/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I just lost my virginity, it really isn't that great guys...

[【 五角場 ～ 之 ～ 無名氏 】 No.]

I know, right? But see, you're not the one getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

Fleshlights don't count bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Well maybe you should try fucking better women.

I, for example, have a sister who is in college and I constantly fuck her hot roommates/friends.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>3380015
>I, for example, have a sister who is in college and I constantly fuck her
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380015
Posting it on an imageboard isn't courageous enough to turn dreams into reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380007
Being raped doesn't count.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380015
>Well maybe you should try fucking better women.
This is something of a problem. People try it out and find out it's pretty meh, but these faggots keep pushing, claiming that you just haven't found the right woman for it, and they won't be satisfied until you've wasted most of your youth mindlessly chasing after girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380015
I can lucid dream too, fuck you.

[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

>>3380040

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380043
What's it like being the little girl?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Let me guess: cheap hookers?

Wait a second, did you really lose your virginity? Or are you confusing visual novel ero scenes with real life again? This has happened before Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380044
No, I'm raped-male-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex is nice, but it isn't the OMGWTFBBQ thing people make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380099
it is when you are not getting any

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380107
Actually, I think non-virgins make a bigger deal out of it than virgins. Normalfags practically live for it, making it the high point of their lives to get drunk and fuck some random woman, while we can't even be bothered to go outside so we can meet potential sex partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380116
Nah, only a small portion of normalfags do that, everyone else just goes about their business not giving two shits about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380116
>while we can't even be bothered to go outside so we can meet potential sex partners.
Speaking of which, my family keeps trying to convince me to give up my hikki-NEET lifestyle so I'll have a chance to meet girls. It is very annoying.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>3380007
It's only good when you're with someone who you love.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

My dog was raped by another male dog one time. He didn't seem too happy to lose his virginity.

[Gasman !L4KDmeU2Do No.]

>>3380007
First time is always OH GOD CONFUSED/IM SO ANGAR. Go with it, relax and let things work themselves out naturally. This is what we were made for so, you know, it's 90% instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3380007
>Hey /jp/, I just lost my virginity
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

1. The first time will often suck if you go in with huge expectations. The emotional side of it can still be fucking awesome though.

2. It'll get better. Like all things, sex gets better with practice.

3. One night stands and hookers are shit.