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ALRIGHT, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. THE INSPECTOR FOR THIS YEAR'S PENIS INSPECTION DAY WILL BE DR. MARGATROID. YOU KNOW THE DRILL, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE OUTSIDE HER DOOR, COME IN WHEN YOUR NAME IS CALLED, AND TELL HER EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS. COMMON CRITERIA ARE LENGTH, GIRTH, STATE OF THE FORESKIN, CURVATURE OR LACK THERE OF, QUANTITY AND VISCOSITY OF EJACULATE, GROOMING AND CLEANLINESS, PATTERN OF HAIR GROWTH, MASTURBATION HABITS, GENERAL SHAPE, COLOR AND/OR DISCOLORATION, ANY MEDICAL ISSUES, AND ANY OTHER INFORMATION YOU THINK RELEVANT. ALL WHO REFUSE INSPECTION WILL FACE APPROPRIATE DISCIPLINARY MEASURES. THE FIRST INSPECTEE WILL BE CALLED PRESENTLY.
>Anonymous!

>> No.34619601 [DELETED] 

عملات ببجي موبايل لايت مجانية لشهر رمضان فقط اسأل وسترسلها لحسابك الحمدلله و الرسول محمد رسول الله.

>> No.34619637

>>34619601
That is not a language, it's just a bunch of squiggles you threw together. You can't fool me.

>> No.34619670

>>34619637
penis inspection not permited in islamic culture due to it is haram. i refuse for penis exam.

>> No.34619742

>>34619526
>TELL HER EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS
Can't I just show it to her? It'd be much faster that way.

>> No.34619753

>>34619670
then nurse yukari will administer your punishment. for further discipline she will also call you a filthy mudslime as she does so while you whimper into her skirt.
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