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Hey, /jp/, I need something. It was a short description of each touhou games that made Reimu appear as the bad guy.

>> No.3485772

I think it was "Shit vs Shit: Shit is worse"

>> No.3485779

>>3485772
No, it didn't sound like that at all.

>> No.3485785

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu cracks down on civil rights leaders.

>> No.3485786

>>3485785
What happened to talk about Reimu attacking Youkai Jesus?

>> No.3485791
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>>3485785
YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING

>> No.3485792

>>3485785
It sounded like that, but I think the one I read was a bit different... Thanks anyway !

>> No.3485793

>>3485785
Beat me.

It's pretty easy to search for in the archive

>> No.3485796

Reimu's Lunatic Modo.

Touhou 1: Reimu hits herself in the face with her yin-yang orb.
Touhou 2: Reimu gets beaten by an inanimate object and never meets Marisa.
Touhou 3: Reimu quietly goes home after realizing her lack of ability.
Touhou 4: Reimu gets slashed by a scythe.
Touhou 5: Reimu is beaten by Alice and forced to be her friend.
Touhou 6: Reimu is unjustly imprisoned for stealing books. The red mist starts to interfere with the weather.
Touhou 7: Reimu finds spring in the skies, but is unable to help anyone. The year's harvest was very poor.
Touhou 8: Reimu is ditched by some unknown gap youkai in the bamboo forest and gets lost. It is the longest night of her life.
Touhou 9: Reimu tries to solve a simple flower incident but keeps "crashing" and quietly gives up.
Touhou 10: Reimu is overpowered by the mountain's technology, and the Hakurei shrine becomes an offshoot of the Moriya faith.
Touhou 11: Reimu is gapped from her bath in the new hot springs into a cave, where she is assaulted by some unicorn monster.
Touhou 12: Reimu is surprised by an umbrella and gets probed by a UFO.

>> No.3485798

>>3485768
But Reimu IS the bad guy, right? Right?

>> No.3485801

>>3485798
Sometimes I wonder...

>> No.3485809

Does anyone even like Reimu?

>> No.3485824

>>3485785
>>3485796
Anybody has more?

>> No.3485828
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>>3485809
Only in Japan, where she's #1 in popularity. Here we are dark and edgy and rebellious!

For example, NEET seems to be popular here, but in actual polls she placed behind Momiji.

>> No.3485829

>>3485828
That's because Moemiji is cute when she eats chocolate.

>> No.3485840

>>3485828
In the last Touhou popularity contest for the "West" that I paid attention to, Reimu won as well ('08?). Probably just because of main character recognition

>> No.3485843

Touhou 2 : Marisa is a Satan worshipper
Touhou 3 : Marisa mocks an older girl's appearance and manner of speech. Then she adopts said appearance and manner of speech and pretend she came up with this "cool new trend" by herself.
Touhou 4 : Marisa blows up a girl's house and plagiarises all her moves, claiming that she actually came up with them all by herself.
Touhou 5 : Marisa beats up Alice for no reason.
Touhou 6 : Marisa's first instinct upon learning she has new neighbors with common interests is to break into their house and rob them
Touhou 7 : Marisa beats up Alice again
Touhou 8 : Marisa teams up with Alice, only because she promised to let her beat her up and steal all her stuff once the adventure is over
Touhou 9 : Marisa beats up a civil servant and Justice of Peace. She also robs them
COLA : Marisa pawns off the priceless treasures she steals for useless garbage
Touhou 10 : Marisa beats up a shy nerd who only wanted to be her friend
Touhou 11 : Marisa is a three-timer
Touhou 12 : Marisa mugs people

Touhou 10: Sanae gets beaten up.
Touhou 11: Sanae provides shelter for illegal immigrants.
Touhou 12: Sanae goes on a power trip.
Touhou 12.3: Sanae plays frogger.

Touhou 10 - Kanako breaks into a new market.
Touhou 11 - Kanako forms mutually-beneficial alliances with local business owners.
Touhou 12 - Kanako attempts to win market share from an existing monopoly.
Touhou 12.3 - Kanako's vice president is punished for embezzling funds to purchase lily pads.

Touhou 6: Sakuya gets beat up
Touhou 7: Sakuya kills dead people
Touhou 8: Sakuya helps her mistress kill immortals
Touhou 8.5: Sakuya is a cat
Touhou 9: Sakuya kills people who kill dead people
SSiB: Sakuya helps her mistress invade the moon.
Touhou 10: Sakuya don't care about tengu.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya is a bad cat.
Touhou 11: Sakuya doesn't care about the underground either.
Touhou 12: Sakuya still doesn't care about the underground.

>> No.3485844

>>3485809
she is #1 in the popularity polls ZUN runs, supposedly

>> No.3485860

>>3485840
I was referring to not to the "West" but rather /jp/.

>> No.3485862

>>3485843
"the underground"
kid. You should expand your vocabulary

>> No.3485876

Touhou 5: Shinki gets denied holiday making for her residents
Touhou 6: Shinki and Yumeko cry.
Touhou 7: Shinki's daughter escapes for good.
Touhou 8-11: Shinki is ronery
Touhou 12: Shinki gets her spellcard stolen
Touhou 12.3: Shinki is just trollbait now

5 Alice defends a demonic invasion
7 Alice interferes with the investigation of a potentially cataclysmic event
7.5 Alice attacks her friends because they're enjoying themselves and then puts an end to their parties
8 Alice teams up with a dangerous burglar to extend the night long enough to stage a home invasion
11 Alice teams up with the burglar again to stage a terrorist attack on a nuclear reactor
12.3 Alice teases the mentally disabled


Touhou 1: Reimu defends her property.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurengcy operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a west nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkeness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu establishes meteorological and seismic prediction.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
Touhou 12: Reimu protects humanity from a witch trapped in Makai.


TH08: Yukari makes Reimu move her lazy ass and help her.
TH09: Reimu flies aimlessly attacking everyone and not solving anything.
TH10: Reimu moves her lazy ass after Sanae comes and threatens her shrine.
TH10.5: Reimu's shrine gets destroyed, which promts her to move her lazy ass and have it rebuilt (not by herself).
TH11: Yukari makes Reimu move her lazy ass and go underground.
TH12: Reimu goes on a looting spree, helps everyone by mistake and against her will.

>> No.3485878

10. Sanae moves to a new home, only to be bullied by Reimu and Marisa.
11. Sanae assists in the modernization of Gensokyo's power grid, bringing light and warmth to thousands of homes.
12. Sanae releases a victim of apartheid from prison.
12.3 Sanae takes a much-needed summer vacation and plays with Suwako.

10: "Hello, we're new here. Please be nice to us. "
11: "You're supposed to ambush people for fun in Gensokyo, right? "
12, Stage 1: "As a shrine maiden, it seems I have to do youkai hunting, whatever that may be... "
12, Stage 2: "That's more fun than it sounded"
12, Stage 5: "YOU ARE YOUKAI, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL. SEAL AND EXTERMINATE! SEAL AND EXTERMINATE YOUR EVIL! "
12, Stage 6: "I AM SANAE KOCHIYA, WIND GOD INCARNATE. KNEEL BEFORE ME IF YOU WISH FOR MERCY, PUNY MORTALS"
Touhou 1: Mima plays breakout
Touhou 2: Mima wants to dine on turtle soup.
Touhou 3: Mima hates college graduates.
Touhou 4: Mima takes holidays and sundays off.
Touhou 5: Mima is now hiring.
Touhou 6-12.3: Mima cries herself to sleep at night.

Touhou 6: Sakuya nearly gives her life defending her friend and employer from intruders.
Touhou 7: Sakuya restores the spring, saving an untold number of humans from starvation.
Touhou 7.5: Sakuya discourages drunk and disorderly conduct.
Touhou 8: Sakuya thwarts an alien incursion.
Touhou 9: Sakuya tries to figure out what's up with all the flowers.
Touhou 9.5: Sakuya smiles for the camera.
Touhou 10: Sakuya refuses to participate in a holy war.
Touhou 10.5: Sakuya pursues a known terrorist.
Touhou 11: Sakuya wonders who ran up the phone bill.
Touhou 12: Sakuya refuses to perform oral sex

>> No.3485889

Why do you guys say /jp/ doesn't like Reimu?

I'd say /jp/ is actually the only place that likes her for who she really is.

>> No.3485899

>>3485862
Not me who wrote it.

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