/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So /jp/... I come because I have a problem. In my Japanese class this morning, a freshman sat down on my left against the wall. I knew him slightly and he knew far less of the language than I did, so I started to play a game with him, having him guess as to what things I wrote on his notebook said. I wrote down "ぼくは　ぶかけ　を　すきです。”　He asked me what Bukake was. After I said I would tell him later, he threatened to ask the teacher if I didn't tell him then and there. He then proceeded to raise his hand and 2 minutes later, he asked in front of everyone, "[Anonymous] wrote bukake on my notebook. What does it mean?" She replied with "Let's try to stay on task," and went on speaking. However, according to my friends in the back of the class, she turned around with a strange look on her face, so I'm sure she heard and understood the question. I have 2 whole years with her and a process of 3 and a half courses left. So I come asking you to help me out. What is a japanese term or word that sounds like bukake and is a innocent one at that? I will give Mikan in plenty if you can help me. I am desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>spaces in japanese
>writing entirely in hiragana

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself.

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>3421250
It's ぶっかけ. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421254
>responding to trolls/copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

Not your blog.

[Anonymous No.]

The pleasure of being cummed outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421254

It known gaijin cant write kanji in my country. gaijin stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>he threatened to ask the teacher if I didn't tell him then and there.
What is he, a 5 year old?

Beat him up and steal his lunch money and Pokemon cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421261
well... Some WOULD answer that way... but the problem here is that. However, we need to remember that he had a question and I believe we should answer it... The term for Subordinate which, if he is a freshman, you could say that you had said you like the subordinate (ぶかてすきです). Bukate means subordinate. By the way you type and speak, I would assume you are taking Japanese 1. Hopefully, should you choose to become a citizen of /jp/, we can get some help from you in the years to come or we may help you with something else. Either way, reverting back to my newfag ways from that mature moment, "I'd liek sum Mikanz plox!!!!11one"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421310
Jesus christ you're a faggot.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

>>3421310
Thanks kind sir. But uh... Well... This place does look like fun if everything is like what happened here in this thread. I'm already a /c/itizen and a /f/uckhead. I may like this place.

[Anonymous No.]

Cum on your teacher.

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>3421310
I don't even understand half of what you just said.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

I'll kindly sage since not everyone wants to see them.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421326
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

forgot to sage in the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421349
I prefer these anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>"ぼくは　ぶかけ　を　すきです。”

10/10

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OP... Why are you posting the sad ones? I don't liek the sad ones. They make me cry.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

Because Risa's path is so much better than Nadeshiko's.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

"Welcome home Master!"

[Anonymous No.]

how do say master in hiragana?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a pet like Mikan. (Anthropic... not regular dog) It's the kind of false reality H was created for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421341
>>3421376
Manly tears were shed.

j/k, girly fucking bitch tears were shed

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>3421397
Just type "goshujinsama" in hiragana mode?

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

>>3421406
Agreed.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

Real quick... Who is /jp/'s favorite character? Mine is definitely Mikan. I want a kid who is like Mikan... you know... minus the whole going into heat thing 1/2 the year. She's loyal, cute, and just... SHE'S MIKAN!

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421463
Going into heat would be the most humiliating thing. I would take drugs to avoid such an indignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421463
You want a retarded dog as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421463
Kuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>を
This made me more angry than it should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421463
Mikan obviously.
No heat? Screw that, if you want something you take it how it is, you pleasure her if she's horny.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

>>3421481
She's anything BUT retarded. She's about as smart as a 13 year old and she's like... 5. On top of that, after the game she takes a job that is only for top rank intelligence dogs. Therapy dog She also has the way she considers things. She went out to buy a light bulb just to be helpful when she didn't have anything else to do and it was needed.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

Of course, this is all taken in a literal sense. I wouldn't want to have sex with my daughter, however, if this world of Anthropic Pets existed, I would want a Mikan so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421310
You should stop bumping your own threads, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421510
That's great for a dog, but compared to a real human she is dumb. Not to mention she would have a dogs life span, so enjoy your dead daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421529
Fucking Wanko to Krauss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421326
>Well...
>>3421310
>well...

If you're going to reply to your own posts you should at least change the way you type.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

>>3421529
W...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MIKAN!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421525
>Compared to a real human
>All humans are as smart as a 13 year-old and become therapists at 5

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

Can we just appreciate the Mikan here?

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

So what would you choose /jp/? /a/ chose FURISUBI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421546
fkn lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421553
No. She is a boring character from a shitty eroge. Why not try reading a real VN one day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421569
So cold... /a/, /c/, and /h/ all agree that Mikan is good for the soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link (or save file) to the part where Silvie tells MC how since he's her master's master, it makes him her master?
I want to hear her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421553

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421581
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

What about Risa? She's the kind of girl I could always live with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421578
>/a/ /c/ and /h/
We all know those are excellent boards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421581
moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421604
Actually... /c/ cleans up their board. Their janitors and mods are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421602

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421581
BUY ME A FAMICOM DAD

[Just Another Tripfag !!Sv4KNs8Z/Bn No.]

Holy hell, so much sage...I think i'm gonna sneeze...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421617
Back in the day, lad, sage was an OK thing.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3421617
>Just Another Tripfag !!Sv4KNs8Z/Bn

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421608
That doesn't change the fact the board consists mostly of image dumps. I wouldn't expect a board who posts Mikan simply because she is cute to have a valid opinion or provide decent discussion on a VN.

[Just Another Tripfag !!Sv4KNs8Z/Bn No.]

>>3421633
hello to you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421569
That's like saying you should watch *insert action Animu series here* Instead of Azumanga, no matter what mood you're in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421654
How is that even related in the slightest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421673
Simply put, if you're feeling like you want to relax, not give a shit about a story but still be entertained, Wanko To Kurasou had a very relaxing atmosphere, if you want something like that (And everyone gets it sometimes) you don't really want the plot twists and action you get from the top quality VN's.

Much like Azumanga, very relaxing to watch, still entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is /a/ around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421698
Get out of /jp/.

You are putting a shit eroge like Wanko at the same level of Azumanga Daioh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421714
*sigh*
Just can't get through to you, can I?

[Anonymous No.]

Superior. Her tits are squeezable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421698
Except, you know, Wanko is an eroge and Azumanga is a 4koma. Completely different. Azumanga is enjoyable regardless of whether I want to relax or not.

And there is a difference between just wanting to relax and read a shitty eroge, and image dumping while constantly referring to it as though it's great.

Also, >>3421714
was not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421358
why the >を really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421535
LOTS OF ELLIPSES

[Anonymous No.]

its your fault for talking to someone
suffer

[Anonymous No.]

That word just means to splash someone with something. It doesn't have to be pornographic.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

>>3421801
Elipses?... I have lot's... of them... Want some?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421733
/jp/ is full of hate. To enjoy yourself here, you must be full of hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421733
>*sigh*
Get the fuck out.

[Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb No.]

>>3421303

Suddenly I'm reminded of Adam Sessler's "The man who played Pokemon" skit.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ has a high asshole to decent person ratio if you had not noticed. Most of hate them themselves and everyone else and lash out at everything because they are anonymous and can get away with it. Most of them are weak pussies IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422293
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421495
Same. I was able to ignore the rest of the idiotic post but that got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422293
/jp/ started as a group of the cooler people from /a/. we took it easy. somewhere in the past year or so we seemed to start getting a lot of /b/ runoff, hence cliched one-liners, lame meme-spams, and "fuck you man XD" sages abound now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422293
Cry more.

[Sankaku Senpai !!ACG10twk1XZ No.]

Well since I left, I appear to have gotten one good reply out of this thread.
>>3421698
The game does have it's moments with a couple of small events that toss things around, save the end of the Risa-line. However, the game does have that feel of tranquility. The soundtrack has roughly half composed for tranquility and happy tunes. On top of that all, the VA's of Mikan, Silvie, and everyone else were rather fitting to their appearance and their usual lax nature. Everyone in the VN was either carefree or basically just went about most of their day... happy. So it's one of those hidden treats. You get relaxation and funny moments with h-content contained in the latter half. It's also careful not to be too repetitious. Really it has all the aspects that make /a/ and /c/ joyous for it's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422312
Been here since day one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422329
The Japanese wolf is extinct.

[Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow No.]

>>3422293
Nah, the assholes just post more.

[Anonymous No.]

打っ掛け 【ぶっかけ】 (n) (1) (uk) (sl) splashing on; splashing at; (2) (See 打っ掛け蕎麦) dish made by pouring broth over something (esp. bukkakesoba); (3) (vulg) ejaculation onto someone's face

[Anonymous No.]

彼女はオナニー
パイズリ、東京はかなりクールだ

千釣 り

栄光の日性交すること
素敵な日差 し

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422914
I mainly posted that to poke fun at Engrish t-shirts worn by Japanese with dirty words that the Japanese don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is a splashing of fail onto /jp/'s face

[ToyDuckGuitar !!E2OnoQD6Kk8 No.]

>>3421326

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421254


Soyou'renotsupposedtowritespacesinJapanese?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wank to wankas

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422891
you really think that is true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3422329
Same, i just don't post that much anymore, only in good threads, which are not that many around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3412519
Don't you mean anthropomorphic? The difference is subtle but somewhat significant.

[Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow No.]

>>3423202
Yes. Yes I do.

And the best part is, since it's a conclusion I came to arbitrarily, nobody can prove me wrong (except maybe a mod, but they don't care enough).

If you assume that most of the posters are assholes, you won't enjoy your stay as much. So I prefer to assume that most of the posters are good people, the assholes just post more often. If I mentally attribute all of the posts I disagree with to one or two people, the entire board seems like a nicer place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3423270
Very good. I understand your reasoning now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3421580
Everyone ignored my request...

[Anonymous No.]

This bump is sponsored by:

WANKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3425357

[Anonymous No.]

the teacher could have really said something about the meaning of the word. I mean, there's a few non-sexual means of explaining what bukkake means anyway, like spill all over or something.