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[Anonymous No.]

Today is September 18th, my birthday. I figure I have about 20 years left before heart disease sends me to the hereafter. I expect to spend much of that time here, or in places like it down the line.

Isn't it lovely?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it congestive heart disease or just the normal kind?

[Anonymous No.]

;__;
That was really deppressing.
Well I wish you a happy birthday, anon, and I'll visit you in your dreams tonight~

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like you're living your final half year.

[Anonymous No.]

That is a cute frog.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3390216
That's what your mother said when you were born, then she realized you were her child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390219
why did I smile? That's a horrible joke and the only thing worthy of the batting of an eye is the execution.
god I need sleep.
NIGHT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390219
OH MAN
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!!!!

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sion Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !3nfYhy8NyI No.]

>>3390219

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390211
International loli rape time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390219

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390243
Yesh... little brown ones

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

You'll live into your late 70s before succumbing to prostate cancer.

Enjoy your extra 50 years of realizing that touhou gets boring and you'll never be able to go back to college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390289

But... I'm already in graduate school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3390289
It's never too late for college.

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>3390317

I said "go back". If anything, enrollment in graduate school lets people assume that you're too concerned with a degree to actually socialize when you could.