Breasts time lulz

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Breasts time lulz Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:11:01 2008 No.340987 [Reply] [Original]

http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/Breasts.html

[X] Search

After a short period of time of embracing the luxurious and impeccable craftsmanship of the couch, you decide it's time for looting.

You hands greedily dart within the depths of the couch, molesting it's dark, sleek leather with your pale anonymous hands, what do you seek?

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Lost money
[ ] Stop Searching
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:11:47 2008 No.340995 [x] Breasts

>>	Wriggle Nightbug !!aW57CAvhjjh Sat Mar 29 05:13:25 2008 No.341005 [X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:14:24 2008 No.341011 [x] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:14:45 2008 No.341013 [x] +9 Dagger of Ogre Slaying Time to upgrade from our shitty fruit knife.

>>	Wriggle Nightbug !!aW57CAvhjjh Sat Mar 29 05:16:21 2008 No.341029 Gogo 'full +9'

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:17:13 2008 No.341035 Where's my [x] All of the above option? I want my dagger in one hand, and tits in the other, while I get revenge on that fucking lake.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:20:18 2008 No.341072

[X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying

As you search the couch, you find yourself wondering as to exactly how *deep* it actually goes, your searching hands detecting no boundary within the dark depths.

Regardless, after a good three minutes of searching you boldly rip your hands from the couch, prize in hand.

No, not a dagger, who the hell would leave something sharp in a damn couch? What were you thinking anyway?

Still, five cents is no small fortune to brush off, especially given that you lost your wallet somewhere along the way.

Finishing your search you cautiously survey your surroundings, you still appear to be alone.

[ ] Search again
[ ] Head Left
[ ] Head Right

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:20:28 2008 No.341073 >>340987 is this GM?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:21:18 2008 No.341079 >>341073 No, it's breasts, a cheap knock-off I'm writing because I'm utterly bored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:25:06 2008 No.341105 [x] This couch is an eyesore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:27:28 2008 No.341118 [X] Breasts

>>	Wriggle Nightbug !!aW57CAvhjjh Sat Mar 29 05:30:22 2008 No.341137 >>341072 [X] Head Left

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:31:44 2008 No.341147 [x] Search again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:32:13 2008 No.341153 [x] Head left

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:32:54 2008 No.341160
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[X] This couch is an eyesore

An insufferable rage takes hold of you, the bloodthirst of years against inanimate objects burning inside your mind.

The knife is already in your hand, it's blade bursting forth with a 'click' as you thrust repeatedly into the couch's helpless exterior.

Minutes later, the couch lies in ruins, a testament to your rage-induced speed and strength, you emerge the bloody victor of this exchange.

[ ] Laugh Maniacally
[ ] Search Again
[ ] Left
[ ] Right

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:33:01 2008 No.341168 [x] Search Again

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:33:28 2008 No.341164 [X] Search Again

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:33:50 2008 No.341166 >>341164 Also, this is fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:34:04 2008 No.341169 [ ] Laugh Maniacally

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:35:09 2008 No.341175 >>341160 [x] Laugh Maniacally

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:35:21 2008 No.341177 [x] Search again, while laughing maniacally

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:35:56 2008 No.341181 >>341177 This.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:36:12 2008 No.341183

[X] Search Again

Having deprived the couch of all possible methods of defense, your swift blade dismantling its... arms, you decide to search again.

Reaching deep inside the couch, you grasp once more for buried treasure. Apparently the interior has failed to change aside from gathering a large amount of stray couch stuffing from your previous rampage.

However, as you attempt to remove your hands, you find yourself stuck, think fast.

[ ] Knife
[ ] Book
[ ] Scream
[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Get sucked in

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:36:25 2008 No.341184 >>341177 Definately this. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:36:57 2008 No.341185 >>341183 [X] Headbutt CAVED!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:37:08 2008 No.341186 [x] Headbutt Let's give ourselves a stylish head wound, fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:37:09 2008 No.341187 [x] Headbutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:37:30 2008 No.341190 [ ] Headbutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:37:47 2008 No.341191 [X] Headbutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:38:19 2008 No.341194 [X]Rape the maids

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:38:22 2008 No.341196 x] Headbutt

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:40:35 2008 No.341205
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[X] Headbutt

You ferociously headbutt the demonic couch, smashing your face into it's soft cushions with all your might.

It appears to have been in vain, the couch still inevitably drawing you forward, into it's dark depths...

You feel a faint prickling sensation along your captured hands, as if numerous rows of teeth were gliding softly along the surface of the skin.

[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Knife
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:41:21 2008 No.341207 [x] Knife You aren't taking me without a fight, you fucking couch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:41:31 2008 No.341209 [X] Headbutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:41:49 2008 No.341211 [ ] Die ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:41:49 2008 No.341212 [x] Headbutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:42:27 2008 No.341218 [x] Knife in the back for insta-kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:42:40 2008 No.341219 [X] Headbutt, again Can't make it worse ...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:43:29 2008 No.341225 [X]Remove glasses, cut its lines

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:44:01 2008 No.341238

[X] Knife

Luckily, due to your previous antics, the hilt of the knife is still in hand, allowing you to bring it's blade to bear once more against your mortal enemy.

As the blade shoots forth the demonic couch shudders in pain, your blade slicing through what you can only suppose is it's 'mouth.'

The attack has momentarily surprised it, loosening it's death grip for but a moment, think fast.

[ ] Knife
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die

Sat Mar 29 05:44:13 2008 No.341232

[X] Knife

THIS COUCH-DEMON

THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:44:31 2008 No.341236 [X]Remove glasses, cut its lines

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:45:37 2008 No.341242 [X] Retreat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:45:43 2008 No.341244 [x] Knife Let's make this the killing blow!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:46:38 2008 No.341254 Knife. Retreating will just get us eaten by a land shark.

>>	Wriggle Nightbug !!aW57CAvhjjh Sat Mar 29 05:47:04 2008 No.341258 [X] Die

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:47:16 2008 No.341260 [ ] Knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:49:25 2008 No.341273 File: 12 KB, 259x475, 1206769765708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Knife

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:50:30 2008 No.341282
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[X] Knife

The thirst for death overcomes your senses, the whole world spins as an icy feeling overcomes your body.

This couch is an eyesore.

The blade continues to wreak havoc within the innards of the couch, it has huge guts, RIP AND TEAR.

Mere moments later you withdraw your only lightly nibbled hands, the couch certifiably slain as it leaks an odd stream of stuffing from the numerous wounds inflicted.

Your disturbance however has apparently drawn attention, far in the distance you can hear the sound of approaching voices.

[ ] Hide
[ ] Flee
[ ] Play dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:50:46 2008 No.341286 [x] Hide

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:51:39 2008 No.341292 [x] Hide Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:51:51 2008 No.341294 [X] Hide INTO THAT COUCH ONCE MORE, DEAR FRIENDS Also, this thread is even more awesome with Streets of Rage boss fight music.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:52:12 2008 No.341299 [X]I AM THE BONE OF MY KNIFE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:52:23 2008 No.341301 [ ] Hide >Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:52:27 2008 No.341302 [x] Play dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:55:38 2008 No.341316 [x] ATTACK WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:56:11 2008 No.341320

[X] Hide

The choice of hiding place is obvious, like a well-trained soldier you swiftly and with the utmost care decorate your body in the torn leather of the couch.

You cannot help but congratulate yourself on this most excellent disguise, taking up place within the slain couch's remains and camouflaged by the torn remnants.

The voices draw near, turning the corner appears to be a maid, however... this is no ordinary maid.

Silvery haired and stalking towards the destroyed couch, staring at the wreckage of your relentless crusade against this most hated enemy, she shivers with a dark rage.

[ ] Continue hiding
[ ] Flee
[ ] Book
[ ] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:57:51 2008 No.341327 [x] Breasts FLOAT LIKE GOLDEN BOY, STING LIKE SOLID SNAKE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:57:51 2008 No.341328 [x] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:57:55 2008 No.341330 [X] Book READING IS THE WEAPON

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:58:31 2008 No.341336 [x] Rape the maids.

>>	Sat Mar 29 05:58:31 2008 No.341337 [X] Book

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:59:22 2008 No.341340 [x] Why are you wearing pads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:59:30 2008 No.341341 [x] Book Sakuya will be distracted, and THEN tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:59:40 2008 No.341343 [x]PADS Silver haired maids' breasts aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 05:59:44 2008 No.341344 [ x] Breasts

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:02:41 2008 No.341366
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[X] Book

The time to strike is now!

Perhaps that book you stole from the broom-girl has finally found a use, withdrawing the large tome you take aim.

The movement seems to catch her eye, however you still gain a surprise attack, flinging the unwanted novel with desperate strength.

Unexpected, the weapon penetrates her defenses and strikes the maid, knocking her flat, think fast.

[ ] Flee
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:03:00 2008 No.341379 [X] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:03:25 2008 No.341372 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:03:57 2008 No.341378 [x] Breasts, while screaming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:04:08 2008 No.341380 [x] Scream

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:04:41 2008 No.341385 [x]breasts

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:05:02 2008 No.341401 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill. THIS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:05:03 2008 No.341387 >>341366 Knocked her clothes off, too. THANKS FINE LITERATURE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:05:24 2008 No.341393 >>341254 >Retreating will just get us eaten by a land shark. Bullshit. Only staying behind to protect an injured woman can get us land sharked. I know these things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:05:27 2008 No.341394 [x] Collapse from anemia Ugh...my anemia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:05:37 2008 No.341397 [x] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:06:07 2008 No.341404 >>341372 LISTEN TO THIS MAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:06:39 2008 No.341406 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:08:05 2008 No.341418
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[X] Breasts

The madness overtakes you, the time to overcome cock-blocking has arrived. You find yourself speeding towards the inert form, all thoughts on grasping her delicious pads, no, breasts.

Arriving immediately above the maid you leer down at her helpless form, hands slowly coming to bear as your greatest weapons against female-kind.

The objective is in sight... strike?

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Spot check
[ ] Flee
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:08:56 2008 No.341426 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:09:15 2008 No.341429 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:09:30 2008 No.341434 File: 33 KB, 388x325, 1206770970336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Collapse from anemia HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:09:48 2008 No.341436 [x]pads

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:11:07 2008 No.341446 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:11:37 2008 No.341453 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:11:45 2008 No.341455 [x] Drills, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:12:22 2008 No.341461 [X]GIGA DRILL BREAKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:12:28 2008 No.341462 [X] Collapse from Breasts (while screaming)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:12:52 2008 No.341468 GL is shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:15:46 2008 No.341494 [x] Scream SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:17:23 2008 No.341507
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[X] Breasts

Your senses overcome with the desire for delicious maid breasts, you drop down onto... a knife.

Pain floods your mind as you find yourself inert upon the floor, the maid somehow having retrieved a knife from thin air and plunging it deep into your stomach as you attacked.

Blood is seeping out and staining the ground, you find your strength fading, shock removing proper control of your limbs.

Slowly the once-helpless figure approaches you, crouching down just inches from your face, a cruel smile apparent.

Something sharp and painful digs into first your right hand, then the left, the devilish maid taking her sweet time in dealing inevitable death upon your now helpless form.

BAD END

[ ] Continue

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:18:02 2008 No.341520 [x] Groundhog Day

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:18:07 2008 No.341515 [x] Groundhog Day

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:18:26 2008 No.341517 [X] Groundhog Day GROUND HOG DAY FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:19:13 2008 No.341525 [X] I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS NOW WORKS

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:19:34 2008 No.341528 >>341507 WHERE ARE MY DRILLS, ANONYMOUS YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DRILLS. [X] Continue

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:20:41 2008 No.341538 [X] Next Hinamizawa

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:21:01 2008 No.341550 [X] Breasts

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:21:21 2008 No.341543
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[X] Groundhog Day

You awaken in a bed, an odd feeling overcoming you as you stare into a somehow familiar pair of breasts that loom above your face.

Somehow... you get the feeling this has happened before, just possibly... regardless, you are faced with breasts, think fast.

[ ] Breasts
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Check beneath the bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:21:48 2008 No.341546 File: 26 KB, 350x491, 1206771708572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In b4 goon haet for good shop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:22:19 2008 No.341555 [X] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:22:22 2008 No.341556 [x] Check beneath the bed for breasts

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:22:28 2008 No.341558 >>341546 Something Awful sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:22:56 2008 No.341560 [X] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:25:21 2008 No.341571 [x] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:26:38 2008 No.341580 >>341558 Hope u got ten bux

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:26:52 2008 No.341581
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[X] Breasts

Deja vu or not, a pair of breasts is a pair of breasts, and they appear to be ripe for the taking as well.

Greedy hands darting forward you attempt to secure a hold on the glorious objects of eternal desire, however your attack is evaded.

Your outstretched hand seems to vanish as it thrusts through a suddenly apparently anomaly, reaching something soft... but not the original target.

You think you hear a yelp.

[ ] Grope
[ ] Withdraw
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:27:28 2008 No.341583 [x] Withdraw YOU'RE NOT KNIFING ME A SECOND TIME YOU CRAZY MAID BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:27:48 2008 No.341585 [x] scream

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 06:28:18 2008 No.341586 [X] Iron Heart Surge

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:28:49 2008 No.341587 WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE FOREST, GUYS RUMIA'S DFC IS WAITING FOR OUR HANDS TO MAKE IT COMPLETE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:29:04 2008 No.341588 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:29:27 2008 No.341590 [x] Collapse from anemia Only good can come from this.

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:29:30 2008 No.341591 [X] Iron Heart Surge Sometimes, I love you E-Mouse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:30:05 2008 No.341595 [x] Collapse from anemia HNNNNNNGH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:30:38 2008 No.341600 [x] Withdraw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:32:48 2008 No.341613 [X] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:33:19 2008 No.341618 [X] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:34:16 2008 No.341634 [x] Scream

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:34:22 2008 No.341629
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[X] Collapse from anemia

Well, whatever you happened to reach, it'll have to wait, anemia just kicked in yo.

The world spins as the sudden and quite familiar feeling of your chronic anemia begins to afflict you once more, senses loosing sync with your surroundings as you collapse back onto the bed.

Even as the world begins to blacken before your eyes, you get the distinct feeling of a presence above, the faint sound of laughter reaching your ears as something pushes you forward.

Plunging head first into the mystical gap, you find yourself immersed in a sea of stars, floating ever peacefully.

[ ] Window 1
[ ] Window 2
[ ] Window 3
[ ] Scream

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:35:27 2008 No.341640 [X] Window 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:35:46 2008 No.341643 [x] WINDOW 2

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 06:36:13 2008 No.341653 [X] ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:36:31 2008 No.341657 File: 6 KB, 256x192, 1206772591866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Scream

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:36:41 2008 No.341659 AND WHAT'S BEHIND THE WINDOW? NOTHING! NOTHING! STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:37:54 2008 No.341669 [x] Window 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:38:50 2008 No.341677 [X] Window 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:40:55 2008 No.341693 [X] Window 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:40:55 2008 No.341694 [x] Window 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:41:04 2008 No.341696 WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR CHOICES MOTHERFUCKER! [ ] Scream

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:41:19 2008 No.341699 This is blatantly rigged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:42:00 2008 No.341704 File: 359 KB, 800x800, 1206772920622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Scream

>>	That guy who archives threads Sat Mar 29 06:42:28 2008 No.341709 Holy shit I finish playing XCOM and this is continuing (finally).

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:42:37 2008 No.341710
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[X] Window 2/Scream

You scream like a little girl, letting out all your feelings of terror and allowing the entire vicinity of stars know just how unmanly you are.

Simultaneously you manage to force yourself flying towards what appears to be the safest escape, the shimmering image of a town approaching as you float forward.

Plunging forth you find yourself flying head first towards rough ground, literally face-planting in the dirt upon arrival.

You vaguely hear the sound of both cautious and concerned voices from all sides... they sound human, thankfully.

[ ] Play dead
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Attempt to stand-up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:43:10 2008 No.341717 [X]Anemia option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:43:25 2008 No.341719 [x] Go back to sleep Dirt and humans crowding around me aren't going to stop my power nap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:43:33 2008 No.341722 [x] Attempt to stand-up

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:44:03 2008 No.341724 [X] Attempt to stand-up Gotta find some bitches to pierce the heavens of with our drills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:44:18 2008 No.341726 Attempt to stand up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:44:24 2008 No.341728 [x] Play dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:44:27 2008 No.341730 [x] Go back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:45:07 2008 No.341734 [x] Use your own damn legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:45:15 2008 No.341736 [x] Go back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:45:21 2008 No.341738 Keine. Breasts.

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 06:45:40 2008 No.341740 [X] Take a dirt nap. I hear they're all the rage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:45:55 2008 No.341743 [x] Go back to sleep BFG 9000 dream don't fail me now

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sat Mar 29 06:47:13 2008 No.341754 [X] Go back to sleep

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:47:54 2008 No.341759
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[X] Attempt to stand-up

Despite the still-present feeling of the previous anemia attack affecting your senses, you make a valiant attempt to stand-up, managing to at the very least reach a kneeling position.

It seems luck has favored you this day, you find yourself in what appears to be a simple human village, although none appear to be coming forward to aid you immediately.

Instead you notice a hole in the growing crowd forming for some individual, a woman approaching swiftly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:48:42 2008 No.341763 >>341759 [X] Charm person

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:48:54 2008 No.341764 [x] LET'S ATTACK AGGRESSIVELY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:49:11 2008 No.341768 [X] Act as if you died standing while asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:49:11 2008 No.341769 >>341759 Post error, continuing here Arriving at your unmoving form, your stamina still not quite up to the test of arising fully, the beautiful female offers you her hand to rise. [ ] Accept the hand [ ] Breasts [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:49:11 2008 No.341770 >>341764 (If you know what I mean)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:49:16 2008 No.341772 [x] Shoot person with your colt 1911 .45

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:49:38 2008 No.341778 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:50:08 2008 No.341783 [x] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:50:08 2008 No.341784 [X] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:50:45 2008 No.341789 [x] Breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:50:46 2008 No.341790 [x] Accept the hand. THEN BREASTS

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:50:48 2008 No.341791 [X] Breasts OPPAI, OPPAI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:53:29 2008 No.341815 [x] collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:53:41 2008 No.341816 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 06:54:14 2008 No.341820 [X] Self-destruct sequence initiated

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:55:46 2008 No.341833
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[X] Breasts

Hands? Common courtesy? Such things are unneeded for the male incarnate such as yourself, instead you lunge forward for the true prize.

Sadly, you fail to calculate your actual remaining strength reserves, your sudden surge forward simply sending you unceremoniously flying into the dirt once more.

Rolling over, gasping for breath, you catch sight of the woman's bewildered gaze, however you don't think she truly caught on to your true motives.

Strength fades you once and for all, the anemia attack claiming your consciousness.

[ ] Dream
[ ] Dream 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:56:42 2008 No.341840 [x] Dream 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:56:52 2008 No.341842 [x] Dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:57:09 2008 No.341845 [X] Intelligent design/evolution "debate"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 06:57:51 2008 No.341850 [x] IDKFA

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 06:58:14 2008 No.341854 >>341833 [X] Die.

>>	Sat Mar 29 06:58:18 2008 No.341856 [X] Dream 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:00:09 2008 No.341875 [x] HAIL BRITANNIA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:00:16 2008 No.341876 [T] Dream 2

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:04:50 2008 No.341913

[X] Dream 2

You find yourself in an immense dark corridor, to your right is a line of windows, illuminating the long hallway with a dull grey light.

The world seem to shift wildly and unhinge itself, your surroundings becoming incomprehensible as you stare at the approaching figure.

A lone maid approaches, a wicked looking array of knives present in either hand, the deathly gaze accompanying them can only wish for your demise.

Drawing your own blade, you race forward into mortal combat, unwilling to abandon the fight for breasts and survival.

--------------------------

The haunting dream world vanishes, you find yourself awakening in a plain yet comforting wooden room.

For some odd reason you're clothed in a dark-blue school uniform, where it came from or how you were clothed in it is unknown.

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:05:03 2008 No.341925 [X] Laundry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:05:45 2008 No.341920 [x] Closet

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:06:05 2008 No.341926 [x] Laundry Maybe we can find some pantsu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:07:54 2008 No.341937 [X] Look under the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:08:36 2008 No.341942 [x] Laundry Followed by [x] Put underwear on head

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:08:42 2008 No.341944 [x] Laundry

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:12:43 2008 No.341965
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[X] Laundry

Ignoring the noises outside, you decide that you'd best use your time wisely, approaching the laundry basket and beginning to search it's treasured depths.

For some odd reason, your right hand throbs in slight pain as you use it, you can't remember injuring it however.

Dismissing the pain you continue looting, minutes later emerging with what can only be a pair of silk panties, recently worn no doubt.

[ ] Equip
[ ] Discard
[ ] Exit
[ ] Go back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:13:23 2008 No.341966 [X] EQUIP!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:14:11 2008 No.341972 [x] Equip?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:14:23 2008 No.341973 [X] Combine with chewing gum and knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:14:48 2008 No.341976 [x] EQUIP Our transformation into Hentai Kamen is nigh!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:15:50 2008 No.341982 >>341965 What color?

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:15:54 2008 No.341984 [X] Equip

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:16:06 2008 No.341986 File: 41 KB, 306x600, 1206774966848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Equip

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:17:02 2008 No.341994 >>341973 Someone's been playing an adventure game. [X] Go back to sleep. We have internet, we can look at panties whenever.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:17:15 2008 No.341997
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[X] Equip

Damn, looking at the frilly silk lacing and beautiful design, you can't help but think of how good your butt would look in this.

Minutes later you pose before the mirror, pants discarded, panties equipped, the synergy is impeccable.

As you take in the sight, sudden sounds emerge from outside the room, someone must be approaching.

[ ] Continue posing
[ ] Fake sleep
[ ] Hide in laundry
[ ] Wardrobe

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:18:10 2008 No.342005 [X] Combine with chewing gum and knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:18:14 2008 No.342006 [x] Continue posing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:18:37 2008 No.342010 [x] Masturbate furiously

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:18:45 2008 No.342011 [x] Hide in laundry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:19:04 2008 No.342014 [x] Continue posing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:19:14 2008 No.342017 [x] Combine with train, plane, and drill

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:20:04 2008 No.342021 [ ] Wardrobe

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:21:52 2008 No.342036 [x] Continue posing

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:23:33 2008 No.342049
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[X] Continue posing

You wonder for a brief moment why you would fear the approach of others, for you are, MAN INCARNATE.

Taking the brief moment left before the arrival of your visitor, you make the grandest and most manly pose possible, a dazzling sight indeed.

The woman from before enters, wooden tray topped with what appears to be tea and biscuits, however she halts in her tracks, frozen as she sights you.

Your presence attack appears to have worked, next action?

[ ] Flee
[ ] Biscuit
[ ] Panties

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:24:14 2008 No.342053 [ ] Panties

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:24:15 2008 No.342054 [x] Panties

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:24:37 2008 No.342057 [X] Biscuit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:24:38 2008 No.342058 >>342049 [X] Convert to Christianity

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:24:41 2008 No.342059 [x] Biscuit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:24:51 2008 No.342061 File: 108 KB, 478x358, 1206775491803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Flee Fuck, I've been spotted!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:25:06 2008 No.342062 [x] Pose

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:25:36 2008 No.342066 [x] Flee

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:26:32 2008 No.342072 >>341997 [x] Hide in laundry

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:27:26 2008 No.342076 [x] Flee

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:29:18 2008 No.342081
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[X] Flee/Biscuit

Taking advantage of the womans terrified confusion, you swiftly dart forward, exiting the room in a flurry.

Mid-dash you take the time to relieve her of the biscuit tray, proceeding to sprint out of the room and down the hallway with your prize.

You reach a large room, multiple pathways abound, think fast.

[ ] Right
[ ] Left
[ ] Pantry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:30:04 2008 No.342085 [x] Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:30:05 2008 No.342086 [x] Pantry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:30:10 2008 No.342087 [x] Pantry

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 07:30:24 2008 No.342090 [X] Cookie. I mean, biscuit. Gotta mess with them by calling it British.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:30:28 2008 No.342091 [ ] Pantry

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sat Mar 29 07:31:01 2008 No.342098 >>342049 [X] Down down right right then use strength

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:31:14 2008 No.342094 [ ] Quantum tunnel through wall

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:31:21 2008 No.342095 [X] Pantry

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 07:32:24 2008 No.342100 Fuck yes, my absurdist suggestions have infiltrated the thread. [X] Headbutt the floor

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:33:34 2008 No.342105
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[X] Pantry

You leap into hiding, closing the door swiftly behind you and huddling into cover within the cramped and dark pantry.

Footsteps pass by outside, you think you hear shouting and the definite sound of multiple individuals moving throughout the house.

The pantry is too dark to see anything, your only glimpse being due to outside lighting before shutting the door, it would be easy to trip and spill your biscuits.

[ ] Light
[ ] Eat
[ ] Search blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:34:18 2008 No.342106 [x] Eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:34:38 2008 No.342111 [ ] Search blindly

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:34:40 2008 No.342112 [X] Eat Nothing but panties, eating biscuits, in a pantry. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:35:11 2008 No.342115 [x] you mean GROPE blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:35:57 2008 No.342117 Where's my anemia?! You promised me anemia! [X] Anemia attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:36:25 2008 No.342118 [ ] Eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:36:36 2008 No.342119 [x] It is delicious biscuit, you must eat it

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:36:51 2008 No.342120 [x] Eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:36:51 2008 No.342121 [X] OM NOM NOM

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:40:18 2008 No.342131
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[X] Eat

Lights, who needs lights? Your the goddamn spider-kamen bitches.

Crouching down into the most comfortable position possible, you begin to devour your tray of deliciously prepared biscuits.

A few minutes later you finish the batch, finally sating what was a growing hole building in your stomach.

You are left in the dark with an empty tray, the sounds of searchers are still present outside, however they seem to have grown more distant, perhaps spreading out further.

[ ] Exit
[ ] Remain in hiding
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] Grope blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:41:05 2008 No.342133 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:41:25 2008 No.342136 [X] Grope blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:41:29 2008 No.342139 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:42:07 2008 No.342144 [x] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:42:16 2008 No.342145 [x] Grope blindly, finally

>>	Sat Mar 29 07:42:25 2008 No.342147 [X] Grope blindly Enough Anemia shit, we'll never finish a plotline at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:42:39 2008 No.342149 File: 20 KB, 434x362, 1206776559919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Remain in hiding

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:43:04 2008 No.342150 [x] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:43:05 2008 No.342151 [ ] Grope blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:43:15 2008 No.342152 [x] Grope blindly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:43:54 2008 No.342156 [x] Grope blindly There is nothing my hands cannot touch!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:45:10 2008 No.342161 [ ] Collapse from anemia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:45:42 2008 No.342162 [X] Eat the plate

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:45:45 2008 No.342163
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[X] Grope blindly

Discarding the tray near the entrance, you proceed to search, no make that *grope*, the pantry.

Hands first you proceed carefully, finding the dark room to be much larger than you originally expected, or perhaps you simply landed in some sort of passage?

Regardless, eventually you hit an end, wherever you are, wherever you began, you're not quite certain as you can't see shit.

[ ] Search the wall
[ ] Attempt to find the entrance once more
[ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:45:54 2008 No.342164 GROPE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:46:32 2008 No.342167 [X] Pray to Jeesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:46:39 2008 No.342168 [x] Search the wall

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:46:42 2008 No.342169 [x] Search the wall Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:47:27 2008 No.342174 [X] Search the wall

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:47:35 2008 No.342175 [X] Search the wall while crying

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 07:47:58 2008 No.342179 [X] Q Q for lack of pew pew

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:48:25 2008 No.342182 [x] Search the wall for a magic missile, which I will then cast at the darkness

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:48:42 2008 No.342184 [x] Grope the wall

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:49:41 2008 No.342190 [ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:49:56 2008 No.342192 [x] Cry in a dark, lonely corner

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:50:46 2008 No.342196 >>342163 OH FUCK WE'RE IN THE BASEMENT Grope Flan.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:51:24 2008 No.342197
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[X] Search the wall

Acting on an instinct, you reach out and proceed to utilize your immense groping, er, searching skills that is, deftly covering the wall in mere moments.

Your hand finds a hold on a stray stone, pulling it with a loud 'click.' The room reverberates, you pull back from the wall as it seems to part ways, the sudden flashes of moonlight nearly blinding to your un-prepared eyes.

It appears to be a secret exit of sorts, you still hear the sounds of searchers in the distance, yet you doubt anyone, even the owner of the house, would think to check here.

Also, it's fucking freezing, because you're wearing panties and left all your decent clothing behind.

Before you is the dark forest or you can circle around the house and make your way into the village, choose wisely.

[ ] Forest
[ ] Village

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:00 2008 No.342207 [x] Village

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:04 2008 No.342199 DON'T BLOW THIS, GUYS WE NEED TO PLAY IT SMART AND FIND A WAY TO GROPE FLAN BEFORE SHE KILLS US

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:07 2008 No.342200 [x] Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:16 2008 No.342202 [ ] Forest

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:52:35 2008 No.342203 >>342197 [X] Village I've got to show off this marvelous outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:39 2008 No.342204 [ ] Forest

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:52:39 2008 No.342205 [x] Village I WILL SHOW THE HUMANS MY SPOILS THEY WILL KNOW I WAS A MAN AMONG MEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:53:11 2008 No.342208 [X] Forest

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:53:57 2008 No.342211 [x] Village

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:54:08 2008 No.342213 [X] Gotta grope 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:54:10 2008 No.342215 [y] Village

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:54:32 2008 No.342219 The forest is a lie [x] Village

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 07:56:08 2008 No.342221 [X] Launch yourself into space

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:56:21 2008 No.342223
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[X] Village

You decide against venturing into the forest, odds are that you'd die a cold painful starving death out there, at least the village would likely only condemn you a madman.

Circling around the house, you stealth out into a bush and take in the village center, noting a single massive figure patrolling before you.

Focusing your gaze you note that he wields a massive blacksmiths hammer, twirling it idly as he likely awaits either the return of his companions or to find you.

[ ] Sneak attack
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Attempt to move silently past him

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:57:53 2008 No.342227 I'M SEEING RED ATTACK!

>>	GARdian Sat Mar 29 07:58:09 2008 No.342229 File: 502 KB, 461x320, solid_snake_box.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Attempt to move silently past him

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:58:53 2008 No.342230 [x] Sneak attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:58:53 2008 No.342231 [x] Attempt to move silently past him

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:58:53 2008 No.342233 [ ] Sneak attack

>>	That guy who archives threads Sat Mar 29 07:58:53 2008 No.342234 [ ] Attempt to move silently past him Should I archive this thread as well? Also, autosaging, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:58:53 2008 No.342235 [x] Silent ninja skillz

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sat Mar 29 07:59:42 2008 No.342245 File: 146 KB, 350x400, Reisen_SuppositoryHug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [X] CAVE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:59:53 2008 No.342242 [x] Attempt to move silently pass him "Snake Eater" is now playing manually in your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:59:53 2008 No.342243 [x] Move Silent check

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:00:54 2008 No.342253 We need that hammer. [ ] Sneak attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:01:54 2008 No.342256 [x] Attempt to move silently past him If only we kept our knife from the pants we left behind in the mansion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:02:54 2008 No.342260 [X] Sneak attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:04:54 2008 No.342273 New thread >>342266

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