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114514 years old, I'm a sage

>> No.33766383

A sage? Ah..
What's your height and weight?

>> No.33766677

A SAAAAAGE

>> No.33767737

>>33766252
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIND THE SUBTITLED INMU EPISODES
It's like they were fucking deleted from the internet, no matter where I look for them, dailymotion, youtube, they're just not there anymore, I could only find 3 minutes of the first episode

>> No.33767790

>>33766252
114514 years of fermenting vagina...

>> No.33767860

>>33766252
cripple lmao

>> No.33768401

>>33767737
Well at least the interview has been translated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGStJYhhqtQ

>> No.33768829

>>33766252
Is this teh c**kie thread?

>> No.33770635

>>33766252
Hag, that is whay are

>> No.33774393

>>33768829
y*s.

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Are you excited homos?

>> No.33777117

>>33776932
I still find it surreal that KNN is back and pandering to homos

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>>33776932
Disgusting, even by my standards.

>> No.33783124

>>33766252
- Okina has 114514 years
- That means she must've been born c. 100,000 BC
- First structures on Earth were made after 100,000 BC
…
- Okina used to be homeless

>> No.33789890

>>33783124
Damn
you can't be homeless if you have your own backdoor realm

>> No.33791739
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33791739

>>33783124
114,514 years old and still has a very young physique

>> No.33793234

>>33777117
I think that's her norm.
https://youtu.be/xBgoxfepdZc

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deja vu

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do you like her

>> No.33800182

>>33799807
i like metal gear rising

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Covered with shit Posted by: Crappy daddy the pervert (Thursday, August 10 14:30:56)
The other day, I met the old bum under the riverbank for the second time. It was under an overpass, so no one could see us from the road. We started by getting naked and sucking each other's cocks. While licking our cocks, we gave each other an ichijiku enema I had brought. After holding it in for a while, we both felt it getting close, and we went into the 69 position so we could lick our assholes. It didn't take long for both of us to reach the end of our patience. I could feel my asshole twitching.
While licking my cock, the old bum said "Ahhh^~ I'm going to shit myself~~" and before I could say anything, a huge stream of shit came pouring down my face. At the same time, I shat all over the old guy's mouth and face too. Our faces were completely covered with shit. After smearing each other with shit, I gave him another enema and fucked his ass with my shit-covered dick, then scooped the shit with my hand and licked it off. We pissed and smeared shit on each other many times. Finally, we came into each other's mouths while 69ing.
I'd love to get covered with shit in a group of 3 or 4 guys. The old bum is into it too. I'm 163*90*53, the old man is 165*75*60. If you want to have some fun with shit, please contact me. It would be best if you could meet with us in the northern part of Okayama Prefecture, but I guess Okayama city is fine too.
Let's get covered in shit soon!

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