Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151
Whoops, sorry anon, I didn't see that when I checked the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151
The box wins

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that if a demon offers you a contract you should not sign it before consulting a lawyer.
So remember to contact your local demon lawyer every time a demon tries to offer you anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174189
Other one is bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174184
Don't worry, it happened to me earlier too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174215
Well anon, your wife still thinks you win even if your dick is only above average.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster seller, I'm going into battle and require your strongest monsters

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>https://forms.gle/zabSGiVxr1QKb1yz8
Reposting this for the new thread, I'm going to be making a special edition baseball card to commemorate getting them done, and I wanted to leave it up to you all to choose your favorite girl for it.

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well this one was first so I suppose we're defaulting here
I wanna be slimed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174272
You're the best, Greenworm fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174307
I want be the slimer.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna feel and electric eel

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>>35174262
The strongest monsters think you should stay in the kitchen and let them do the fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown beach episode!

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Human men belong smothered by possessive Ittan-momens

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>>35174151

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>>35174459
Miss White Horn should show up in the swimsuit too.

[Anonymous No.]

Ophanim stepping in, valkyries, cupids, horis and angels step aside

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174459
>Winterstown beach episode!
Pear-shaped loli Ice Queens and Tsuraras in tiny swimsuits

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>>35174535

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I desire the plumpest porc to mate with.

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>>35174603
That’s a seraphim. Miss classifying angels is a serious crime anon, one punished by under the desk blowjobs while being taught proper angel titles and classifications

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Had a dream I planted my face right in a centaur's ass and made-out with her butthole

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>>35174535
Wtf

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Those punishments are too lewd. Itms almost as if angels are just sexually frustrated and desperate for som-

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174535
What the fuck? You trying to start something, bub?

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>>35174635
I hear you on that

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is the most likely to develop a crippling anal addiction?

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>>35174823
Wight

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>>35174512
That asks the question: How do non-huminoid monster girls wear swimsuits or lingerie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174272
Who's winning atm?

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>>35174877
Katrina, the Cheshire is currently ahead of the pack by 1 vote. Granted, she only has 2 votes while the other 7 only have 1.

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Raising a clumsy and inexperienced kikimora to become an elite top tier maid!!

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>>35174935
The Meidom@ster

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>>35174823
Ghouls

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>>35174919
Kot supremacy.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35174823
I'm in danger of developing a crippling addiction to Gazer ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151
Nobody can beat the floof.
What kind of monstergirl would Admiral Hipper be?

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>>35174823
>>35175126
>Be virgin
>Meet ghoul
>Still virgin
>Convince her to not suck me dry
>Even then have to pry her off of me
>Go missionary position
>Put fingers in her mouth to placate her while I try to line up
>Miss cause virgin and stick in her ass
>Try to pull out but she locks her legs around me
>Wrings me dry with her ass telling me how much better it is than oral
>Try to convince her to let me stick it in her other hole
>Tells me there's no way anything is better than anal
>Whenever I try to stick it in the right hole she specifically shifts her hips to line me up with her ass
>Goes as far as to bite me if I'm incessant with wanting to fuck her pussy
>Then pins me down and rides me with her ass

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>>35175366
Just tell her you can't impregnate her if you don't fuck her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175233
Begone, navy-sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you mess with your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175468
Putting things in her butt while she's asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175468
Selling her out to the apophis and turning her into a mere concubine

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Marshmallow Hound, go!
>Woof!

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>>35175468
We have a back-and-forth. We tease each other regularly, with the direction depending on our moods.

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>>35175514
A classic desert prank!

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>>35175531
Oh no!
They can track and chase you down via scent while going through smaller spaces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175468
Grope her or poke her sides at random times when she's not paying attention.

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Whats the best way to preserve your virginity on the path to being a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175627
Just be yourself

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>>35175638
thank you miss cheshire, very funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175627
Chastity cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175531
IT'S COMING!

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welcome to the bayou

[Anonymous No.]

I have a craving for a genki dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175627
Forget about your virginity and give yourself to the Sabbath. You can learn magic and get laid.

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>>35175685
Need me a parlangua gf

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Where do I find girls partially turned into amazons within the tribe, I don't think it's fair they don't have a pick of any of the guys and I want to change that

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>>35175146
The power of kots is just too great

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>>35175405
Wow rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174535
>>35174603
>>35174714
I love all kinds of angels!

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I see that businesses are gearing up for a post-portal market.
Gotta get them bugs.

https://files.catbox.moe/ll57fw.jpg

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>>35175698
Seems kinda sus, MAGIC AND SEX??? Bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175871
The Chad Sorcerer vs The Virgin Wizard

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>>35175698
That magic is cheap in comparison to wizardry, it is a matter of pride.

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>>35175896
Keep telling yourself that.

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>>35175863
Tried that the other day, I didn't think it was very good.

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>>35175531
I need more of these

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>>35175948
I pretty much stick with the ultra ones, so I wouldn't know.
What flavor is it supposed to be anyway? "Butterfly" isn't a flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175861
ALL kinds?

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>>35175531
I wish to be defeated by this thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175627
>>35175896
That's not how it works in these parts.

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>>35175980
yes, especially ones with lots of big feather wings

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>>35175991
They TRY to be intimidating, but the only way one's going to defeat you is if you have some sort of crippling weakness to fluff.

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>>35175978
Yeah I actually had to look it up because I wasnt sure even after drinking it. It's peach supposedly. They must have known.
>Drinking something called monster
>Flavor called Papillon
>It's peach flavor
Most people can't wait until portals open to drink directly from the source I assume, but I'm just waiting for Greenworm flavor one day.

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>Druella´s corner.
>A show full of granny wisdom.
>If your granny was a very horny and fertile woman whose wisdom worked in the middle ages, but not so much anymore.
>Her guests are all modern, civilized people who attemptto explain the world to her, before she blunders even further.
>Who can forget such classic episodes as:
>"On my day, a monster ran through the man she liked with a rapier, not this "dating"nonsense!"
>"...And if the ex-senator still has an issue with my ruling as Overlord, my Daughters will gladly meet him... On the field, with an army!"
>"My sweet darling, please tell me again how to Critter the Ratatube to my hubby, yes?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176005
>use magic
>run out of magic
>fuck some lolis
>now I can use magic again
Nice of the Sabbath to make it easy to understand for guys like me.

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>>35175531
So THAT'S what the button does

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>>35176039
but anon all lilims are born post DL takeover because they're literally her daughters birthed from her union with the hero

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>>35176022
They could probably sniff out prophylactic smuggling or something. I wouldn't even be mad as the handcuffs slide on and i'm being dragged away for interrogation as it makes cute barks and wags its tail real hard cause it's trying its best.

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>>35176005
I heard rumors that Girls give cuties which has anti-magic properties

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>>35175531
Dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

No Monster zones being implemented, must pay 5 dollars per minute inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176075
I mean the Lilims from the first world come with Medieval logic to this world.

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>>35174151

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>Modern day MGE entrepreneur
>About to pitch big sell at trade fair
>New ergonomic chair with perfect back support and massage/heating functions
>Research backed by Greilia Sabbath
>Pitch is going as practiced but
>Audience is silent
>I'm losing them
>Time to bring out the big guns
>Pull lever so chair back goes down
>It's also a bed
>Audience begins to scream wildly
>Money and panties thrown at me through glass wall
>Make millions

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Where do I acquire robofoxes?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35176115
Sounds like a Danuki scheme

[Anonymous No.]

Orcs orcs orcs orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176005
The guy is practically getting nothing there, all the thots are just leeching off his mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176242
But that's a cat. 148.8 kg of catgirl ass and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Virgin Wizards Flex on sabbath mages

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>>35176313

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>>35176310
Guys also generate their own, so they got a bit of self sustain.

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How is a hero suppose to keep his purity if every villager dresses skimpy? Even your starter town has barely clothed people!

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>>35176364
Blind yourself

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>>35176364
Simple they're not monsters and thus are free game to fuck as long as you properly wife them afterwards, otherwise you'll have the angels on you for sinful behavior

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>>35176364
Obviously you ask the sister to help you with your impure thoughts

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>>35176378
>Simple they're not monsters
Nobody tell him.

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>And on the Day of the Portals, the Wizard said to the normie:
>"You do realize they are still women, even if they are monsters, right?"
>The normies didn´t realize it at all.
>And they didn´t find out, until it was too late.
>The normies walk upon a world where all masculinity has been stripped down, and moulded into a form more pleasing to its monster mistresses.
>-Transition from a world where all men are normal, to one where all men are shotas.-
>And the only ones who still stand for what men used to be, are the most unmanly of all...
>WIZARDS!!!!
>-Cut to a scene where two obese individuals are duking it out with enchanted Collector´s Lightsabers, while a third obese individual badly performs the Duel of Fates theme with a kazoo.-
>Everybody else is powerless to stop them.
>Nothing can stand against such concentrated autism.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35176432
I feel like I'm being judged.

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>>35176448

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>>35176432
Hey! Get down from there!

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>>35176432
>she sees your lewd stories about foxes

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>>35176501
Good luck. Few things are more stubborn than a Foxloaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176511
Jiiiiiiiiiiii~

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>>35176518
I'll just shake some fried tofu. That should work.

[Anonymous No.]

>foxposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176573
necessary preparations for fox friday

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>>35176518
I spray it with water.

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>>35176604

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>>35176646
She knows I jerked off in the park bathroom, doesn't she...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176662
If the Ratas know, everyone will know.

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>>35176646
Now she's just throwing a tantrum.

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>>35176714
What did you expect from a young (not fake-young hag) fox?

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>>35176763
Hey HEY! NO RIDING DIRTBIKES INSIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

Who is better?

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>>35176790
Big paws > babby paws

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>>35176790
ocelomehs get my imagination going harder. i like their aesthetic, they have more of an established culture and i can borrow from central american history to fill in the blanks.

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>>35176790
Jinko for sure.

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>>35176242
Why do people hate nier automata now?

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>>35176850
It got popular and they're sick of seeing it everywhere

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>>35176885
it was nice to see eye coverings get a small renaissance.

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>>35176790
I want an ocelomeh to bully me in bed while a jinko lovingly loves me in bed

[Anonymous No.]

Comply with all OSHA regulations.

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>>35176941
A pet marshmallow cat can also help.

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>>35176920
Toobie renewing interest in short hair (that isn't some nightmare sidecut) was nice too

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So i had this thought about how cupids in the modernday would be snipers right?
It got me thinking about contract monsterisations
Like monsters paid to turn people in to monsters and stuff

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>>35174151

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>>35177220
Y-you too

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>>35177220
Is she flirting with me? Nah, probably not.

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so did we ever find out what happened ta maus?

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>>35174151

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>>35177275
dead

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>>35174151

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>>35177378
I want a jubjub harem

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>>35177514
Unless you grow another dick I think the logistics of that might be a bit difficult anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35177561
put a cloth over their head when you're done and they'll think it's night and go to sleep. rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35177561
Difficult or not, I want it.
And I want the horniest jubjubs of them all

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35177595
we've got a genius on our hands boys

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, always make sure to check your automatons browsing history.
You never know what 'upgrades' she's been searching for

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>>35177687
L-like...handholding.exe?

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>>35177760
Handholding.exe
Advanced daughteru unit care protocols
High grade, gremtech rail cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

you know i learned something today

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>>35177803
What was that, anon?

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>>35177803
Cheshires can dish out bullying but can't take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35177839
Like all bullies

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>>35174272
I'm not sure who to pick

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>>35178035
the greenworm, ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178035
The werewolf

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>>35178044
why didnt I think of that
>>35178045
nice try wan but you arent dubs

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>>35175531
Throwing your marshmallow hound? You fool! It can't manuever well in the air, which means I can charge at the master head-on and give her a big hug without the marshhound being able to intercept me!

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How much milk can I get from a small cow?

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>>35176790
While I do like Jinko's abs, I can't say no to delicious brown Ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35177149
>Good Evening Agent 69
>Your targets tonight is “Dick-her” Anonkiov
>Masochist, Mofu Addict, and Sabbath Internatonal Ringleader. Quite the resume.

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>>35177220
If a Hellhound did that in front of me I would look around to see which lucky guy she was actually flirting with.

[Anonymous No.]

When portals open I'm wearing kilts from then on just to see how many monsters would drop stuff near me so they can try to sneak a peek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178136
>the sylphs are watching you intently

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>>35178086
if sabbath flatties are to be taken at their word, then just as much as a large cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178141
They can flip my kilt all they want, it takes more than that to make me feel embarrassed.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151
floof

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>>35174214
>Waiting in your demon lawyers office
>There's a portrait with her as a teenager hanging out with another demon that looks like the one you're consulting her on
Somethings fishy here

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[Anonymous No.]

I like elves

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wisp wife

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>>35178456
Even if you go to a completely different Demon’s firm, you’re just going to get some variation of “I know I can treat you better than she can!”
>Only 8 role play sessions a month?
>Anon, you should know that, in this economy, you should be getting at least 12 with rollover, bank, and borrow privileges.

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>>35178539
I love demons but I can't actually imagine what the perfect contract would look like. Boiling love down to actions or materialism feels cheap even though I know that's not the intention behind it. If anything I'd just sign whatever contract a demon put in front of me so long as there's nothing too crazy in it

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>>35178499
bowties are so cash

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>>35178499
Why she naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178539
to get the best contract it's a good idea to get 3 or 4 demons in a bidding war. Maybe throw in a devil or two to keep them on edge.

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>>35178565
I can’t be the only one to think of all the systems she would set up as cute right? Imagining her doing all this bookkeeping with points and credits and allotments and redeemable rewards for what amounts to you everyday life makes me smile. Like coming home and kissing her on the cheek one day, just to find out you hit your 10,000th kiss, unlocking a new position in the bedroom tonight. Or being magically obligated to massage her back after her workout at the gym, but in exchange you get to lick her abs.

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>>35178539
That's why you go to a firm and shout out "I will sign the best contract". Watch those demons scramble to shove their papers in your face. Grats, you have the pick of the litter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178622
>Secretly bid yourself to drive the price up
All must be subverted

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>>35178616
maybe its bath time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178637
>>35178641
What is pre-contractless sex with a demon like? Is that legally rape in a demon realm court?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178651
yes and her punishment will be signing a contract that YOU made. Whats on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178651
i'm pretty sure the signature in her womb is binding

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>>35178689
>yes and her punishment will be signing a contract that YOU made. Whats on it?
Not sure, I had her write it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would make the best pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to get comfy with your waifu. Sometimes things get a bit hectic, just remember it's always good to slow down and just spend some time relaxing together.

[Anonymous No.]

Forget monster girls, I'm gonna work hard so I can marry a goddess.

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>>35178651
What's more taboo? Pre-contract sex with a Demon or pre-cocoon sex with a Greenworm? Or handholding missionary sex for the purpose of procreation with kissing and saying "I love you" constantly with and Ocelomeh while the window is open and the whole tribe can see it happen?

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>>35178772
the whole tribe is masturbating to the degeneracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178616
Master still doesn't have an heir, and she's about to change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178752
Cute comfy/romantic images have become far more appealing to me than explicitly erotic ones. Should I be concerned?

[Anonymous No.]

Bogey!

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>>35174214
>definitely-100%-a-normal-human-woman CEO offers NEET employment under a contract
>she's very clearly enthusiastic about the whole thing
>NEET is about to sign, hesitates
>"Do you mind if I run this by a lawyer real quick?"
>CEO's eye twitches, but manages to retain her composure
>"Sure thing! How very prudent of you! Do you have anyone in mind?"
>"Not particularly. Figured I'd shop around, you know?"
>"I see. Well, due to a conflict of interest, as a CEO I shouldn't recommend you anyone specific. But, as we humans say, follow your heart!"
>gives him a firm handshake goodbye with both hands and a friendly smile
>NEET figures that the CEO is a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place
>next day, phoning around for law offices that will give the contract a quick once-over
>absolutely nobody is taking new clients, and seem uncomfortable (even somewhat fearful) when asked why
>only one he can get an appointment with is a rinky-dink office in an stripmall that seemingly sprung up literally overnight
>front desk is still in the IKEA box and the fake potted plants still have plastic over them
>the phone's hooked up, at least
>demon lawyer is obsessively straightening a diploma on the wall, muttering worriedly to herself, fixing it again, on loop
>realizes he's here, turns around
>"Oh, hello there! Welcome!"
>greets him with an overexcited handshake with both hands
>NEET figures that the demon lawyer seems a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place

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>>35178836
No, they're more appealing to me too. The best though is post comfy romantic cuddlesex.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get this off my ceiling?

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>>35178951

Make her vacuum the house. She'll have to come down to reach the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178927
My new wife sounds a bit eccentric but her heart's in the right place.

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There aren't enough demon stories in the archives, bros.

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>>35178927
what happens when you tell the other that you have a crush on the other woman?
>NEET is sighing and recalling dreamily that the CEO or lawyer is a cutie
>Lawyer or CEO twitches as she fights an internal war whether to reveal her trickery or support him
>her heart's in the right place after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
Mention while she's in earshot that it really would be difficult to kiss someone on the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
spider-maido spider-maido

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178979
>demon tries to accost Anon
>Anon uses the power of wholesome love to defeat her
>demon becomes housewife for Anon
here you go, have another
>Anon tries to run from a demon
>gets got and made to sign the contract
>his face becomes her chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
Wow an upside-down curtsy! Impressive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179087
Spider meido is so talented!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
>Spider-maid, spider-maid
>Does whatever a spider can
>Can she sweep, on the roof?
>Take a look, overhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
I just want to know how an ushi got up there to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179657
Very carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175531
Stop throwing the dog damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179657
Tarantulas can produce silk from their feet. They don't climb the way other spiders do.

[Anonymous No.]

How to deal with zombies becoming to smart for their own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179829
Stop disturbing the life cycle of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179829
Zombie, Wight, Lich, Wisp, no undead can resist getting WARMED

[Anonymous No.]

I really wanna fight a salamander but I also just want to cuddle with her and have her pet my head.

[Anonymous No.]

Go marry a youkai or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179983
>WARMED
>It's just hour long videos of guys sleeping with a undead in their arms.

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>>35180119
That's the good stuff. No Undead can win against the warm, be she Vampire Duchess, Lich Queen or Wight Empress.
Her husband need only walk up to her in his jammies and rabbit slippers with a mug of hot cocoa and a thick blanket, and she'll be pudding in his arms for the rest of the night. Hell, she may go back to undignified Zombie-like nibbling of his fingers and hair while they're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not put penis inside acid take it from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180112
>tsundere put in charge of Zipangu tourist advertising

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180207
This man is reaching levels of comfy that no undead can stand against. He must be stopped!
Thankfully, our brave Vampire countess has offered to face him alone so no other undead will fall to him.

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>>35180119
>"My Lord, please hear the vow of thy humble servant!
>"Uh, sure, Fuji. Go ahead."
>"My life may be lost, but I would give it up ten times over to protect yours! My honor may be stained, but yours shall remain ever-unblemished! My flesh may be cold, but I-"
>"Oh, was that it? Well just get under the blanket then, silly."
>protesting undead noises hesitantly give way to contented undead noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180617
Noble Ochi are easily flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180486
What a noble sacrifice! She will be remembered for her courage, and certainly not for her shamefully needy expressions when she's tucked in under the coverlets.

>>35180617
The sword probably gets in the way of the snuggling, you're going to have to do a bit extra to convince her to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>identity confirmed
>executing rest of assignment

[Anonymous No.]

I need inspiration post something that will make me mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180950
Despite being 13% of the monstergirl population hellhounds are responsible for 50% of the rapes.

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>>35180950

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>>35180971

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>>35180981

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>>35180989

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>>35180996
>>35180989
>>35180981
Stop

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>>35181008
I have you what you asked for

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180971
>>35180981
>>35180989
>>35180996
please tell me he gets whats coming to him

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to listen to the soothing music of softbodied girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_-59f9mgfM

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175531
here we go again im gonna get raped by hounds and theres nothing i can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

very nice wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181082
>he gets whats coming to him
oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

Mushroom

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>>35181308
Beware the forest's mushrooms!

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[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh is important.

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>>35181418
>World... obey me!

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>>35174214
CORRECTION:

>Remember that if a demon offers you a contract you should not sign it before consulting a lawyer.
>So remember to contact your local professional non-monstergirl lawyer every time a demon tries to offer you anything.

Fixed it

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>>35181419
I would at least!

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>>35174151
What if:

Memri TV but in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8vqkzFpKYs&t=740s

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a suitable battle theme for a Gremlin and Automaton Mamono force?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEUwkvNbks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174214
Demons and their contracts always seemed like a huge pain to deal with. If I have to deal with blue extremists, I guess I'll go for the shorties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMvgb6f8Upc

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181463
I think we already have some of those

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>>35181442
Can you name all her titles?

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>>35181839
you save that for when you propose

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me speak to your manager.

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>>35181839
Something something, Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a small village up the coast

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>>35178499
I'm a huge softie.

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>>35181903
I am the manager, goat lady

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>>35181903
what happens if you pull the chest fluff?

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>>35181839
ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Sheavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Sherat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lady Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lady, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis,Sherald of allSheralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...

The Pharaoh!!!

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>>35182018
That's far too lewd.

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>>35181839
The Head Honcho, El Numero Uno, The Big Cheese, The Godfather, uh... Taxi Driver?

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>>35181463
>First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Druella" without the title "Princess".
>Believe me, raping Orderites is easier than talking to them.
>So if someone happens to be breastfed by his wife, it is permissible, and his wife does not become forbidden to him. (actual quote, no changes needed)
>What is the cure for such disorders? Rapings.
>Why do you blame Druella for what she did to Lescatie?
>By Eros, I see the annihilation of NTR as clearly as I see you.
>First of all, the only thing Order "deserves" is mass corruption and rape, second of all-
>Human women raise cats and dogs as a substitute for husbands.
>I shall liberate you from the Order.
>And not just your houri - she won't be there on her own. No. Not just your wife within the bed, but her 70 assistants with her as well. (actual quote, no changes needed)
>The best thing in a man is his submission and weakness.

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>>35180804
>"I heard you paint houses."

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>>35181839
I keep messing up ;_;

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>>35182111
>>First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Druella" without the title "Princess".
This is something I would say, but replacing "Princess" with "Goddess"

[Anonymous No.]

Good boy
Let me gobble you up

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>>35182242
>Let me gobble you up
As long as she doesn't eat any of my snacks I'm fine.

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>>35178768
Based

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>>35182018
You get married

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking what salamanders and lizard girls would watch for porn and I had the mating press channel pop in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>35182353
>Hunt demon realm beast with salamander/lizard wife
>Outdoor mating press sex post hunt

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>>35182242
Before you do, let me ask you something, what was the emperors favorite snack?

[Anonymous No.]

"Defeating" the ancient evil monstergirls is lame, low tier and just plain ol' overrated.

I dare you all to take on against Authoritarian Monstergirls. Who unlike the ancient evils. Are all current and alive.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYYs7zbUrM

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl can resist borgar?

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>>35182286
What happens if you pull a feather?

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>>35182440
Lilims, demons and succs in military officer uniforms is my weakness. Hopefully the demon cult will give me a stern demon officer gf

[Anonymous No.]

De-smug the smug.

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>>35182440
what are the CO powers of various MGs?

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>>35182602
She has the powers of age regression, is obsessed with adding you to the angel family as her son and to purify whatever stains the monster girls inflicted on (You) with her breast milk.
I don’t think you should give her any indication you need to reform like that, anon.

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>>35182654
I want a stern angel momster

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>>35182718
Kinda weird how she lets you jerk off with her mouth

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>>35182602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfD93RnU_NY

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>>35174151
>"Cowardly wretches! Hiding from your batters. Your tricks will not protect you from the onslaught of my beasts. Heh, they think to free their comrades. But their freedom will be found only in obedience! Foolish anon, you are nothing but another beast to be broken! I will teach all these losers what it truly means to dominate your foes. We shall send these insolent curs scurrying back to their holes and mud-huts in fear as I bend their revered spirits and champions to my will!"

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>>35182748
She even forces me to drink her milk and doesn't let me drink any other type of milk unless I want to make her mad and use her pussy to milk my dick dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35182844
>dark elf sitting on your face while doing speeches

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>>35182891
Thats a tg post, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35182901
Oh well. I just want a big booty dark elf to sit on my face while she is busy with other stuff.

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>>35182908
I feel ya on that, but not so much on the heavy bdsm dark elves have, rather have one that is motherly and gentle with me

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>>35182844
>batters
Well if they didn't cook fried cave fish and chips using cave beer and cave wheat batter, maybe I wouldn't hide from them. With chefs like these, it's no wonder they need husbands.

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>>35180112
Fine, jeez.

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>>35182908
Same but with a beeg strongfat oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183037
This, I can get behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>35182937

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>>35182901
is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183050

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>>35182844
>Hiding from your batters.
ESL elves with thick accents are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183094
Yup, posted by whfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180112
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181385
>Cheshire would soon regret giving the Dormouse insomnia

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>>35183125
Aaah! How did she find me?

[Anonymous No.]

How would he fare in MGE? Will his mind control powers work against monstergirls, make the Demon Lord and other head honcho monsters stop their domination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183228
He'd be instant loss'd by the sabbath.

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>>35181385
Fucking love tom amd jerry when I was a kid

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>>35183134
I don't know, normally when he posts something here he also posts it on /tg/. He's very predictable.

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>>35183296
I mean that the orignal post comes from him, and is a copypasta down to the image used.

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>>35183228
Considering this is MGE and mamanobannan would make it so a monster would never do something that's against their own nature.
Mindcontrol in MGE is some weak ass shit, basically nothing beyond suggestion.
I Do like that is is like that, but it doesn't help my mindcontrol fetish. Thankfully mindflayers can still mindconrtol me, so that's fine.

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>>35183125
Monsters also find it adorable when you mispronounce words in their nativr language.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl state leader(s) must be surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) happy and elated when they see a marching enemy human army like this marching to their lands right? Because; 'yay more husbands and boyfriends for us!'

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>>35182844
Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35183385
Sister is looking a bit weird? What happened to her?

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>>35183341
i'd still find it pretty cute if a girl was just playing along with me to see what happens.

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>>35183228
>If I told you “mind break me and make me a loving househusband” it wouldn’t matter what you felt about it.

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>>35183429
Now that's the best kind, especially if it's a girl like a high level demon or a salamander/dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178979
To be fair you had one story where a demon broke the meta to win

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>>35180112
Whats the "or something" option?

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>>35183365
>that one sane order general trying to convince his superiors that this won't work
>gets added to the hit list

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183409
she just needs a two hour dip in cold holy water

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>>35183529
Can I join her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183248 >>35183341 >>35183437
>responding to the anime boy spammer
how new?

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>>35183539
no paladin that would defeat the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183575
Just take your meds, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183384
Only the spiciest at Wendy's burger shack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183617
Only if you go back to >>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183610
How?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats Magus up to? I need my fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183635
Chili makes me happy. I don't claim to understand how it works, but a sweaty forehead, a runny nose and a burning mouth somehow translate into good feels in my kokoro.
I wonder what kind of dishes these kitties make with their homegrown peppers.

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>>35183661
we're trying to treat sister Ella here, having a male present (especially one she's familiar with) will only complicate things
plus the barrel is only big enough for one

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>>35182035
>doesn't have a Greenworm Considerer title
this pharaoh sucks, she just has a bunch of generic things and warhammer titles

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>>35180617
>>35180755
I have a sudden desire to turn a noble undead into a housecat for ten minutes so I can scratch her belly without her consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183714
>Order mage and researcher constantly waylaid by the stupidity of his colleges

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183688
Requesting an Ocelomeh with her peppers and cacao offering a drink of traditional hot cocoa to a hellhound/kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183714
But I want to be there and hold her hand and tell her every thing is going to be alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183734
>"No brother Smith demon silver will not cause the werewolf to revert"
>"I don't care what she to you I'm not letting you in there"

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>>35183228
>male
>how would he fare
Fuck off boy poster you spoiling this is means you know it's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183688
Colour swapping Ocelomeh really emphasizes how grabbable those tufts of fur on her thighs are

[Anonymous No.]

>>35175531
Uh oh, wans are worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183734
>>35183829
>lab assistant is actually a lich in heavy make-up

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>>35183688
My brother from another mother, spice is the spice of life.
Aztec-Cats probably work it into most of their dishes through salsas and soup.

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>>35174151

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>>35183930
>by the goddess sister Lily your hands are like blocks of ice! you must be freezing!

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>>35183667
Seems like most writefags is slowing down a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35182440
tfw you realize you will never have an Advance Wars Villain Demon wife... why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183992
If I didn't have other obligations, I'd still write here

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC made the lion girl yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>show a dragon fear
>they get offended and carry you off
>show no fear in front of a dragon
>they get impressed and decide you're proper husband material and carry you off
Remember, they're always more afraid of you than you are of them

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>>35174151

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>>35183667
Last I heard he was writing a story for greenworm anon, don't know if he finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184078
I came from under the hill, and, uhh...

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>>35184078
Gonna be the one that calls them a flying lizard cow

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>>35184078
>Hike around a mountain
>Dragons shows up
>Get really sacred
>Beg for my life
>She gets super offended by this
>Drags me off to her cave to show just how gentle dragons can be.

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>>35174151
Fox in a box.

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>>35184109
>She thinks ringbearer is some kind of slang for bridegroom
>Hearing riddlemaker only enforces this and boosts her ego
This dragon has march hare levels of interpreting words in her favour
>>35184145
>Get really sacred
>He turned into a valuable in front of a dragon
Fool

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>>35182440
I may not have any actual combat experience, but that won't stop me from taking on the big-breasted and overambitious monster general!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183992
Ive got computer issues, which will hopefully be fixed next week

[Anonymous No.]

>The boyim know

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184146
Navy-sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184171
What do I know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184146
>Would you do it in a box?
>Would you do it with a fox?
-Lich Seuss

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>>35184078
What if I scare and bully a dragon tho?

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>>35184233
She either stands up for herself or her older sister deals with you for her

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>>35184171
Don't be ridiculous the boyim don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183688
This is also an acceptable flavor of Ocelomeh. I would marry her without hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184092
With every passing day, I find it more difficult to resist the tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184251
Hmm, two dragons, sounds better than just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184175
>Yes, I am very Navy-sexual

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be okay with me burying my face in their neck fluff? It's something I've always wanted to do.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you have 2 monster girl childhood friends? How is this resolved?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
An' I went to see the doctor and she gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

[Anonymous No.]

Every man must take a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184078
What if I drop some spaghetti as a distraction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35184475
You can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184406
>How is this resolved?
Guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184157
>>He turned into a valuable in front of a dragon
>Dragons "must protect weak human" instincts kick into overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184539
D-d-d-d-duel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184556
I'm pretty sure dragon instincts are better described as "must exploit weak human"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184203
>I do not like them, Anon-I-am
>I do not like Green Orcs and Ham

>Would you like them in a Shoghouse?
>Would you like them with a Dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184406
Obviously you carved all 3 of your names on the tree where you liked to play at, so they'll be happy sharing you as they have done all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184078
I will open my arms for a hug

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>>35184367
She looks like a mime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184078
What if you just show gratitude and not much more? I appreciate Ms. Dragon taking care of all those bandits. Going to offer her a hand sewn pair of wing warmers and be off on my way. Hopefully she likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35184078
what if I show her praise for such a powerful and beautiful monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184556
D-d-d-d-du-du-du-duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184782
>He must think my den is cold. How insulting! I'll have to show him how wrong he is
The mountains can get cold but you won't hear her mention that. Should have offered her a scale scratcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184573
Wrong reply

[Anonymous No.]

Wow an off-topic poster and a retard what a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Give it back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184986
Nice cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185111
I like cows and want to touch the cow now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185111
Strong cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185184
Smart cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185213
Far out. My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178748
>Demon girl furiously masturbating while writing the most one-sided contract she can think of for (You) locking her into eternal bondage as your abject love-slave.
>Puts in lots of little lovey-dovey flourishes like promising to say 7 nice things about you everyday and mandating a minimum quota of hugs she has to initiate every week
>Gets super wet when she writes the part detailing her responsibility to get knocked up within the first month or face a penalty for every month she isn't pregnant.

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>>35183635
>For First We Fluff I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones
>Today we're joined by Wendi-chan, you may know her from her altruistic work in the Snugglescouts, her latest cook book Meat: Charred Chaos comes out August 12
>Wendi-chan, as a connoisseur of all things meat, how are you with spicy food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185053
No.

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>>35179566
>Spider-Maid, Spider-Maid
>Does whatever she can to aid
>Sweep a room, any size
>You'll get lost, in her eyes
>Look out!
>Here comes your Spider-Maid (with lunch)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35179703
>Fulton-extracting an Ushi!

Now that's what I call Outer Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185257
>mmmphmph

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185184
>>35185213
Intellect of Hakutaku with body of Minotaur would make for a perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35185288
You have incurred the wrath of sea bishop-chan's older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185357
Kinda small for a cow, ain't she? Is she a real cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185394
She has her boobs constricted

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185394
I'm personally a fan of flat cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>35180804
Agent 005 is a cute! A CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185410
I meant she looks kinda scrawny, has she been eating well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185390
Looks pretty calm to me.

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker#%22J%C3%B6furr%22_%E2%80%93_proposed_boar_warriors
Need a viking h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185416
How is she a cow, if she is flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185473
Bad genetics
While her friends can fill a bucket, she can only get some trickles out.
This makes her desire to get pregnant so she can increase her milk output, which is the whole point

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185473
Veal cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185513
Doesn't the amount of milk that cab come out ain't resricted by the size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185513
Technically breast size doesn't directly correlate with the amount of milk produced. For all you know she can give as much milk as others.

[Anonymous No.]

Aggressive hugs are best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185578
>>35185591
Please stop ruining my fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185591
How much milk can this one make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185652
What choice beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185651
Should have fantasized about a flatty cow putting titty monsters to shame with the amount of milk she gives.

[Anonymous No.]

There’s a restaurant in my city called “Lamia’s Crepes”; I’m gonna go eat there and see if I get a snek waifu or some delicious crepes.

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme 3 minos and 3 holsts, and I'll be the happiest and most sexed man on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174272
How much longer are you going to keep the poll open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185652
I'd rather go to town on those abs, I'm hungry for BEEF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35185651
Then get better ones, >>35185652
dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185712
Going to repost it one more time next thread, then I'll get to work on whoever won when that thread dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185751
Where did this originally come from, as in the original image

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, i love when mgs bites or scratches their mates. So hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185776
It looks like some kind of Egyptian tomb but it’s so low resolution I don’t know how you would be able to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

To the guy who requested Jubjub blowjob, I might have gotten something mixed up at some point during this process
https://i.imgur.com/6J2oSIy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181308
I really like her hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185798
No the image of the anon and a woman holding him near her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185796
Biters get the _______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35185800
Excellent work!

I'll be honest; I really wasn't expecting anything to come of that request, especially so quickly. Thanks dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185823
I think the original was an ad for blacked.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185836
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185829
Cock in their mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185848
It wasn't a woman either

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss cowposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185881
Thanks, I guessed as much

[Anonymous No.]

>silently divebombs you
>"Pssh... nothin personnel hubby"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185830
Spirit fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185894
Cowposting has concluded, we post foxes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185993
Thats a cow tho, is it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

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>>35185911
I wanna lift up that little tuft and start licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185911
Well I'd be worried if there'd be Stuka howling all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>Husband unit, I have rented a film as instructed. I have picked The Iron Giant.

[Anonymous No.]

Join dragon knight in her fight for justice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186089
I'd rather be a fabulous phantom thief

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186089
Nah, I am just a man who happens to be at the right place and the right time to stop crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186016
Why is that robot fish so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186089
Only if she politely asks me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186238
Americanized fish

[Anonymous No.]

Really, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181218
Lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186335
What, I told her that her tail looked fat. I thought that was a complient

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think I found baphofag’s eponymous wife, she sure is cute and now we can see where his daughter gets her looks from

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186406
I forgot the image

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186335
Compared to my blue-tongued skink gf, your tail isn't fat enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>when you finally had enough of your childhood succ friend's sexual harassments

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186424
So this is what his actual daughteru looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185993
Imagine peeling those off of her just to see what happens. Will she reward you or punish you or a mixture of both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186335
You said all weapons were allowed, so yes, I did bring a demon realm revolver to our duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185993
>No tails
Lame

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186676
Dumb bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186635
She's hiding her power level

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186635
>>35186380
Saying lame is lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186710
Smart bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186750
Dweeb birb

[Anonymous No.]

How hot is a dragon’s blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186750

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186821
Books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186804
God, I love this artist and would say pretty hot. Nice n toasty hotdog you'll have

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is a sacrificial goat gal close enough to a weresheep to fuck on the altar, cause I don’t want to disappoint the fallen god again and have to go back to sunday school again

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186931
Yup, even moreso if she was that single old hag sister that never let anyone have fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just realized how delicious and grabbable the Ocelomeh's waist really is. I wonder if hugging your Ocelomeh's waist in public as you walk, is acceptable in Ocelomeh culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187090
> I wonder if hugging your Ocelomeh's waist in public as you walk, is acceptable in Ocelomeh culture.
Assert dominance by doing it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187037
>CUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185800
With no questions I would embrace this bird so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185702
>TFW no french snek waifu to cook you breakfast
>>35186034
>You stay...I go...no...following
>Ssssuuuuupperrr Mannnnn

I'm n-not crying automa-chan, y-you're crying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187090
childbearing hips

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187240
Tan cat is gonna get some baby weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187150
Gonna grab the oldest, strongest and largwst of them and carry her in a princess carry in front of those who told her she is going to be a spinster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187241
cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187240
Whats this cat trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187354
I've seen housecats wiggle their ass in the air like that when they want to pounce on something, so it's either that or a stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonewts are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185702
Update: no snakegirls but the crepes were good, just needed a bit more powdered sugar on it but that’s just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187397
More like dragoNEETs haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187090
Watching them sashay or strut would be wonderful, much as with demons.

[Anonymous No.]

SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187468
This must be one of those radical faction Kikis I've heard about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187468
Truely radical kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185184
Built to bear large cannon and other heavy loads

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186635
FAKE FOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186635
>>35187531
no hate on sakura conversions

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187566
If Kenkou Cross were to do an Azur Lane doujin, which bote would you like it to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187240
Brown pear warrior girls look best on all fours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187615
whichever bote is biggest and/or is a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185800
Hot hot hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187661
That leaves only one choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187705
The cow says moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187658
Wait a minute… this isn’t my PS4 controller!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187792
What does she want? Brains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187792
Gonna push her down and use her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187807
no, brians

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187792
I am going to carry her home and use her as my daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187862
Is she foriegn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187792
Why so many seals?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187942
Gyaru shog? I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187942
this is the best outfit I've seen a shog in
I'd love to see shogs in casualwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187468
Who else grew up playing Tanya Kikimora’s Pro Duster? I loved those games growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187959
More proof that Shogs > Kiki. Kikis can't Gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187999
Do, you dare challage me, mortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187615
I mean, one more vanilla Atago doujin wouldn't hurt anybody
but I'd maybe like, instead,
>Sirius
Passionately horni maid, easy fit for KC I think
>Azuma
Favorite Onee-san
>FdG
Perfect Demon IMO
>Amagi
Inari seductress
>Tosa
I'd just like to see more of her
Shinano I love, but I have a hard time fitting her into KC's 'tropeset', in opposite to how Sirius works well, if that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sailors getting cat-called by mermaids
Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35185800
Did anyone ever tell you how good your wonderland work always is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188185
Isn't that basically all sirens do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188185
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting cat-called by a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188207
Sirens Doesn't exist. They're a conspiracy made up by Poseidon followers so mer-people can harass hardworking sailors while having someone to blame.
Follow me for more uncomfortable truths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188280
Don't and I DO NOT BELIEVE THE RABBITS AND I THINK THERE IS Rabbit ASS ON THE MOON THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186089
I want to go on a Dragon quest with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188331
The real reason we know the moon landing was fake is due to the fact we know the astronauts would have been raped by the moon rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188416
I am gonna show those rabbits the power of earth dick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188416
You don't know they weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't make sense to go out fighting and hunting while pregnant, so Amazons expecting a child should leave it to other members of the tribe. What do they do in their village during that time and what's it like for their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188523
NEET Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188537

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188523
>old Windows logos
Yup, a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188556
>Fufufu~ time to find an unwitting Human to sign my contract...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188556
Time to get a neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188569
But NEETs don't leave their rooms. How is she going to get a man?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188621
You're thinking of a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188621
You're thinking of hikikomori. NEETs can go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188656
>>35188650
So what does a hikki-NEET do?
Just pray her man comes-a-knockin?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a gym where Onis, MInotaurs, and Lizardmen bully me into lifting and force feed me protein shakes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188679
Weak-willed, aren't ye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188672
Gonna come through the roof like an angel descending into her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188672
Online dating.
>>35188679
Minotaurs are the best when it comes to protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188635
Shes HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188702
>break into a hikki-NEET demon's house
>she falls off her chair in a panic, yelling about something to do with isekai and how she hopeed it'd be truck-kun
>grab her hand and tell her you've come to marry her
Think her brain might just pop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35176790
y not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181442
id plant my face right between those and never move again for life, having only her sweat and the smell of the rubber suit to live off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188727
Hell, I'll go one step further, kiss her as soon as I see her, and then bang her retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188762
>Jaguar + Tiger = Tiguar
Oh my god imagine getting ambushed and raped by that thing in the jungle.
It'd be like, super rape, not just regular rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35181218
He deserves worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183635
>Not Wendi's
You had 1 job

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188801
Need me a wife thiccer than a Wendi's Wintertown Frosty Shake

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188779
Easy, just dont be a dumbass and pounce on her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188788
These delinquent, squatting Monsters are pretty scary. I don't know if I'm a high enough level to fight them yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Every morning I wake up, I think of wurms. I think of their breasts, long tails, fun personalities, and long beautiful hair. Am I ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188815
Anon, she is hiding in the trees. You don't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188818
Just squat next to her and offer her some kvass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188830
Then wait for her, dodge, then jump on her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188830
Talk about how you know she's there and she sucks at hunting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188818
>>35188841
Her friends show up. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>which way healer boy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188905
>maybe this shortcut isn't worth it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188905
Offer your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
>I keep telling you it doesn't matter, just get out of the AOE so you stop taking damage
>never should have taken this job

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
Down the hall to the left.
Those ladies really need to remember where the washing room is.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
Healer? Ain't that you guys since I am the one that goes in front and don't allow you guys to get any action before I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
Pizza place is across the street.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shower after my run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188971
>'I can't wait to get a precious little healer boy of my own'!
>They open the door and get a late twenties, bearded man with a hollowed eyed gaze that glares at them and spits out 'What happens when you see the marker on the floor?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
No way, lesbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184076
We got Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
I dont heal, I carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188995
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188523

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
I'm a mage not a pathetic healer,now get lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189257

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189229
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
>R-right this way mommy- I MEAN MA'AMS

[Anonymous No.]

What if I just kept challenging my salamander neighbor to fights even if I lost all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189282

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189312
Eventually she'll begin to start challenging you to fights until you win.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking
Fat
Foxers
So massive, in fact, that this is the only pic I can post that isn't too big for 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188713
reminder that Minos probably have particularly soft and bouncy breasts as they lack the same mammary gland density that the average Holst does.
meaning, there's a very real possibility that Minos are superior to the average cow even when it comes to paizuri. holstfags just can't stop losing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189401
Now thats better

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you lost? Do you need someone to guide through this forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189448
Thank you, i have been lost for weeks now, I just need somewhere to live. I'll do anything

[Anonymous No.]

We need more swordlilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189469
>Anything, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189511
Yes, anything. I just want someone to pat my head and tell me everything will be alright at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189448
surely this nice lady wouldn't exploit a lost traveller

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189293
>Miia wakes up in a cold sweat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing a loli Salamander and feeling up her cute little fangs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
To the inn for rich adventurers! We got a lot of gold from our last quest.

[Anonymous No.]

Do incubized men have the same capacity to be evil as normal humans do or do they become more like monsters in that respect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
To cuddletown

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take a monster girl to flavortown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
Wait, is the healer leading the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189686
Judging from that pic, I'd say that the healer is more of the foundation of the party.
By which I mean all the others are going to be on top of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189448
Ma'am this a Wendi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189727
And Wendis work with the finest White Horn cuddlescouts, no need for shotavore witches here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189671
I hope I get a Yeti monk in Cuddletown, a healer and a fist fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189448
Old hag, you must be senile, this is my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189669
>Do incubized men have the same capacity to be evil as normal humans
I dont think so. They become APEX Coomers that are not capable of living without sex.

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters have the largest asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189817
Wock is big in absolute terms. Gazer is big relative to her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189817


>>35189848
>implying
Gazer got a Hank Hill ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189817
Centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189817
Wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189848
These two are very gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?
https://i.imgur.com/GJlfq6V.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189884
I would like to buy this corn

[Anonymous No.]

>35189901
>caption shit
Instantly closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189817
P'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189901
>fucking her thighs and groping her all over while she sleeps
DL bless this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god Centaur butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189940
Horse fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189958
Those are some booba alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>35186635
>>35187615
>Leave the chink foxes to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189999
Hold on let me upgrade that one real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting anti monster human women addicted to mamono drugs and convincing themselves to monsterize themselves in exchange for another hit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190020
Now this is a fox I would glady act like a dunmy and fall for her tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189947
Fuck em all anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190039
I was going to target old aristocratic women who're looking for mermaid blood in the underground market to extend their miserable lives. Eventually I spike it with ushi blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh genie of the gym, I beg you to remove the cheshire gains goblin from my life stopping her from straddling me during my bench or making me eat her out when I squat down

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190047
But what if she doesn't WANT to trick you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190167
Then call her out about her "bulk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190173
I'll just marry her right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

Hugs for all!

[Anonymous No.]

Tough city mice.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore blowjobs.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190198
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190219
Why are city mice so mean? Why can't they be more like their field mouse sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190241
I do love this computer fox after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190238
sandpaper tongue on the shaft while her tail tends to the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190265
>Manticore tail sucking on your balls
Patrician taste, don't think I've ever seen any art even doing this, guess I know what to commission if I ever decide to do

[Anonymous No.]

lolidom is the best dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190219
>>35190248
The best mice are sleep mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190362

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190364
Which is the thickest mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190390
Mommy mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190248
>Keep distracting the vole jester sent to assassinate you by offering her fine cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190416
Where can I find those mice at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190248
>Redwall, but Mice girls

[Anonymous No.]

Marry foxes
Sleep with foxes
Mix your blood with foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190541
I will, but only hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190563
That can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35183667
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190541
it's kinda hot when girls want to pollute my bloodline, despite me having no strong feelings about my lineage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190047
But she just wants to be your mummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190265
Good shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190608
Now, that gets my pp hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190595
i think it's the enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190525
>Find regular mice
>Cum inside
Done!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex?
Monsters?
An order that fails to take control of this?
time to take control of this mess then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190630
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190595
bonus points if she is actually significantly stronger than you and will only make your bloodline more prestigious and powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190525
Step 1. Take in poor and starving mice.
Step 2. Feed them so they fill out.
Step 3. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190643
Instructions unclear, found a gator mommy gf instead

[Anonymous No.]

I know this is a bit off topic but
can you tell me that everything is going to be alright ?
Even if you don't mean it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190660
>looked for a sewer rat
>found a sewer gator instead
still a win in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>doorbell rings
>unexpected package outside your door
dang modern day mimics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190665
Had a shitty day myself, but it's going to be alright fren.

Now look deep into Pharoah's eyes and repeat after her

>I love Pharoah
>I am a slave to Pharoah
>I want to serve Pharoah's every whim
>I can't wait to tell Pharoah how much I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190641
No doubt, your children will be her spitting image. Just enjoy going inside her gene pool, hook line and sinker

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say, fox monstergirls feel more generic and boring than the basic succubus at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190669
More like she found me sulking around her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190702
That's because they reproduce the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190714
Anon, why are you sulking in her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190702
such is the burden of being an archetype moreso than a species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190724
Lookin for some mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190724
Found her panties and was sniffing them while I jerked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190737
>>35190745
The term you are looking for is SKULKING around, not Sulking around.
A gator gal will be mighty confused as to why you are being sad inside her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190760
Hey I learned a new word today

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190714
>"I threw a rock at him"

[Anonymous No.]

manticores will drain and dump you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190787
that's okay. i'll keep coming back for my fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190787
Good, no need to pay child support for all the mantibrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190787
>t.angel

[Anonymous No.]

Gator gals are just bigger, thicker, stronger lizardwomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190787
Sounds like someone needs another 48 hours on the Tail Train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190804
So better, thats what I am getting from that speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190775
And then I woke up in her arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190828
Yes, although probably more solitary creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190804
I mind of imagine them with an over the top Australian accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190873
Nah, gotta go bayou with them.
Not this Aussie stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190873
Nah, thats bunyips mostly, I see them with southern accents and mannerisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190787
Yes, she will dump you onto her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190873
That's bunyips and saltwater crocs. Gators should sound cajun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190864
I am fine with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190804
How to get a gator wife quick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190817
>got lost in the forest
at least this nice lady is here to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

Experts at non-lethal takedowns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190914
Go to a swamp. Yell that you are single and make a great gumbo. Then take a swim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190930
Now what happen if I could play the banjo perfectly and sat at the end of the pier

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190940
I haven't seen deliverance in a while but i'm sure it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

How long do I have to stay unmarried before the authorities send a Demon to my location?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190914
Look in the swamp.
Easiest way to find gators be they THICK cakes or lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190930
>relaxing at the bayou at night
>making a big pot of gumbo for the all gator gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190966
A BEEG pot of gumbo for BEEG Gators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190905
>>35190889
>>35190883
Too late I'm already hearing her telling me to make her a vegemite sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190919
This is awesome, I love their hatter one the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190972
I like to put sausage, smoked ham, chicken and prawns in my gumbo
Is that excessive? Meat tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190973
Damn you got one them salties, ey

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190930
Big gator death rolls in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191013
No escape from big gator thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191021
Once they lock you in there's no pulling out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191026
>>35191013
>>35191021
HIGH SPEED ROTARY SNUGGLES

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191035
I am sold on gator gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190930
How are the gator gals in the sewers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191078
They have a heavy Brooklyn accent and come with an entourage of rats.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be just terrible if a monster army conquered your town and then sent you to be a slave on a holstaur farm?
Imagine the horror, being mercilessly forced day and night to milk their fat tits while they "milk" you in turn so that they can breed more, living mostly off their milk.
Haha, that would absolutely suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191136
Anon, I would go adventuring just to get money and run a holstaur farm/a non-holst dairy farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191154
Or just go to a holst village

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191114
>Hey buddy, this here's our tunnel, beat it.
>Yeah! beat it!
>Squeak!

[Anonymous No.]

As part or the "culturization" process, husbands were instructed to scupt a totem of something we find "tasty and delicious". Everyone is sculpting food and fruits.... I wonder, what will happen if I sculpt a totem of my wife's waist? Will I be the only man to fail the assignature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191136
>get assigned to a kiki
>you're her slave but also her master
>it's a weird vibe

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/aAAiUASYqz
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 75. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/gToeLmlj

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191163
Look, I need money to start the business.
Either to house all the holsts that work for me or to buy the potions needed to get a non-holst girl to have the capacity and production to rival a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191136
>sent you to be a slave on a holstaur farm?

Yes, because I want the Minotaur's farm.

[Anonymous No.]

I fapped to something I shouldn't have , do I go in self imposed exile?

[Anonymous No.]

What slime would be most Frightening to exist as a slime queen Variant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191191
Well Anon, what you can do is not mention fapping to it nor should you share whatever it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191199
HUMPTY EGG

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>>35174151
>have a preference for robot girls that look humanoid but still mechanical (like pic related)
>almost all IRL attempts at making sexbots are made to look identical to human women
Fucking normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191178
nice eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191178
>https://i.imgur.com/GJlfq6V.jpg
is that loli druella lewds? fuck yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191248
Somehow still had that link quoted from when I was going to reply and forgot, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191227
How about robot girls that look less human then that pic but still humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191262
Ghost of a Demon possessing its old bones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191227
I guess that's why I like Emmy the robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191268
Cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191268
Huh not a bad idea for leggings

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191201

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191401
Pretty owl.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girls to be nerds and dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191464
Birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191464
Anubis.
Incidentally they're also peak bully material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191500
What that in her hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191514
A phone

Pharaoh is making her speech-to-text talk to her husband because she can't work the phone with her huge paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191525
Damn, she needs the bean pad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191544
At this point she could be a alp s
Matago sith and I'd do it for the card

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191544
I mean, she doesn't need to give me the card.
I'd just like to cook dinner for someone that isn't me or my usual DND group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191544
Ah, too bad my power supply can't run that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191544
Can i get a hug instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191464
nerd bird

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that during the hot days of summer is when you see a rare and elusive form of monster girl.
The tanned, shorthaired tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

Pharoah show no respect shiek put her in the camel clutch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191598
Oh boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191598
I love summer, just because of summer

[Anonymous No.]

How do I show off my smarts to hakutaku or do I just act special?

[Anonymous No.]

What the best type of monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191831
undead and dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191831
Insect girls

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>>35191842
>>35191843
And why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191831
Baphos of course. No one can ignore their magical charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191886
The peak female form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191895
>da peek of female form
Grand delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>35178951
Did someone monsterize hollow knight characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191872
because undead girls know how to have fun, and dragons are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191872
Because they can "eat" your lower head like a champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191921
Mantis blowjobs are a dangerous game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191917
Stay mad, fren. But I still respect your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191895
Runya is almost too cute for lewd. Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191976
Sleepgoat is GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191947
But that my dick even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192030
...I wonder if Runya is actually a loli Weresheep and she hasn't yet figured it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187227
At least it's not Plague Dogs

[Anonymous No.]

Mud wrestling with a h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

I hope one day i can be blessed by latenight to draw my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35188916
Just because i'm a human man, doesn't mean i'm a healer boy. This new status quo is annoying, y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192052
H'orc wrestling with a dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187658
For a second there I thought that wasn't an arm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35189085
Wasn't there news that he was gonna make a regular lion, or was that just rumor talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192042
Dear sweet demon lord. I think you've cracked the code. That's why she has no magical powers like other baphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190592
Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191872
because insects have many great girls, headlined by the ever underrated mantis and the beloved greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192119
For me, its regura

[Anonymous No.]

Which tongue is the best?
>Demon
>Ghoul
>Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
that salamander wife has an intriguing tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
Why eye on tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
None of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192334
So she can see you cumming

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192344
i heard having semen on your eyes hurts like a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192344
Wouldn't it hurt to get dick in your eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
Rgiaw lkk kiij olubdyk,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If a monstergirl ain’t scary then she ain't a real monstergirl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192392
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192355
>>35192356
Shog tongue you could drop kick her off a building and she'd still be ready to serve, I'm sure a little cum in her eye is nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>Excerpts from "An Order Infantryman's Guide to Monsters"
>If confronted with a monster, simply sing a hymn to the Chief God, and they will stop in their tracls. This will give you an opening.
>Hellhounds are simple minded and despise weakness in all forms.
>Wurms are stupid, and their bodies are incredibly frail. A single man would be able to take them out
>Monsters are completely usless at subterfuge, and any rumors about them infiltrating Order ranks are baseless

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>>35192400
But they can, and they will and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192420
No! It's not true! It's not possible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192409
>>If confronted with a monster, simply sing a hymn to the Chief God, and they will stop in their tracls.
Yeah sure whatever helps you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192396
Fear is relative

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192409
>Demons are bad at writing contracts. If you sign it they will immediately be easy to defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192409
And other jokes you can tell yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192409
>lilims are the weakest succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192450
It's a best seller in Monster Realms for its comedic value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192409
>>35192449
>>35192450
>>35192459
Written by Imnota Suc. Ubus

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a more optimal breeding position for foxes than standing splits, it not only lets you weed out the stiff old hags but off but also ensure you only get the most fit and healthy of the foxes to bear your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192469
I want to run my fingers through her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192472
But i like the stiff old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192469
Would wife very quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192490
what are the recommended hag positions, so as to not throw out their hip, back or cause unnecessary muscle fatigue?

[Anonymous No.]

get sucked fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192603
All of them cause they are also monsters as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192603
69

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>>35192622
>Anon mating presses hag
>Cums deep inside
>Goes to pee and get some water
>Comes back to see her still stuck in the same position
>Before she can tell anon she’s just stuck he pounces on her
>Continue same misunderstanding all night till morning when anon finally realizes she’s just stuck like that
>Hag is walking around like she needs the help of a walker for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192670
You could say that was a back breaking lay

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192670
Just need to fuck some more flexibility into them. But see, this isn't a problem that occurs when you have a Sabbath wife. That also unlocks positions where you pick them up from behind, let them put their hands on the wall, and just rail away as their legs dangle back and forth with every thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192670
Gotta do some yoga with the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192712
Pretty sure you're going to be putting some heating pads on prone shirokutos back after you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192712
Or get real shortstack wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192731
I know a great instructor

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190586
That’s some low self esteem

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
Those are some very lewd tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192877
Better make up for it by filling her full of pups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192334
What's wrong Anon? Are you shy?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your personal trainer for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193185
No thanks I’d rather just laze around with an eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193249
No. It's time for training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193339
>The Pharaoh has asked me to help you 'level up' before you're strong enough to attempt her quest.
>We will be following a VERY strict schedule...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193339
>the look of someone who has caught you with the last slice of chocolate cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193408
Anubi are very strict, it is known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193339
>>35193348
>Training mandated by the pharaoh
I bet she’s just trying to make me into the perfect apophis bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193408
>>35193411
Well if she wanted it she should have been faster
>>35193415
>It never came down from the pharaoh in the first place, the anubis was planted there by the snek to train you into the perfect grape bait before sending you on a doomed quest to defeat the apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>35184078
What if you just ignore her or act like she's beneath your notice?

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>>35193436
>Anubis says your training is done and it is time to begin your true calling
>Defeat the apophis and her snake cult planning to grape the pharaoh
>Sneak in during one of the apophis’ ministrations
>Interrupt it by shedding your cloak and fake snake tail made from a sleeping bag and shed scales
>Yell out that she is the most stunning creature of the desert and you’d love to do nothing more than elope with her away from all this and start nice farm in near the river
>Hop up onto the podium and pin her down on the altar with a deep venom filled kiss
>She of course easily wraps you up and gives you a chance to beg before she crushes the life out of you for your insolence
>But this was all part of your plan
>Begin kissing her stomach confusing her and slowly going lower till you can tear her crotch jewelry off and dig in
>Her grip loosens as she mutters curses and half hearted threats
>Slide out of her tail thanks to the lotion you covered yourself in and pin her fully down to the altar
>Stop only to move onto the main course of fucking the brains out of this snake making sure she’ll never be a threat to the pharaoh
>Just then everyone starts clapping and cheering
>Drinks are being passed around along with money as everyone is taking their hoods down
>Lots of the snakes look like apophises as well and most are with guys
>Even see your anubis trainer pocketing a couple bills
>Gives you the cliff notes that this was all a set up so mommy and daddy could get their lonely daughter a husband
>Even their daughter didn’t know this
>You weren’t trained for this
>But your too far now and your new wife isn’t going to just stop because couple dozen people are watching
>Wraps around you again pinning you down to the altar

[Anonymous No.]

When I went on a run today, a dragonfly flew in front of me for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I get a Wererabbit as crazy as Pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193649
Cute, must have been curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193662
Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191843
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck 'em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193910
>cowgirl roper
This appeals to several of my fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191895
almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190686
Pharaoh's voice thing can be some good fearboner material 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193339

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194268
Oh no! She's a rebel! She's gonna call me a nerd for conforming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194319
This is what happens when she doesn't get herself a human boy to worship her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194268
I need one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193970
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194749
Fingerless gloves

[Anonymous No.]

How would a demon react if she offered you tons of wealth, power, respect, etc but all you wanted in exchange for a marriage contract is to hold her hand for at least a hour a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35195141
Her brain fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194749
Chaps and tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

Hold on, why are corrupted Dark Elf women thin and horny? Why won't they give me back my pants or quit milking my cock every hour? Can you explain that? How evil are they? Do they still have rites and do they still work on slave murder? Do DElf men still exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35194268

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown vacation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196464
Anon please, the only snow in Winter's Town this time of year is on the mountain peaks.
Its still modestly cool but finding fresh powder will be difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35195141

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196645

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196623
True. It's the beginning of road construction and blackflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196623
There's always snow around Yuki-onna and Ice Queen houses, they're hoarding all the snow while poor White Horns and Yetis suffer in the summer heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196668
New chapter when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196697
Ah yes, the two seasons of the Midwest.
Winter and Road repair.

>>35196699
Counterpoint, it lets White Horns try out the cute summer dresses they planned and they just have to cut their hair short...everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35187999
>Kikis can't Gyaru
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196791
>Counterpoint, it lets White Horns try out the cute summer dresses they planned and they just have to cut their hair short...everywhere.
Some White Horns like to vacation in the summer, although they do turn heads of the residents of warmer climate towns seeing winter girls far from snow and ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190686
>dense Anon is too dense to be controlled by Pharaoh’s God Voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35196857
>Florida locals get confused about why the key deer girls are so big now
>blame the local dark matter reactors

[Anonymous No.]

Do thunderbirds work for Mozilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35197055
>Dummy pharaoh too dense to realise she's using god voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
Shogtongue mouthrape!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a Kitsune bard tag along with you on your journey?

[Anonymous No.]

If I go to cuddle town, what monster girls would live there other than yetis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35197933
Bogeys and various mofu species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35198023
I'm going to ask a mershark who has just barely learned to walk with polymorphed legs if she wants to go jogging with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151
She has a look of regret but has accepted it's something she had to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35198060
How long could a man last there uncuddled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35198322
Pretty sure the guards at the gates hug you when “searching for contraband.”
So zero seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35198506
Is hugging back a marriage? And also how to adovocate being a cuddleslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>35198696
>Is hugging back a marriage?
The Cuddletown guards look at you smugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190921
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

too hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35191173
How does she use her power over you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190691
...ok yeah that is pretty hot. Think I need more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35195963
That's what happens when you don't corrupt and impregnate the shrine maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190691
I dunno it would be kind of nice to have a monster gushing over her daughter having her fathers(your) eyes as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35193551
The best ending. Still want to dick the pharaoh though

[Anonymous No.]

>happy mwee

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35192259
This one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190691
>Even your genes get raped into submission
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35199845
Getting mouthfucked by a tongue's tongue while getting fucked by a tongue sounds like a mouthfull to say

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35174151

[Anonymous No.]

>>35199912
You are the mouthfull

[Anonymous No.]

>>35199976
Well at least this friend had the decency to do her hair first. The previous ones looked completely feral and just raped the living shit out of me while she recorded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190541
On it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35190541
If your bloodline is really a concern, just fuck your daughters bring the ratio back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>35199622
Monsters telling you your daughters look so much like you, even if it's hard for a human to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200041
>Imagine the mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>35199976
What sort of profession employs both a bicorn and hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200088
It's the little things, like the shape of her cheekbones, or the way her mouth creases when she smiles, or having the same high pitched snort when she laughs really hard. All of which make it hard for mom to stay mad when her daughter gets in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200110
Sexfuck Incorporated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200110
The IRS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200180
Can I get employed by them and what are the requirements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35200263
Just look the manager in the eye and give her a firm handshake.