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35242036 No.35242036 [Reply] [Original]

moshi moshi? /jp/?

>> No.35242060

woomy desu

>> No.35242070

that phone is actually my dick

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>>35242036
The hat is a mind control device Chizuru put on ika-musume.
Chizuru is the same type of alien like ika-musume wearing a skinsuit (皮モノ) for disguise and hiding her tentacle-hair.
Chizuru took the little orphans Takeru and Eiko she fond in a car crash (the parents died) to study the human concept of family.
(she has no boobs cause ika-aliens aren't caring for he young)
Ika musume was supposed to kill takeru, as he would have died in the car crash without Chizuru's intervention. Interfering in non-developed planets is not permitted and Chisuru was supposed to leave earth.
Wanting to "invade" is the code for her still wanting to do her job if the hat is removed.
Cindy is actually an old fat Japanese researcher that doesn't feel the need to wear more clothes than the Cindy-suit, which is also why "her" English is so terrible.
Finding out about the Cindy-suit (not possible without space-distortion) or Cindy solving the hat-mystery solves Chizuru's problems as the Cindy-suit proves that humans could build warp-drives.

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>> No.35243079

telefonmast

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moshi moshi

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FUCK OFF, I'M SLEEPING

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SPRING JUST GOT LOUDER!!!

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moshi moshi
based department desu

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PLOPINGFUCKS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMLFGtjYlO0 moshimo

>> No.35264451

The things I would do to that squid...

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Moshi mosh

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