play "The Warlock and the Naughty Witch" with her
>Of course I always oblige, and I spend the next few hours wearing her hat while I take her huge, voluptuous body in every imaginable way while she mewls and whimpers at having been defeated by the big, bad Dark Warlock
>Of course, when she wakes up the next morning I have to take a sharp spanking over her knee, but it's totally worth it especially after I posted a lewd selfie of me plowing her fat, pale bottom to BroomCloset's Mage forum for all her friends to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320612
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320714
I'd 25 year old and 42 year old any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320714
>When you're the familiar of three dark mage sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

Turning vampires into funpires!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320714
>molest the chub

[Anonymous No.]

Quittin' time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320793
>Actually they're the same girl stuck in a time loop thanks to a horny sapphic impulse on the part of the 17 yo version
>After countless attempts to fix her personal timeline, she's decided to just live with it
>You aren't sure which version actually summoned you, but you've been enjoying it so far
>Currently your strategy of 'molest on sight' has been working really well, especially her ultra-voluptuous 42 y.o. version, who is busy completing (what will be) her Magnum Opus on time magic and is stressed about her nomination for the Infernal Mitre prize (she wins, but you can't tell her that of course).
>You still ocassionally bend the teen version over your knee and give her a good spanking for fucking up so royally

[Anonymous No.]

would an mg humor an edgelord? just a bit before pulling the rug from under him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320866
>It's all fun and games until she starts playing with yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320886
yuh mean my dick? I ain't got chub beside that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320873
>Girl rapid-fire orgasms three time
>Leaves you on the edge while she goes for a snack
>Forcing you to take her over the kitchen counter in a horny rage

Based

[Anonymous No.]

Smug bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320884
Wights are notorious edgeladies and love to shop at Cold Topic and listen to Undeath Metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320919
>undeath metal
so edgy that the music is happy and upbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320884
Depends how his edginess manifests. For one, Manticores are known to pretend they're literal maneaters, just to fuck with their "prey" and some edgelords should be easy targets for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320908
bird butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320939
She doesn't even realize how powerful her lap dances are

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320951
She has book smarts not street smarts

[Anonymous No.]

How thicc would turkey harpies be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320951
She knows, that's why she's smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320975
Very

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320987
a band of shortstack turkey harpies running at you would be a sight for sore eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think undead are turned on by feeling a guy's pulse? I think that checking your neck pulse near a vampire would make her think it's an invitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320939
>Wife gives amazing lap dances
>Tells you you can't touch the dancer
>Takes you to the 'Champagne Room' (guest bedroom with pink-tinted lights and covered in mirrors and tinsel) where she fucks you silly bouncing her fat butt on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

What is your ideal wife height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Tall enough that she has to lift me up for standing kisses, big enough that I can comfortably rest on her after an intense breeding session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
i don't care as long as she flaunts what she's got

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321048
That's pretty big anon.
>>35321050
Even fairy-sized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
8' tall min 10' max

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Head taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320932
>Death Metal sound but it's just a girl singing about how much she loves her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320933
>Depends how his edginess manifests.
i guess just the typical grimdar 40k fagh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321061
What can I say, I like big girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321088
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321012
>Lotus position with vampire wife gently fucking her while she feeds

Sounds awesome

apologies for the off-topic image but couldn't find a pic illustrating what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Either below 160 cm or above 200 cm (up until 300 cm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321086
>Grimdark fag wants REAL violence, conflict, and drama
>Wife kills him during their first duel
>She's a lich so she just reanimates him again a few minutes later
>After a few times through the rapid death/reanimation process makes him super horny
>She edges him for a bit just for good measure before screwing his (undead) brains out

Good ol' Lich-chan doing the hard work of converting /tg/ frens

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Anywhere between 8 and 14 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321012
Undead girls would probably like resting her head against the man's chest and listening to the heartbeat.

>>35321028
Little girl sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321061
I got no qualms with the faefolk. They have to work a little harder to convince me initially but they're fairly persistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319980
>Your daughteru isn't considered a woman until she beats her mom in a fight and fucks you on top of your wife's defeated body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320297
I don't want it! I like my schizophrenia! Why do you think I don't take my meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35320297
>You WILL enjoy every moment of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321012
>Do you think undead are turned on by feeling a guy's pulse?
I'm sure they would, especially undead beastmen and reptiles, but I also think some of the lesser undead might misinterpret it as fear and try to calm the man down. Even a regular pulse seems high compared to no pulse.
>I think that checking your neck pulse near a vampire would make her think it's an invitation
Having a neck anywhere near a vampire is interpreted as an invitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321173
not in my household

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321197
what If I have a big meaty neck? like it is fucking massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321216
If it's too big she won't be able to bite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321225
would she find it a challenge to do so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321216
demonsilver silly straw would do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Noticeably shorter than me, which is pretty short since I'm short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321255
had the image of a very noble shortstack vampire crawling onto a massively muscular anon and putting said straw in his neck as she rides on his shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321216
>>35321249
A vampire might hurt herself trying to bite a guy with a meaty neck, but leech and lamprey girls would be heart pupiling and thanking the blood gods for the feast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321291
>Petite, Japanese-proportioned Vamp Mosquito with 6'3" gymbro bf

Imagine her crawling all over you to bit in new and unusual places, leaving you with patches of ultra-sensitive erogenous zones everywhere for her to play with and bite again later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321336
>Oi, big guy, I'm thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

so is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

whats kc's thoughs on aliens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321363
What is?

[Anonymous No.]

How to stop your Kobold from chasing Rats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321385
*Ratas

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321385
don't live near rats then

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321393
>>35321391

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321377
so it is over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321377
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[Anonymous No.]

>>35321347
>Constantly sipping sweet caffeinated drinks so she buzzed (lol) and horny all the time
>When she isn't sipping a WightClaw or Smash, she's slurping on (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321336
>>35321347
>>35321422
>Shows up at the gym regularly
>Doesn't work out much, maybe runs on the treadmill for a bit, but she's there to scope out guys who have their blood pumping after a workout
>Pretending to be on her phone while she's secretly staring at them and biting her bottom lip
>Looking to pick out one who looks too shy to refuse her and ask him for a 'quick bite' in the changing room.

[Anonymous No.]

angels are diversifying

[Anonymous No.]

how do you deal with a cheshire having an existential crisis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321450
>Everyone at the gym knows her
>Serious gym bros prefer Minos, Oni, Amazons, etc. that actually like to train
>New guy starts coming around
>She snags him before the other guys can fill him in on their local gym thot
>Shows up the next day covered in dark pink bite marks and a VERY smug looking Mosquito hanging off his arm and talking a mile-a-minute
>Old timers just smile and shake their heads
>Next week 2 or three of her friends show up and start hogging all the treadmills

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321492
>Half the time she exists
>Half the time she doesn't
>All the time she's teleporting her fat butt in your face

Based Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321492
she turned 300, and still single. damn thats ruff

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321483
I don't know if cat angels are a good idea. If Constantine taught me anything, demons would be more appropriate company for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321503
>pretend cheshire doesn't exist
>she panics for a while trying to get your attention
>eventually comes around and starts masturbating in front of you on top of your desk
and then you tell her it was a prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321572
Better prank: pretend her pussy doesn't exist and nut on her tummy/ass/face for a week and watch how desperate she gets after about 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a cockatrice and lizardman personality swap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321028
Which height would be the hottest to dominate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321597
>Lizardman wearing full plate and wielding a giant halberd running away whenever she sees someone holding something that could be considered a weapon
>Cockatrice kicking knights until they're KO'd and telling them that they need to train for another 20 years if they want a chance to beat her
>>35321605
Smug shorties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321492
Tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321605
tall girls who need a bit of rough loving

[Anonymous No.]

>"And that's why tentacles with mouths on them are infinitely superior to tentacles with eyes on them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321623
How short? No lolis or fairies.

>>35321651
How tall? Nothing above 2.4m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321605
For me. It would be a girl taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321671
about that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321671
i think there's something to be said about spanking a fairy with two fingers only

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321671
Why do you need me to tell you? It looks like you've already found your range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321656
But I prefer tentacles with pussies on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321707
I'm not picky but I can only pick one. L*lification is not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

What do tribal/more savage monsters do with human women when they raid a place? Monsterize them to increase the horde? Keep them as breeding slaves so they can get a supply newborn husbands by forcing them to have sex with the captured males? Sell them in slave markets to more civilized monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>A sabbath comprised only of delinquent hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35314785
Aww.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best dance to teach a Kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321747
Ransom them back for some drinking money. Order lands need their women because they're outnumbered by men. The government will pay for the ransom if the family can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321656
ok, but can you put down the fork now tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321750
Delinquent hellhounds are usually loners, and now they're organized? How terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321552
how bout rabbits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321671
>No lolis
That height is the hottest to dominate, though.

[Anonymous No.]

aren't angels supposed to not rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

Girls become Alice. Time to ship them off to Gensokyo to live with the other Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321872
Grown women have assets that are pronounced while tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321894
gods been light on instructions lately so they're getting bored and randy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321894
Of course not, rape is a sin. Angels also can't touch anyone who sins, so I can get away with breaking divine law and the worst thing they'll do is yell at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321924
so how are they any different from the monsters they dislike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321834
That's not a real rabbit. Probably not a real angel either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321945
>Implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321944
so what are those laws so I know what not to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321974
I can't trust angels as well? who can I trust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
You can trust succs, hellhounds, and cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
You can trust the fallen ones, at least they are honest about what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
metallica

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321996
Didn't take the time to read the holy law book. The only divine laws I know are the one I broke:
>Law 1: Don't think about dicking the monsters
>Law 1b: Seriously, don't think about dicking the monsters
>Law 11: Don't bully the angels when they come to lecture you if you break a law, and actually listen to their advice
>Law 17: Have a reasonable sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322056
If she is very thicc and has horns, does it mean she is very trustworthy?

[Anonymous No.]

what is your secret desire?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather date a catgirl or a doggirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322095
the thickness is from being full of the holy spirit so that's a good sign
horns are probably nothing to be worried about

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322056

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322056
>nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322056
>>35322056
>nuns
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322122
>>35322151
I want to fill that nun with my holy spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322111
to live in a manticore dominant society

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322124
>>35322151
I am boned if I get caught by nuns of the monster variety, I would follow every instruction given especially if they are very curvy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322119
Dog girl. Dogs are more active and social than cats, so it would be easier to convince her to do stuff with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322151
But she's a french big tiddie lactating demon nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322201
i trust all of those things implicitly except for the french

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322201
I trust her completely

[Anonymous No.]

>the monsters lurking now are dressin in nun habits now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321921
Mmm, I love demon girls who know how to use their spade properly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims can mind break and make you fall in love with a mere glance, but they can also use their their power to make you so terrified you will jizz yourself from sheer fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322111
To be made a shota and to get gangbanged by old hag monsters and recorded for the world to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322030
If you can truss her you can trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322111
Can't fool me rata, my secret dies with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322253
Good thing they aren't actually real or my virginity would be in serious danger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322263
Bullshit. Lilim are just succubi with their hair dyed white, and succubi are just imps that learned the megamorphosis spell. Tall imps with dyed hair are nothing to be afraid of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322190
sure wish i had an order of blind nuns to slowly lead down the path of corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322325
This is the sort of post that would get the lilim's police force to take you down to the station and pour mindbreaking lilim bath water over you until your attitude is adjusted.

[Anonymous No.]

Succs can't seduce me if I am too shy to even look them in the eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322356
>>35322325
Don't listen to him anon. Lims are chuuni neets who spend all day brooding on mommy's dime. Nothing to worry about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322214
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322356
>>35322391
Lilims are powerful, but they also love being MERE'D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322263
>>35322325
>>35322391
>>35322433
ok, gonna stick my dick in the oldest one anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322356
Lilim police force? What a joke. They wouldn't put in the effort to create a police force, the most they do is talk big and sit around on their ass all day.
>>35322391
Exactly, they're nothing but pushovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322263
Give me a JC Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322201
Quite the appealing combo! I'll have to find one for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322111
A nine-tailed fox girl with strong tails that can be used as tentacles. I want her to lift me with them and keep me suspended while she wraps me with her tails and makes me huff them. I wanna be completely powerless and broken by the mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322463
so they mostly shaped like barrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322356
ok, it wont break me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322491
More like a beanbag than a barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

why lilims, thy suck. get a nice succ instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322119
y not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322119
the lewd one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322214
What if she's from the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322528
that's a surprisingly unsmug expression for a bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322530
gonnas call them fatties and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>35321921
Lolis are perfect for dominating (and can have assets in the lower body)
>haughty but soft-centered girls and delicate romantics to hold in your arms
>meek submissive girls to grope and tags:penis_awe
>slutty brats and young level 1 combat girls to manhandle

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322528
dressing up your bapho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322572
Just get a submissive shortstack. She'll have boobs, hips, and booty, with no drawback of dealing with that innocence-breaking crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322111
I would enjoy the eternal night of the demon realm, or just being blindfolded for most of the day. My eyes are really sensitive and it can hurt having them open on sunny summer days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35318518
Can I interest you in a smoke hobo?

[Anonymous No.]

Every day during which I haven't been turned yet into a lilim's loveslave is nothing but agony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322619
There is no such thing as an innocent loli in the demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322651
gimme a chain-smoking familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322651
want this expect mature monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322651
Big gun not fair for tiny baby monster.

[Anonymous No.]

remember do go into the white van with the nice monsters inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322651
>hags not dressed like hookers
unimmersive/10

[Anonymous No.]

how about an mg hoedown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322619
>dealing with that innocence-breaking crap
Monsters know about lewd stuff, you aren't breaking anything (except her hymen)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322792
>Monsters know about lewd stuff
i though alice didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322792
I don't do lolis or "littles". I'm not going to be someone's "daddy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322816

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322816
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322816
>Naturally, their body will use the techniques learned, and they'll be able to milk even more spirit energy out of the man.
>Their feelings towards the man will rapidly build up, and as for their “virginity”, at first they'll purely feel that they want to offer their virginity to the man, but then it will rapidly change into something wildly obscene, and then, they grow into even more powerful succubi, releasing even more powerful charm magic, and possessing superior techniques for pleasing men, while at the same time eternally remaining a pure, innocent little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322825
>I'm not going to be someone's "daddy".
I'd imagine a lot of them would use normal affectionate names like "darling" or "husband"

[Anonymous No.]

need me ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322980

[Anonymous No.]

I think devils are really cute. Imagining one of those little blue girls working hard to pamper and spoil their husband and see his smile makes my heart melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322980
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/494640

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322829
I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323054
If there weren't dedicated maid-species, devils would be the best monster to have as a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323182
They certainly have the right attitude for a maid, and they also have a body that would be fun to play with while they try to work.

[Anonymous No.]

A Furry girl was kidnapped and later found part of her body on sale at an online auction.

[Anonymous No.]

anon, why you got to post something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35313267
Red or blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323350
yellow

[Anonymous No.]

>taxidermy fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323378
you raise two good points

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323397

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323397
god, why ran so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323350
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323397
>>35323428
So does Chen get to escape Flat Cat status when she earns the Yakumo name, or is Flat Cat status the reason she hasn't earned it yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35319569
>>35323350
I can't believe Kaga is mute now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323279
>she's been completely shaved and left entirely naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323054
I like a demon loli better than a devil for "little blue girl cooking breakfast in a naked apron"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323483
I'm all for patriotism but West Taiwan has too much pride in themselves. They get so pissed off over utterly trivial things which is not so different from the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323279
>People shriek and moan at Hololive monstergirl memes, but this is apparently ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323572
What makes you think we're okay with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323572
I can tell you’re new here. R&I you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323485
the pic makes it look like some creepy serial killer shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323572
it fails to meet even the lowest of thresholds for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323572
What part of R&I do you not get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322980
Ran is very nice but tubefox has stolen her place as my favorite 2hu monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

Enough jibber jabbering; it’s GOBBO TIME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323566
>Monster frustrated because her daughter is obsessed with Mist Continent boatboy gacha games and refuses to find herself a real man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323350
>or
>implying you GET to choose
some foxes are package deals

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323660
tubefox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323714
tubefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323714
>>35034030

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323736
>>35323761
nah, give me meaty ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323761
damn so zun is still making new games.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323689
>Hooks her up with a young deepwater fisherman who's family trawls the water between the Mist and main continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322119
Canines are literally man's best and oldest friend, Felines can't compete.

[Anonymous No.]

what would your wife post on 4monster?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323790
a fine decision

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323937
I still don’t get it…

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324197
The cow made the tools.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

fuck bitches, fuck money in the pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

crypto creeping coin

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324484
i would love to get hugged by a bogey right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324417
trade offer declined

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324484

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324563
nice n toasty

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously though, if I was in MGE, I'd probably run towards the nearest monster town and become a male prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
I'm running to the first sign of magic and joining the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
fucking love this doujin and I would too but pop a shota potion and go for older clients

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
I'd try but get snapped up by the first lady with good intentions or a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
im going to the nearest dragon graveyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
wouldn't and go to my hag wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
I'd strip down naked and run out into the sand dunes with a fierce determination

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324417
I'll do it if I can name our daughters wacky names

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324610
would scrape hand in dragonias forest and show the wurms that come my cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324639
finally, some good fucking food

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the weresheep warriors.
Their sleep aura can be crippling to the unprepared.
I almost said 'Sleep Ara'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324835
the older ones would have the sleep ara as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324835
I'm sure they can be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324858
>Sleep Ara is just an upgraded Sleep Aura

>>35324863
Trust sheep.
they have no ill intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324835
Zzzzz...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324863
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324920
See? Nothing lewd happened. Trust the sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324950
why does he look like he is nutting then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323350
purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35322134
God DAMNIT why is there no non-death scene for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324979
gap hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324959
He just had a really nice nap okay? Quit asking so many questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324987
Oh, why would he be nutting tho? the sheep wouldn't give me wet dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324867
Cheshire beans!

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful, the foxes are hunting again

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325024
NO

I WILL BE CAPTURED BY A SNAKE AND GET SNUSSY

FOXBOX BEGONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325024
hmm, send their oldest, only she may have a chance of seducing me

[Anonymous No.]

i have a case of something, the teacher fever

[Anonymous No.]

Kobolds are precious. You should love them more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325174
eh

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>>35324979

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>>35325174
I prefer something a little more vicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324417
Golem looks pretty cute in this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325174
I prefer cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325174
I don't like them. If I wanted a dog I would have an actual dog, having a dogwife just sounds weird.

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>>35325260

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325174
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325210
>>35325224
>>35325260
>>35325275
But then they'll be all alone and sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325289
more for you, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>35325268
>>35325289
They're not for me. Someone else can have a dogwife, I'll stick to the girls I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35323279
Mods are fags confirmed