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Why does nobody like us?

>> No.3410458

Short blond hair with bland dresses.

Boring, forgettable stage 1 bosses.

>> No.3410470
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>>3410458
>Short blond hair

Are you saying that's a bad thing?

>> No.3410475
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Bottom-tier gods

>> No.3410479

>>3410470

You're just proving his point.

I mean, look at OP. Might as well be twin Rumias playing dressup.

>> No.3410490

Bucket loli is the worst Touhou.

>> No.3410485

only hungry people and people who actually do real work for their food (farming) will worship goddesses of harvest.
your average fastfood eating fat fucks who can't do shit except waste more and more food won't appreciate the value of a harvest.

>> No.3410489

They're plain looking, uninteresting, and pathetic.
Stage 1 gods?

>> No.3410498

>>3410479
>Might as well be twin Rumias playing dressup.
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.3410502
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3410502

I like Minoriko. Her theme song is my favorite Touhou song.

Shizuha is ok, her dress is kind of cool.

>> No.3410505

>>3410470

Rumia was memorable because of her debut and her quirks.

Aki sisters are just the Letty of autumn. Nothing to see here.

>> No.3410509

>>3410452

I'd make them fall colored, if you catch my drift.

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>>3410490

One-way ticket to hell for insulting the Yama's daughter.

>> No.3410517

>>3410452
Minoriko = worst Touhou
She looks like a fatty for me.

>> No.3410518

>>3410490
YOU ARE THE WORST TOUHOU.

Wait, let me try that again.

>> No.3410521

There's nothing interesting about the Aki sisters.

>> No.3410527
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>>3410458
Shiwasu no Okina made me fall in love with short haired blonds.

>> No.3410530

better than rumia at least

>> No.3410536

>>3410530

NO ONE IS BETTER THAN RUMIA

>> No.3410538

Among the ugliest-looking characters ZUN drew, rivaled by zombie Reimu from the same game. Then again, it's like ZUN's drawings went backwards with MoF as a whole.

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September 22nd 2009 Tuesday 21:18 PM

>> No.3410550

The only good things about MoF were Hina and Suwako, and a few pieces of music.

>> No.3410551
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>> No.3410565
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>>3410551
Posted the wrong one first.

>> No.3410557

>>3410530
You take that back you son of a bitch

>> No.3410568

>>3410536
>>3410557
rumia is so stupid that she knocks into trees all day

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>>3410536
EX Rumia is god tier

>> No.3410570

What happened to that doujin? The one filthy gaijin were supposed to be in?

>> No.3410582
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3410582

Rumia's moeness is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.3410589

ITT sou nano ka autumn variant

>> No.3410593

rumia is so weak a youkai that she doesn't even pose a threat

>> No.3410595
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>> No.3410601

>>3410593
she could eat your nerd ass for breakfast

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3410607

;_;

>> No.3410620

>>3410601
no she can't

she'd probably just trip or knock into more trees

she's about as dangerous as cirno (read: not dangerous at all)

>> No.3410625

>>3410601
If she stopped running into trees maybe.

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3410628

it could be worse.

>> No.3410635
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3410635

I revere and love these Gods.

>> No.3410636

>>3410570 What happened to that doujin? The one filthy gaijin were supposed to be in?

I actually want this. Hell, it can't be worse than some of the stuff that's appeared in Another Dream. Whatever happened with this?

>>3410565

I've always secretly hoped he'd evolve from a softcore bondage artist to doing brutal rape porn. Is it just me?

>> No.3410650

Can you knock up a youkai?

>> No.3410664

>>3410650

Maybe.

Rinnosuke's a half-youkai after all.

You can knock up gods, though. Suwako proved that.

>> No.3410668

>>3410650
no

>> No.3410685 [DELETED] 

>>3410650

Depends.

Ones that died to become a youkai, like vampires, no. Beast youkai, probably no outside of their own species. Magicians, probably yes.

>> No.3410693

IS CIRNO A YOUKAI?

>> No.3410691

>>3410636
Some of it is on /bun/ and pooshlmer

>> No.3410690

>>3410650
Depends what youkai, maybe. I know you can't get Remi and Flan pregnant since they're vampires.

>> No.3410692

>>3410650

Depends.

Ones that died to become a youkai, like vampires, no. Beast youkai, probably no outside of their own species. Magicians, yes.

>> No.3410700 [DELETED] 

>>3410685
Magicians are basically human though.

>> No.3410703

>>3410692
Magicians are basically human, though.

>>3410693
A weak one.

>> No.3410715

>>3410693

Yousei, actually.

>>3410703

>Magicians are basically human, though.

So are the most developed of youkai like Yuka and Yukari.

>> No.3410716

How do I have children with my youkai waifu, then?

>> No.3410717

>>3410703

Magician youkai live centuries and magic practically runs through their veins. They require little effort, unlike human magicians such as Marisa, who need to train extensively.

>> No.3410711 [DELETED] 

>>3410700

Magician youkai live centuries and magic practically runs through their veins. They require little effort, unlike human magicians such as Marisa, who need to train extensively.

>> No.3410723

>>3410716
Adopt.

>> No.3410726

>>3410716

Magic.

>> No.3410730

>>3410716
became a youkai yourself

>> No.3410737 [DELETED] 

>>3410730
How would I go about becoming youkai?

>> No.3410734 [DELETED] 

>>3410716

You should know this by now. Stick ponos in vagoo, and J-J-JAM it in.

>> No.3410741

>>3410716

You should know this by now. Put ponos in vagoo, and J-J-JAM it in.

>> No.3410744

>>3410730
How would I go about becoming a youkai?

>> No.3410751

>>3410741
Your sperm still won't do anything to another species no matter how much you fuck them.

>> No.3410759

>>3410744

Find whatever you're good at

Do that thing for decades on end

Become youkai of that thing

- Youkai of the Flamenco

>> No.3410781

why would you want kids anyways, they're annoying little things

>> No.3410802

>>3410759
Could there be a youkai of procrastination? I've been doing that for a decade and a half.

>> No.3410816

>>3410802

That's not really an action, more of a lack thereof or an aversion to actions.

There's youkai of sleeping though.

>> No.3410825

Humans can only get humans pregnant.

Go fuck Sanae or something, I'm sure she'd be happy to have your child.

>> No.3410835

>>3410816
>youkai of sleeping

That sounds pretty cool. I can put people in eternal sleep.

>> No.3410846

>>3410835

Actually you'll be the one sleeping forever and your mind will get up and walk around by itself.

>> No.3410870

>>3410846
I like sleep though, so that's not bad either.

>> No.3410900

>>3410870

It does sound badass, but I bet you'd have to do some serious training from hell to actually become a youkai of sleeping. Like, sleeping under a raging waterfall, or sleeping through a pile of breaks with your bare hands, or some shit. We're talking about being the superhuman paragon of dudes who sleep a lot, you know?

>> No.3410989

>>3410825
>Go fuck Sanae or something

Sorry, I only like virgins.

>> No.3410998

>>3410989

You do realize a virgin is only a virgin the first time you fuck her?

>> No.3411001

>>3410998
Yes, but that doesn't matter if I'm the only one who has had sex with her.

I don't find it attractive when a girl has had five other men fuck her.

>> No.3411005

sanae is a pure virgin

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>>youkai of sleeping
Come, I invite you to sleep under the boughs of my splendor.
And die.

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>>3411005
>sanae is a pure virgin

>> No.3411030

Is your waifu a slut after you take her virginity, then?

>> No.3411041

>>3411030
yes

>> No.3411053

>>3411030

Yes, but then she'll be my personal slut.

>> No.3411066

>>3411041
>>3411053
You are a slut for having sex with her too, then.

>> No.3411102

>>3411066
doesn't work that way it's a double standard

>> No.3411113

>>3411102
Why can men have sex with multiple women but a women can only have sex with one partner in her whole life?

>> No.3411120

>>3411113
Because men and women are not the same creature like PBS would have you believe

>> No.3411146

>>3411113
something you don't get about D-O-U-B-L-E S-T-A-N-D-A-R-D?

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>>3411113

>> No.3411210

>>3411165
Well. Fuck.

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>>3411007
True youkai of sleeping.

Just hurry up and die.

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