/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

stupid sexy kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Single female kitsune looking for polite guy willing to help out around the house. Has one "child" and one "dependent".

[Anonymous No.]

Her tails look so comfortable ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>341934
J-just make yourself at home, Mr. Anonymous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>341954
>>341951

Oh god. SO FUCKING ADORABLE.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>341928
Where do I apply, ma'am?

[Anonymous No.]

"Good day waki miko, did you want something?"

[Anonymous No.]

You never really thought being a relatively 'clean' NEET with a quick wit would get you far, but apparently the irony gods stood to prove you wrong.

That and Yukari's sense of humor. Bored after playing too much Portal one day, she gapped you over to run through a rather Gensokyoan mockup of the game. Despite a few close calls (and a short break to heal your ankles when Yukari forgets to give you the leg implants until after landing from a 50-foot drop) you manage to make it through and thoroughly impress her by ignoring the Morality Core until after prying off and burning the other three. Though it was odd the others looked like a curled up cat, a fox with about ten tails, and a loudly snoring woman in a dress.

Then again, this part was explained by meeting Ran, Chen, and Yukari almost immediately after defeating SuKiMa, untraceable speech impairment or no. Yukari applauded your cleverness and invited you to "hang out here and keep me amused." At first you wonder how, but after spending a half-hour singing "Still Alive" with her and having a Chrono Trigger reference make her break into giggles, you figure that's the easy part of the arrangement.

No, what was more troublesome was being bored to death in the afternoon while Yukari was still asleep, and the angry looks Ran kept giving you while she was cleaning house. With nothing better to do at the time, you offer to at least help take care of the housekeeping. She seems surprised at first, but welcomes the help - and the resulting free time. Within a few weeks she no longer acts hostile towards you, and even willingly tolerates you relaxing among her tails on occasion, much like Chen does when she comes home.

Yukari gaps over early one evening to annoy her shikigami and stares. "When did you two become an item?"

Ran turns beet red and yells at her, but you almost take it as inspiration. You did always like her motherly air, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD NEWS ANONYMOUS

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately, Ran acts rather stiff and formal towards you for a few days, but you can wait. Yukari refuses to let the joke slide, of course, but it's easier to roll your eyes and make a wisecrack than get her to stop. Though, it is odd that Ran keeps overreacting to her anyway...

Then you notice her blushing whenever you accidentally brush against her hand when using the same bin to scrub off the laundry. And when her tails brush your back in the kitchen...

Well, enough of that nonsense. A few days later you catch her relaxing in the kotatsu and see your chance. You sit down next to her and give her a hug - her, not just the tails.

As expected, she turns red again. "Wh, what are you doing?"

"Giving you a reason to stop pretending. I assume Yukari's jokes inspired you, too?"

"No, I mean, well, I didn't really think of it..."

"I think we both know there's no way to get Yukari to shut up about it, but is there a good reason not to?"

She's silent. "Well, not really, but..."

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

I assume you don't have a washing machine for the dishes. Where are the sponges, or, well, whatever else you use to scrub 'em off?

And whatever water source you use, for that matter...

[Anonymous No.]

Needless to say, life is good. Sure, the tails can get in the way when making love, but being fully embraced by them is an indescribably wonderful feeling.

Yukari never stops joking, but you just joke back. For the first time you make HER turn pink after a playful accusation of seducing Brad Pitt, which strangely doesn't sound out of line anymore. Chen seems to understand perfectly and immediately takes to calling you "Daddy," though there is a more-than-tiny shock when she starts asking about your sex habits and says Tewi told her about the topic. You expect rabbit stew that evening, only to have her come back red-faced and clutching a ratty paperback about sexual techniques that Tewi had bought from Korindou a few years back. It's surprisingly informative.

One evening Yukari wakes up while you and Ran are making love, and gaps in to be the pest she is. The two of you are too preoccupied to notice at first, especially over the sexy little happy noises Ran is making.

Then Yukari makes a quip you can't brush off.

"Enjoying your yiffing?"

...

FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342000
Bob Barker here to remind you to help control the pet population. Have you pets spayed or neutered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>341985
>>342004
>>342018
MY HATRED OF FURFAGS IS SECOND TO NONE BUT I WOULD HAPPILY TOSS THAT HATE AWAY TO LIVE THIS LIFE

[­ No.]

>>342018
I lol'd at reposting E-Mouse's work in a thread with E-Mouse in it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff

[Anonymous No.]

Too much heterosexuality would ruin Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>342018
10% Rule! 10%!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>342050
Yukari knows that, she's just being a dick.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>342030
Betty, is that you?

And god damn it, why did I not save that "the audience is demanding an encore" panel.

[­ No.]

>>342070
Yes, yes it is me.

I'm also the blankfag in that one CYOA topic with the breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342018
>"Enjoying your yiffing?"

Yes. Yes I am.

[­ No.]

>>342070
Oh, shit.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

And then you were ostracized from the internet.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>342104
Congratulations, Betty-chan, you have fully earned your

[­ No.]

>>342123
OH GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>341923
>"A cat is added."

I loled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>341819
>>342031
(in this order)

FUKKEN YES!!!!!

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

Chen loev boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>342029
I've noticed that if given a choice, most anon's would happily throw away his hatred and fury in an instant to lead a happy, fulfilling life of love.

in fact, I don't think there is much anon wouldn't sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342486

[Anonymous No.]

As long as it's with Ran.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

10%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>342511
That chart is, and always has been stupid. It doesn't matter if its furry, its still not human. The percentages don't matter when its a different species, Its still Xenophilia.

[­ No.]

>>342486
Ran is <10%.

Personally, I wouldn't, but I enjoy my lifestyle as it is. BEING there, sure. Love? Fuck no, keep that shit away from me.

[­ No.]

>>342551
Xenophilia =/= Furfaggotry.

Different concepts, as furfag hatred is mostly only inspired by, well, furfags. The crazy ones who believe they are reincarnated souls and shit.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>342555
Sounds like Betty-chan needs another hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342559
not all furfags are reincarnated souls, some just do it for the fun of it, like why you guys fuck with them, for the fun (lulz) of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>342551
None of the youkai are human. Are you saying this would stop you?

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine Ran as the sort of person once you get to know her she starts to open up little things about her day and how she's doing. Eventually she warms up to you and letting you rest on her tails, a sweet smile and a cute full-face blush. Of course Yukari would come in an blow that shit wide open.

[­ No.]

>>342566
You and your caving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342555
yeah, you may like your current lifestyle and situation, but the question is, would you trade it all away for a better one?

also, what kind of sacrifices would you be willing to make in order to have the "perfect" life? I get the feeling you don't have the furfag hatred that most anon are equipped with so the above situation would not really apply to you, but would you be able to throw away hatred in order to have true happiness in your life?

And in the case that your one of the few people who honestly have achieved true happiness, congratulations. you are a lot better off than most people.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi guys, just killing some humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342593
>would you trade it all away for a better one?
Retarded question. Would I trade away five bucks for ten bucks?

[Anonymous No.]

Ran with her daily amount of cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342594
They're just sleeping Anon having spilled some tomato soup on their head ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

You would be living a perfectly lovely life with Ran until one day Yukari decided to eat you out of the blue. No rhyme, no reason, no appropriate timing. Ran cries for a few days, but she's loyal to her mistress of course so she gets over it. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342585
no, thats not the point at all. personally, I'd probably go for it. The point I am making there is that its stupid to draw the line at 10% when in actuality it should be at 0%. it either is or it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342611

Unless you give Yukari grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342611
Don't care. As long as I got even one or two weeks of sweet Ran lovin, Yukari could eat me and I would die a happy man.

[­ No.]

>>342593
No, I hate furries.

However, I'm smart enough to be able to differentiate between 'Furfag' and 'Anthropomorphic thing'. Furfags are, entirely, humans.

Besides, youkai really don't even count. Sometimes they have animal characteristics, but they're almost completely based on a human structure with overwhelmingly human features.

I already think I'm living a pretty damn ideal life. I'm almost always happy, and can't think of very many ways to improve my life at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342613
The line isn't meant to be a 'go for it' rule, just an explanation for the difference between:

-A human with minor animal features (ears and a tail)

and

-An animal with minor human features (tits usually, but still a completely animal-looking face and covered all over in fur).

I don't see how you could possibly compare the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342620

[Anonymous No.]

>>342620
Beast youkai are shapeshifting animals. Their human appearance is a fake one they just use all the time.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>342589
C'mere you.

>>342559
I agree with this, actually. Sexual attraction to fantastical humanoids isn't completely fucked up (compared to, say, guro, although even more disturbing crossovers certainly exist). Claiming the delusion of being possessed by/actually an animal spirit as an excuse to act crazy... not so much.

[­ No.]

>>342608
Yukari and Yuyuko comment afterwards that killing them was unnecessary and they ruined their fun.

>>342611
Yukari doesn't seem the type to randomly eat people.

I mean, she's only awake what, 2 hours a day? Ran has her schedule down perfectly, I'm sure.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>342629

[Anonymous No.]

>>342625
Humans don't have tails or fluffy cat ears. ergo, anything that does have a tail or ears isn't human.

I'm not trying to be judgemental here, all I am saying is that if its not human, its not human, and giving it percentages and then saying its ok is just you kidding yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342641

I'd "love her tenderly" and damn the consequences.

[Ypumu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE No.]

>>342638

It is so!~

[Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg No.]

[Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg No.]

>>342650
Is that so!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>342641
The point isn't whether or not it's "ok", I don't have any sort of moral code about it.

It's just meant to explain how someone can be attracted to first type while still being repulsed by full-on furries. I loves me some catgirls and foxgirls, but furries disgust me. I don't morally "disapprove" of them, they just disgust me. That's the only point; that there is a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342641
I'm not sure what you're even trying to argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342650

Yuyukp

[Anonymous No.]

>>342629
i agree with your 2ed point, I'm a furry for the fun, i like playing as a animal, but i am in no way one, nor do i think im one trapped in a human or whatever the hell they do, when i find one of them i run fast and far, also, babyfur/diaper fur 's are creepy beyond everything!

[­ No.]

>>342628
While it may be 'shapeshifting' they are taking that form to a perfect degree, if Japanese mythology is anything to go by.

What, with the whole possibility of having kids and whatnot.

I'm too tired to argue about such things, I've been meaning to go to bed for an hour now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342662
Get out, troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342663
There's no point to argue because you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342664
not a troll, troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>342664

not a troll, just a retard

[Anonymous No.]

While we're here whats the sauce of the ops image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>342674
>not a retard, just a troll

fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>342634
The only named youkai tha seem to me that eat people are Yuka the vampires and well Rumia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342658
Ok. I see your point. I still think that in most cases, its cheap justification, A way for the user of the picture to say "Its ok because this chart says so." but I do see what your talking about and using the chart to point out that there is a difference is fine too.

[­ No.]

>>342680
Every youkai eats humans.

Just very very rarely.

Cirno/Letty/Lily probably don't, as they're not youkai.

Goodnight, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342687
Fairies are youkai.

[­ No.]

>>342693
Fairies are fairies.

Fairy =/= Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

THE BOOK OF ANONYMOUS CLEARLY STATES:

>if you take away the ears and tail of a Catgirl you have a normal girl, if you take away the ears and tail of a Furry, you have animal cruelty.

RAN IS A FOXGIRL, NO YIFF

[­ No.]

>>342715
Enjoying your yiffing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>342710
>人里でも頻繁に見かける妖怪の一つである。
>They are a kind of youkai you frequently can see even in human villages.
All fairies are youkai. Not all youkai are fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342687
not all youkai eats humans look more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>342716
No. I'm enjoying making love to this beautiful woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342687
not all youkai eat humans look more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>342715
That's a pretty good way to tell if something is furry or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342726

Look at what more? Yukari's teats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>342726
But that's like saying, not all humans eat lamb. I don't eat lamb, I don't go out of my way to eat lamb but I wouldn't argue if somebody gave me a plate full of lamb and I'd probably like it.

[­ No.]

>Fairies don´t really need to eat, but they see the way humans deliciously eat their meals, and copy them and eat the same things as humans.

You have to remember, it IS Akyu writing things in PMiSS. Fairies probably do fall under the blanket term that is 'Anything supernatural that is not human', but they're not quite what you think of when you think 'youkai', as a westerner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342715
ok, I'll admit it, I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342738
When I think of youkai I think of shapeshifting foxes, walking umbrellas and this one harmless prankster that likes scaring the shit out of travelers by pretending to be human and then wiping away their face. What's your point? Fairies are youkai, it doesn't matter what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

So Alice eat people.

[Anonymous No.]

So it stands that Ran is a mature and sexy fox women that anon would love to cuddle and or have sex with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>342745
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>342745

She eats Marisa, fufufu

[Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg No.]

>>342766

[­ No.]

>>342745
Yes.

Human meat is a delicacy to youkai.

She's not actually in love with Marisa.

This is what Dan's next strip is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>342746
of course

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>342746
Assuming they can put up with the constant taunts of Yukari and Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

OM NOM NOM NOM

Delicious human(oid?) meat.