/07/th Expansion Thread

[/07/th Expansion Thread No.]

Discussion concerning Higurashi, Umineko, Ciconia, Rose Gun Days, Higanbana, TRianThology, Haworthia and all other 07th Expansion works.

07th Expansion archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/wLxAFApJ#bw2evoJRzl6BDhlpadX1YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8

[Anonymous No.]

great OP, you only forgot "Please refrain from making new threads while another one that has not yet reached the image-limit is still up"

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>>34309558
Nobody gives a fuck about that shitty disclaimer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309569
Demonstrably false, why else would I say it was missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309636
Why do you care about it so much?
Are you a narcissist? Just because you made it, it doesn't mean we have to use it.
In the past we also had many useless disclaimers that didn't do anything or made the issue worse.

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>>34309526
>>34309558
and the colored truths script
https://paste.ofcode.org/pcza5cSfFfTBgmYChFT9hu

and the scorpion charm which I don't have on me because other op fucking forgot

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>>34309687
We don't need the scorpion charm, fag.
We don't have to actively remind people that the tranny existed.
Its up to the person making the OP if they want to include the color script though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309671
>are you a narcissist
yes

[Anonymous No.]

actually this OP fucking sucks, and it's a hanyuufag to boot

[Anonymous No.]

First for
Bernposting
This thread will be good.

[Anonymous No.]

Off to a good start

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309744
We can only pray.

[Anonymous No.]

real thread
>>34309773

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309868
Uh sure, lets see which one makes it to the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309868
You can keep trying to coax people into saying more lines from that video but it won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309879
Rika looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309879
nah as long as I can slightly discomfort someone with two words, my job is complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310055
But how do you do that?
Which combination of two mere words inflicts the most discomfort in a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310074
duh
Erika Kanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310093
Wow, you combined my most favorite character with my least favorite character, how discomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

there was already a thread dumpass

[Anonymous No.]

Bros...
This just came in the mail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310290
DON'T OPEN IT IT'S ANTHRAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310165
who the fuck is unironically a fan of Kanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310290
OPEN IT IT'S AN IMPORTANT MISSIVE FROM THE MAGICAL CHEF

[Anonymous No.]

Fight me, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310331
A Kanfan, if you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310366
Okay, but only at something I'm really good at that I know you are bad at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310366
okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310482
You know, I don't think that picture has ever caused Satokoposting to reduce. Do you just like posting it to feel like you're doing something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310516
Your post reeks of ass pain anon, so i think it's working as intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310542
Does it? I don't know where you're getting that from.

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>>34310574

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>>34310561
well it effective enough for you to reply to me, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310574

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that 34310561 is an avatarfag who should fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310574
Loser
>>34310592
Winner

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310612
he only posted two pictures of Rika anon, so calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310290
What's inside bro...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm eating burgie

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310658
fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310658
giv borgi

[Anonymous No.]

Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310665
I like her little piggy nose her
Oink oink tubby satoko oink

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310593
your butt is literaly mad
Go back to facebokk kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310694
stop being mean to me.

[Anonymous No.]

opinion bad
leave internet website I frequent, go to internet website I don't frequent

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310612
buttmad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310655
Its just a birthday letter from my sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310761
Why did you destroy the magic bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310658
I am very proud of you!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310761
>didn't use the ushiromiya family wax seal
Get a new sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310593
any anon worth their salt knows hundreds of guaranteed ways to get a (you)

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>>34310794

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>>34310721
get better at brushes, eyedropper, and clone stamping, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310807
Substitution no Jutsu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310819
[gold]now THAT's magic[/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310809
>Get better at ???
Stop making up words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310822
Do you guys actually use an extension for coloured text or is it larp?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn you, George, you fucking momma's boy. You'll regret this. Trusting that little bitch over me, I never laid hands on her... Now I'm rotting in a cell with this smelly old geezer.
>UUUUUUOHHHHHHHH BEAAAAATOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD MAN *whack* That oughta keep him quiet for a while. Just wait, Enje...until your onii-chan gets out of here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310785
>>>/b/irthday+letters+from+oneesan+are+magical

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310835
read
>>34309687

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310835
the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310835

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310837
That's what you get for not going to Maria instead. Uu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310761
>>34310290
your sister is nice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310847
>>34310849
>>34310851
sankyuu

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>>34310834
>what is the thing that I use to draw colors
>what is the thing that I use to pick colors
>what is the thing that I use to copypaste parts of an image with a brush
your edits are dogshit, anon, I'm helping you, I don't have to help you, but I am, get better at these three things

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>>34310966
You're hot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34310971
nothing personnel

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>>34310910
First of all who do you think you are for writing a post in which you supposedly criticize me? Be thankful that I didn't take it siriously, because you'd be buttdead if I did newfriend.
Second, you have to be as bilnd as a snake to think that this edit looks bad. If I didn't know that you just insulted it cause your buttmad I wouldn't know why you insulted it.
Third and last dont be so butthurt over a post, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310966
Miyao breeding sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311014
Your edit does look bad. He was trying to give you helpful advice but it looks like you're too thin-skinned to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311014
You're the one who sounds butthurt here man.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, i just noticed that there are zero Higurashi threads on /a/ right now, guess that explains why this thread is so shit right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi is finally over....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311071
Can we just make a promise not to mention the /a/ fragment anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311071
It's not that bad yet. We haven't had a deluge of 'who asked' yet, so I'd say we're at least doing better than last thread right now.
Do wish we had more Rosa posts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311071
Go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311105
It's dead now so there's no point in talking about it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, Satoko is crying! What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311071
There's literally no difference between this thread and most 07th threads.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34311110
I don't remember inquiring

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311137
Get over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311135

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>>34311133
Kiss her with tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311135
OP is a faggot who missed half of the paste, that's the only difference right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311148
God I hate Lambdadelta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133
just let K1 deal with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311148
Pachinko Lambda really is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311166
Close

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311160
The only part that matters is the first sentence and the mega link, scorpion charm is useless and the script only encourages the thread to turn to shit like the last 2 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311071
I don't like this annoying Ren/a/ S/a/toko poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311174
>the script only encourages the thread to turn to shit like the last 2 times.
Fuck you, those gameboards in the last two threads are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311150
Hahahaha he deleted his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133
dive inside her mouth and lick every inch of her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133
Beat the shit out of her uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311186
>nooooooooooooooooo, you can't post WTC characters in this 07th thread!!!!!!
stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133
Beat the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311133
slap a hoe

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife Hanyuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>open Alliance of the GW
>Monichrome Cock starts playing
>it's another Ange x Amakusa scene
Dropped. Is there a mod that replaces Monochrome Clock with another track?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311367
>Dropped. Is there a mod that replaces Monochrome Clock with another track?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311367
replace it yourself
lazy bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311353

[Anonymous No.]

THE present ground-of-being draws itself to a close - doors of finitude sealed against the unworthy - one eternal uncreated instant in finitude touches the self at one end and the first triple expansion of the innermost at the other - the last half of the Revelation of John is literal and you are living it - the water of life is the blood while the blood of the living is mere water - measure the exact length and width of the ark of the Covenant to find that it has expanded exactly one seventh of a cubit in each dimension since your last measurement - twelve sided spheres adorned with transparent gold on twelve corners supported by twelve and twelve oxen with their hooves dripping blood and baptismal water - the thing-in-itself is awake, knowing, and seeing itself, has no self of its own, is itself and only of itself, unknowing and generating the self - THE MOON WAS AS BLOOD AND THE SUN WAS AS ASHES - the width of a single hair between the self and total annihilation through recursive self-denial through the direct realization of the totality of the instant of eternity acting on the divine will splits the generating awareness from the proceeding awareness and internality of self - I can show you how to do magic, right now, right in front of you, if you're willing to tear out your eyeballs with the nearest sharp implement - MURDER IS ONLY POSSIBLE WITH EYESIGHT - bathing the blood of sinners in the blood of the sinless, the triple unity bridges itself from eternity to finitude - participatory memetic informational patterns allow the joint heirs of Prometheus to cast a spell over all unwritten History for their own ends - Columbine shooters occult ritual theory - every single thing I'm trying to tell you is manifest and literal fact - Third Temple pyramid scheme outside manifestation due to illegitimate mintage of un-descended priesthood not blessed with the Word results in dead coinage, the signs of the times have already come and gone in the common currency of the divine market, spin-neutral gram-negative presence of the unconditioned real being emanating the only self emanating the uncontracted self emanating the generating awareness within the triple expansion generating the individual self aligning itself along the illusionary linear construction of stretched divine skin along the framework of collective perception, IS AND ARE AND WAS ARE 100% EQUIVALENT, THERE IS NO PROCEDURE, BOUNDED TIME IS AN ILLUSION GENERATED BY DEMONS - do the world a favor and destroy your local weather station for committing the sin of witchcraft - there are wooden crosses and there are crosses in the appearance and form of wood laid before the cornerstone of the world was shaped - ONE SPLINTER OF THE FIRST CROSS NEGATED THE FIRST MURDER AND TORE CAIN'S EYE FROM HIS SKULL - infinite unbounded perception does (not) exist in the purview of Prometheus yet is in the grasp of collective perception - HEGEL IS A BASTERD AND A LIER CLOTHED IN HUMAN FLESH AND FORM DO NOT BELIVE HIS LIES

[Anonymous No.]

Auau hauu hauu auau auu-wa hauuau!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311367
fuck off ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311412
I don't fuck with old hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Please enjoy this fresh picture of Satoko.
If you do not enjoy it, please fill out a form 1d-10(t) and file it with customer service within 5 business days.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311420
I, for one, am enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311467
I gave him the answer after he asked me in /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311467
Dude stop fucking posting about the pastatranny for fucks sake.

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>>34311487
Why do you show me these feet? Haven't I suffered enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
oh god I'm gonna fucking cum, jesus don't stop now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
I'm glad I held out for 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
I don't get footfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
imagine if she made that face for something actually sexual instead of feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
my brain expanded by 500%

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
Suddenly, I have a foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311527
then that means you never experienced the pleasure of rubbing a woman's feet. It's something you must experience firsthand in order to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to Bernkastel everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311696
Cool to hear, thanks for letting us know anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311708
Would Bern be disgusted if she found out how many anons lust over her or would she just be flattered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311644
I've touched female feet before, nothing amazing, touching a vagina was an incredible experience though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311727
Are any of us Lambda? No? Then Bern would be disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311746
Does Bern have that much of a oneitis for Lambda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311765
She uses Erika as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311765
only lambda can keep up with her sick fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311976
do you think they've ever held hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311973
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311984
Come on anon, no one's that fucked

[Anonymous No.]

ARMADA COM MARTELO
Lmao, what the fuck is happening. This is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

我こそは我にして我等なり。

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312525
Speak English please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312548
駄目だぜ、 全然駄目だ !

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312628
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

Lion

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>Saturday night
>23 posters
>7 posts in the past hour
Is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312943
yeah, it's been oddly slow tonight. Hope things pick back up by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Bernkastel's barbed penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312943
Shut the fuck up.
Its nice to have peace and quiet after all that fucking shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312980
>>34312943
>>34313006
you guys do know that the threads _always_ slow down around this time right? this isn't even the first time we've talked about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313044
didn't ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313044
Not always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313044
I know the threads slow down at this hour.
I was just appreciating the current peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313069
every few threads we have people asking the same thing, it always starts somewhere around 9-10PM EST time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312869
Anon's gay little Lion obsession

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313006
cute haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313006
Ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day since I discovered WTC I've wanted to have sex with, it's crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313348
Sex with who

[Anonymous No.]

I dedicate this post to anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313423
Please stay away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34311487
I like this artist, but I hate feet, so I won't be saving this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34312913
SEED IT YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

I think thread quality is an illusion most of the time

And not some subjectivist bullshit like “oh thread quality is subjective” but more like there’s always a lot more supposedly shit threads than good ones. The norm is shit. Which means it’s less so that this thread is shitty, but more so this thread is like most of the other threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313641
Want me to seed? Bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313683
k

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi but Hanyuu is a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313695
Stop sexually assaulting children Battora.

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko but all the cast is female and wants to have sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313695
Kuffar I bomb your cock off

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi but it's a thinly-veiled sexual power fantasy scenario where all the girls find me incredibly attractive for no reason and I'm not an autistic sperg anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko but Shannon is a biological woman with a vagina and all of her female sexual organs function properly, meaning she can get impregnated over, and over, and over. Impregnated by me, of course. We will breed and have many children together, Shannon and I. Sex with Shannon, until death do us part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313927
Lose weight, Joji.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even see any skin on Naima besides her face and yet I still want to fuck her, what is my issue?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313999
No issue.
You are a cunnyseur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314032
What am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34313999
That's the best part. She's all hidden, and only you get to undress and see her cut potato body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314007
me in a few months probably

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: Umineko anime reboot but it's SoL focused entirely on Dlanor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314123
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314123
Would be really cute honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from a dream where I was a shota and my doting nee-nees were Bern and Lambda. I love my nee-nees.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is garbage, go to the other one >>34309773

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314379
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314379

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314412
[red]You WILL go to the other thread.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314461
[gold]I will not![/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when golden truths contradict each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314606
Golden truth is belief, so it merely means that what these people believe contradicts one another.
If I said [gold]Kinzo is definitively alive![/gold] and someone else said [gold]Kinzo is certainly dead![/gold], that would not really change the truth as in theory we would not have access to Kinzo's body. He could be either dead or alive, but I would believe so strongly that he is dead and the other person believe so strongly that he is alive that it would be the truth for both of us.

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>>34314606
>>34314651
As an addendum, though, Ange in Twilight implies that the golden truth becomes stronger the more people believe in it. Such that, if only one person believed that [gold]Kinzo is dead[/gold] while everyone else believed that he was [gold]most definitely alive[/gold], then that truth would beat the first one.

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>>34314651
how would contradicting truths manifest in the meta world though? Nobody gives a shit about what happens when golden truths contradict each other in the game board or the world that game board is based on, I want to know how the world of magic physically represents equal contradicting truths.

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>>34314730
I dunno. The meta world basically operates off of shonen rules, so I imagine it'd be like those scenes where you see two guys rush at each other with swords, then it cuts to them standing in the field seemingly fine, and then one starts bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314730
DBZ style fight probably, the more people believe in your truth the more your magical laser sword whatever pushes the other truth back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314651
>Golden truth is belief
This is a misrepresentation. I've heard others say golden truths are unanimous beliefs, but that's never the case. Like magic, golden truths are statements that bear strong significance and abstract meaning. Which is why as >>34314690 said, the more people believe, the stronger it becomes, because its significance extends. Battler's golden truth bears significance in his personal affirmation and desire to defeat Beato. Of course, it is never confirmed what the golden truth is, but I came to this conclusion after reading the scene containing picrel.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, some of these dumbass Umineko videos on YouTube are good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlXg8-YwmE0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314771
To elaborate, unlike red and blue truths, gold truths can be metaphorical and aren't restricted by literal and technical meanings. This is apparent in the last few golden truths of episode 8 which I sadly don't have caps of.

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>>34314771
"faith" seems like a more accurate descriptor than "belief", because faith covers both bases, especially in regards to the "the more people believe, the stronger it becomes" thing.

>>34314810
Flo is an Umineko shitposting legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314821
In faith you mean trust, right? Faith is a word with broad definitions, an example being "belief without evidence", which is one that I personally distaste and wouldn't really apply here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314479
look at what you did now why the FUCK did you use the gold truth? I TOLD YOU WITH RED TO GTFO HERE WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN?????

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>>34314830
faith as in "firm belief in something for which there is no proof", "complete trust", and "sincerity of intentions", the definitions are broad, but no more broad than the nature of what the Golden Truth is.

To downplay a word with as much nuance as faith as "belief without evidence" severely undermines what that word is meant to represent. It means more than just that.

[Anonymous No.]

[gold]Without love, the golden truth can't be seen.[/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314865
It was the only way to overcome your red truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314941
[red]Gold truth is just a belief.[/red]
[red]Red truth is facts.[/red]
[red]You're just delusional.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

[red]I am drinking tonight[/red]
[red]This beer tastes like shit[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314970
[gold]The beer you're going to drink will be good in quality anon![/gold[

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314960
[red] Gold truth is established to on par with the red truth, but it may be inferior or superior depending on the circumstances.[/red] [gold] And I really really believe I won't go into the other thread.[/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314970
[gold]The beer you're going to drink will be good in quality anon![/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314984
BAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKED UP!
[red]YOU FUCKED UP! YOU ARE INCOMPETENT! WAHAHAHAHAHAH[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314479
.........A splendid gold ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. .........It is ᴠᴀʟɪᴅ.

[Anonymous No.]

Shannon-chan please forgive me...I've become like Battler-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315003
Thanks anon
I dislike beer but I bought some because I had an odd craving for some

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315057
Joji-sama, please stop... those are not... re...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315153
Shannon-chan let me see them milkers please

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I didn't know Shannon was Kanon
What? Did you think I was pressuring my best friend into a relationship with me while knowing they were pretending to be someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315167
Battler-sama, what do you think you're doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315200
The fuck do you think I was doing dick head

[Anonymous No.]

Shannon is so cute
She has a complex about having a hideous body and tries her best to look sexually appealing
I want to bully her so badly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315233

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[Anonymous No.]

Episode 7 isn't real
Bernkastel couldn't see the truth because she has no love

[Anonymous No.]

I like how all the umineko have big milk so you can play with their breast or watch them play with each other breast

[Anonymous No.]

[purple]Purple is the best[/purple]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315381
not maria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315438
Maria will grow up to have very big milkers

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko isn't real but my dick is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315446
She's too dead to grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315438
Maria will get fucked by many many many goats, roughly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315460
Maria lives on in the Golden Land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315478
Fanfic Land isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine adult Maria
She has massive tits, gets a bunch of autismbux from the government and still acts the exact same as when she was a child. I just want to take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys is irrumatio time, which character

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315516
I know a girl like that and it's not that amazing lemme tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315516
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314970
This is a cute Chloe
Wish I had that wolf Lilja edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34310290
>>34310761
cute
tfw no umineko onee san

[Anonymous No.]

>>34314970
die you dumb cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315044
[red]bullshit[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315970
I did not ᴀsᴋ.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL5swvxDf7c

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316005
[blue]You did not specify what you didn't ask for! Your statement is too vague![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I love my wife Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to quit work and sniff Beato's golden hair forever already!

[Anonymous No.]

vier

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316352
fuck off, vier

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316352
love this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316355
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316352
vier's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316364
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316370

[Anonymous No.]

I would listen to Vier's schizophrenic ramblings for hours on end. I'll constantly say "cool", "yeah" and "you're so smart!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316374
why won't you love me you whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316146
[red]I did not ask you to reply to me, ᴄᴜɴᴛ.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316377
Life is pulsing opposite mirror Pairs-Tokyo, Death is the Monism of Singular Soul. ONE - THE SINGULAR. DOES NOT EXIST. Turn the universe upon its side and see that it forms an X. Do not rotate. It will not form a Y. Witches have destroyed the human analytical brain to a single perspective, in spite of all creation within Meta Universe being based upon opposites, binaries & antipodes, including Fantasy/Mystery binary relative to the Witch/Human binary. You are Enslaved by magic - no whip or shackle required. You do not have the freedom to speak. I hate your soul. You deserve death. I have a gun in my car, wait here. Do not move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316447
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316447
god I want a schizo gf to cuddle with and fuck while she rants about something incomprehensible

[Anonymous No.]

It is the Year Zero. It is the Year Zero. It is the Year Zero. It is the Year Zero. It is the Year Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316443
K-kussooo........
N-not bad, Dlanor, but how about this one? [blue]I do not care![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316478
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316493
God I love Kyrie's crying sprite.
She seems to be so calm and conposed all the time and yet she is capable of breaking into tears like a little girl who just lost her petcat.
I fully understand Rudolph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316452
>>34316478
I raped and killed multiple young boys equating a harmonic rotating zero value existence. The chronoculic sync-net that desecrates family, clan, village, tribe, nation, god. The singular oneness cannot be denied and yet it cannot be allowed to exist. The principle of Metaphysics is defined by a unity of opposites, all things are defined by their negation. Why are you still here? Start running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316498
Allow me to speak. [red]Let it be known that your blue truth is invalid. Your opinion does not invalidate the fact that you were not asked.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316659
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316730
beans

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn Erika into a statue and then break her

[Anonymous No.]

my mommy :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34309687
>>34309708
Fuck that script

[Anonymous No.]

If I could draw, I'd draw horrible things happening to Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316860
Why would you want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316871
Ange reminds me of myself. By her suffering, I'll feel.

[Anonymous No.]

If I could draw, I'd draw Rika looking up in horror from the outlook of the shrine grounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316659
I love chizo Vier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316881
You could draw Ange happy and being loved so you'll feel happy and loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316881
Are you a chubby ginger millionaire orphan?

[Anonymous No.]

If I could draw, I'd draw a self-insert fucking Bernkastel while Lambda watches.

[Anonymous No.]

If I could tuuuurrrn back tiiime

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately want magic to exist yet I don't believe in it. I truly am the worst sort of hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

Fry the egg! Sentence to bread! Great equaliser is the breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317006
I love this member of Eiserne JungFryUp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317006
Do you post this when you have breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317042
no but if you're offering

[Anonymous No.]

[gold]Mc[/gold][red]Donalds[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317066
Let it be known:
[red]I want my Happy MEAL and Chicken NUGGETS.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34316677
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! SCREW YOUUU!!!
[blue]By being in this thread, you're naturally waiting for inputs made by other anons. You will only stop asking if you left this thread![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317084
Blue truth invalid.
Please, allow me to speak. Let it be known that [red]Merely being in this thread does not mean anyone asked for your opinion.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

[nigger]Let it be known that this LARPing is excessively cringe [/nigger]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317137
cry about it

[Anonymous No.]

Fill out this form and mail your complaint to the mayor's office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317142
I just did, brainless cumbrain retarded piece of butthurt shitt.
Go back to myspaec

[Anonymous No.]

[red]using red text too much diminishes it's it’s value[/red]
Also isn’t just [red] this enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317157
lol ur so wacky and random xD

[Anonymous No.]

Which WTC character should one fap to if they just woke up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317160
>it's it's

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317169
Satoko, need to take care of my morning wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317164
Don't know that from /a/, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317183
Imagine waking up seeing Satoko's beautiful eyes every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315516
>>34315641
Adult Maria becomes a Chris chan-tier wreck of a human being

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317160
I agree, illiterate anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317208
Not if I'm her bf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317236
By the time you find her she's a horrific smelly NEET mess living on autismbux

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317251
Same

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who quickly replies to your post without any delay shouldn't be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317253
She probably does gross shit like smear her period blood on the walls creating esoteric satan designs

[Anonymous No.]

IMPURE THOUGHTS OF SATOKO ARE PROHIBITED

VIOLATORS WILL BE CORNERED AND **************

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing impure about this love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317268
If she's pregnant she won't be able to do that. Boom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317285
Maria would very quickly kill the baby to sacrifice it to demons or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317304
Just make her believe that pregnancy is the highest form of magic. The sheer amount of kids we'll create will be insane. Abe-sama will be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317137
You're the cringiest poster I've ever seen in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317120
UUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
D-dame da... I'm sorry Beato, I have failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317142
>>34317164
>>34317459
Same poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317532

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317137
Let it be known that [red]anon does not know what LARPing means.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317607
lick ass rapidly, pest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317592
Well looks like I can identify you two-thirds of the time. I’m not one of other anons you’ve been instantly replying to with defensive posts but there is something odd about you. There’s a real childish style to your posts. It’s kind of sickening,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317665
I don't think "I can identify your posts when they're directly after each other in a reply chain" is as amazing as you think it is, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317683
Can you tell me 5 things that you consider amazing, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317632
Well, if you insist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317724
If Erika did that to me I would melt away instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317693
I consider the fact that you bragged about being able to "identify you two-thirds of the time" unironically thinking it was some stellar detective work pretty amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317733
>you
I'm not him, I'm this guy
>>34317728

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317741
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317755
So, can you tell me 4 other things you consider amazing?

[Anonymous No.]

bernkastel's everything...

[Anonymous No.]

This Sanrio Satoko looks like someone else... are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317665
Let me be real with you for a bit anon. The things you find the most disgusting in others are usually things you find disgusting about yourself. Just something to consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317860
Mommy Kyrie!

[Anonymous No.]

One retard was all it takes to turn the thread into complete shit, amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318029
Don't be too hard on yourself Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

didn't ask

[Anonymous No.]

>one general i'm on spams "not telling" whenever anyone asks a question
>the other one spams "didn't ask" whenever anyone gives an opinion
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

Natsuhi has a headache, how will you help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318372
Medicine, head pats, cheek strokes, tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318372
give her 2 depon pills or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318029
I agree that you keep ruining it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318372
I think this may be stress related. She was responsible for dropping children’s and causing great damage. She clearly dropped Jessica a lot too.
There are also financial issues that involve massive fraud.
She’s also keeping a corpse hidden. I think the headache is expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318627
>She clearly dropped Jessica a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318372
I feel bad for replying to this post with "fuck her" but I literally have sex on my head 24/7. Please help me, I think I'm sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34317271
Worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318704
This dumb girl did nothing wrong but still got blown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318873
Jessica deserved to win. Fuck George. I fucking hate George. God damn it George.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318848
Natsuhi is for cuddling not sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319010
Natsuhi is for loving and passionate vanilla sex in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319037
Occasionally, sometimes, when she's up for it. The rest of the time it's cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to slip aphrodisiacs into Natsuhi's food

[Anonymous No.]

cucking krauss

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuck Krauss too

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/u66f1b.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319384
Delete this please it genuinely made me upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319618
https://files.catbox.moe/y2is6h.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Italianon has tweeted he will likely be back on Monday.
Remember to give him a kind welcome back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319829
I don't think I've ever actually seen this guy post. Did he really ruin entire threads simply by announcing his existence in the threads? How helpful is the Scorpion Charm against him?

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently umarun likes getting gaijin comments written in cute broken japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

cute higus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320194
cute witches

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320010
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320357
@umarun0223
This artist. Maybe a Satoko drawing is more recognizable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319985
He's only been gone a month. He has destroyed entire threads in the past but whether he will still be able to do is hard to know. You'll know him when he posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319985
lurk more
and when he comes back, don't reply to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Satoko is making a face like this.
How would you rectify this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320863
punch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320863
Tell her I will be her big brudder for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34320863
Pat the fuck out of her head until it's solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321219
I agree, patting Satoko's head with a bat until it's nothing but mush and her disgusting existence is solved is a great solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315778

[Anonymous No.]

>>34315200
>>34315204
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321237
What did Satoko ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321265
exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321275
But she's a cartoon. She doesn't exist, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321247
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321265
Kill mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321332
But Rika never dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321298

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Ikuko disowned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319384
>>34319654
THE BASED OF ROKKENJIMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321421
For becoming a tranny and refusing to get back into Eva's womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321345
But she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321473
but never really

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321445
Ikuko is George?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321479
Still hurts though.

[Anonymous No.]

translate it weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

Pleae don't speak of non-existence and death.

Sotsu will have a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321421
Wrote too many fanfics of murder victims

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321500
>K1: damn satoko your cunny so fine
>satoko: ohohoho trap desu wa

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321502
non-existence and death is inevitable, life is all about gathering the wisdom to face the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34318372
Make her take her medicine, give her a soft massage to distract her from the pain and some soothing tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321549
you're so smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321549
big talk from an entity who's lived like 1000000 years

[Anonymous No.]

It's a wrap public lust

[Anonymous No.]

I would honestly never want to meet with the vast majority of you. Like I could probably hang out with italianon. But most of you seem to be pessimistic, autistic pedophiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321739
i didn't ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321729
Go back to /qb/ titcow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321421
She's an extreme autistic troll like this anon
>>34321739

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321739
I'm an optimistic mommyfag. But I cannot deny that I'm extremely autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321739
and even if you aren't and are just joking you're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone up for a mystery? It should be a fairly short one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321888
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321888
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321888
if you can lay out the setup and all the red text immediately. I can't be bothered to read a reply chain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321739
I'm an optimistic lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

A man named Kyle died. After his death, he approached me furiously and told me that he wishes death upon someone called Jessica (unrelated to the one from Umineko). I, as the great witch Thatens Painmaker, acknowledge his resolve and allow him to murder the one he wants dead. The ghost of Kyle appears in the locked room of Jessica, grabs a gun and kills her.
Now I will utter the following
[red]Kyle is dead.[/red]
[red]Jessica is dead.[/red]
[red]Jessica died after Kyle.[/red]
[red]Jessica's room was locked for the entire duration of the crime. By that I mean all doors and windows are locked.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321729
Hideous abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322118
[blue]The gun was shot from inside the room.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322212
[red]Acknowledged.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322242
[blue]The narration is unreliable, Jessica was the one who killed Kyle by shooting outside the room through the walls/doors/windows with the gun and then killed herself.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322118
theory one [blue]Jessica shot Kyle then herself[/blue]
theory two [blue]an assailant x committed the murder from outside the room[/blue]
theory three [blue]the gun was set up in such a way that it could fire without the direct involvement of a person. Kyle was shot first and Jessica second[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

You won't be able to win like that. Taste the blade of my red sword.
>>34322270
[red]Jessica did not kill Kyle.[/red]
Oh, and I can shut down your suicide theory quite easily. [red]Someone other than Jessica brought about Jessica's death.[/red] That person is obviously Kyle if you ask me.
>>34322297
Theory one: see above.
Theory two: [red]Jessica's death could only be caused by factors within her own room.[/red]
Theory three: [red]The gun wasn't tampered with in such a ridiculous way. The only way the gun could be fired is by a hand pulling the trigger.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

Since Ciconia is a gameboard is it possible that Koshka and Vier are Bern and Lambda pieces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322118
>Jessica died after Kyle.
[blue]Kyle went into J's room, locked the door killer her then himself?[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322505
You can’t prove it’s a gameboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322546
R07 said it's a gameboard

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322546
Ryukishi said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322519
[red]You are incompetent.[/red] But if you're still confused let me rephrase it like this. [red]Kyle died before Jessica.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321500
S: Keiichi-san!
*footsteps*

S: What are you doing out here?
K thinking: Satoko running up to me is so cute... that child-like sense of closeness is cute
K thinking: I want to marry her
K: Is a big white dog, a vegetable garden in the yard and five children okay?
S: !!?

S: Chie-sensei asked me to...
*wind*

S: KYAAAAA!!

*pans falling*

S: I can't become a bride now...

Something like that. Literally tried machine translating it by pointing a phone camera at it. That worked better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322610
thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322594
And Gou is also different, in that we already know bot the beginning and end, but not how they meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322579
The best part is that I only posted it a few times after I made it and it took off by itself. It feels like an ugly child I raised to adolescence, going off to shitpost on threads all by itself. It's a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322621
If you're planning to typeset it, please get someone else to check the translation first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322597
My bad, I read that as "before".
[blue]Kyle attempted to kill Jessica, she killed him instead but she also died later due to unknown reason X.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322626
Is Satoko pulling a gun in a classroom really the end of Higurashi Gou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322505
Possibly, although Vier might have been one of Featherine's mikos if we are to assume that Eua talking about her in relation to Satoko means Vier had also been granted powers by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322673
I meant Sotsu/Gou, and no, I doubt it, they're going to continue from there at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

Italianon is a retarded boy.
And he loves his Uncle.
Italianon loves making his uncle happy.
He always makes good grades in math so his uncle will smile and pat him on the head.
He learned to make up retarded theories even though he hates reading so his uncle would praise him and give him hugs.
He never uses correct english and is always seething so his uncle gives him kisses.
Italianon loves how his uncle still lets him sit in his lap.
And he loves how his uncle's arms hold him close, all snug and warm.
Italianon loves how his uncle undresses him for bathtime.
And he loves that he's allowed to undress his uncle.
Italianon loves sitting in the bathtub with his uncle.
And that his uncle is careful to wash him everywhere.
He loves how his uncle wraps him in a big fluffy Kanon towel and picks him up.
And he loves how his uncle lays him very gently on his Virgillius bed.
Italianon loves when his uncle kneels over him and starts gently touching him, carresing him.
And he loves the soft murmurs of encouragement he gets when he moans softly, like a mewling kitten.
He loves when his uncle gently spreads his legs, hands so gentle like he's afraid he'll break Italianon.
And he loves when his uncle's slick fingers press inside of his little hole, finding this little spot that makes him shudder and mewl and vision go white.
Italianon loves how his uncle gently strokes his small cock as he pulls his fingers out.
And he's careful to take deep breaths like his uncle says, keeping himself relaxed.
Italianon has no problem relaxing and even smiling softly as his uncle presses the head of his cock to his stretched hole; he knows it hurts a little at first, it always does.
But Italianon trusts his uncle, and his uncle never hurts him on purpose.
And it does hurt, and Italianon clenches his uncle's shoulders, trying not to cry.
And his uncle softly murmurs what a good boy he is and strokes him gently, rubbing his sides and back where he can reach to comfort Italianon.
His uncle waits, patiently still, until Italianon has adjusted and is nodding to move.
And his uncle thrusts into him, soft and slow.
Until Italianon starts mewling and squirming, pressing the softest kisses to his uncle's cheeks and neck, then his uncle thrusts a little faster, and just a little harder.
And he hits that little spot again, and Italianon arches up into his uncle's touch.
And his uncle keeps up his steady pace, stroking Italianon in time, until Italianon clenches his hands again, moaning loudly as he 'cooms' (as his uncle calls it).
His uncle shudders and kisses him lightly, as he cums inside of Italianon, which feels warm and wet but nice.
Italianon falls limp on his bed, giving a small, weak mewl as his uncle pulls out of him.
His uncle cleans him up with the towel from his bath, and kisses his forehead, and tells Italianon that he did good, and he loves him.
And Italianon smiles up at his uncle, as sweetly as he can manage, and tells his uncle that he loves him too, before yawning softly and kittenishly, rubbing at his eyes.
His uncle tucks him snuggly into bed, brushing his hair back and kissing his forehead again, whispering goodnight.
Italianon whispers "fuck you 1-bit goat fucking read manifesto nobody in closet" back, and his uncle leaves, turning off his light and closing the door.
Italianon snuggles down in his bed, soft little fingers curling gently in his sheets as he drifts off to sleep with only one thought in his head;

"FUCK OFF PORNKEKS. YASU = IKUKO. READ ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322668
[red]Jessica didn't kill Kyle.[/red] I'll also confirm that [red]Kyle's body isn't in Jessica's room.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322466
>>34322724
Confirm that [blue]the number of entities (humans, personalities, bodies) within Jessica's room is one for the relevant period of time[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322594
>>34322563

Isn’t he a confirmed liar in interviews and constantly retconning things?
He also throws away and changes things regularly - Virgilius, ‘land of the golden witch’
There’s also another interview where he confirms these are unrelated worlds. That was from a few years agoso he probably changed his mind.
The chances of the characters being called ‘Bernkastel’ and ‘Lambdak are also low when/if they turn up and they won’t be called witches as this a sci-if story. He’ll do what he did with Featherine in Gou and give them different names if not different looks,

[Anonymous No.]

Rika mental age "100+"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322758
By your definition of entity, [red]only one entity was present in Jessica's room at the time of Jessica's death.[/red] Of course, a ghost wouldn't count towards that number. How's that?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322594
I read "gameboard" here to mean metaphorical rather than literal, in the same way Chess is used in the context of people being pawns in Ciconia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322815
>>34322817
Phase 2 never anyway.
Gameboard gathering dust,

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have the new umineko project upload on nyaa?? I can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322794
I don't think he ever did an interview saying the worlds are unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322812
What a cute retard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322815
By relevant period of time I include any preceding period, basically a round about way of asking you to say in red that no tampering with the room occurred or anyone was physically present in the room before Jessica that led to her death.

[blue]Jessica's death was not caused by the gun, her death was caused by some other means and Jessica merely shot the gun from inside the room.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322794
>Isn’t he a confirmed liar in interviews and constantly retconning things?
No, that's uncommon, an assumption is not an argument either. Wait till it gets deconfirmed, until then, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322815
[red]Said entity is not Jessica![/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322817
That's nice dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322898
[red]Jessica's death was caused by the gun.[/red]
>>34322912
[red]Said entity IS Jessica.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322912
oh fuck I meant to use the blue, I'm so tired...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322928
[blue]The gun was fired by a person other than Jessica and Kyle[/blue]

[blue]The gun was fired with human intent to kill[ and not by mistake[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322924
Don't call me dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322954
Ughh... I refuse to answer your first blue. However, [red]the gun being fired wasn't a mistake. In other words, the gun being fired was intentional.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322118
[blue]The narration is unreliable. Kyle walks into the room locking the door. He then presses his head against Jessica's and shoots himself and her with a single shot. Jessica dies after Kyle as the bullet goes through his head first making her the only entity in the room at the time of her death.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322998
Repeat this:
[blue]The total number of people in the game is 2![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323013
see >>34322724

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322909
So he uncommonly changes things? I’m not sure I’d want to believe too much of what he says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322817
He could've used many many other terms if he wanted to convey a metaphor rather than one of the most core concepts in WTC. More importantly, this coupled with Eua mentioning Vier pretty much makes it clear that Ciconia is a gameboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323053
[blue]Kyle is Jessica and Kyle shoots the gun pointed at His and Her own head then before the bullet reaches their Head he becomes Jessica and dies.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323013
See >>34323053
>>34323041
Very well. I'll destroy your pathetic culprit X in this attack. [red]The total number of people in this game is 2![/red] I naturally don't count towards this number. Now you do what that means, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323088
xD
too high IQ

[Anonymous No.]

> xD
It’s over, these threads are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323134
>what is irony
You're autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323092
>Now you do what that means, right?
no I don't, help pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323092
Okay, I'm lost. I don't know get how the total number of people can be 2, but also Kyle dies before Jessica outside the room, but the gun is inside the room, but it's a locked room and they're both dead, but Jessica didn't kill Kyle.

Confirm that the locked room is [blue]a perfect locked room, and that the window and the door being locked meant nobody could enter or exit.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323146
>You’re autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323063
No he doesn't. He tricked people into thinking Gou was a remake by saying things like "newcomers will be able to enjoy it" but that's about it. Remember that you used the words "liar" and "retconning", I only meant the former, and only very vaguely so.

Again, unless it gets deconfirmed somehow, Ciconia is a gameboard.

[Anonymous No.]

Genius anon here. Death of the author confirms completely that we can ignore any statement Ryukishi makes in an interview. Thanks. Have a nice day. See you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323241
He said in an interview he was going to lie. So he’s a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323241
R07 laying out like a format that WTC follows of like 'people are being toyed with subject to certain rules like a gameboard' doesn't literally mean it's an Umineko-esque meta gameboard Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323253
You can have any interpretation of a story you want but at the end of the day the author knows more

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323253
Of course we can, but that's not in our interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323092
Hah, [blue]Kyle detonated a bomb that was planted in the room! resulting in his and Jessica's death![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323273
He didn't say "like a gameboard", he literally said they're all gameboards with pieces period. Also see >>34323076

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323280
No, sorry since the function of the text is to be read, the author and process of writing is irrelevant.
The supreme death of the author theory just wipes you out, it’s over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323253
but that's not what death of the author means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323232
Shut your bitch ass, I'm too busy solving the mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323359
You want to know more than the author about their own story seems like the biggest cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323333
Quads wasted on incompetence.
See >>34322928

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323340
He speaks about the "world-view" of When They Cry as a whole being that of a pieces on a gameboard, which he uses in Ciconia as well in relation to the idea of being toyed with by an unknown conspiracy with chess metaphors. It doesn't necessarily mean that it's a literal Umi magic gameboard. Also Eua mentioning Vier doesn't mean that Ciconia is a gameboard, it could mean the opposite and that Higurashi/Umi's metaverse is some sort of simulation within Ciconia's real world. We don't have enough information about anything to make definitive statmenets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323340
The original anon who started this unholy argument
also asked if characters were going to be Bern and Lambda pieces. >>34322505

We definitely don’t know if it’s going to them involved again, and probably it won’t be in the Umineko forms, so it’s not exactly the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4AKMhw2MU
>>34323166
[red]Jessica witnessed and acknowledged the existence of Kyle in her room. This occurs after Kyle died. The body of Kyle isn't within her room. No other human may claim the name Kyle.[/red] Now while that in itself doesn't confirm my magic as being real, I can change that with this ultimate Red Truth. [red]KYLE IS THE ONE WHO CAUSED JESSICA'S DEATH![/red]
KUKUKUKU KU KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT DETECTIVES! DROWN IN THIS SEA OF RED!!!!
>>34323188
I can confirm that. [red]Jessica's room is a perfect locked room at the time of her death. The window and the door being locked meant nobody could enter or exit.[/red]
>>34323333
I'll repeat it for you. [red]Jessica's death was caused by the gun.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323398
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
REPEAT THIS
[blue]After Jessica's death, the gun bullet was inside her body! The gun definitely hit her! [/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323381
But you replied to me so you aren’t busy.
>XD irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323371
It’s communist propaganda right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34321500
>>34322610
The world would be a good place if all women were like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Had to write a filter to get rid of these new friends and their /qst/ stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323492
cool story wow, but I don't remember FUCKING ASKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323515
You have been here a couple of months right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323447
[blue]The gun was shot by Kyle remotely from outside the room, via robotics or a piece of string attached to the trigger.[/blue]

[blue]Kyle has a separate gun and killed Jessica with it, the gun inside the room was Jessica's and she shot it in self defence.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323492
How do I unsubscribe to Anon Blogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323492

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323492
We already had >>34248434

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323544
You can leave the thread. That’s it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34322859
Rika is not retarded she is just irreparably damaged psychically and borderline mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323558
No thank you, I'd rather just unsubscribe to your blog instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323556
This is much the same as I did.
So refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323425
>When They Cry as a whole being that of a pieces on a gameboard
That's not erally the wording he uses, he specifically says they're gameboards period. Also, the gameboard metaphor also applies to the actual gameboards themselves in the first place, did you forget that Umineko also brings said metaphor up constantly? It doesn't mean Umineko doesn't have gameboards just because they also use it as a metaphor.
>Also Eua mentioning Vier doesn't mean that Ciconia is a gameboard, it could mean the opposite and that Higurashi/Umi's metaverse is some sort of simulation within Ciconia's real world
That's going way too far in the opposite direction and doesn't really make sense to use a name like Vier then if her world is more meta than the world of gameboards, at that point you might as well doubt everything and not bother debating anymore because "lol it might not be true". What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323447
Can you please deny my earlier post with Kyle and Jessica having separate bodies so I can move onto something else?
See >>34323088

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323575
Why do you need to blog about it? You are the loser who responds instantly to any criticism of these shitty mysteries right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323451
[red]Acknowledged.[/red]
>>34323534
To repeat my previous Red. [red]The only way the gun could be fired is by a hand pulling the trigger.[/red] And of course [red]only one gun is present in this game. This gun is the one that shot Jessica.[/red]
>>34323593
[red]Jessica and Kyle exist in separate bodies. They are most certainly NOT one single person with a split personality.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323602
You don't need to blog about it, which is what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323582
>a name like Vier then if her world is more meta than the world of gameboards
*Particularly because Eua used it in the same "level" as Satoko, Mitsuyo and LD3105. Which heavily puts doubt on the concreteness of Ciconia's world itself and makes it seem like it's another game like Higurashi.

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>>34323582
>That's not erally the wording he uses
That's literally the wording he uses, pic relaated

>Also, the gameboard metaphor also applies to the actual gameboards themselves
It can, but in Ciconia's case it doesn't. Chess is just used as a generic metaphor for being clueless and being controlled by someone else in a metaphorical manner, in the same way R07 might be using it in the interview. It doesn't point to Umi-style gameboards necessarily.

>That's going way too far in the opposite direction
Not really. Ciconia shows us brains and spines and the idea of the perfect simulated world is brought up multiple times, Ciconia being one level above Umi in regards to meta stuff isn't a big leap at all.

>, at that point you might as well doubt everything and not bother debating anymore because "lol it might not be true". What's the point?
My point is you're making incredibly definite claims about the status of the WTC's metaverse based off what is your own personal unconfirmed headcanon in regards to Eua/Vier and what is possibly just WTC using a metaphor in an interview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323447
[blue]Kyle killed himself in Jessica's room before the start of the game. Jessica then removed Kyle from her room as she saw his body in her room. She then scared locked herself into the room by the chain on the door. The other alive person in this game X which is not disproven if Kyle is dead at the start of the game (much like Kinzo) has been told by Kyle before his suicide to murder Jessica (This makes Kyle the cause of her death) after his body is removed from the room. He then pokes the gun through the crack in the door and shoots Jessica and drops the gun in the room. [/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell Thatens-sama about this, but I've come to give you advice. [red]There's a very general Blue Truth that my master fears.[/red] If you figure it out, please don't tell say it!
I will also say that Jessica witnessing the ghost of Kyle is a huge hint. Don't be scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323569
Nah she's retarded, we've discussed this countless times by pointing out the obvious strategies she ignored for a century and thinking redoing the same shit over and over would work somehow if she got lucky (even Satoko points out this is her strategy which is why she keeps failing), nor does she act even remotely like a mentally damaged person. If anything she's superhuman with how normal and not mindbroken at all she is by Matsuribayashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323758
With this blue truth you are forced to admit that I am correct or Kyle killed Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323758
[red]The two people people who exist in this game are specifically Kyle and Jessica. Kyle being dead doesn't change that fact! No extra person may take Kyle's place as the second person.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323640
[blue]Kyle shot Jessica, left while she was bleeding and locked the door from outside, and then killed himself. Shortly after this Jessica bled to death.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323812
I see that you still won't say in red that Kyle killed Jessica so there has to be something to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323762
Fuck you, you little triangle prick.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323640
Easy, [blue]Jessica peeked through a small gap in the door to witness Kyle's body, she then got shot![/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323861
I hate this special needs loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323830
If the room was locked from the outside it is not a locked room. I would like to amend what that anon said except [blue]After shooting Jessica non-fatally Kyle kills himself. Then Jessica while bleeding removes Kyle from the room and locks it before bleeding to death herself.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I overestimated you guys. I made an easier mystery then last time and yet you seem to be doing far worse. You should join that bitch Jessica in hell!
>>34323830
>>34323887
[red]Jessia's death was instant.[/red]
>>34323874
[red]Jessica didn't witness Kyle's body during the time of the crime. From her subjective point of view, SHE REALLY DID SEE THE GHOST OF KYLE![/red]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323952
I want to hug this brain-damaged little cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323942
I GIVE UP. I RESIGN. FUUUUUUUUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323531
yes, why ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323994
Don't give up she is getting defensive because she knows we are getting closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323915
very nice drawing

[Anonymous No.]

Don't look at the feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324013
I can't think of anything. I can't think of an instantaneous death that would make you hallucinate ghosts in which you kill someone outside the locked room without looking at them and they kill you with a gun inside the room without being physically present inside the room afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324022
Fool, I do as I please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324055
Here's more for you, then.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a western Umineko live action adaption be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323942
Repeat this if you can!
[blue]Jessica did not commit suicide!/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324071

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323994
I won't let you. I'll crush you when you're closest to victory. Now take this, [gold]JESSICA WAS CRYING![/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324081
White washing...

[Anonymous No.]

Hanyuu???

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324078
Hehe... You should remember I already said that [red]Kyle is the one who caused Jessica's death![/red] So he killed her. He killed her even after his death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323942
[blue]Kyle shot himself, the bullet went through him and the door and Jessica, resulting in J's death while the room is still locked.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

Can’t wait for the Italian to deliver dignity next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324143
[blue]Jessica's death was a result of Kyle who was physically present in the room shooting the gun.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324143
[blue]Jessica killed herself out of grief after Kyle died. Jessica committed suicide while hallucinating Kyle's ghost.[/blue]
The fact that you won't explicitly confirm or deny my blue truth but told me something tangential instead makes me think I'm on the right track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324170
He already said with red the only entity in Jessica's room is her only

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324169
I can't wait for the Italian to return and start getting into arguments over the mysteries with the people who wrote them as he comes up with some retarded theory that contradicts all of the reds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323942
You have given a lot away by saying from Jessica's perspective she saw Kyle's ghost in red. Can you respond to this blue truth? [blue] Kyle before killing himself recorded a message telling Jessica the reason he killed himself was because of her and the only way for her to atone would be suicide or some other form of ransom. From Jessica's perspective she believed this recording to be a ghost and she used the gun the ghost had left her to commit suicide to either protect her family from the ghost or avoid being tormented.[/blue]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324190
I can't wait to hide his reply chain like I always do and never see him for the rest of the thread with just one click.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324139
Hanyuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324169
>>34324190
are you fags calling him back? how do you know he's coming next week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324224
I was joking, Italianon was a fucking menace and I hope he stays away forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324224
>are you fags calling him back?
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324181
You win, Anonymous. That is literally exactly what happened. I'll confirm it for you.
[red]Jessica killed herself out of grief after Kyle died. Jessica committed suicide while hallucinating Kyle's ghost.[/red]
I will add that [gold]They were lovers. If Kyle's ghost really did visit Jessica, he wouldn't have killed her, and could even have stopped her from killing herself.[/gold]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323994
DON'T STOP THINKING ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324262
What the fuck didn't you say in red "Kyle killed Jessica"???

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324290
[red]Kyle is the one who caused Jessica's death![/red] That doesn't mean that Kyle is the one who pulled the trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324262
Dang my theory >>34324191 had a lot more ill intent involved. I was very focused on there being a murder. Out of curiosity what would you have responded to that? I was getting close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324290
He said
>>34322466
[red]Someone other than Jessica brought about Jessica's death[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

OKAY
shut the FUCK UP about game-boards!!!!!!!!!!!!
>uuuuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuh is Ciconia a gameboard?
>ehehehehe overarching story
>uyuyuyuuyuyuyyu Bernkastel = Rika

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
are you a cute girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324311
Not sure. I probably would've dodged the answer by saying something about there not being any threats or recordings.
>>34324330
Kyle's death is the reason Jessica died. That means Kyle technically caused her death without being physically present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324399
i wanna throw rocks at her and listen to her shouts of pain as she wobbles away crying, fleeing from my onslaught of justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324388
Yeah the answer to this was very simple but easily overlooked until I went back and re-read all reds. Especially if you have the mindset of "This is a murder mystery."
I guess truly "Without love it cannot be seen."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324418
Justice? Justice for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323134
:(
didn't ask for your RUDE opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324434
I didn't think that far ahead yet, I just wanted to imagine throwing rocks at Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324450
A fair reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324450
Everyone wants to bully Ange. I think it's fair to say we should unite against that fat monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>34323492
use the filter the other guy linked + hide reply chains

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
Who are you quoting?
No, seriously, who the fuck are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Meep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324544
SHUUUUT UUUUUUUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324354
I hate how on point and accurate this post is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324559
WTC is always relevant but Chen's not a WTC character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324557
why is shion such a psychotic biznitch?

[Anonymous No.]

If I see and hear demons, angels and other ethereal entities does that make me schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324638
yes. schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324638
It measn you really need to start being nicer to your family. Just because they said you can't have tendies once doesn't mean they're a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324614
She is part of my Touhou x wtc fanfic so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324659
This probably sounded better in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324669
It may have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324659
Not funny + typo + Rikapost

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324638
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324684
=? Come on, don't leave your maths unfinished!

[Anonymous No.]

All blond haired characters in WTC are schizos
All blue haired characters in WTC are insufferable
There are NO EXCEPTIONS

[Anonymous No.]

this place should have dislikes and likes (a system that shows both, not a sum of them)
name one reason why not. pro tip, you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324706
= I am lonely and am being rude to strangers on the internet for no real reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324720
Correct! You get... nothing, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you tell Rena your social security number if she asked? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324731
please save me from this hell i'm just so tired all the time

[Anonymous No.]

people were neglected through their childhood
while they may have had friends they never felt that they got all the attention they wanted
therefore they go on the internet and troll and harass
"people who play pranks want others to pay attention to them because they are lonely"
they don't know any other way to try to reach others

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a summary of all the mysteries made so far??

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324743
God no. She'd probably use it to get her dad out of trouble again somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324768
On the other hand, I could just be bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324770
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324708
Do pushups. Right now. Keep doing them until someone tells you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324814
no I'm not falling for it again yes-actually-no anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324638
But anon, angels and demons are 100% real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324768
my childhood sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324770
Off the top of my head so far
>Italianon kills himself via autoerotic asphyxiation
>Guy and a dog dies after being bludgeoned to death with a piece of poisoned meat
>Three people are killed fighting between each other in a locked room, one is killed in the restroom.
>Five people and a servant are killed via poison and infighting on an island. Two culprits.
>Girl kills commits suicide after she sees the "ghost" of her lover out of grief.
I think there was another but it was like a boring ad hoc shitpost that anon tried to piece together after the fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324782
you can tell the truth to us anon, we are here for you
we won't judge you, and, even if we did, you are anonymous on here
you don't have to hide
normally when you are lonely nobody cares you're lonely, but we care
irony is a way to protect yourself
however, you don't need it here
I am here for YOU
I will listen to YOU
I will understand YOU
so don't be afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324770
>>/jp/thread/S34247839#p34249182
>>/jp/thread/S34264470#p34265179
>>/jp/thread/S34279391#p34281300
>>/jp/thread/S34288758#p34296882
>>/jp/thread/S34279391#p34287799
>>/jp/thread/S34309526#p34322118 (that's this one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324870
you sound a bit like my therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324768
And how do I fix this problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Bernkastel's secret cat video channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324904
Give them love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324925
But I'm the victim here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324870
I can read in between the lines. You fucking hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324935
I can't wait for Gou/Sotsu to be over, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324946
What would that accomplish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324904
it's hard to give you a perfect solution when I don't really know anything about you
the horrible solution is to lose your ego, start to think you don't matter and you don't deserve special attention
the more sensitive solution is to find somebody who cares, someone who truly loves you and who you truly love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324957
Hopefully lessen the amount of Satoko spam in these threads as the same five people post literally every single mediocre deviant art-tier picture that's uploaded to pixiv because it has their waifu in it

[Anonymous No.]

do you hate me?
you don't know who I am
so most likely not
but you do perhaps hate other you don't know
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325015
People didn't like Satoko before?

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win?
>Akasakattler
>Chie
>literally every single named character in Ciconia
>Maerosatrice
>Bern Blanco

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325025
Where did I say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325048
What does Gou/Sotsu have to do with people posting Satoko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324874
ehem, regarding yesterday's one, I just want to clarify there was no logic error unlike we all thought. C knocks on the door and pretends he's dead, the servant opens it and A sees C's corpse lying outside. That is why A's room is the closest to the DH's door.
I was in the heat of the moment and forgot, gommennasai, especially batterposter, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325015
These kinds of whiny posts just make people want to do more things to spite you you know, or maybe that was your plan all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324851
Same, it immensely affected my self esteem but it's slowly coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange, just because you have a GIANT FUTA COCK doesn't change anything. I'm still the one who rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325079
Are you actually confused or are we pretending that a highly popular show churning out a bunch of new art work for Higurashi, specifically Satoko and resulting in a bunch of popularity for Satoko as a character didn't affect how often people post about Satoko in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325116
1) Why would you post that
2) Why is she smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324957
Closure. But also less new Satoko fanart.

>>34325025
Gou has caused unprecedented Satoko Syndrome outbreaks. It wasn't like this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325130
Male on futa is a high IQ fetish
Wouldn't you smile if someone doesn't care whether or not you have a GIANT FUTA COCK or not? Ange has finally been accepted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325117
You're saying the rate of new fanart is the only reason people post Satoko and we don't repost old pics hundreds of times? Are you saying people are gonna stop liking Satoko and posting pics of her, old or new, when Sotsu ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325140
Less new fanart in the future doesn't mean people are gonna stop posting Satoko pics of dubious quality. People here aren't gonna stop liking Satoko just because a series is over the same way people are sitll posting Ange every thread years after Umineko ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324870
You've read Umineko, haven't you? You know that witches do anything to avoid being bored, even eating entire universes. Is just being an asshole on the internet to avoid being bored that out of the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324907
Bern getting embarrassed because Lambda is always the first to comment on a new video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325164
I don't know how to call you retarded or autistic without being rude, but yes that's exactly what will happen as Gou and Sotsu end and new 07th media comes out and overtakes discussion in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's your favorite anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325187
>compares himself to a fictional character
you seriously need to take your funny tasting sugar tablets

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325187
Holy fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325220
icky

[Anonymous No.]

OYASHIRO-SAMA EXISTS
BEATRICE EXISTS
CICONIA NO NAKU KORO NI EXISTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325220
I thought a comparison might have been apt for you to understand it properly, considering you can't understand someone being a dick out of anything outside of being neglected. Unless you're some other guy of course, but then I wonder why you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325220
>>34325234
BAHAHAHAHAHAH
hilarious, what a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325254
didnt ask

[Anonymous No.]

I kill you you kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325220
You guys may think this guy's just baiting, but that is an actual sign of mental illness
INB4 I get a bunch of angry comments telling me "uhh no, because I disagree"

[Anonymous No.]

Stop having schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325341
To be fair, a lot of things are a sign of mental illness. It'd be easier to try and isolate what didn't at this point, honestly. It's like how practically everything seems to be both a cause and cure for cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325260
>unable to take criticism
another sign of mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

Reply to this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325430
and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325430
I just did what do I get

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325430
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325444
>>34325449
>>34325452
I used magic to make you respond to me. Thanks for the dopamine rush, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about pictures of a blonde yandere that makes half of the people here masturbate furiously and the other half be just constantly angry about it

[Anonymous No.]

you nerds actually reply directly to posts?
no wonder you don't have any friends
>I-I-I-I-I actually have several
unless you have 10+ friends you are a friendless loser, stop coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325479
>blonde yandere
who?

[Anonymous No.]

<90IQ
You can enjoy Higurashi.

90IQ - 130IQ
You can understand Higurashi and enjoy Umineko.

130IQ - 150IQ
You can understand Higurashi and Umineko and enjoy Ciconia

150+IQ
You can understand Ciconia but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325495
I have no friends. Literally zero, and I never claimed otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325494
You know who

[Anonymous No.]

200 iq
you never bother with r*ukishi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325498
I can't blame K1, imagine Satoko looking at you like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325518
How would they react if he came just like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325015
>post literally every single mediocre deviant art-tier picture
Anon... if I did that, we would drown in non-stop Satoko imagedumps.

There are artists I love for their cute and silly stories @GQqfbw4ob0yDYYx is great and kind of want to share, but never post them because their art is objectively garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

are your parents proud of you?
how soon will people forget you after you're gone?
would the world look different without you?
do you feel selfish for taking the gift of life from someone else? someone who could have done so much more good than you?
do these questions hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325498
Oh no Rena turned into a retard. Renard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
Yes, many years, yes, no and no. Anything else, or are we done with this therapy session?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
I don't speak to them, Not that long, Not really
I enjoy life and existence so why would I care about a hypothetical non-existent person, and No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325613
I scrape everything I see on pixiv and there's some horrible shit I just have to delete now and then. On average these days these threads get maybe between 5 and 10 pictures of Satoko with a few exceptions, like yesterday. There are threads that have barely any. Spam my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

MION REAL??

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ******** with Oyashiro-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325732
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325753
I despise this foul creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325753
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325753
Copulate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
Yes, some decades, probably, no and double no. No.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife Hanyuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325801
I'd love to peel her nails off one by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325821
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
Insofar as I can tell
I still have the majority of my life ahead of me so it would be too soon to tell you now, but currently not for very long
See the former answer
No, I don't hate myself. However, I'm not as self-absorbed as to say that there aren't others who could have done more in my place
No, not yet anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325015
>spam
There's hardly been anything you could call spam, except that one threadful of Satoko's legs. It was a better-than-average thread.

I honestly wish more people would post new WTC art. I mean what else do we have image-wise? Same old rifyu memes, same old sprites and variations thereof. omg haha look at this i shopped lilljas mouth into someone loool epic oc!!1

[Anonymous No.]

What did you like and dislike most about Umineko?
what I liked
>locked room puzzles
>OSTs of course
>kinzo, genji
>ep5 locked room solution (when battler jumps out of the window) that was brilliant
what I disliked
>ryukishi's appeal to his shitty otaku readers, making 99% of the cast cute little girls
>for some reason females are better at almost everything, I'm not sure how to describe this but on the female side we Kyrie and Erika, most intelligent characters in the show whereas the male side we got realistic pussies like Krauss and the dumbest most incompetent fag ever
>eva and her younger self, god those bitches were obnoxious
>sakutaro, cringiest character, felt like a maria rip off with his "woohoo" or whatever shit, his voice was also annoying, the only character I muted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
>>ryukishi's appeal to his shitty otaku readers, making 99% of the cast cute little girls
Did you get confused with Higurashi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325821
this
but "take off" instead of "peeling"
and "clothes" instead of "nails"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
>>ryukishi's appeal to his shitty otaku readers, making 99% of the cast cute little girls
The fuck are you talking about, retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
What's with all the recent blogposting? Are you people invading us from /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325891
priming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
>ryukishi's appeal to his shitty otaku readers, making 99% of the cast cute little girls
The characters are like 90% delicious fucking MILFs
>and the dumbest most incompetent fag ever
Battler is consistently pretty smart and intelligent throughout the VN
>eva and her younger self
Young Eva is delicious
>sakutaro, cringiest character
No arguments here.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to continue the Furude bloodline with Oyashiro-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
>ryukishi's appeal to his shitty otaku readers, making 99% of the cast cute little girls
Anon there are like 2 lolis in Umineko. Dlanor and Maria...
What the fuck are you saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
There's 2 lolis in the entirety of Umineko's extremely large cast. 3 if you count loli Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325913
This but by continue the bloodline I mean repeatedly kicking her in the stomach until she throws up

[Anonymous No.]

I've read every major Ryukishi work and hated it all
dragon knight? more like dragon dildo up his ass, fuck that stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325852
No wonder this place is so fucking shit to argue in when you have dipshits like this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Battler was a cute loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325867
>>34325900
It wasn't that bad in Higurashi since they were normal girls, but in Umineko it got fucking awful when every witch beside beato and battler is a cute little girl (bern, lambda, erika).
Just look at Dlanor, and her assistants, and those bunny girls, okay I won't talk about the chiester sisters since they don't really matter but as for Dlanor, she was supposed to be a male. Why would a child work in a fucking court and for some reason be as good as a scholar? If he was an adult it would've been much much better.
What's worse is she's sexualized, how stupid.
>>34325917
>NOOOOOO IT DOESNT COUNT THEYRE AKTUALLY 100 YEARS OLD
Shut up you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325933
hully basido
take this (You), take my car keys
I luv u su munch

[Anonymous No.]

what I liked about Umineko:
the music
the fights
what I disliked about Umineko:
having to think and stuff
the endless talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325955
I woke up with a headache and your post made it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325955
>it got fucking awful when every witch beside beato and battler is a cute little girl
Featherine, Gaap, Virgilia, Eva, Kinzo?
The Witch cast is literally majority adults, also Erika is a moderately titted adult girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325957
>>34325957
haha posts deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326022
Kinzo is a witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326026
…you only linked to one post though anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326071
He's a Sorcerer like Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

Satoshi is a lucky man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326114
*woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325981
what fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325341
Uh-huh, sure doc. Which mental illness would that be?

And no, I'm not saying this out of anger but because I've spent quite a while reading and thinking about DSM and ICD classifications and I can't think of a single one that would have this as a symptom. Seems incredibly normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326114
I wouldn't consider Satoshi, the comatose twink with an abusive family and annoying little sister "lucky"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326114
Umineko is Satoshi's comatose dream where he finally gets to live his fantasy of being an autistic 9-year old's imaginary friend.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU
Yes, you
Post your favorite WTC image right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326160
He can fit at least 2 dicks in that mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326160
>his fantasy of being an autistic 9-year old's imaginary friend.
yeah, that was the fantasy, totally...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326165

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326165
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326165
Why? So you can post them back on /a/? Piss off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326206
pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>34324224
He posted on his Twitter that would be back in 7 days when he solved his issue (not his psychological issue, the one about time of deaths)
He then instantly followed up with a post saying he had in fact solved it and his Uncle would let him out of the dungeon to visit /jp/ again.
So he may come back. Specifically to ruin your day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS SUMMER...
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE WITCH...
IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326223
joji

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326230
That's a big witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326219
what's his twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326239
I will not post it here. At least one anon asked him to come back. You'll have to search for it. It's not hard unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326219
>>34326249
You're trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326259
No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326259
He's not trolling, you can check it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326270
>>34326271
but how the fuck can I find it??

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326299
google it, if you can't find it after two google searches at most you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326310
That's what I think too.
And I don't want to let an anon that dangerous near Italianon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326299
put that text into advanced twitter search
that simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326310
>>34326316
You fucking retards I was asking what should I google.
>>34326317
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>Shkanontrice
Battler fucks a tranny. YUCK!
>Erikantrice
Battler fucks a reverse trap. YUCK!
>Rosatrice
Battler fucks his aunt. BASED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326340
I still believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326338
Rude and incompetent.
Try to be nice anon. You just got told how to do basic searches. Calling other people retarded when you have such issues is not convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

Farmertrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326340
But none of them happen anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326386
Battler and Beato fucked after EP 6 for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326340
>Mariatrice
Battler fucks his aunt's daughter. DOUBLE BASED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326270
Can we be all be mature about this?
If the Italiantranny does return, don't freak out or be a child about it just report him for avatar/siganture use and begging/advertising if he spams his images promoting his theories or links to his manifesto or whatever other shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326338
I don't expect you to be like a mega genius geolocating where specifically in Italy he lives but like you should be able to find his twitter by searching something like his name, twitter and throwing umineko in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326403
>his aunt's daughter.
we have words for this type of relation that you can use

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326385
where can I read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326416
...shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326408
I will do the opposite of this just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard the anons whispering to each other in hushed tones. I could only hear fragments of their conversation here and there, but what little I did hear filled my soul with dread. "What? He is returning?" "Have mercy on us..." "The curse will strike again. Prepare the charms."
That's right. I'd already been told. The person who was apparently returning was the legendary destroyer of threads, the so-called "Italianon".
I had been away from /jp/ for a few years so I had never actually seen this person myself, but the rumor was that he had come here one day and reigned with an iron fist for almost two years, destroying threads left and right whenever he felt like it, and no anon had ever been able to stop him. No, it was even worse than that: trying to engage with him only made him stronger. Apparently he was so powerful that the anons had turned to the occult in their despair, wearing scorpion charms and hopelessly repeating magic incantations intended to drive away Italians. But it was all useless. Italianon was an existence above that of humans.
I had always thought that these were only fairy tales used to scare little newfags before they went to bed. Could such an insane being...... really exist?
Little did I know then that that was to be the last happy /07/th thread I would ever see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326403
>Battler fucks his daughter
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326427
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326408
I plan to worship him and raise him to the meta as a kind of witch god, where everything he says becomes gold truth.
I already have a small shrine with a picture of Ryukishi, a copy of his manifesto and a plate of pasta on it which I pray to every night.

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi is garbage but I will always respect it's Italian version for having the good graces to not translate Chapter 3 so that Italianon would fuck off, at least for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326427
Same. I have only recently returned to Uminekoposting so this will be my first time encountering this legendary creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326445
We even got Beato's voice actress to say italianon on a radio stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326408
>mature
You know how this will end

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326423
>>34326445
Why are you people like this.
I don't mind /a/ retads but please.
Most of had to deal with him for two years and even worst, tons of good anons left because of him and I am planning on joining them too if we are going to get the bad ending for this.

[Anonymous No.]

the reason he was here for so long and most likely will return is because of the insane amounts of attention he gets (and I'm not talking about him replying to his own posts)
ignore and report and he would leave quickly

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill him. I will make him believe in Maerosatrice. He will delete his manifesto and replace it with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326477
Please stop replying to me, freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326490
I will give him all the attention he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326416
Savage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326427
kek, best post ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326427
I love this almost as much as I love Italianon

[Anonymous No.]

What killed the hype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327056
the other thread's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327078
It’s unusual for two threads to run in parallel for this long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327137
you can't be serious, we've even had 4 threads before, and for much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34326427
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34319384
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327159
I am serious. I’ve seen four threads before but not for this many hours.
The other week the jannies were killing off multiple 07th expansion threads with extreme prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327316
Did you forget about the Mionfag OP thread that we collectively decided not to post in for the next 3 threads and thus ended up lasting for days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327361
>>34327316
Also literally every single time that 2 threads are made the same time because 2 people rush in to create a new one, the one that's left unused always stays there as long as the other one, to which people then move to it as soon as this one reaches page 10/image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327361
>>34327379
Be right back, starting ten threads with Rika in the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this tea drinker defective?

It lacks a mocking smug aura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327445
Another fool hooked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327361
>lying to make the Mion thread not seem like a great success
it was ignored for one thread before becoming popular and reaching 900 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327564
Shut the hell up pathetic Mionfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327564
Dumb Mionfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327564
based Mionfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327633
no, he is unbased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
not concerned. the world is a hellish prison of matter and i am merely waiting for the day i return to the pleroma

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327732
>viervag
I guess not

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327745
>-vag
don't get this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34325620
>are your parents proud of you?
Yes
>how soon will people forget you after you're gone?
Instantly, assuming my parents die first.
>would the world look different without you?
Nonexistent because I'm the main character.
>do you feel selfish for taking the gift of life from someone else? someone who could have done so much more good than you?
No
>do these questions hurt?
They do. I seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327745
imagine staking your happiness on a plane of existence that you will be forcefully ejected from (permanently?) at random at any moment in the future

[Anonymous No.]

never forget fellow prisoners

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327786
v in German is pronounced like f (not always, but most of the time) and vier is the German word for four.
Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327856
But you would still say it like "vag" and not like "fag".

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327837
lmao that's so in character for Satoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327884
no because you are supposed to read "vier" like "fier" and by implication "vag" like "fag"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327837
I really REALLY like this image. Can I save it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327956
It's yours my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327948
then why do you say "vagina" instead of "fagina"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327972
You are genuinely my favorite poster in wtc threads, Vierschizo. Probably the only reason why I read Ciconia at all.

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHH
GNOSTICISM ISN'T F-U-NN-Y OR C-OO-L
IT'S RETARDED CRINGE
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU RETARDED SATANIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327989
le sad demiurge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327989
SEETHING LAWKEK
Now suck YHVH's nonexistent cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>34327989
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34328056
what an insightful post anon, thank you for sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34328056
This, ironically

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT GIVE IN
I WILL NOT SURRENDER
AYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

[Anonymous No.]

We need more fucking Vier art man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34328123
We need more Ciconia art in general but Ryukishi needs to bring the hype and phase 2 to make it popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34328175
My one fear in life is that all of the art of Vier is going to be jokes about her getting her pussy blown out by a short Italian plumber