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Am I the only one here who'll never, ever accept Byakuren as a Touhou? She shows up and flounces around a little and suddenly everyone is all YOUKAI JESUS and GRADIENT HAIR. This is such bullshit. Everyone, even ZUN, is just being fooled by that woman.

>> No.3382682

Am I the only one here who'll never, ever accept Satori as a Touhou? She shows up and flounces around a little and suddenly everyone is all HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP and fifth-grade elementary student loli. This is such bullshit. Everyone, even ZUN, is just being fooled by that woman.

>> No.3382675

>>3382656
Byakuren doesn't really exist.

>> No.3382686

But Suigintouhou is my waifu.

>> No.3382701
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Touhou-Suigintou is a really good person.

>> No.3382706

I want to hate her but I just can't

>> No.3382714

Byakuren is a magician. Why isn't there tons of pairing her with Marisa yet?

>> No.3382715
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>>3382701
Byakuren and friends are the ONLY truly good touhous.

>> No.3382722
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Superhuman.

>> No.3382742

Byakuren is just another one of SATAN's tricks to turn you away from ALMIGHTY GOD! You need a good, Christian Touhou that knows that they are a SINNER, and destined for HELL upon the day of JUDGEMENT! like Remilia

>> No.3382746

>>3382715
Byakuren and her group = good
Reimu, Marisa and Sanae = evil
Youkai-killing is bad! A peaceful world for humans and youkais is the best!

>> No.3382760

Reimu confirmed as last boss of Touhou 13.
Marisa for stage 4, Sanae for stage 5.

>> No.3382767
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GRADIENT HAIR's purifying light will save even the darkest heart~

>> No.3382764

Wow... Anon totally called it. When UFO rolled around you were all whining about the new characters, and sure enough now we have image dumps.

>> No.3382777
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>>3382760
And the playable main-character is Byakuren? FUCK YEAH!

>> No.3382782

>>3382777
Playable Byakuren is a no-no. She'll just send Nazrin or Shou or Kogasa out to do the errands.

>> No.3382787

>>3382656
>I can't beat Byakuren so I'll stick to calling her a shitty touhou instead

>> No.3382788

>>3382782
>After 1000 years of being sealed away Byakuren felt the urge to go outside on adventures

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>>3382782
>Nazrin
Ok, ok! Thats better!
I love the...... TINY TINY CLEVER COMMANDER!

>> No.3382797

>>3382788
You think running a YOOKAI shrine isn't an adventure each and every day? She'll be too busy dispensing grace and tranquility to bother with adventures.

>> No.3382799
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>>3382767
Dat gradient hair.

>> No.3382817

>>3382788
Don't you mean:

"AHHHHH! After 1000 years I'm finally free! Time to conquer Earth!"

Shou would make a great Goldar.

>> No.3382823

>>3382817
I remembered Dan's threads all of a sudden.

Damn, I miss Dan. ;_;

>> No.3382830

>>3382823
Give it time. he'll come back.

>> No.3382833

>>3382817
Byakuren wasn't sealed for trying to conquer earth though. Rather, she was sealed because humans are racist fucks.

>> No.3382836

>>3382823
Damn you, DAN KIM ;_; you broke my heart

>> No.3382841
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>>3382833

"And we're going to seal her away once again!"

GO GO TOUHOU RANGERS!

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I put on my ahoge and demon wings...

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>> No.3382877

OP is a jew.

>> No.3382878

>>3382866
Not even ronry birthday Alice makes me want to comfort someone as much as those eyes do.

>> No.3382893

I'm sorry, UFO fucking sucks.

The cast, the music, the levels, everything. Totally unimaginative and uninspired. A huge disappointment. I hate the new horrible, boring, shitty Touhous and will not acknowledge them.

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>>3382893
cool story bro

>> No.3382907

>>3382893
ah yes *plays Usatei at full volume*

>> No.3382911

Buddhist touhous are best touhous.

>> No.3382914

Am I the only one here who'll never, ever accept Kaguya as a Touhou? She shows up and flounces around a little and suddenly everyone is all NEET and RAINBOW DANMAKU. This is such bullshit. Everyone, even ZUN, is just beeing fooled by that woman.

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>>3382911
What does that even entail anyway? I have no idea what devout Buddhists are like but I'm pretty sure Byakuren isn't one of them.

>> No.3382921
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Am I the only one here who'll never, ever accept Rin Satsuki as a Touhou? She shows up and flounces around a little and suddenly everyone is all WHO'S THAT? and NICE ERHU. This is such bullshit. Everyone, even ZUN, is just being fooled by that woman.

>> No.3382926

>>3382914

Kaguya is the second-best Touhou.

Mokou will always be better though.

>> No.3382928

>>3382921
thats gengetu not rin satsuki for fawks sake

>> No.3382947

Her and Nue. As much as I didn't like tiger hair at first, I began to like her. Nue and Byakuren are just unimaginative.

>> No.3382968

In b4 Byakuren turns into the next Aya/Sanae.
The girl that will appear in almost every other Touhou game from now on.

>> No.3382981
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>>3382856
YOU LIKE THAT! HUH?

>> No.3382983
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>>3382928
This is Gengetu. Note that she has wings.

>> No.3382985
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There is only one true Youkai Jesus.

>> No.3382987
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Crosses~ Who needs crosses~?

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>>3382968
God I hope so.

>> No.3383005

>>3382983
This is Rin Satsuki. Note that she doesn't exist.

>> No.3383001
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>>3382983

>> No.3383017

>>3382985
Is that so?

>> No.3383060
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>>3383001
AWESOME!

>> No.3383082

>>3382985
Jesus cannot clap his hands... because he's crusified
Rumia cannot clap her hands... because she has a disease that disallows for her arms to move from that t position
Byakuren CAN clap her hands...

Therefore, Rumia is Youkai Jesus- Byakuren is a slut

>> No.3383095

>>3383082
your mother is a slut

>> No.3383108

The next touhou will have everybody from UFO as playable characters and it will use pairs like IN. The teams will be:
Reimu/Sanae
Marisa/Byakuren
Nazrin/Shou
Ichirin/Murasa
Kosaga/Nue

>> No.3383150

GODDAMNIT. I HAD A FULL LIVES BUT NOT UNTIL STAGE 5

FUCKING SQUIGGLY LASERS. FUCK!

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>>3383150

>> No.3383206

>>3383150

Shou has, like, one attack with squiggly lasers, and it isn't even a card.

No, the attacks where they spin around at the top before coming down straight do not count.

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>> No.3383249

>>3382656
Hey, what happened to Shinki's wings?

>> No.3383266

>>3382764

It's predictable because it happens EVERY FUCKING NEW GAME RELEASE.

>> No.3383383

COME ON GUYS, I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SHINKI'S ATTACK IN THAT PICTURE!

>> No.3383397

Why is it that if you lose a life or two in the first 3 stages of any pre-MoF game you still have a chance, but in MoF and beyond you're pretty much screwed?

>> No.3383403

>>3383150
>>3383206

I feel sad now. I lose the majority of my lives because of BROFIST

>> No.3383404

>>3382760

Orin playable for touhou 13 would be interesting

>> No.3383422

>>3383383
Not enough humongous purple/black orbs.

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This should have been the final boss of UFO.

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>>3383404
Mhhhhh, yes!
Sort of want...

>> No.3383942

>>3383484
That's a big fucking hand.

>> No.3383956

I don't accept anyone after MOF as a "touhou"

The doujin groups know that too

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>> No.3383996

>>3383956
But subterranean has great characters even if Mountain of Faith was a tad lacking...

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>>3383964
HOLY SHIT!

>> No.3384044

>>3382746
Child labor good, President of Malaysia bad!

>> No.3384061

Fortunately ZUN doesn't care for any of your opinions...neither do I
(therefore I'm ZUN...oh wai..............)

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