Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

They sold me to a Dryad. Now I am the Lorax and speak for the trees.

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>>35042686
Based, would marry and love derpy Marikarp fish wife and would love her even more when she evolves into Gyaryu-ados

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New thread. No sinning.

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>>35042804
>>35042792
Such wonderful things out there, in the woods.

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>>35042833
I can't read that, so I am free of sin

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>>35042804
>>35042792
Sounds comfy--does she draw lots of designs on your skin like a druid?

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>>35042830

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>>35042792
>Find her crying because her family rejected her for not partaking in flesh feasts ever.
What do?

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Get that blood pumping everyone!

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[Anonymous No.]

Little girls are superior.

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>>35042833
I want a dark angle to tell me that none of this is a sin while having some very kinky sex with me.

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>>35042886
Nice hotpants.

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>>35042911
sounds acute

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>>35042853
I don't see why not. Gotta use sap for something.

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>>35042804
>posts bonsai dryad
>looks suspiciously like dryad CP
>but but but shes 124 years old, she's just grown short and trained that way...
Time to call the MODS ?

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>>35042886
Very based

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>>35042944
Sabbath wouldn't allow you too

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>a unicorn that secretly listens to death metal

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Momster won't let me go to the store alone without my adopted sisters but I am grown man. What do I?

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>>35042944
I remember irl there is a japanese porn actress whos entire gimmick is that she looks like she is eleven

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>>35043054
>What do I?
Lmao. Anyway, you don't enjoy their company?

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>>35043087
I do but, I would like to be alone to go get some "things" on my own

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>>35043087
>pic
it's cute to see Ran pretending that she isn't a complete sexual tyrannosaurus that could exhaust that younger fox nine times over before even slowing down.

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>>35043224
I want to be her boytoy that she uses to relieve her desires on

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>>35043224
I don't like hammer's meme Ran.

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>tail with more mass than daki
oh yes

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What's MGI? I've heard about it before but don't know what it stands for or what it's about. Give me the simple version, please try not to sperg out.

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>>35043292
>tail falls off when you grab it

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>>35043224
Ran is a kitsune not a dinosaur

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>>35043360
Now do the dinosaur

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>>35043306

Monster Girl Island. It's a game. Google the rest.

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>>35043306
Monster girl island. I was going to just say it's a patreon game since that's all I really knew, but when I checked out of curiosity it looks like it was removed.
>please try not to sperg out
It sounds like you might know more about it than me if you were expecting a particular kind of response lol

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>>35043306
>https://mgi.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Island_Wiki
This? There's a whole wiki if you want. Got some out there fetishes and drama surrounding it, so proceed at your own caution.

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>>35043292
auuuggggghhhhhhhhh
need skink thighs

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>>35043393
I just noticed people don't take kindly to non MGE stuff

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>>35043436
>he said, 30 seconds after a guy seems to have came from the sight of non-mge skink legs

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>>35043436
MGI has a bad reputation in general, you might want to ask on the /vg/'s /mggg/ thread if you want to know more about it, it's a thread dedicated to monster girl games of all kinds

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You just caught your wife shclicking it to some porn. What was it?

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>>35043436
>don't take kindly to non MGE stuff
No. It's just another patreon game in the very early stages of development that will most likely never come out.

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I mean, watch the thread get angry over this mamono protecting her village from monsters .

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>>35043491
4monster /ck/

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>>35043491
Ghouls Gone Wild, Altar Boys edition

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>>35043436
>he said shortly after 2hu posting

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>https://i.imgur.com/MfmV6L1.png

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>>35043517
/tg/ and /vg/ also get angry when you post so I think that's more of a you problem

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>>35043665
So it really doesn't matter what I post, does it?

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>>35043622
it's okay i guess.

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>>35043491
Our wedding tape.

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Do Hakus get jealous if the Minotaur PE teacher is better liked?

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>>35043844
Not really, she knows there are students that think she's just as fine, if not better.

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>>35043844
>Hakutaku Science teacher and Minotaur PE teacher fighting over which club Anon is going to after school

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>>35043622
It's alright. I prefer proportioned tits, thanks.

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>>35043507
So just like mge rpg?

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>>35043886
For me, it's the Cooking Club with Kiki-sensei.

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>>35043886
I'm part of the go-straight-home club

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>>35043886
I like the competetive digging club

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>>35043896
Not quite the same, KC is passionate about his work, while MGI dev is a lazy gacha addict.

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>>35043886
i'm a part of the sabbath club

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>>35043886
>He goes into the Agricultural Club with the Holst teacher

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>>35043910
>not going to the newspaper club with cyclops sensei

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>>35043886
Gonna make a cannon in gremmys senesi's club

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>>35043886

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>>35043939
Mrs. Wurm bringing her daughters to club is the best part.

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>>35043937
based

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>>35043937
Loser

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>>35043886
foreign exchange please

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>>35044050
Loser's club would have an eldritch clown lady teacher who's afraid of turtles.

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>>35043910
I'm not stepping foot in there until they kick out those freeloading Akaname and Greenworms that don't want to cook, just "taste test"

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>>35044102
Nice looking gote

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>>35044102
please teach your daughter some manners

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>>35044117
It's a necessary evil, anon. This way, the Akaname girls won't squat in the boy's washroom, and the Greenworms won't end the Gardening Club.

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>>35042792

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Small and smug.

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>>35043886
Beat club is fightclub. Cahnge my mind

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>>35044223
Her smug levels are too powerful! She must be stopped!

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>>35043491

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>>35043806
>our wedding *rape
Ftfy

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>>35044153
>hey bub, why shake you dick when you're done when you could just let akaname-san deal with it

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>>35044153
Also the kiki teacher has someone to feed

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>>35043292
big ol skink tail

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>>35042901
Superiorly SHIT

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>>35044461
Lewd, she needs to exercise so her fat tail isn't bouncing around on campus.

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>>35044514
I don't want it to bounce around on campus
I want it to bounce around everywhere

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>>35044153
>and the Greenworms won't end the Gardening Club.
That’s bullshit. Everyone knows the gardening club is just a bunch of Greenworms sitting around talking about their favorite male models in the garden magazines.

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>>35044514
Gonna make that tail fatter

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Well, surprisingly (going from what I could get from the google translate) Jinkos are too wild. I asked KC if kissing a Jinko in her abs would be considered a marriage proposal and make her enter heat. His reply was along the lines of "Jinkos don't have a culture of courtship or marriage application, but I think she will enter in heat because there is a horny male in front of her."

So there is no silly things like courtship or formal marriage proposals, she simply rapes you because she is horny over the fact there is a man ready to mate, that's it. I have to say that given how calmed and collected they are I didn't expected Jinkos to be so primal. Of course, it is also possible I got the translations wrong.

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I'm gonna try to out-lewd a demon just to see what will happen.

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>>35044640
>anon soon realizes his mistake when he's signed a contract and she's already begun facesit friday

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>>35044623
I don't mind it. There's room for civilized jinkos of course but nothing wrong with getting picked up and carried off into a love cave.

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>>35044623
links/screenshots or you're just falseflag bullshitting us

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>>35044542
No wonder won't stop pestering me to come. Should have never done that photoshoot for that danuki

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>>35044695
at least there's sumata sunday to look forward to

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>>35044720
>anon did a photoshoot for a nuki promoter
>didn't realize he'd be the cover of the spring edition
>catch line says "Green is the color of spring!" with anon wearing some green clothes

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>>35044695
>facesit friday
But I thought it was facefuck friday this week!

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>>35044695
Mama did always say my face was kinda seat like

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>>35042792

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>>35043886
Hema club with single sally sensei, also weird there is no boys here and the girls seem very exicted to have me?

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>>35043910
Would Kiki-sensei accept the foreign exchange Wendigo who can cook a mean steak and not much else outside of meat?

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>>35043886
I know I would get my ass kicked, but the idea of joining a mock fight club would be amazing because of how varied my opponents would be.

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>>35042792

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>>35043886
Cupid sensei's club. Actually I lied, there's no club and I will just fuck and have my way with the young kuudere doormat teacher.

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>>35044922
>anon joins the fight club to impress his friends
>they all want to know how his first day went
>"Uh... well, I got matched up with this brutal wrestler, I gave as good as I got but it's near impossible to out grapple a monster girl, you know?"
>his friends are all calling him badass, imagining him locked in a struggle with an ogre or something
>in reality he simply got hugged by a yeti before he could even do anything and couldn't break free

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I love how her tentacles also express her emotions. It makes jabberwocks that much more appealing

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>>35043306
It's a patreon game with a creator notorious for lying to people and going back on promises. It's been in development for 5 years with barely anything to show with it and now he's took the patreon money and ran with the excuse he wants to work at his own pace. It'll never see the light of day.

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>>35044922
Something tells me wrestling a dark slime might be a little one sided

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Bullying Nightmares by having a shitty sleep schedule!

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>>35043886
Dark mage sensei's magic club seems very cool, I want to learn how to shoot fireballs and stuff

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>>35044695
>>35044761
You can do both at the same time

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>>35044922
>mysterious masked luchador bunyip
>her confidence and ability is completely dependent on whether or not she's wearing the mask

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>>35044922
At least you will make the goblins and faeries happy by losing to them Jobberanon.

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>>35042792

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>>35044922
Gonna be the tiny manlet thats like a honey badger and never backs down

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Best way to stop a monster girl rape is to call her mama

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>>35043886
I'm going to PE club with mino-sensei
I told her I want to get fit so I can be a suitable mate for a girl I like.
But she doesn't know it's her.

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>>35045253
You mean tell her she's mama? Or like, pick up a phone and call her mom, telling her that her daughter is being a very naughty girl?

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>>35045176
>"I'll never lose to hellhound pussy" says anon
>Little did anon know he was gonna lose to hellhound pussy

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when did these threads start?

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>>35042792

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>>35045271
it's not about winning or losing, it's about not giving up.

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>>35045280
How did we get here? Well it all started years ago...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g&ab_channel=zumie94

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>>35045282
I love skindentation.

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>>35042792
The kids are alright.

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>>35045325
>See that guy posting Hellhound thighs?
>Yup, that's me
>Now, I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation
>You see, it all started in the summer of 2013

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>>35045266
either but the former is best

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>>35042792

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>>35045085
>nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

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>>35043531
Videos of me doing military press to exhaustion

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>>35045421
Zombies are just the cutest.

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>people unironically lose to hellhounds
How is losing to beast girls real? Just pat their heads and mating press them better yet call them good girls while doing it.

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>>35045442
why not pelvic thrusts?

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>>35045456
t. beast girl who just want to get their head petted.

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What signature dish can you make that will win over your wife?
Personally? I think I could win them over with some good ribs.

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>>35043292
Fat tails are nice, but my brain needs help understanding how that physically attaches to the body.

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>>35045456
I ain't losing to them

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>>35045456
>so old the fire in her eyes went out

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>>35045456

When you are mating with Hellhounds a heat engulfs you, then the heat turns comfy, as she fucks you, you can feel her strenght, your senses are directed to her tensing muscle. Then a sudden realization dawns that such a strong girl loves you and all this strenght is for your protection, then you just want to hug her and cuddle with her and feel protected by her. As you cum inside her you can't help but think "I feel so safe, I want to feel like this forever!"

Hellhound pussy is another level, it can't be beaten just by being wilder like you would with an Ogre or Minotaur. It appeals to our primal desire to be protected by a stronger woman.

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thoughts on cunny?

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>>35033858
>Nekomata
>Dullahan
9 heads for 9 lives

In other news, could a steel golem of epic size be considered the first waifu mecha

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>>35045548
Cute AND fUNNY!

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>>35045548
no

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>>35044514
She’s tired

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>>35045529
Please do not bully the CC hounds

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>>35045622
ill bully her with my dick

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>>35045622
>"Why would you want to spend so much time with your aunt? Such a weird kid..."

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>>35045655
>but aunty is so pretty

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>>35045622
i don't want to do that, I want to make sweet love to one and tire one out due to my youth

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>>35042792

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>>35044623
Is it from his sikrit tweeter?

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>>35045558
Yes

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>>35045548
UUUUUOOOHHHH

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>>35045721
no cunny a shit, CC and above are god tier

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Mom still doesn't understand the difference between mgs and fury
Insists that they are "basically the same thing"

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>>35045445
Depends

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whats the largest mongril?

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>>35045845
Sandworm

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>>35045845
your mother

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>>35045793
>Talking to your mom about your fetishes
What is wrong with you?

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Gonna nut after never jerking off for my whole life, 20 years of saved up nut in one go. Whats the worst that is gonna happen, a fucking riot?

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>>35045818
What do you mean depends? Pretty sure zombies take the cake no questions asked.

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Bros what do I do to make my Apophis GF smile like this? She always seems so pensive and moody, and keeps mentioning some girl on Clitter named Farah or something...

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>>35045927
>not discussing latest cunny hentai with your mom
Bruh

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>>35046001
Play Uno with her, all her troubles will wash away guaranteed.

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>>35045991
and everything else in the house

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>>35043886
>Love robotics club back in school
>Automatons are mid-tier at best
Why am I like this?

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>>35046029
Not as fun to play with 2 people, but I'll give it a try.

EDIT: I beat her twice and now she looks even more frustrated, so I suggested we just cuddle and watch a movie. But everytime I shift my weight she squeezes me a little tighter.

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>>35045280
Officially? 2012-2013ish but there was sporadic monster girl threads before

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>>35042792

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>>35045280
Here? On /a/? On /d/? I've been in all.

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>>35046165
It's really easy to get into those 005 movies so I can see how that would work

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>>35045927
She was helping me move to a new apartment opened up one of the boxes cause she thought it better to put that stuff in Two smaller boxes came across my monster musume stuff and asked about it.

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>your rapist is cuter then you
What do you do? No will believe you!

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>>35046316
Anon please.
She's a jinko, of course she's cuter than me

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>>35045991
You know exactly what I mean

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>>35046316
does it make any difference if they do believe you?

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>>35042792

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>>35046216
I am ever suspicious of eyeball jewelry

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monsterboys actually enhance it because it means the girls are actively going against species norms because they love you that much

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>>35042792
Cute tree

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fuck off already

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>>35046436
I used to think silver foxes were more trustworthy compared to their golden and auburn cohorts, but oh how wrong I was...

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>>35046487
no matter what color foxes are never trust them, not even foxes trust foxes

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>>35046487
>>35046508
young foxes are the problem, the older she is the less likely she is to trick you

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trust

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if youre a young boy and you see these two its likely youre about to get groomed

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>>35046546
thrust

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>>35046552
yes please

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>>35046552
The only grooming I'm getting is a large cat licking my hair.

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>>35046523
*more likely

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>>35046600
that isn't what my wife said. She is the oldest fox I know and she is right about everything

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>>35046656
hey shes my height

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Simple as.

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>>35046682
nice

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>[current year]
>she doesn't push down and rape her husband after a wake up kiss

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Goblins are such sluts

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>>35042792
Robutts.

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>>35046701
I do that to my 8 ft tall wife

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>>35043436
Or you know, you could not be an insufferable faggot and not paint with such a wide brush. The thread is pretty tolerant of stuff so long as you don't be a Whizzard or post off topic shit like futanari and monster boys.

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>>35046546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmMkp4Y1tbY

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>>35046737
they make most monster girls as green with envy as they are due to how quickly they get wifed up

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>>35046737
Remember that in harem calculations, 2 goblins equal one girl.

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>>35046546

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>>35046752
It's just that everyone talks like everything is automatic MGE logic

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>>35046815
Some experts may even say 3

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god, I sure wouldn't like to be used be defeated and used by goblins to make more of them. That would bad, really bad. Especially if they use me like a sex slave. That is why I am wearing no armor and going into this goblin infested cave with no torch and nude as well

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>>35046833
Goblin mathematics are less of a science and more of guesswork.

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>>35046752
Whizzard?

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>>35046772
And goblins love getting wifed up because it means they have a breeding stud for life.

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>>35046935
I need more MGs in wedding dresses please.

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goblin seller, I need your thiccest shortstack gobbo you got

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>>35042792

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>>35046945
Best I can do, kid.

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>>35046970
perfect, gonna molest those big ears of hers

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Wait a moment this isn’t MGE this is anal sex!

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>>35046945
>goblin seller
That’s a weird name for “father-in-law”.

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Goblins.Great minions, great onaholes, great wives, great mothers of your children. Sounds like the best kind of monster.

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>>35047108
aslo don't they change depending on the region?

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My daughter got me a role in a movie. It's called Gangbang my Dad 11 and I'm the lead role.

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>>35047119
mines region free

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>>35047129
think of snow gobbos, desert gobbos, and jungle gobbos.

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give me your hottest mg take

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>>35047121
Wasn't a fan of 10, a little too avant-garde for my tastes

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>>35047119
Regional goblins are quite nice.
Collect them all today

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>>35047146
Monster girls are unable to climax without a man.
They can feel pleasure, sure. But they can never truly climax which is one of the reason a lot of them can go slightly mad if they don't find a husband due to their high libido. Even with toys, magic or even /u/ stuff, they can never really scratch that itch.

Also Lizard girls deserve more love than they're getting.

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>>35047146
If she can't be milked, she isn't marriage material.

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>>35047146
Lizardmen are cuter than dragons.

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>>35047146
Vicious monstergirls are just, that, vicious., they will claw and cut and brutalize their husbands in bed, but will still kiss them afterwards and love them.

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>>35047121
weird, me, my momster, and her friends all got a part in a movie too. It's called the obaasans having fun 3: anons violent deflowering

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>>35047146
wurms can be milked

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>>35047037
Isn't that better

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>>35046914
http://gunshowcomic.com/471

For context.

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I hate mge because it's not edgy like me

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>>35047146
The best kind of monstergirl is one that heavily enhances the "Star Crossed lovers" aspect. Imagine
>Species is murderous as fuck
>She's not. She rather likes people, and occasionally dons a human disguise so she can live a "Normal" life
>She decides to stand up to her kind overcome her societal norms because she loves you THAT much.
That's genuinely heartwarming, at least in my eyes.

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>>35042792

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>>35047278
I suspected as much

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>>35047146
green worms are a bit overrated but who cares desu

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>>35047256
>your momster eagerly comes home saying she's gonna have movie night with her friends and wants you to join
>ask her what movies
>obaasans having fun 3: anons violent deflowering
Letting monsters watch porn can give them dangerous ideas.

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>>35047294
That's a good phantom

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>>35047294
Nice BOObs, spook.

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>>35047294
>"Darling, tonight's fantasy will be a sensual day at the beach. I hope you enjoy it~"

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>>35047294
ectoplasm milkies

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>>35047146
Undead are the best species as a whole

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>>35047146
all dragons are stinky neets

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>They love to peep on other monsters in sensual situations and observe them having sex. Because of this, they become unable to bear it, and can be frequently seen masturbating.
What would you do if you caught a Merrow shlicking to you and your wife during sex?

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>>35047410
I'd ask her if she wants a picture, it'll last longer.

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>>35047146
If you don't love your dragon in monster form, you don't really love her at all.

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>>35047146
Birds and spiders need more love

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>>35047306
at least it wasn't young anons gangbang 3:broken minds ahead

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>>35047146
Manticores are a stupid meme and their gimmick is stupid

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>>35047410
Considering how many times I've pulled her in roulettes, she's pretty much the wife already.

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I need nerdy monster girls....mostly because then we would have things we could do together.
That or go bowling with one

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>>35047410
how the bloody fuck did a fish come all the way to a farm to watch me fuck my wife?

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>>35047410
Jerk off with her

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Need an update on the Bogey doujin Mr. Wurm Master

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>>35047146
Alps are actually pretty cool.

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>>35047517
still in the concept realm to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047483
Dwarven craftsmanship is an amazing thing.
That seat isn't even bending

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047548
Also random question, did you finish the automaton thing you were working on? Haven't been following the thread much recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047561
not yet, cause you just reminded me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047483
god I want to be molested and abused by my OL suCCubus boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047570
oh lol, I'm sure it'll turn out great, ganbare wurm preacher, you're the hero we need but don't deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047576
what I want is to be used, abused, and mind broken into a docile sex slave by a group of cc monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Does someone mind telling me what the fuck the A/b/omination imgbox gallery is supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047410
I wouldn't really care, but I think my wife might try to have her join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047661
Fetish art: futa, scat, NTR, vore, etc.

Basically all the stuff that the average MGE Enjoyer would not want to see in the main galleries

[Anonymous No.]

I want to deeply thank both the Miiafag and Loen for this (early) Birthday gift! A really fun picture based on a donut chain from my region we like to visit, Jabberwock looks very lovely in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047410
What wife, all i have is fucking righty

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
Uhm, yes, I'd like 2 glazed and a wonderberry fritter please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047287]
How many times do I need to say this?
Ideal MGE (For me)
>Monsters don't need to get married or fuck if they don't feel like it, and they don't need to obey their instincts if they don't want to. For example, if a Kiki wanted to be a strong warrior, she could do that.
It plays into the liberation aspect. Now you can be who you want to be in life instead of obeying some sort of dumbass caste.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
neat, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047476
Snuck in through your irrigation pipes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047780
How, they aint that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047724
I guess more so the question is why do we bother to archive that stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047410
Throw a tiny net at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047786
Magic, or she is very small

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047483
she big

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047410
Look her in the eyes with the most dissaponted eyes I can muster as I fuck my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047480
>stop having sex with wife
>to masturbate with voyeur
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047800
She must have gotten lost or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047790
Because a true, professional archivist doesn't let anything slip through the cracks, no matter how distasteful it may be to the normals. Many MGE Enjoyers do like some of these deviant fetishes. They originally were mixed into the regular galleries, but were separated at request. Could also be that the archivist is a deviant himself.

Best not to think too much about it. Just be glad it's separate, and if you don't like it, just ignore its existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047410
Keep going and tell her she's next.

[Anonymous No.]

things I will never lose to:
elves
dark elves.
That's is to be honest but even I can handle the llame pointy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047807
It's a power move. Anon's wife doesn't expect it. The mermaid doesn't expect it. He's sown maximum confusion, he's a real chaotic lewd-aligned character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047830
What about angels? They're just humans with pointy ears and wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042792

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047813
She wanted to see a farmer and his wife when they least expected it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
I want a cherry fritter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047837
being under a cupids boot sounds kind of pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

You know whats ironic. The fact that having a vanilla succ wife is not as vanilla as having a hellhound wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047837
Don't they blind you with eye contact and have a higher form or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047294
I want her to make a fantasy where we're going on a romantic date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047830
How many Order knights have said that before going on their last expedition?

[Anonymous No.]

Tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047868
Hope she likes seeing hot man on 8 ft tall hag wurm action

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047904
Best tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
Really cute Wockfag. That's a tiny donut though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
Better get there quick before she eats them closed until new donuts are cooked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047911
She is a tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047727
>>35047914
Is it a tiny doughnut or just a huge girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047907
She better not be surprised when the cowboy hat comes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047914
Jabberwock is just really big, everything is small to her. Even her husband is small to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047929
Yes. She's a tongue with a tongue. She's the sexiest tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047917
Oh shit, did she get that hat from a cheshire? She needs to be careful hanging around bad influences like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are just sandworms for casuals.
You might not like it, but accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046833
Just call each goblin 3/5ths of a person

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047941
Shes a tongue with a tongue that could twist your tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047146
Gaining a monster form to match your wife’s monster form would be a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047965
Not sure about that one, do sandworms cause some to shudder at the mere mention of their name? Because wurms are that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a monster be a Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047951
>hat given to her by a cheshire
>conveniently eats everything at Wock Donuts
>chesh nya-ha-ha~ ing as worm takes the fall for her prank idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048027
Eros paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048027
Paladins of Eros would exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048027
If papallidin is anything to go by, sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048013
Chaos species are a thing, y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047483
>"Mr. Anon, I'll need your help in my office handling some M.I.L.K. reports~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35043099
need more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048027
An example of a trustworthy fox

[Anonymous No.]

what do you think of having non monstergirl monsters that monstergirls have to protect humanity from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048081
there's no need for conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048062
Man, milk is really gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048062
Take that grotesque shit to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047298
My point is that unless you intentionally ruffle feathers with forced shit fetishes, people generally don't care who or what you post so long as its relevant to monster girls.

Unless you're one of those attention seeking cuckolds from TFT or one of the writers of ill repute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048062
Something tells me a pregnancy would hit her like a truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048092
conflict makes settings more interesting anon this why so many movies books tvshows and games features conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048114
And you'd be there to reap the benefits(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047940
I'm pretty sure her husband is just kind of small generally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048081
I fucking love that idea. Like, you expect them to be super scary corrupting girls, but they're actually protecting humanity from something far, far worse.
>Your village was ransacked by monsters
>You're the only survivor
>Harpy knight flies in, decimates the bad monsters, and picks you up while patting your head and saying "There there, it's going to be okay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048119
Without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048050
some chaos is ok
but I will burn most of them with fire on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048117
so what? that's not my priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048070
>>35048027

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047146
dragons are big af

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046399
No we don't, elaborate unless you're enslaved nigger in which case fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046459
only if they are femboys

[Anonymous No.]

You were asked plenty of times to touch the cow. All you had to do was touch the cow.
They are no longer asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048208
I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048208
I wanted to touch the cow every time I was asked, but they were always just out of reach.

[Anonymous No.]

Demonic beast hunting with the wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048208
Ill go limp, even if they touch me it don't count, haha beat that stupid cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048208
Whats a cow gonna do to me, moo at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046459
>>35048199
Stop samefagging, eat shit and die faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048148
I am unsure of how trustworthy this fox is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048241
Well, if you aren't careful, you could get KO'd by one of those massive milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048208
She's just jealous that I didn't touch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048256
Just as much as any other fox with an adventuring streak.
Which is to say, completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>the sky darkens once again
>the queen, no, empress of our world, soars above the firmament
>we are protected by her omnipresence
>be she bestial or humanoid, no other mamono stands up to her
>even as a humanoid, she is massive compared to all us
>17 feet at the shoulder, wings still as wide as a mansion
>our king lives in secret with her
>word is she never lets him top
>our earthquakes are all caused by her
>our floods because she bathes too close to us
>yet we must deal with her
>who dare stand up to our empress

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048269
I beat several cocktrices in multiple races. I think I am safe from the moos

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048269
This is true. Big breasts can be dangerous weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

Ass >>>>>>>>>Thighs>>>>>>>>Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048351
I agree with this list because the ass is the best part of a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048351
Anon... you can't just shut down discussion like this. What else are we supposed to add to an objectively correct statement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048351
Get a wife who has all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048376
I got one. Where does she fit into all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048269
This is the best Touhou ZUN has ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048315
after so many years this finally got translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048405
> "Well, I better not show you. Where the lemonade is made. "

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go wonderland and slap a sleeping wocks ass, then run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048405
Personally I like the mountain hag and umbrella more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048486
I would like to do this, but also frame a dormouse for doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048505
Why dormouse spefically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048486
Just imagine all the things you can run into. You could run into a jabberwocks chest, you could run into a hatters chest, you could run into a jubjubs chest, you could run into a wonderworms chest.
So many possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048383
what kind of hound is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048517
Because she's the least likely to actually do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048529
I will not run into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048529
I wonder what it be like in wonderland court?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048554
The fabled HeavenHound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048643
Careful. The name sounds nice, but they're not much different than their hellbound kin.
Pretty much the only difference is their excuse for jumping your bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048667
Imagine a heavenhound and hellhound duo using the horny cop/horny cop strategy on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048705
Why thats sounds like heaven n hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048667
i want her to cleanse me of sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046552
They're gonna get you to go on quests to fight monsters and take their scales and stuff. Before you know it, you're gonna be swimming in a monster harem that's all looking for a rematch or for you to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to slap your wife's ass and say it's getting bigger and larger

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048730
>It is inevitable that humans are drawn to sin, and without a holy guiding paw humans will doom themselves
>only with my guardianship can you hope to endure the trials of this afflicted world...
>which means you're my responsibility
>Now get over here, I'm- YOU'RE in desperate need of a good purification

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048781
I mean, it is.
She just eats and streams.

That and Jinko-san is probably putting something in the food.
Never give a pervert a well paying job

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048667
I think I'm going to look for a friendlier elemental dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be adventurer
>Bully wannabe lich by raiding her dungeon every week
>Even after doing solo panty raids on lilim I make sure to hearthstone back to mess with her
>Make sure to set off all her traps that deal practically no damage to me instead of disabling them so she has a harder time to reset them
>Purposely let the zombies get close so I can cuddle them getting them addicted to my scent/mana so they won't bother other male adventurers
>Draw out her boss fight so I get to destroy more and more of her lab, got even better when she dropped her secret diary one run and reading it out to her during the fight is just icing
>World event happens monsters from nearby dungeons, raids, etc. are attacking the closest city
>Heroes gotta defend them otherwise the city is turned into a monster city
>More importantly the tanukis will rule the auction house
>Everyone defending the end game cities meanwhile I go to the starting town
>Wannabe lich got an upgrade to full lich but is still just leveled to the current area which I am way above
>No one defending the town besides me and some newbies
>Everyone else is battling what ever is close meanwhile I'm going straight for the horde and their new lich queen
>Old zombies make up much of the horde and all remember me eager for cuddles ignoring their queen and her commands
>Over power lich as well princess carrying her away from the town
>Pied piper those zombies straight back to the dungeon and straight into the lich's private quarters locking the door behind us
>Toss her onto the bed accidentally crushing her phylactery cause she hid it under her pillow
>Tales spread through the newbie zones about a selfless hero who took the bulk of the horde and their queen back to the crypt that contained them and bravely locking himself in there to save the town from undead rule

[Anonymous No.]

All hounds fear one thing, the rolled up newspaper. Keep one near to have a chance to flee

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048907
>Be adventurer
>take arrow to the knee

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048781
>it's getting bigger and larger
Well, it's factually correct since she's still a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048921
I'm pretty sure that only works on domesticated kobold breeds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048921
also does a decent job against beelzebubs and vamp mosquitos. If you want to splurge you should get a newspaper made of demonsilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048930
Fuck you Todd I'm not buying Skyrim again no matter how much lewd Skyrim art you commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048940
To get extra damage on hounds you must utter the cursed phrase of bad girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048988
But that's a compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048967
You'll buy Skyrim again and LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

I want a girl that gets horny when we bully vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049007
Not when combo with a newspaper bonking

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048921
I hope the local Ryu sends rain to make your newspapers soggy and useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049039
Newspaper is extremely ineffective against hounds.
Likewise for squirt bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
Better idea, keep a big bone and yeet it when she has her attention on the bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049072
She's got her attention on your bone alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
holy water might do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
Turning her into a "squirt bottle" is, however, extremely effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
Squirt dick on the other hand is very effective. Aim for the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
What if I cried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049156
She thinks it must be tears of pleasure and she should rape you harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
>Likewise for squirt bottles
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049156
Super effective, but not conducive to making an escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049173
Well there's your problem: you got Anubis in your hound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
it's a consideration, particularly manticore and griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
No, go fuck yourself chesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
TAKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
No, I'm a foxfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049254
Do griffons qualify for Cat status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
Not really. Cats more like Plan D or E for me.

Worm of the sand is prime choice, followed by depraved mouth dragon as Plan B. Snek is Plan C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049239
No, I like scales and fat fucking tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049292
Squish that fat cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049307
You're supposed to scan them with a cat detector and grimace, watching them squirm while you withhold the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049314
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

There are 4 things you must molest in life, monster pudge, fat monster ass, fat monster tail, abd fat monster tits in that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042792

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049292
Anon, don't squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049455
How does one summon mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

What got you into monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042792

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049476
Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049471
Put some fried tofu in the middle of the a summoning circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049476
Here's a hint
https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049476
Rosario+vampire
>>35049510
How much tofu for a nine tail hag?

[Anonymous No.]

Can marshmallow cats monsterize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049519
Nine pounds of high-quality tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049476
Probably MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049537
What happens if I might have gotten 99 pounds instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049556
Prepare for a swarm of desperate foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049556
Hope you like being drained into a shriveled husk by 11 CC foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049510
Something doesn't seem right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049568
Anon, you're only supposed to use fried tofu. Not fired tofu and a plastic model of a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049476
Holstaurs. I have so much fucking lust for Holstaurs it's unreal. I spend at least 2 hours a day thinking about them. That's 14 hours a week. 14 HOURS OF NOTHING BUT HOLSTAURS ON MY MIND EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I could be doing anything else but those cow girls have a permanent fucking foothold in my mind and I can't help but fantasize about them and their massive milky milkers and their cute cow horns and fluffy taur legs built for lap pillows and lovely long tails. Those fucking tails man, they are like brushes, brushes that paint an ideal Holstaur heaven in my imagination. It's so alluring to think about what I would do if they were real that I need to constantly be doing other things so I don't just space out and go into a taur-induced trance. It's fucking nuts man, Holstaurs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because Titania-neesan is cute and cuddly doesn't mean she can't kick ass if she needs to.
They aren't part of the upper crust of fey society for nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049564
>>35049566
Hmm, If I am to be ravaged then at least I'll set up a camera to record what happens so anons don't do what I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049586
I like those thick, powerful, weighty cow tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049566
>11 CC foxes.
I'm pretty sure that much fluff in one place would cause a mofu singularity

[Anonymous No.]

I need a girl to write about. My own muse has left me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049622
Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049621
What happens there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049586
Reminds me of part of why I like Gazers.
Lets me just space out and daydream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049622
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049613
That tongue, dude. Knowing I won't ever have a Holstaur tongue gliding up and down my body leaving behind some sticky sweet taurus saliva sinks me into a such a sadness it feels like I'm already dead. 6 feet underground because I can't get that cow girl tongue bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049646
Everything in the vicinity is pulled into the Mofu Plane.

[Anonymous No.]

Old desperate foxes are best foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049703
Maybe she'd have better luck if she didn't smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049703
Especially they are trying to cling to any youth they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049717
>"H-Hi, I'm S-Sonia, and I'm 19."
>"Ma'am, no 19 year old has curves like that. And it makes me rock hard."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049717

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster still respect me if I beat her with a weeb blade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049703
>starts trying to "subtly" tease you with her mofu while you sit next to her at the bar
>ignore the feeling of fur on your hands and wrists while you chat with the other girl sitting next to you, just to fuck with her
>by the end of the night, she's drunkenly battering you with her tails, ears folded all the way back in frustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042792
Look at that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049622
Mucus toad
Non-mge succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049526
You am play gods, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049622
Write about lesser succubi and imps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049818
But think of how soft and squishy they'd be. The perfect living daki monster to cuddle with. A weapon to surpass Metal-Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049526
All I can imagine for the monsterizaiton of marshmallow cats is an extra milfy and extra fertile catgirl body but keeping the same dorky cat face.

[Anonymous No.]

Isnt the best way to avoid a lizardmans/salamander advances is to insult them, challange them to a fight immediately play dirty and throw sand in their eye then when then that fail wail like a baby drop to the ground in surrender like a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049526
>>35049838
Wouldn't they end up as Caits, going by MGE rules?
Good-natured ones, but Caits nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

I summon the Cait Sith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049852
I'll slap them with a dueling glove and then not show up to the arranged fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049844
Works for me.
>>35049853
Sure, but they don't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049869
>What do you want, kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049622
Hatter. They're such great girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049526
>>35049853
I would still pet one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049791
Yes you just have to show her your MOTIVATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049920
I wonder if Ochi's are proficient in fighting in heels. The CLACKs would be good for distracting male opponents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049889
Anon goes through the trouble of summoning a cait sith, only to shyly say hi then run off

[Anonymous No.]

>>35042792

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047904

The things I'd give to have a lamia tongue sliding around in my ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049791
I wouldn't, you fuckin weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049853
>anon now has a Palico

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048107
TFT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048013
If I lose my humanity to protect people, so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049943
the thirstiest fish that ever was

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049973
>be fucking a monster
>she's about to cum
>Palico girl right next to you
>"The monster is weak. Get 'em, Meowster."
>shove it all the way in
>cums so hard, she passes out
>Quest Complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049943
>pomf
What are we doing on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049852
>No thanks, I wouldn't be much of a challenge
Then just walk off, but don't start something you can't finish

Or just tell them you're on your way to meet your <favourite species> wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050006
Shouldn't it be
>"What are we going to do in the water?"
>splash

[Anonymous No.]

Curious is the trap maker's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050012
It would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050024
I roll to disarm the trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050171
>1
Sorry anon your there to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049853
This is a visualization of it, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you combine a jabberwock and a kikimoria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049526
I'm going to pspsps at the marshmallow werecat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050235
A knock off shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050235
Nothing good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Marshmallow Cait Sith to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050271
Think of jabber wock tentacles with tiny maid hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050235
One jabber tentacle, one bird tentacle and one wolf tentacle. Gets bird wings too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050276
Are you sure? Monster mana means that your relationship will probably go beyond just cuddling and into some really dirty stuff, like kissing or heart-to-heart chats.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with those pics? Barb is making a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050378
"Don't worry babe. The fur's just something to hold on to."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050397
I guess so

[Anonymous No.]

>>35043390
And another thing. The fuck is EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050463
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/emg/about/pac-20393913

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050463
Everyday Monster Girl
(otherwise known as Monster Musume)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050463
>incredulous_frog.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050422
Not super relevant but I have imagined trying to claw my way up a panicked and fleeing bunyip by clutching her fur in a manner similar to shadow of the colossus as she dives in and out of water and such.

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>>35050477
you don't have to be a search engine for random questions, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on big goats?

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>>35050397
Barb knows how to do elves justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050488
They can be aggressive, you might have to flip them to assert dominance if they get pushy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050488
yes

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>>35050488
When they're not drinkers, they're better than the small goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050488
I'm more of a big sheep guy myself.

>>35050276
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88531480

[Anonymous No.]

Greenworms are my favorite meme monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050542
I noticed

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>>35050529
Big sheep are fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050542
Mine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050542
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050529
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88531480
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050542
Let's fucking go.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is the 12th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Brenda, the beloved Designated Hatter of the squad. As you can tell, she's quite the confident and high-class lady! She insists that what we call "baseball" is just a game of the proper wonderland sport "cricket", just with regional variances on the rules. We stopped trying to convince her otherwise. She uses her class and cool head to hit baseballs with extreme precision, so much so that many believe her stats to be... unnatural. She's very well loved by her teammates, as she invites them after victories to a nice game of croquet with their husbands. She insists that a nice spot of Wonderland Trading Co. tea is perfect for relaxing the muscles and clearing the mind postgame, and she's right... in a roundabout way.

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>>35050639
>designated hatter
I can't even be mad about that pun
she cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050639
Nice greenworm amigo. I'm gonna steal her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35046297
>>35045793
Is she too retarded to understand the DANGEROUSLY CHEESY scale, or are you too retarded to show it to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047146
The anal passage is vestigial since their digestive systems have been magically enhanced to make complete use of their usual diet. Of course, unless you're a wurm or something you can't just go around eating rocks, but while food takes longer to digest, their stomachs are still able to break everything down to energy.

So the anus has turned into something of a sexual curiosity. Still would put p0n0s in vag00, because the pleasure of having their womb filled is incomparableto any other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047891
Baal is pretty funny. I got a giggle at least. Look at her face, who wouldn't trust that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35047445
Choose your words carefully, big guy. That's my wife you're talking about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050853
your wife ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049012
Was this translated into english or something? I really like this picture, and the idea that the japanese like elderscrolls is an interesting one to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you crossdress for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050481
He'll make a haku happy.

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>>35050887
No, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050887
Absolutely.

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>>35050887
Seems like a good plot for a silly MG villain.

[Anonymous No.]

What a bargain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050873
That's it, I'm telling your wife that you're a meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050920
Boys are allowed to look pretty too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it against the law to mating press a cute mail owl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050939
Pervert goblin just makes me think:
>Word around the office is you've got a fat cock

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>>35050931
>mg villain of the week tries to make a crossdress blaster
>like always, she fails and it explodes on her
>while the hero celebrates his victory, she goes running back to her hideout
>her right hand man/husband Anon has to comfort her all night, reassuring her that shes the most evilest
>end credits with the moral being "have your husband spoil you if you have a bad day"
My silly villain wife deserves all the cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050970
>I called you in here because it's Penis Inspection Day

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>>35050939
I don’t trust that sleepy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051005
At night she strikes with rampant Goblin lust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051002
>"B-but you said the same thing yesterday! And the day before! I don't think there IS a penis inspection day!"
>Anon gets cursed
Why does Anubis-chan pick on intern Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051005
But the sleepy ones are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051038
Anubis-chan is a little crazy.

Someone should totally prank her by tampering with her strict schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051002
>>35051038
No, it is vagiber inspection day. Spread em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050949
I agree. Boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048418
>nanashi, henreader, tamagoro, homunculus etc etc
I hate how pretty much all big prolific hentai artists went non-h ecchi manga nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking with doggos! What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are you winning, son?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051090
We're in need of more dog in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051098
Do Kobolds have different breeds? I'd like to see some adorable energetic little Chihuahua Kobolds and BEEG comfy St. Bernard Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051116
Cujo-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051124
Pls no, I don't wanna have to put her down.

[Anonymous No.]

worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051148
No, needs more undeath

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051152
Love is a process, anon. Why squander your warm body years by jumping the gun?

[Anonymous No.]

I will never lose to elf pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051161
Elven lies, they secretly can't resist our Human charms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051161
Technically, this is correct, for elf pussy will inevitably eventually succumb to human dick, no matter what you do or how meek you act, she'll eventually come to the horrifying revelation she she cannot live without you anymore. She truly has become a mere elf.

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>>35051173
I fucking love long eyebrows. Also is this the three Windrunner sisters? It's hilarious (and only right) that they all ended up wit human love interests.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a simple romance with an elf, why is it so hard? they are usually mean or lewd with no in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051161
Of course. How can Elf pussy even possibly beat anything anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048635
>you are guilty for not running into that Cheshire cat's chest when you should
>sentenced for a week of facesitting by that Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay to name your monster daughter after a different species? Like naming a Cheshire "Nekomata"?

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>>35050939
I am not into gobs, but that is a hard deal to pass up.

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>>35051255
Elves have very strange perceptions of human boys because their puberty lasts a century and it's all spent soaking wet and constantly masturbating to the thought of human boys. The mean elves are worried that if they don't constantly belittle and dominate the boys they're interested in, they'll lose their very sense of identity and become nothing but a personal cumdump for their cock. Mean while the lewd elves go in the other directions and want nothing more than to be the personal cumdump for a human boy, they've rationalised it as only correct and they've spent so damn long pining for it that it physically hurts them not to be filled with cock 24/7. And you think they'd mellow with age, but the dichotomy only becomes more extreme, they might just be better at hiding it.

Truthfully, they only mellow with cock. There's only one saving grace, although it is akin to opening pandora's box. Elven culture arose in response to their all consuming need to be bred like bitches in heat. They coy playing, the constant subconscious repression, their obsession with high art and culture is all in a desperate bid to master their own unfathomable thirstiness through discipline and class, though the underpinnings of eroticism are consequentially strong in elven culture of all forms.

So you can appeal to her culture, you can appeal to her bearing and pride as a higher race, but beware, the smugness of an elf is not to be taken lightly.

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>>35051332
So if I only appeal a little bit to her culture, I'll get only a little smug? that's fine as long as she is still lovey dovey

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>>35051383
Indeed, you're playing with fire, but what have we humans done if not master fire? Maybe while she's masterfully massaging your balls as she deepthroats you with your fifth load dripping down her delicate, perfect chin, you can point out the dexterity and grace of her fingers and ask if she's ever played an instrument (she has, all elves have). She might regain a little clarity of mind and put on a show for you. After sucking you off a few more times of course. That might calm her down, and you'll find she isn't so damn horny all the time. But of course, it has the side effect of decreasing sexual activity, but increasing the intensity of what activity does happen, as the act of appealing to her arts and culture calms her down, but also subconsciously reminds her of why her culture came about in the first place. Being repeatedly impregnated by a human boy.

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>>35051412
Sounds perfect, I'll ask her to teach me how to play elven music while at the same time telling her I want ALL the kids. I want that high-class and smug housewife elf!

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>>35051450
As gods and nature intended. You've achieved Good End. All elf ends are Good Ends, but you achieved the one that meets the perfect harmony between overwhelming elf lust and hyper-cultured elf haughtiness.

Her smugness is of a pregnant mother's smugness who knows she's got it made and nothing in life will ever maker her happier than she currently is.

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>>35051319
It's good value, can't be denied. Even if one of the Goblins robs you during the night and leaves you'll still have 3.

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>>35051474
Very good, would she teach our daughters the true way of enlightenment? Also would she like a coffee mug with the words "#1 Elven Matriarch" etched in it? Don't want to upset the smug balance

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>>35051043
>>35051468
Little monsters were made to be manhandled by the tail.

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>>35050887
Eh why not? I'm married to a wock so it's far from the weirdest suggestion she's made.

[Anonymous No.]

A Kobold warrior blocks your path!

[Anonymous No.]

Kobolds should be Lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

Any stories you guys want finished?

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>>35051560
I want a volume 2 of fallen brides, but I'll hold off on that one as we still need primera and fran's stories from the first one translated
Fan wise, probably that really old paladin program one and moosesaga if only to see that thing end once and for all

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about haughty elves and degenerate elves, there has to be some level headed elf commoners that aren’t bitchy priestesses, nobility or warriors, or that are complete sluts that’d hoist their legs behind their ears at first sight of a man

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>>35051560
Yes, The Gentlemen Bastards, The Kharnakas trilogy, Vagabond, maybe even A Song of Ice and Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051585
Didnt the vagabond guy get both tired and depressed doing it so he cancelled it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051612
No, he got burned out on making two manga at once, Vagabond is on indefinite hiatus and his other manga comes out once every three months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051560
Ironbeast's overwhelming might.

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>>35033858
Phantom and a Basalisk
Oh boy

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>>35051522
Unfortunately, it's a game as old at time, and must continue. I think the only way out of it is to match make them when they're young with boys their age so that they can actually act on their desires when they come of age.

But that would result in peak elven satisfaction, and I don't think the world is ready for it.

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>>35051581
You have to make the elf normal with the power of the dick. Commoner, Nobility, they're all just elves. What's she going to do, healthily adjust to a libido that would make a succubus blush, all by herself for potentially centuries all while maintaining her humble bakery?

Sorry anon, don't let her appearances fool you. Those mastercraft cupcakes and muffins and breadrolls and cakes that taste so divine are the product of decades of sexual frustration at the very least.

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>>35051910
>peak elven satisfaction
Lets do it, I want to be the Patriarch of a new age, the age of slightly smug elven supremacy!

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, realistically speaking ,the "normal" elves are the most worrisome. How are you supposed to know what she put in those cakes when she was thinking of you? Seamstress? Are you really sure she hasn't somehow woven her magical golden hair in there as threads? Flower arranger? How do you know she isn't just repeatedly screaming "FUCKING BREED ME NOW" in her flower language, did you think it was a coincidence no dryad could look at her displays without going beet red in the face and running away?

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>>35052045
Anon, don't do it. Social order and progress would be unlike anything you'd ever seen, all this emotional and sexual energy being properly allocated to their rightful places, you'd see a boon of civic and magical development that is unfathomable. You'd usher in an age of prosperity unseen since the dawn of time.

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>>35052056
Nah my room mate says that's all bogus. You should trust all elves

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>>35052072
Sounds like me and the missus is doing a good job! next stop, king & queen of our new perfect kingdom! gonna pump the baby making into OVERDRIVE

[Anonymous No.]

I bet pole dancing would be a subject in MGC schools for all the girl without a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052084
That one in particular strikes me as very trustworthy. These three also don't strike me as if they're up to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052197
Very true! Elves are our friends! WE should get friendly excuse me, I gotta ask the white haired one out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052167
>"Until you get the meat pole, you work the metal one."

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>>35052249
I call dibs on purple. 10/10 doting wife material. some one else can have the crescent moon matriarch

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>>35052274
>>35052249
>white and purple get whisked away by their soon to be husbands
>green hair is left alone and pouts at the bar
>she feels a hand on her shoulder that's comforting
>she turns around and its chesire-chan

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>>35052374
Some one, please, make the green haired elf happy. No one deserves cheshire-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052389
very rude

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>>35048013
I think so too, but I want to retain my height so she can still bully me about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35050962
Only when she's working.
You're holding up the mail otherwise, and a bunch of people ordering from Mamonazon are gonna be pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052251
Do all the unclaimed boys have to go watch them preform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052433
>Anon transforms from a tiny faggot into a tiny faggot
That's what you get with alps

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are skilled thieves!

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>>35051581
I'm sure there are elves that aren't at the extremes, but you probably won't find them in their villages or cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052937
But she can never steal my virginity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35048081
I don't think it should be the focus of the story but I like the idea of occasionally showing what the monstergirls are capable of when they aren't holding back.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb Human adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

NE NE ONII-SAN
ASOBOU ASOBOU!

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon maids, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35053971
I'm not sure I can afford such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>35049055
Just get a bigger hose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35051548
Dog-shaped lizards that behave like reptilian dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still wife a monster if you found out she was a VTuber that got monsterized into her online persona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35053971
Be sure to call them by their real names and not their shitty localized ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>Teaching your sandworm waifu how to play Minecraft on your Tanukisoft digestion-proof PCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35052749
Yes. And they'll each be given name tags of the girl who has chosen them so they know who to keep their eyes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054187
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054187
I used to be a sperm that fertilized an egg. We all start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>throws demon fruit at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054243
>>35054249
Would you appreciate all the mannerisms she carried over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054290
What does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054197
I have no clue about most localisation changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054314
YO HO HO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER CUM CUM

[Anonymous No.]

Bone the doggies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054314
You lose the ability to swim but gain a super power

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054300
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054365
Would you still marry her if you had to live with all of her VTuber quirks?

[Anonymous No.]

Show a salamander shonen anime
Show a merrow shojo anime
Show a gremlin mecha anime
Show a bicorn high school dxd's novels
Show a lilim hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054392
Sure. After all, we both get to live off all the money her simps give her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054392
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054415
I feel lile if you show a sally a shonen anime, she's gonna have high expectations for you.
>"Come on, Anon. Shonen-kun shattered a boulder with a single punch, and he's only 15. Put your back into it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054445
This is why we'll only watch reasonable things like Slam Dunk. I can foul, get injured and lose matches like the best of them!

[Anonymous No.]

The maids new outfits are, uh, interesting…

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054445
>Show her peak shonen
>She begins to believe that you can do anything with friendship and guts
>Worse yet her physical capabilities are actually increasing because she has more 'guts'
>Frustrated you can't manifest the same power
>Comes to the conclusion it's because your power of friendship is too low and the only way to fix that is to have many more daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054527
Power of friendship doesn't work that way
Friends is nakama, family is ohana

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054527
Why would you need more daughters instead of friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054491
I think there are some that you could show her.
>"Look, anon. After the main character proves his strength, the other females become interested in breeding with him. It's only natural after all."
>she eyes you while blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054415
>gremlins think Megas XLR is the greatest show ever made

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054573
You mean kazoku.

[Anonymous No.]

How do people sleeping with Weresheep wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054527
>not doing a training montage with a successful epiphany
Its like you don't know how to shonen

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054578
>>35054573
Don't question her methods, you just need more GUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054587
And they're fucking right

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon and his childhood anubis friend are building sand castles/pyramids
>Mama anon and mama anubis think it’s absolutely adorable taking pictures
>Beach bully cheshire notices them decides to mess with the future couple
>” ‘ey kid, dontcha know she already claimed ya?”
>Anubis is flustered sure she already has her heart set on him but it’s too early to confess yet she isn’t sure how’d he react
>Anon is flustered to hearing plenty about claiming in sex ed and the video on how boys who don’t reciprocate those feelings got raped
>Gets up and blurts out back to the cheshire
>”She can’t claim me because I already claimed her”
>Both moms are kyah’ing even the cheshire is kyah’ing
>Desperately try to get him to say it again so they can record it
>Anubis is doing the best impression of a lava golem’s butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054587
Chicks dig giant robots.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I bring flowers to a sword fight with a salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054756
She'll do the meta knight thing and throw you a sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054756
Like Joker flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>be playing vidya
>one of your goblins is sitting in your lap, impaled on your dick
>she wiggles, bounces, and grinds on your meat pole while you play until you cum
>once she swollen with seed, she carefully removes herself so the next gobbo in line can clean you off and take her turn
>by the time you're done playing, there's a bunch of bloated goblins lying around you, basking in the afterglow

[Anonymous No.]

>steals your buffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054797
What if I pull out a gun with demon silver bullets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054982
>dat tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35054810
>the moment she takes the flowers they pray her with high level aphrodisiac
She gets what she deserves for letting her guard down.