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3337924 No.3337924 [Reply] [Original]

Can I sleep with you?

>> No.3337926

I guess it's okay if it's for one night...

>> No.3337932

>>3337924
Only if I get to cuddle in your tails.

>> No.3337936

NO.

Firstly my bed has a no clothing rule.

Secondly my bed has a no animals clause.

And finally who the hell wears a button up anything to sleep in?

>> No.3337940

No.
>Bed sharing 'bad for your health'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8245578.stm

>> No.3337950
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3337950

And that was how it... h-happened. You're not angry, right? Ah, there's so many! Now Chen has so many sisters to play with!

>> No.3337952

>>3337936
Yesterday, I slept with my cat while wearing a button up shirt. How does this make you feel?

>> No.3337957

I sleep with jeans on.

And shoes.

>> No.3337963

>>3337957

You are a filthy person and do not deserve a bed.

>> No.3337966

>>3337963
oddly enough, i second this motion, all for depriving >>3337957 post the scruffy "second" pic

>> No.3337975

>>3337963
I sometimes lie down face first on the carpet where my shoes have been. I lie there and take a nap... because my sheets are yellow with old sweat.

>> No.3337976

Sleeping on the floor is awesome.

>> No.3337983

Yeah, floors.

>> No.3337989

>>3337952
Why should I care?

its not like you're the worlds hottest weeaboo girl in my town and I miss out by not having you in my bed.

Honestly people are dumb sometimes.

>> No.3337992

>>3337989

You couldn't fit in my bed anyway, fatass.

>> No.3338010

>>3337992
See now you're just trying to be offensive. Take it easy.

>> No.3338030

>>3337936
Fujiwara no Mokou does.

>> No.3338035
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3338035

I sleep with my Youmu.

>> No.3338041

>>3338030
If Fujiwara no Mokou jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?

>> No.3338059

>>3338041

No, I'd wait for her at the bottom and rape her while she's still regenerating.

>> No.3338083

>>3338030
Good for her.

>> No.3338127

can I sleep on you?

>> No.3338136

>>3338059
WRONG, Find mokou's liver and eat it and drink the juices inside to become immortal. Then you can rape about everyone

>> No.3338150

>>3338136
And spend eternity in Jail if you are caught?...

>> No.3338154

>>3338136
then you realize immortality sucks and everyone hates you and you can't kill yourself.

>> No.3338158

Imagine how large and strong you would be, lifting weights everday and getting fucked by angry black men for decades

>> No.3338162

>>3338150
rapes not a life sentence.

>> No.3338188

>>3338136
Don't hate Mokou.
She's an immortal girl who went down on her luck and is now forced to pay for it by living forever. Living through hell day by day... And convincing herself to believe that it's okay, but in reality, she's just a sad, old, little girl.

Give Mokou some love. She'd be the kind of girl kind enough to plant a maple tree and wait 200 years just so you could have real maple sauce on your pancakes, all for just a little bit of your sympathy. Really, I don't have the guts to hurt her. Even if she's immortal. There's too much on her shoulders.

>> No.3338191
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3338191

What could be more cuddly?

>> No.3338236

>>3338154
That's a weak excuse propogated by the nonimortal.

>> No.3338238

>>3338188
;_;

>> No.3338241

>>3338188
I'd be immortal.

>> No.3338263

I'd pretend to be one of Kaguya's assassins and kill Mokou every day just to get closer to her because I don't know how to strike up a conversation with her ;_;

>> No.3338266

>>3338136
There has to be a doujin about this somewhere.

It doesn't even have to be H. Someone has to do it.

>> No.3338278

Go back to bed Ran.

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3338322

>>3337950
Just make sure you never miss a support payment. As...

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3338328

>>3338322
...well. You can probably figure this one out by yourself.

>> No.3338346

>>3338328
So goddamn adorable.

>> No.3338402

>>3338188
>just so you could have real maple sauce on your pancakes
>just so you could have real maple sauce on your pancakes
>could have real maple sauce on your pancakes
>real maple sauce on your pancakes
>maple sauce

It's maple syrup and it's fucking delicious. Don't forget it!

>> No.3338428

>>3338158
Ass rape is only bad because it leaves your ass bloody and useless. If you're immortal and regenerate, it probably wouldn't even hurt.

>> No.3338476

>>3338241
Problem with that is;
she will know what will happen. Anyone with common sence would say something along the lines of "oh I'll become immortal too, then relieve her of her burden of loneliness".
Problem is, eventually you two will get sick of each other. However long it will take, eventually you'll come to hate her, just like she hates Kaguya, because you'll be fed up with living for so long and blame her and yourself for taking the opportunity of having a taste of the medicine of eternal life.
Then, she'll feel bad, and that will add even more to her conscience for letting herself let you become immortal. And feel even worse about herself because it's her herself that's the cause of your misery. I'm sure, if you were given the opportunity to ask, she wouldn't reccommend it.
Actually, she did that in Imperishable Night.
Mokou has a lot more to her than people know. I really hope to see her again later in the games.

>> No.3338487

>>3338402
I wouldn't even think of doing such a thing

>> No.3338586

>>3337924
DELICIOUS FOX TAILS.

⑨ OF THEM

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