/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So er...

Why so little pics?

http://danboard91.livejournal.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>LJ
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[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

I like my girls without dongs.

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>>3361280
I don't really care about the dong, just that their thighs isn't skinnier than my fucking forearms.

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>>3361280
that is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7167634

[Anonymous No.]

THERE IS NO PROOF THIS IS A TRAP

[Anonymous No.]

Maid, get off of 4chan, you don't know how to 4chan, you're a maid!

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>>3361300
That's what happens when you're a penniless neet who never uses his legs.

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>>3361310
oh god youre right...i think im gonna vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3361310
Sup battler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3361265
Mah dik's thkr than his legs

[Anonymous No.]

she's a girl

[Anonymous No.]

a trap thread? on my /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

it's ok, as long as hes wearing a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>3361444
SHE

[Anonymous No.]

this is now a kneel and lick my feet thread

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is no fun

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>>3361533
Yeah. Not nearly enough traps.

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[Anonymous No.]

Chisame, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

Um... yeah I'm currently lurking the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Cannot tell if there are two traps in this thread or if it's all just Chisame. I did head he was getting a new outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3361463
Isn't that the school uniform from Shuffle! ?

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more traps. Seriously.

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>>3361593
I didn't start the thread, the shuffle clothes are my second set of clothing, the one I mentioned that was arriving, I've not scrapped up enough cash for another set as college is starting and I have 15.3837 USD to live off of a week including gas and other expenses

>>3361595
yeah it's a Shuffle Summer uniform complete with hat

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>>3361628
Why dont you show a bulge so people will beleive you a guy?

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>>3361628

So OP's pic isn't you then?

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>>3361631
I let the people believe what they want, what makes you think I even have a bulge?

Why don't you show your bulge?

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>>3361632
OP is Danbo I had a nice conversation with him over at /a/ a few days back, I don't save his pics since they are all on his blog anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared because if I ever get my own place this is the first thing I'm doing.

I've got the hair ready.

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>>3361638
Im not the one posting "MAYBE im a guy or a girl" pics on /jp/.

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>>3361640

Wait, since when did /a/ have a resident trap? Also, link to said blog please anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame or Danbo.

I can't decide.

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>>3361656
I'd take a swing at both.
With my penis.
Into their butts.

Catch my boner?

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>>3361656
have a harem

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>>3361650
danbo's link is in the OP post

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>>3361667

I have to say, he has fucking nice legs.

Then again, so does Chisame. They're both pretty cool, but I don't go on /a/ so I guess I'd go with Chisame.

[Anonymous No.]

all the fucking images redirect to one link. can't download the full set goddammit.

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>>3361663
Trap harem is awesome?

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>>3361676
I lurk both boards. I've been one 4chan for a long time, got my maid clothes back in april this yr. here's the pic I used a few days ago in /a/

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame X Danbo where?

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>>3361688
that's his problem lol not yours. danbo has better lighting conditions and more clothes variety with cleaner backgrounds.

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>>3361463
I want to take you to a dark corner of the park at night and handcuff you to a broken lightpost, ball gag and blindfold you. I'll stick it in your ass while the peeping toms watch from behind the trees and bushes, as they come closer I'll lift up your skirt for a big surprise and cum deep into your ass, then I'll leave you there for their pleasure until morning.

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>>3361698
trap harem is incredibly super fucking gay

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>>3361725
stale pasta is stale

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>>3361725

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>>3361718
>Chisame X Danbo where?

This raises the question, if said event were to happen, who do you think would be on top?

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>>3361752
I personally pray that, that never happens. As I myself, is still straight.

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>>3361761
>As I myself, is still straight.

I guess that means you'd be on top then.

[Anonymous No.]

clean your room before taking pictures lol

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>>3361771
but I like cowgirls.

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>>3361761

>I is

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>>3361776
I've been wanting to do that all summer, but as soon as I start sweat starts pouring as it's always 30C ambient and I think to myself, screw this, and take a cold shower, grab a popcicle and go have a conversation with the fan, we like to talk about ahhhhhhhh, and the fan replies my ahhhhhhhhhh

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>>3361778
sorry, bad habit of mine as I like to refer to myself in the 3rd person.

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Who would win in a fight, Chisame or Danbo?

HEAVEN OR HELL.

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>>3361794
>Who would win in a fight, Chisame or Danbo?
neither, they'd both get unbelievably turned on seeing each other in their frilly dresses and start having sex. of course, this would all be recorded with pictures, which im sure they'd be kind enough to share with us.

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>>3361778
>>3361786
3D trap moe! Now you have done it.

[Anonymous No.]

chisame, please dont ever get a girlfriend. stay pure.

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>>3361794
I don't like getting in fights, I'm the healer, my job is to wear high heel boots, zettai ryouiki, heal people and be sexy

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>>3361782

at least throw all the stuff at the other part of the room where they cant be seen. I do that all the time with i selfpost

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>>3361810
I probably couldn't find one even if I tried, my outer normal appearance emits an aura so bad people avoid sitting near me. That said I'm almost 25, on 4chan and still trying to look like a little school girl

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>>3361817
lol you wouldn't want to see the other parts of my room then

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame is mai waifu.

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>>3361819
>on 4chan and still trying to look like a little school girl

You're living the dreams of hundreds of anon. Be proud.

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>>3361819
Wow you ahve a lot of random shit in your room.

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>>3361819
>I probably couldn't find one even if I tried, my outer normal appearance emits an aura so bad people avoid sitting near me.

I call bullshit. Any guy who can pass himself off as a girl is like a fucking magnet for women. Not that I would know, but I'm sure there's truth in what I said.

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>>3361834
My room is also my work space as I fix computers on the side for an extra cash flow besides my 15bux a week

oh and room thread

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>>3361840
I don't organise my hair when I go to college, wear a button up shirt and casual pants, my car got scrapped so I ride on a scooter, my wind blown hair looks really fuzzy and all over the place when I get to class, I don't talk to any body and I scram as soon as class is over, my class has a number of 52 students 11 are male.

[Anonymous No.]

btw chisame or danbo(if you are here), do you live alone?

because i am 26 and i still live with parents, so its very hard to get chance to dress up

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>>3361864
>my class has a number of 52 students 11 are male.

Well your odds are pretty good then. Plus, I read nothing bad in what you wrote. Well, nothing I'd consider bad, but then again I don't exactly hang out with all the cool kids so what would I know?

[Anonymous No.]

you are lucky, in my college time my class have about 47 people and only 1 female

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>>3361869
I live with my grandmother, she's horrified. So I try not to have her see me. My dad knows but he doesn't live with me.

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>>3361864
>wear a button up shirt and casual pants
that's your problem. go to class in your shuffle outfit. problem. fucking. solved. everyone, guys and girls will be all over you.

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>>3361864
>button up shirt
What's bad about that? That's classy if you look good in it.

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>>3361871
I go to a school that was famous for producing "wives" for high standing officials back in the old days hell it started out as a girl only school, having 11 guys in my class is already wayyyyy above the average for other yrs, departments

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>>3361874
so none of your RL friends know?

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>>3361879
>trap, goes to a (former) girls' school
I fucking hate you. So much.

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame, if I knew you IRL I'd support you. Not as someone who wants to get in your pants, but as a bro. Not that me telling you matters much, but I hope you realize there are people who respect you for what you're doing and not just the fact you dress up like a girl.

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>>3361880
um, my blood related sister that got adopted by another family knows, and her close friends know, she goes to a girl nursing school. a few close friends know but they are either younger or older than me, only one has seen me in my maid clothes and 0 have seen me in my shuffle clothes, I hang the clothes in plain sight though.

Some of the people in my class has seen my clothes but they think I'm just collecting clothes for my "future" girlfriend, I actually wear a size M girls size for the maid clothes and a size L girls size for shuffle.

I'm 178.8cm and currently between 52~56kg

[Anonymous No.]

I like Chisame more than Danbo simply because I've never spoken to the latter, so I don't know what he's like. Chisame on the other hand seems pretty cool, at least from what I've gathered from talking to him.

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>>3361900
>they think I'm just collecting clothes for my "future" girlfriend
๏̯͡๏

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>>3361888
Teachers loved me when I was in high school even though because I didn't understand the local language, I just slept and didn't cause any trouble, got a recommendation for my college and got in.

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame, out of pure curiosity, do you ever plan to stop being a trap, and if so why?

[Anonymous No.]

for anybody that wants to grown out your hair, Shampoo, conditioner, treatment are important. I personally use VS sasson wieghted straight shampoo, and conditioner pictured as I want straight hair, recommended to me by a female friend, conditioning is important, you have to wash and condition EVER SINGLE DAY, the treatment on the right should be done 1~2 times a week at least after you shampoo and condition, I do it on weekends,

for drying, dry off as much as you can with a large towel

to be continued

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that Danbo has to photoshop his pictures leads me to believe he's got ugly legs and needs to airbrush them and enhance the lighting before they're passable.

I'll stick to my pure Chisame thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

forgot picture

I don't plan on stopping anytime soon but next yr I'm going to be conscripted into the army if I get graduate from college, and will be forced to cut my hair, I've trimmed it back to shoulder length as I burnt it while leaning over a stove, CLIP UP your hair before you cook!

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>>3361968
>will be forced to cut my hair
What the fuck. No seriously, why are you joining the army? Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

just a wild guess from your post, are you from singapore?

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>>3361310
You assume that everything is a trap until you have proof that it's not. Better to be safe than faggot.

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>>3361996
Getting off to a man who looks like a woman doesn't make you gay, unless you know it is a man.

It's like the black hole information loss paradox, unless you get within the event horizon/the suspected trap's pants, you don't know what's inside.

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>>3361980
When you are given a choice between being thrown into a military jail and being treated worse than a convicted felon in a civilian jail, you join.

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>>3361988
no I'm not from singapore GMT+8 and around a 1.5hr flight to japan, not that I've been there.
>>3361980
what >>3362004
said

for drying my hair I use a philip SalonShine ION for drying at a controlled 57C

high heat is bad for hair, the philip salon shine has the temp controlled at 57c so it doesn't fuck up the hair as much, ions help keep the hair moisture in and not get all fuzzy I know it's purple it's the only one I could find the blue one didn't have ion and the grey one was always out of stock

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>>3362042

i see...30'C and compulsory military, i tought maybe u are near me , then i can go find you :p

[Anonymous No.]

for straight hair, stick the hair dryer close to your hair around 5cm away? at 57C it won't fry your scalp if your hair dryer is too hot give it more distance, take a comb fine toothed and comb your hair while blowing it on a straight downward motion, don't blow it all over the place because that won't make your hair straight, repeat and give it a cold shot every now and then to cool it down. and the epilator also picture is for legs and armpits, sweat + armpit hair = bad odor no matter how faint

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure that not many from my country visit 4chan, at least I've not met any. Although I was born here I spent my childhood in the states, so english is actually my primary language. (yeah I know my grammer sucks, this is a imageboard, not a essay lol)

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>>3362042
Which country are you from? Korea?

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>>3362062
hm looks like its pretty tough being a trap.

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>>3362085
I live in the city that the World Games 2009 was held in.

Personally I don't care for Korea, too much plasitc surgury and brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.]

nah it's only if you want your hair like this and don't want split ends

you can just trim split ends off but I don't like going to salons and barbers so I prefer not to have them in the first place, the salons keep wanting to give me a short spiky haircut I hate, too much styling gel and crap, barbers want to give you buzz cuts

[Anonymous No.]

for simple traps just get a wig~
I personally really want my own hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>3362093

woot, i guess correct

[Anonymous No.]

God fucking damn it. I despise you so much.
You always make me so god damn envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3362118
World Games 2009 was not held in Korea...

[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

I'm skinny enough to do this, but certainly not hairless enough. And unless these people are naturally hairless, shaving everything in order to wear girls clothes for internet props seems kind of silly.

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>>3362120
put some effort into it and you'll be fine, most people should at least be able to attain a ??? status

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>>3361968
Chinese!

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>>3362133
you don't have to shave everything, unless you're wearing something really revealing, I just epilate my legs below the knee because It's more confortable with socks that way, if you wear the black socks I wear people can't see it even if you don't shave, my armpits because sweat creates bad odors when mingled with the bacteria on the hairs. I didn't touch my arms at all

camera angles does wonders

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>>3362135
Also, that hairdryer.
I have extremely curly hair, so curly it looks like springs after it dries. You told me in a thread earlier that you could get your hair straightened with an ion dryer.
How much did you pay for the one you have?

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>>3362140
this looks like a japanese label to me....

[Anonymous No.]

China does not have conscription. What are you talking about?

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>>3362153
http://www4.ipmart.com/main/product/Philips,SalonShine,Ion,Hair,Dryer,HP4886&#44
;120853.php?prod=120853

should be pretty cheap in the states too.

Ion's mainly for moisture control and nourishment what straightens your hair is the comb and blow motion, and partially the shampoo.

you could get a straight perm when you're at a good length to help

[Anonymous No.]

I don't live in China...

[Anonymous No.]

ok I'm done talking, time to pleasure myself with your pictures...

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i can post my pics here too lol

but ur perfectness make me seems bad

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3362182
I'm hardly at perfection, I don't have makeup to take face shots

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[Anonymous No.]

2009 games were held in beijing...

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Fucking /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

this is not a skirt, it looks like one but it's actually shorts

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>>3362187
You can get dresses but not makeup? What the fuck?

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>>3362165
When i pull it, it reaches more than halfway across my back. But I don't think I want to poison my hair with chemicals like that by getting a straight perm.

The price is decent in that link. I might actually buy it. Thanks.

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>>3362164
Wiki says red - countries with conscriptions.

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>>3362197
/b/ doesn't like me and I don't visit them

>>3362196
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Games_2009

World games, not olympic

>>3362199
It's more like I don't know where to start and can't find stuff like black lipstick even online locally

[Anonymous No.]

makeup and dressing up is different. to dress up you just need to wear it. for make up you need to learn the techniques and skills. I give up learning after a week lol

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>3361265
when I loose some weight, I want to buy a dress like this.

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>>3362209
Looks like you might need to attend a makeup class or get someoen to teach you.

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>>3362205
that map is semi inaccurate conscription has been invoked for people born after 1999 as I'm born before that, I still get conscripted shit sux

[Anonymous No.]

>>3362223
I don't have the courage to take a class nor am I courageous enough to ask a girl to teach me.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess you dont have any female friends to do it...

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>>3362225

look for michellephan in youtube, she is good

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>>3362227
I don't have any "close" female friends or any that knows my doings. lol, most of them don't wear makeup.

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>>3362236
michellephan does really heavy makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

Anime eyes tutorial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJXK5EJEQA&feature=channel

[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

>>3362278
>no afens but it dosnt realy look like anime eyes im not trying to be meen or enything but to be honist i reay dont thnk its posibul to make your eyes look like a anime charectors

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>>3362280
^_^

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>3362280

Looks like whoever wrote that could use some eye surgery themselves, for actual medical reasons.

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>>3361968
I'm sorry for asking such a stupid question, but what is this "treatment thing"?

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[littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

I should do these but include the bottom half of my face so it would be like sugoi female zettai ryouki on the bottom and then this beard coming out of a frilled dress collar.

[Anonymous No.]

hump

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>>3363993
Can't fap to that.

[Anonymous No.]

hump

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>>3361265
I just fapped to that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>3363970
helps smooth out the hair strands and repairs damage for less fuzzy and splitted hair

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>>3366142

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>>3366142

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>>3366193
Eclair is not amused

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this shit.

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>>3366142
>>3366193
would you suck it yes or no please respond

[Anonymous No.]

is this warosuko

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>>3366201
Wow eclair... I thought I was the only one who watched this anime! I like Lumiere better though...

[Anonymous No.]

kiddy grade a shit

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>>3366203,4
FUCK
YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3366142
is that you dick-spammer and was this the first time you posted it on /jp/?

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>>3366203,6
ya man

[Anonymous No.]

>Purged Account

>This journal has been deleted and purged. You can rename your account with this username.

Does he have a new site? Please share.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't eat
I don't sleep
All I do is murder gays