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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:52:24 2009 No.3352882 [Reply] [Original]

"And he was like 'but I have currrryyyy!'"

"Ugh, what a loser. You know he tried to take me on a date?"

"More than he ever did for me."

"Yeah, you'd think, right? Not so much. Burgers and fries."

"Whaaaaat?"

"I know, right? And he can't even sit through a meal without bitching about how I eat!"

"Oh no."

"What a prick! It's like, I don't shit all over everything he does! And then you know what he wants to talk about? Vampires."

"Again?"

"Again. I wasn't even dropping hints anymore! I was flat out telling him I was sick of talking about that shit! What gives?"

"What a loser. How did he think he was ever going to get laid? It's like he's trying to keep his virginity or something."

"Well, you know guys like him. He has his security girl, so he bumbles around looking for other notches to put under his belt."

"Yeah, but those kinds of guys usually get good at it by his age. And, seriously, 'security girl'? Isn't that, like, his fucking sister? Gross."

"I hope he stays on Far Side."

"Seriously."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:56:24 2009 No.3352909 File: 45 KB, 272x153, thumbsup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] niiice I like how Ciel complains, but she never mentions how she let him do her in the butt. Where's your sense of superiority now, Ciel?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:57:24 2009 No.3352910 Amusing. GG mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:57:24 2009 No.3352915 File: 56 KB, 293x301, fascinating7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:58:24 2009 No.3352916 >Keep his virginity Didn't he fuck his doctor's daughter?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:59:24 2009 No.3352927
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"And he was like 'duhhh, were you in a church outfit last night, you had cool boots on durrrr.'"

"He just came right out like that? Wow, that had to be awkward."

"Tell me about it! I thought my sides were going to burst, what an idiot!"

"I mean, you'd think he'd try to beat around the bush at first. Y'know, a little subtlety or something."

"Honestly, what a waste. I know there's somethings you're supposed to be able to forgive in a man, but you just can't fix stupid."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:00:24 2009 No.3352930 >>3352916 think she was the aggressor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:02:24 2009 No.3352937 >>3352916 Now that I don't remember reading. Unless I'm forgetting something. Not that it matters, he probably has anyway.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:05:24 2009 No.3352952
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You guys have it easy. One time, Shirou lost it right after we stripped.

"Duhh, I done had it, but den I saw yuu and nowz itz gone hurrr"

And then when you go to all the trouble to work him back up, he mashes up your face like he's mixing up a ball of fucking playdough! Ugh, that had to be the most humiliating night of my life. I almost thought the sun was going to come up before we ever got around to it!

I'm glad I died. I really am.

>>	Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sat Sep 12 02:08:24 2009 No.3352961 File: 55 KB, 480x362, Eirin sees my massive manhood for the first time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was that meant to be funny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:08:24 2009 No.3352966 >>3352952 Not quite up to par. Double Bogey, minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:10:24 2009 No.3352973 >>3352961 Amusing. Take it a bit easier, Jonesie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:20:24 2009 No.3353035 File: 14 KB, 638x479, shikiisacheatingcunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh Ciel, you deserve better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 06:52:24 2009 No.3354196 This really makes me wonder what the hell Hisui and Kohaku talk about. Or if they ever talk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:00:24 2009 No.3354212 >>3354196 Their only interaction is Kohaku molesting or raping Hisui, there's no need for talking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:07:24 2009 No.3354234 >I'm glad I died. I really am. I laughed more than I should have.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:12:24 2009 No.3354248

>>3353035
Only in her Good End. I've pretty much forgiven everyone involved (like it matters either way, but whatever) for Ciel's Good End, though, because she has pretty much the only happy True End in the game.

I think she's the only heroine with two happy Ends, actually. Maybe Hisui.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:13:24 2009 No.3354256 File: 32 KB, 604x474, Hisui6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He called me a slut.

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Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow Sat Sep 12 07:15:24 2009 No.3354263

>>3352973
And you know what? It WAS amusing. I mean, sure, I could go on for hours about how 'Oh this is wrong, and the person who wrote this obviously didn't understand X or Y', but it's clearly a lampoon so why not just take it as it is?

So yeah. Pretty funny. The accompanying picture sure helps, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:20:24 2009 No.3354279 >>3354256 but you are a slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:21:24 2009 No.3354284 >>3352882 give up ladies. you can't deny the fact that he laid both of you and you girls liked it. just wait for Ciel goods harem end, things will be different around here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:22:24 2009 No.3354286 >>3354256 Only guilty sluts make that facial expression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:23:24 2009 No.3354289 >>3354284 Yeah, they kind of take over his life there, don't they? Still, he gets to 'sleep' with the two sexiest women in the game (with the possible exception of Aoko), so I don't feel too sorry for him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:27:24 2009 No.3354297 >>3354289 >Still, he gets to 'sleep' with the two sexiest women in the game that was my point too

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:33:24 2009 No.3354305 File: 14 KB, 317x367, 1251138253163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying this isn't how relatioinships with Type-moon girls truly are anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:37:24 2009 No.3354313 File: 37 KB, 800x600, Fate Stay Night 196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it took Senpai a whole year of fawning attention for him to realize I liked him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:39:24 2009 No.3354317 >>3354313 To his credit, Shirou's mental capabilities are inhibited due to severe carbon dioxide inhalation during his childhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:40:24 2009 No.3354321 >>3354317 I think he might actually be smarter than we give him credit for; how else could he do the incredible mental gymnastics required in absolutely refusing even the slightest possibility that somebody might like him as more than a close friend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:42:24 2009 No.3354326 >>3354317 >>3354321 It's not that. He's not stupid. Close, though. >>To his credit, Shirou's social capabilities are inhibited due to becoming a hill of infinite swords in his childhood.

>>	Emiya Sat Sep 12 07:43:24 2009 No.3354332 File: 35 KB, 150x150, 1251020267401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3354313 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:45:24 2009 No.3354339 >"I hope he stays on Far Side." Yes, so do I

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:45:24 2009 No.3354341 >>3354317 >>3354321 fascinating

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow Sat Sep 12 07:46:24 2009 No.3354344 File: 135 KB, 809x1150, Arcueid Ciel underwear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3354339 Far Side? More like Cliffside, amirite?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 08:06:24 2009 No.3354401

>>3352882
>"And he was like 'but I have currrryyyy!'"
>"Ugh, what a loser. You know he tried to take me on a date?"
>"More than h- wait, what the fuck Arcueid !?."
>"Hello there Curry Ass, took you a while to notice."
>"What the hell are we doing here, I'm going to annhilate you dirty monster."
>"Have at you Church's dog, I'll rip you to shreds !"

fix'd

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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 09:30:24 2009 No.3354616

>>3354401
>"And he was like 'but I have currrryyyy!'"
>"Ugh, what a loser. You know he tried to take me on a date?"
>"More than h- wait, die monster, you don't belong in this world! !?."
>"It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by humans, who wish to pay ME tribute!"
>"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
>"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions... But enough talk, have at you!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 09:38:24 2009 No.3354640 >>3354616 Fantastic. I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 09:51:24 2009 No.3354674 >>3354616 So Dracula is Arcueid and Ciel is Ritcher ? Fuck can't unsee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 13:56:24 2009 No.3355820 up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 14:03:24 2009 No.3355862 File: 63 KB, 515x555, heeheehee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3354313 I fucked your Senpai. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 15:47:24 2009 No.3356329 >>3355862 Well, seeing as it didn't seem to make you feel too good...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 15:48:24 2009 No.3356335 >>3356329 >BBcode Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 15:52:24 2009 No.3356350 >>3356329 She came. I'd say she felt good despite the initial pain.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Sep 12 15:52:24 2009 No.3356351 >>3352916 Confirmed by Nasu. Lost his virginity very young.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:31:24 2009 No.3356518 >>3356335 Considering how well seems to work, I just assumed all BBcode would work. And for some reason, I remember it working. Might've been /co/, though. Or 7chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:34:24 2009 No.3356531 >>3356527 Ah, that's where it was. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:34:24 2009 No.3356527 >>3356518 >>3356335 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S3352882#p3356329 (surprise!)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:35:24 2009 No.3356533 >>3356518 Archive

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:38:24 2009 No.3356536 So is this all women ever do, complain about men?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:41:24 2009 No.3357688 File: 279 KB, 800x600, 1172969528758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3352966 Here's looking at you, Kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:44:24 2009 No.3357713 >>3356533 /tg/[/i] WHERE?????[/u]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:48:24 2009 No.3357739 They both want Shiki's cock and are trying to defame Shiki, so that the other woman stops pursuing him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:55:24 2009 No.3357807 >>3356536 Yes, very much so. But then again, we are not ones to talk, considering all we do is complain about 3D woman and praise imaginary woman for as long as she does not desire to have imaginary sex with imaginary man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 21:00:24 2009 No.3357872 >>3356351 When and where?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 21:06:24 2009 No.3357933 >>3357872 Never. Or Plus Disk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 21:11:24 2009 No.3357983 >>3357933 Plus Disk I think. The Doc's doctor is a pedo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 21:14:24 2009 No.3358017 >>3357983 I seriously need to get Plus Disk. Can I get a link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:12:32 2009 No.3358017,1 >>3357713 *THAT'S RIGHT, MR. EKSOPL, I'M CALLING YOU OUT.*

>>	Anonymous Jones !TapsqdZp4A Sun Sep 13 20:53:03 2009 No.3358017,2 >>3358017,1 Why would you bring light to your FAILURE as both a bbcode user and a man?

>>	‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ Tue Sep 15 02:14:28 2009 No.3358017,4 I apologize for bumping the thread but I felt I should use some BBc^o_de too`.` I know testing is looked _down upon, but meh. test: _{_{_test}}

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