/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Do we still do yukkuri threads?

I've been going through a wave of nostalgia. If nobody else minds I was going to dump a few comics.

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>>33254775
Ye
Easy threads are still common

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>>33254838
based

abuse or family friendly?

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Yukkuris are still often seen taking it easy around these parts. Of course there are still the uneasy mister humans who prevent them from taking it easy, but they try to avoid those.

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Your yukkuri comes in after playing outside one day crying! She says some wild yukkuri moved into your background and started taking it easy, but won't let her take it easy! It's a whole family, and they say that their Marisa is the strongest, so as the shitty human you need to be careful or you'll die easy!

What should you do?

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>>33254915
>letting your yukkuri go outside unsupervised

just begging for this to happen

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>>33254875
both

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>>33255063
Exceedingly based

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uneasy mr bump limit can drop dead

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>>33255095
On what?

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Dumping an old classic. 1/11

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Apparently it only has nine and I'm dumb

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Which yukkuri is your favorite anon?

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>>33260615
Patchi for loving, Reimu and Marisa for abusing

Patchi for abusing when you realize that it's more satisfying hurting something more intelligent

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>>33260715
Patchi one of my favorite as well however i don't think I have the heart to abuse it.

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>>33260758
Imagine getting a Patchy and raising it to be like the yukkuri equivalent of a Rhodes scholar. You just give it a loving, supportive household and form a relationship based on mutual respect.

Then one day you just boil a thing of tropicana on the stovetop and just dunk it in.

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>>33254875
You'd think Patchies and Remilias would have better relationships all things considered

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>>33261103
Sounds terrible.

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>>33261641
Smart patche knows that Mr predator can't take it easy

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i love yukkuri

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Easy days~
Refreshing days~

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>>33263652
Relaxing days~

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Question for abyuse enthiasts.

Do you like it more if it's a shithead, or more if it hasn't done anything to deserve it? I think I'm weird, because the more sympathetic the yukkuri is, the more I enjoy abyuse. Yukkuri that are portrayed as intelligent, caring, or even heroic are way more satisfying to me.

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>>33270560
I don't like hurting yukkuri unless theyre patchys

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>>33270560
They both are enjoyable for different reasons.
The satisfaction you get from abyusing and nicehead is different from the kind you get from abusing a shithead. Sometimes you want some justice, sometimes you want some undeserved pain and suffering.

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>>33271501
w-what would you do with a patchi

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>>33270560
>the more sympathetic the yukkuri is, the more I enjoy abyuse. Yukkuri that are portrayed as intelligent, caring, or even heroic are way more satisfying to me.
i see you're a man of culture

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>>33271886
my nigga

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Would anyone object if I dumped the most fucked up yukkuri doujin I've ever seen?

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>>33270560
same

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>>33270560
All yukkuri are shitheads by nature.

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>>33270560
For me, it has to be deserved in some fashion. Spoiled ones don't deserve to die or such, in my mind, but the needlessly spiteful and cruel do. Perhaps it's justice porn

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>>33275758
How do you feel about True Happiness?

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>>33275838
I didn't really like it, it had good art and was decently creative but it didn't feel deserved enough

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>>33271901
Chen and Ran made it to the Yukkuri Land, where they met a nice Mister Human. They found a nice warm easy place, and they sing songs, eat sweets, play games, and have fun every day until they get tired.

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>>33276497
godspeed, happyendingposter

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Does anybody else have ideas for stories, but not have the talent to actually implement them? I've got a couple.

>Anon who runs off into the wild to escape from NEET life, runs into a pack of yukkuri run by a dosu, and ends up living in yukkuri society and helping the dosu to look after the flock, serialized into a series of comics
>How Its Made style series about the factory where it's just a series of increasingly bizarre, sadistic breeding/manufacturing procedures for different kinds of yukkuri
>series with a gold batched patchouli that helps to solve yukkuri mysteries

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>>33276576
I've had the idea of writing a reverse abuse story in which a group of giant yukkuris gang up on a human and beat him for hurting a baby reimu

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>>33277079
I was thinking this but it's like a tween who was abyusing a family without realizing that it belonged to a herd of hundreds.

Imagine getting hit by hundreds of basketballs. Shit would be wack.

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>>33277079
I would love to read this.

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>>33276576
>Gutter Trash yukkuris help out a run away mister human
>yukkuris during a earthquake

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Man I kind of want to make a yukkuri game but I would have to learn dev from scratch. Would anyone be interested in it? Is 2d or 3d better?

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>>33276576
I couldn't sleep, so I thought up an entire multiple act structure while I was lying awake in bed. Might be autistic desu

Part 1: the park

>the park is a human park near a forest, where wild yukkuri and humans both take their young to play
>abyuse is unknown, the two lifeforms coexist and play together, the yukkuri love and admire Mr Human as an organism that likes to help them take it easy
>anon, our hero, wants to abuse yukkuri, but doesn't want to ruin the dynamic and destroy this trust by alerting the others
>anon becomes extremely adept at stealthily destroying yukkuri while playing with them
>tactics include:
>digging holes in the sandbox and then putting koyukkuri in them and covering them with sand in one fluid motion, before the ko can realize what's going on and scream for help
>picking up kos to play "Mr Bird" and then dunking them in the upper tank of the public toilet to muffle their screams while they drown
>getting entire families to jump into a cardboard box to play, and then sealing the box with tape and mailing it to the factory
>making homemade boats out of newspaper and letting koyukkuri play "sail" on them in the river, then simply letting them drift off into the distance, by the time they realize that something has gone wrong and it isn't a game any more, they're too far away from the park for anyone to hear their screams
>putting kos in a vacuum thermos, so the vacuum completely eliminates any noise from inside and anon can bring them to his "easy chamber" at home

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>>33282084
Part 2: the detective

>most families, being in such a hospitable environment, are having so many kos that they can't count them all. Because they still have "lots" single disappearances go completely unnoticed unless it's a special type
>one unusually intelligent Patchouli notices, and after interviewing others, begins to notice that many of the disappearances are connected with a specific human, our anon
>after discretely surveilling anon for a while (this section is like spy v spy with anon trying to kill kos without getting caught and Patche desperately trying to keep an eye on everyone so anon can't kill again) Patche concludes that there are always less yukkuri around after "play time" than before and that anon is responsible
>Patche gathers a meeting, which the others reluctantly interrupt their playtime to attend
>the meeting is momentarily disrupted by reports of sweets over by the swing set; patchy is trying to get the others to come back and listen when anon slaps a strip of duct tape over her mouth and tosses her into his backpack
>the shaking and indistinct noises coming from Anon's backpack are completely unnoticed as he says his goodbyes to the other yu and promises to come back tomorrow, he finds Patche's nest and pops a couple of the kos into his vacuum thermos for home

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>>33282171
Part 3: the deal

>Patche, wriggling through the backpack, is running through all of the possible possibilities
>getting help is impossible, escape is impossible, and a Mr Abuser will never listen to a yukkuri telling him to stop
>by the time that Anon returns home, the great detective has concluded that she is definitely going to die, possibly after some degree of torture
>anon dumps the backpack out onto the ground, rips the strip of tape off of Patchy's mouth
>Patche is too scared to even beg, she only hopes that the rest of the herd can look after her koyukkuri
>Anon shakes the thermos bottle, and out come a couple of piss stained but still living kopatchoili and kochen, patchi's children
>as Patche is silently cursing an uncaring god, and her own inability to put the pieces together sooner, anon smiles, and says "let's make a deal"
>Patche freezes, completely failing to comprehend the situation, and anon continues
>Anon explains that it's difficult for a human to lure a yukkuri to its death without attracting unwanted attention from other humans or from other yukkuri
>he saw Patche interviewing other yus and discretely acting as a lookout, and decided that Patchy would make a perfect partner in crime
>the deal is this: do what I say, and bring more yukkuri to me, and you and your kos will become pet yukkuri and take it easy instead of dying slowly

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>>33282273
Part 4: The badge
>it's a few months later, after a montage of anon absolutely BTFOing every yukkuri that Patche can lure off by itself

>anon is tired of bullying wild yukkuri, who have only known a wild existence, and whose horizons are too small to know true suffering
>anon wants to move up to domestic gold badge yukkuri
>this would be the ultimate bullying experience, but also the most daring heist to pull off, patche's assistance is crucial
>meanwhile, patche is in her own personal hell
>she knows that she can't just escape without her koyukkuri (secure in a glass cage) suffering some unthinkable fate, but she also hates herself for luring trusting yukkuri to their own horrific fates, effectively trading their lives for the lives of her children
>the children have no idea that anything is wrong, they just know that they moved to a cool new nest and that Mr Human is feeding them more often

>local humans have begun to bring their own pet yukkuri to the park to play with their own kind
>Patche, now "adopted" by anon and sporting her own badge, is officially one of these pet yukkuri
>Patche's mission is to find one of these domestic yukkuri, preferably one with a high badge, and lure it away without alerting either its owner or other yukkuri

to be continued but I need to go back to sleep

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>>33282516
Very cute anon!

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>>33282516
Part 4 continued:

I know basically what will happen, but I haven't figured out how to pace it so that exciting and it makes a full volume worth of comic

>a nervous patchy greets the new arrivals to the park, who reply enthusiastically
>they have no idea what is coming, Patchy is dying inside trying to maintain the facade of a carefree, innocent yukkuri
>Patchy, as the only pet yukkuri there who knows anything about the park, or the yukkuri nearby, is actually quite popular among the badged yukkuri whose owners bring them to the park
>the first victim is a silver badge Alice, who confides in Patche that she wants to refresh, but that her owner won't allow it
>Patche explains to Alice that Patchy's owner is a very easy Mr owner who will allow patchy and alice to refresh all they want
>Patche explains that the next time they meet, at a prearranged signal, Patchy and alice will run away, and easy Mr owner will help them escape
>at home, Patche explains plan to Anon, who applauds Patche for her deviousness, as soon as anon leaves, Patche throws up a little bit of cream and begins to curl into the fetal position
>the next time they meet, it goes off without a hitch, alice's owner is distracted by a car alarm going off, patchy and alice quickly run to a clearing in the forest, where anon is waiting
>anon picks up a grinning alice and puts her in backpack, and walks off with Patchy as if he were simply taking his pet home
>brief cut to alice's point of view, hiding from her owner in the backpack, dreaming of the new life that she'll have with Patchy
>"mish patchy is very easy, alice will soon have a very city-sect life with patchy" "just need to do hide-hide easy"
>Anon arrives home and takes the backpack into "easy room" in the basement, patchy stays upstairs
>"where is easy ms patchy mr human?"
>the basement muffles but by no means silences the screams and begging, patchy puts her hand things over her ears (which don't actually exist lol)

I'm not sure whether it would be better to actually show the abuse or just have the noises. After that, have a couple of smaller montage style bits of Patchy luring pet yukkuri into Anon's clutches under various pretexts.

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>>33275215
Go ahead

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>>33286606
bet

1/???

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anybody lurking?

I require (you)s

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>>33286861
have a (yu)

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>>33288682
thanks fren

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>>33287026
Could’ve sworn this ended differently, then again it was a while ago

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>>33278699
>yukkuris during a earthquake

go on...

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Yukkuri drawing is an underused idea.

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>>33275758
injustice porn will always be better than justice porn

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>>33289563
I think the real redpill is realizing that abyuse works because yukkuri are cute.

A brave Marisa trying to protect its children against an abyuser is adorable. A spoiled deibu demanding sweets isn't.

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>>33287026
This was too mean i didn't like it

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>>33290464
There's a reason I said it was fucked up.

It's one of the only ones where I genuinely felt uncomfortable reading it, and just felt kind of sad and empty afterwards. And this is coming from somebody whose first yukkuri doujin was True Happiness.

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So I've been lurking /sfg/ and I had a stupid idea for a one shot

>the biggest obstacle with manned space missions is humans, who need to eat food, breathe air, and are just generally too big and too hard to keep alive
>Japan's space agency specializes in micro rockets, and is far behind its rivals in manned flight (this is actually true in real life)
>JAXA comes up with the ingenious idea to replace manned missions with manjuu missions, saving upwards of 90% of the cost of life support systems and crew quarters

Everything about it is good. Imagine a Marissa in a little space suit going "hewwo mr groun contwol"

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>>33290937
Economy?

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>>33291558
Whoever greeted them in the first panel is either very clever or very stupid.

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>>33291679
Reminds me of this doujin about abusing the greeting mechanics.

https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1191

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kiwwin mr human daze..

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>>33270560
I'll preface this by saying I don't particularly like abyuse, but I do get some satisfaction out of seeing a shithead be put in its place. My thoughts are pretty much the same as >>33275758. I also get a kick out of seeing yus of characters I dislike getting abused. There's really ought to be way more Remilia abyuse, most of them are predatory assholes anyway.
Additionally, while not exactly abuse, the more benign, troll-y sorts of depictions of suffering like >>33269497, >>33291558, and >>33291791 get a chuckle out of me. I think this is because it is more so dark humor than outright malice.

>>33287026
To be honest, I'm not exactly sure what the owner's motives and what conclusion he came to were. Was he trying to figure out exactly what was different about badged and non-badged yukkuri, and figure out the best way to market and price them to maximize profits?

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>>33300376
It sounds like you're just a non degenerate.

Let me guess, your first exposure to yukkuri was something other than kiriraitaa

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>>33300658
Ha, well, perhaps I'm not fully a non-degenerate. I still like Remilia abyuse, even of innocents.

You're right, kiiriraitaa was not my first exposure, though I still caught wind of him pretty early on. I knew about yukkuri's existence when initially learning more about Touhou, but my first real exposure to them was on this board, when we had more frequently recurring yukkuri threads some years back.

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>>33254775
>be me
>be frequent rekt thread connosiour
>unfazed at the video of chinese kids along with his family getting killed by a car
>not even flinch after seeing that father and son cartel execution video
>watch yukkuri rekt comic once
>virtually distraught at the horrible scene and traumatized for the entire day
am I the only one who like this?

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>>33302814
I'm the polar opposite. I can't stand to watch people getting hurt, but these things suffering brings me immense joy.

How do you feel about pic related?

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be quiet easy

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>>33274986
thanks you richy P for being kind (´꒳`∗)

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Marisa is an engineer da ze

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>>33306944
Yukkuris being bullied by their own stupidity will always be the best bullying.

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>>33302814
I'm the same way. At first I thought these things were grotesque spawns of autism, but after seeing abyuse I somehow became sympathetic to them.

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I think that you can't help but be sympathetic towards them because of how helpless they are. They're so adorable trying and failing at basic tasks.

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More happy please. Don't like abuse as much.

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>>33308950
Is light bullying acceptable?

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The rest of this comic is reddit as fuck, but I really like the idea that domestic yukkuri know what abusers are and are mortally afraid of them.

It makes me feel weirdly proud.

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hiding from stupid mr human daze

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usin mr waincoat easy

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>>33309225
Show it anyway.

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>>33310224
Ight, but I'm pretty sure an unironic tranny made it

https://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/37689?pool_id=624

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>>33309938
>If the Yukkuri pees or poops in the raincoat, it would be dangerous!
Yukkuri are never truly safe.

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>>33313881
What is going on in that image?

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Are there any good gamnes? I've tried Simyukkuri, Eight Views, and that 3d Android one and wasn't too impressed.

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>>33315979
Can you post links to the ones you know about?

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>>33316034
https://osdn.net/projects/simyukkuri/
Requires Java, it's been a year since I played it but the user interface was bad, IIRC

https://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/
I don't remember if this one supports English or not, I know JP so it wasn't a problem

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.gr.java_conf.sakatasnow.YukkuriDiary&hl=en_US&gl=US
Controls were weird and I couldn't figure out what you needed to do

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>>33316071
If you know Japanese, could you translate some doujins? There's a ton of good stuff with no English TL available

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>>33301154
Just for you

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>get really into abyuse
>read a nonstop diet of really brutal ones where they don't deserve it
>eventually, the sadism turns into sympathy and depression
>search for family friendly as a palette cleanser

anyone else?

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>>33327733
please don't abuse the quotation function on /jp/

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>>33327733
Who are you quoting?

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>>33327733
TG;DR

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doing mr philosophy

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>>33330455
Yukkuri never cease to amaze.

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Had an idea for a story where there's a nicehead family in a yukkurarium and they notice a family of cockroach yu that come out when Mr isn't home.

Because they're niceheads, the two families immediately become friends, and the yukkurarium family tries to help the cockroach yus, while Mr becomes increasingly suspicious that something is going on.

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little ones are getting mr sun

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>>33309938
Would be funny if it was airtight.

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Any good doujins with sexual abuse on top of violence? Gonna look for some myself but feel free to share your favorites

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>>33342447
I don't think they actually use oxygen. If they didn't notice they'd probably be fine.

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Can someone describe to me the appeal of abyuse? I used to think it was just edgelords being edgy, but there's so much of it and it seems to encompass so big a fraction of the Yukkuri content out there that it must be more than that.

Whenever I look at it it just makes me feel queasy, and if I keep looking at it it's always a "this is so horrible I can't look away" sort of fascination. And this only ever happens when I happen to stumble across a hoard of the stuff (such as in a /jp/ thread). I never feel the desire to seek it out.

What leads you to seek it out, /jp/?

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>>33342977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression

If you experience a very strong emotion, you can experience what's known as a "dimorphous" emotional reaction. That is, a positive stimulus elicits a strong negative response, or vice verse. So in the case of a yukkuri, an extremely cute creature can trigger a response of aggression rather than compassion (which is how humans normally respond to cute things). Conversely, seeing an extremely cute creature in horrific pain can trigger a response of satisfaction rather than despair.

I think you also have to dehumanize them a lot for the dimorphous response to be more powerful than the normal response. Hence why it can't be a human, or even an animal, serving as the object for the aggression. It has to be something that clearly isn't real, or else it would just be horrific and not satisfyingly.

t. just went on a four day long abyuse bender and trying to figure out why

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>>33342557
These are pretty memorable.
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/2093
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1119
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1742

>>33342977
It's different for everyone. Some like to see cute, innocent creatures get hurt. Others prefer the yukkuri to be absolute shitheads and deserve their fate. Personally, I prefer tragic stories where yukkuri fall victim to their own stupidity or the selfishness of other yukkuri. Survival of the fittest and all that.

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>>33342557
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/185

This is one of my all time favorites, just because of how silly and fucked up it is.

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Story idea number 9001: what would a world with no abyuse look like

>one area of Japan has no shitheads
>it's revealed in a flashback that the entire yukkuri population of this prefecture is descended from a few families of niceheads, who were led by a wise patchouli and went on a long journey to get to this remote location
>because there were no shitheads breaking people's windows, eating their vegetables, and demanding sweets, the idea of "abyuse" never occurred to anyone and the whole thing never got started
>nonetheless, yukkuri breed at an alarming rate, and the locals realize that having semi-sentient creatures overpopulating the area would be a bad thing for both human and yukkuri alike
>the original plan was to have local dog catchers simply round up all of the strays but this was abandoned when public officials realized that you don't have to "round up" yukkuri when you can just offer them sweets and they'll follow you
>most are neutered to keep numbers down, but the locals insist on maintaining a no-kill shelter to protect their beloved local animal
>the original plan envisioned an animal shelter, but in practice it ends up being more like a yukkuri village run by humans and inhabited by yukkuri, the humans barely have to do anything
>with that many niceheads in one place, all taking it easy, the easiness level reaches unmanageable proportions
>in nature, when this many yukkuri are taking it easy, yukkuri biology inevitably increases to the next stage
>the staff come in one morning to find a dosumarisa singing to a crowd of thousands of ecstatic yukkuri
>the humans briefly consider the idea that the dosu could be dangerous, and might need to be euthanized, but a brief conversation reveals that the dosu is committed to "helping mr humans take it easy"
>a bright new era of human-yukkuri cooperation begins

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>>33344932
Cool story, but who are you quoting?

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>be new to /jp/
>don't know the culture
>get bullied by anons

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>>33345455
who quote

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>>33345455
We aren't bullying you; we're just teaching you the board culture.

Lurking is harder than people give it credit for. In this context it entails observing and identifying the behavior and mannerisms of a board and then convincingly mimicking it without any feedback. That's not always so easy, especially when it's a negative like this: you would have to realize that /jp/ DOESN'T greentext and then suppress the habit, which is a lot harder than it is to notice people on other boards greentexting and then imitating them.

This is why we say things like "who are you quoting?" and "too green; didn't read": to provide that feedback. It's flippant, but by 4chan standards it's actually quite polite. Other boards might be telling you to kys yourself over this. This a gentle nudge, not a gouging jab.

Also: you're anonymous here! Reputations do not stick. Refrain from greentexting in the future and we will be none the wiser that you ever did.

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In recent times, yukkuri have become aware of the concept of "mr money," which enables humans to take it supremely easy.

Unfortunately, their investigations into the matter have been quite unsuccessful to date, despite their best efforts.

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>>33353326
I hope a drawfig uses this, has a lot of potential.

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>>33287026
Why yukkuri threads are like this?

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>>33363970
It's an abstract kind of feel

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>>33363970
That happens every other day.
Pay no mind.

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>>33371422
and then they bud off and that's how new yukkuris are made

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>>33267671
Not being turned on by being called a fat-bottom girl? Or at least taking it in stride?
This is why Alice is forever alone.

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>>33380618
>fat-bottom
I'm sure it's just alluding that Alice is fat in general. That or she's stupid for thinking a Yukkuri could carry her weight.

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>>33383863
I think the joke is that the yukkuri was just stating it as a fact, ie "the human is too big for me" and Alice interpreted it as an insult because of course she would.

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>>33345455
The banner says dont come here

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>>33419198
>know that /jp/ doesn't do greentext
>intentionally use it anyway just to annoy people

anyone else?

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Imma contribute my 2 reemoo bucks, I don't like the yukkuri abyuse. yeah... not for me but some are funny, other's I might as well do anything but waste my time reading em. I wanted to see cute shit

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>>33287026
What is this mental illness

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>>33423979
I guess there are actually non degens here who agree it was just retarded

thank you for being a sensible person. here's a cutie

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>>33309753
yut yut

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>>33415672
That reminds me of the human husks from Half Life 2. What kind of twisted mind would think of this?

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>>33427781
The greatest mind of our generation.

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I fucking hate all of you and hope you die. Yukkuri abuse is the fucking worse. I have literally no mental tolerance for this shit

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>>33434266
Just hide the thread my guy. Obviously if you're on 4chan, you're sometimes going to run into fucked up things.

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>>33434323
I ALWAYS GET BAITED IN BY THE CUTE POSTS, I HATE THIS.

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>>33434381
But abyuse is cute

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>>33277079
I’d read it

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This is like fluffies, but not fucking terrible

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>>33443288
It directly inspired fluffies.

I think the secret ingredient is that there were already a ton of 2hu doujin artists floating around who know how to make actual art.

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>>33434323
>you're sometimes going to run into fucked up things.
aaaaaaaaaaaand you'll soon become desensitized by it.

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>>33434266
Worse than what?

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>>33449340
I can barely even enjoy abuse any more because I've like burnt out the neurons.

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>>33274986
wealthy harpischord saves the day yet again

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>>33455702
the fuck is that coming out of Yoog's arm?

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>>33458183
I have never understood that but it's a part of the original image.

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Yukkuri abusers must be killed

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>>33458733
Good... let the hatred flow through you.

Soon you'll be one of us.

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yuu- can mr bunsen burner take it easy..

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it can! take it easy mr marshmellow

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>>33468244
>>33468261
Happy end!
Did you draw that yourself? It's really good.

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I like how Patchoulis are even too weak to fight back properly when abyused.

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>>33474555
Really, all of them are, it's just that patchies are smart enough to know that.

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>>33443450
The secret ingredient is that Yukkuri aren't "real" animals with blood, guts and bones and that Yukkuri, despite being naive and general lack of knowledge or understanding or things, aren't also worse than actual toddlers. They're "retarded" but aren't "literally retarded" like those abominations are.

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>>33474790
More than anything, I think it's just that yukkuri are cute and fluffies are disgusting. Nobody wants actual horseshit all over their house. Anko is fine.

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>>33477405
rude

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Actually, without a doubt, this is the last post I'm ever going to make here. Ever.
Last few weeks the place has become incredibely disgusting. I can put up with Alice posters, but I can barely put up with all the vile posting. To top it off, shit like this and posters like this >>33434421 or this >>33287026 or this >>33309171

You disgust me, on a deep, existential level. I can't be around you people, you genuinely repulse me and even responding to you like this is an effort.
Enjoy your shithole.

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ok bye faggot

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>>33477739
see you tomorrow
remember to take it easy

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>>33477739
また明日！

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anyone have the comic where a marisa hat gets turned into an icing bag filled with crushed koyukkuri?
>>33270560
niceheads, shitheads, i love abusing them all. the appeal is them being small and helpless.
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>>33475732
i've enjoyed fluffy abuse too, but it's pretty disgusting in comparison to manju. greentexts are more palatable.

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I FINALLY FUCKING MANAGED TO FIND THE REASON I BECAME AN ABYUSER
it's little miss tiny from the mr men show getting manhandled
i used to rewatch this scene so many times in kindergarten, and i never understood why i loved it so much
https://youtu.be/Qqc8qA1t4PM?t=180

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>>33477739
Sorry I hurt your feelings I guess.

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Ahh, I want to breed yukkuris, in particular the ones with the natural proclivity to sing "Easy days, refreshing days" constantly at all times, and just fill my tiny apartment with hundreds of them.

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>>33479704
Interesting. So instead of you abusing the yukkuri, they abuse you and all of your neighbors.

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>>33254775
.gg/freezer

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>>33477739
Goodbye, newfag. You won't be missed.

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>>33477739
See you tomorrow. I hope you enjoy your day off

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nothing beats unusual abuse

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>>33276576
have a story i've been mulling over for a while about teaching a mother reimu and her yus that their house is haunted and they have to sleep next to a night light or ghosts will get them
any yu that wanders off in the night gets bullied by their owner in the dark while he wears a ski mask (which to yukkuri just looks like eyes and a mouth floating in the dark)
when mr. owner is in a bad mood he locks his door and the night light suddenly "goes out" and the yus have to deal with the dark and mr. owner relieving some stress
light bullying and anything that uses yukkuri psychology against them are top tier

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For me, it's a Patchy pet to love and pamper and a basement full of Reimus and Marisas and Alices to abyuse.

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>>33489850
other way around

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>>33486614
agreed

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>>33487449
Have you read Stalk Amputation? Similar concept.

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>>33343204
Sounds about right, reminds me of that time a clip of korone saying doggo was shared around twitter and some other women said they wanted to put her in a blender and listen to hear scream.

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>>33500848
Very cute.

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Enough abuse! This is now a happy yukkuri thread

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Make sure to give your yukkuri lots of pats

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>>33504518
You know, just for you, I'm going to use spoiler tags to hide any abyuse.

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>>33504538
Is that a rare type?

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marisa will help with mr homework daze

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Why are there so many big.g pools that are untranslated despite probably being kino?

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>>33504538
>>33504639
How can Remilia yukkuri be so cute?

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>>33505218
Because translating is hard work.
Because translating for something as extremely niche like yukkuri won't get you as much likes, retweets, upvotes, donations to your patreon, etc as translating the flavor of the month isekai.
Because yukkuri have reclined and the amount of people in the fanbase is but a fragment of what it used to be during it's peak.
Do your reps.

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>>33343559
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1742
From the comments:
>Well this was something that didn't need to exist
I concur

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>>33512655
I'm learning Russian desu.

Mistakes were made.

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>>33343559
Personally, I prefer watching shitheads get what deserves to come to them. It gets very tiring seeing a yukkuri getting their shit kicked in because they slid near a restricted airspace for 0.3 seconds.

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So last night I couldn't sleep, and I got to thinking again.

Aren't winged types basically the perfect pets?

- other humans can't abuse them because they can just fly away
- shitheads can't kill them for bullshit reasons because they're predators and can btfo normal types
- you don't even need to buy food because they can hunt on their own
- can use them to transport small items, herd other yukkuri, and other random tasks that involve flying

In a related thought, I never see stories where predators are the protagonists. They only ever show up as a side character in a story about other yukkuri. I want to see something like the pre-abuse section of true happiness, where it just goes over their life cycle and everyday routine.

Maybe an anon sets up a nest box in a tree in his backyard and waits for a wild remilia family to move in, and then he just observes their routine.

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>>33515869
Winged types are the best, especially if you can manage to train them, like so:
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1548

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>>33434266
you have to go back

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>>33458183
isn't that a watermelon

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How does it feel to be abused homman? take marisas seed easy ok?

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>>33520764
this is the general sort of content that spoiler tags were invented for

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>>33520764
You disgust me on a deep, existential level

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>>33315406
yurrhea

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>>33342977
I'm gonna add on to what >>33343204 said as someone who always regrettably falls into these threads after being disgusted by the fact it's even a thread to begin with.
It's been years at this point, but I've discovered there's a clear cut line that separates the "sick fucks" and "others".
To speak for myself, I've always been a real life animal lover and caretaker. I'd take a bullet for a dog or cat, and I value the life and well being of a lot of animals the same as a human being.
Enter Touhou.
It's Touhou.
Enter Yukkuri.
A (at the time) harmless "meme" that should've been nothing more than a dim looking ":D" on fat Reimu and Marisa heads that said "Take it easy."
It's biggest sin was becoming anything more than that.
What's even worse is that they then started to be depicted as "pets" in some regard. Which maybe would have been no big deal if it didn't CONTINUE to even further evolve past that.
Now for me, I don't consider anything that verbally "speaks" to be "cute". That's just me. But what really kicks in the "aggression" is how they slowly became "aware of being cute", which is an awful trope of it's own, but then it started to be depicted as "smug" and now they're being drawn taking shits and acting "oh sorry" with baby speak, and it goes on, hitting every nail.
But note that all of this was BEFORE the abuse drawings started to go into full swing. (which of course then gave them even more despicable traits)
And while they're are plenty of documented "histories" on what and how it evolved, here's some blunt facts.
They're not real.
They're not Reimu, Marisa, or any other humanoid Touhou character.
But more importantly, they're not even animals, despite vain attempts to depict them as "pets" and thus creating some false correlation to "animal abuse".
Because for many, getting any "kick" out of "not real, it's a depiction" or any form of torture or abuse to humans or animals isn't gonna fly for most folks, and rightfully so.
For the record, what >>33500069 could still be viewed as "fucked up" since Korone (the character) is a humanoid.
However, Yukkuri's are so far escaped from this "humanoid" or "animal" depiction, that the only thing one's mind can really do is to "feel bad" and acknowledge that these fictional beings have a "sentience" (Albeit loosely)
While I think Yukkuri abuse is indeed vile, you know what's worse?
People like the following:
>>33477739
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>>33434266
I've read some fucked up stuff from people who take way too much "pleasure" from Yukkuri abuse over the years.
But little shits who think it should be all "rainbows and sunshine" wholesome clearly have no idea of the cancer they bathe in.
Because yes, Yukkuri is a cancer, and where ever there is "wholesome" content, there must now be "abuse" content to follow.
The only way to truly get rid of Abuse art is to destroy Yukkuri's themselves, either by acts like banning discussion of them on /jp/ (which sadly, won't happen) or having them collapse within the obscurity it already exist in.
Otherwise, people reap what they sow.

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>>33528049
This makes me think, how did a pair of Reimu and Marisa heads end up with biology, habitats, etc, etc. This confuses me a great deal.

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>>33529761
Actual answer: some anon on /jp/ created an ASCII signature of Marisa and Reimu that was so fucked up that it looked like weird, disembodied heads, and people started drawing pictures of the little heads because it was such a bizarre concept.

Headcanon answer: I like to think that one of the yukai was throwing like a birthday party or something, and decided to save time by using a spell to make a pastry that looked like Reimu and Marisa. They screwed up the spell and accidentally created two pastries that were sentient and could reproduce, and then the food escaped off of the table while nobody was looking.

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>>33528049
>They're not real
This. They are pastries not humans characters and neither animals, in plenty of doujins yus get rekt by animals or between themselves and at this point is canon that being a yukkuri implies high mortality in one way or the other.
Maybe considering them more like insects instead of mammalian animals would clear it up for some people.

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>>33530263
It's fucking wild with how when skimming the yukkuri booru links that were posted, among other pictures on the same site, there's so many years old comments detailing some "canon facts" about yukkuri as they had such a highly detailed backstory and anatomy that were asspulled at some point.
Going into detail like "the artist interpretation in this comic/picture has a blah blah Reimu and specific X type of Marisa" like for fucks sakes people.
I know yukkuris definitely had a "strong" subfandom within the touhou fandom, but considering where it all came from to begin with, it's pretty stupid. Even all these years later.

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>>33530712
TL;DR: Don't stop posting Yukkuri's getting absolutely annihilated every time there's Yukkuri thread on /jp/.
And I suppose vice versa if the thread would to open up with torture, though that's unlikely.
They're two sides of the same coin.

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>>33535103
Time you enjoyed wasting isn't time wasted.

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>>33535625
Sure, but to "what end" here? What the heck got the motors running enough to get to the point that it did?
Compared to everything else within Touhou, that is.

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>>33535672
There was already a big touhou doujin community and yukkuri are interesting characters.

It scratches an itch that nothing else really does.

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>>33535705
>There was already a big touhou doujin community
Obviously, yea but
>>33535705
>yukkuri are interesting characters
What?
Anon, we're talking about why the autistic backstory for them came to be, not whether you like the autistic backstory.

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>>33535903
>we're talking about why the autistic backstory for them came to be, not whether you like the autistic backstory

I mean, that's why the autistic backstory happened.

People liked the weird little moeblobs. It made sense that their bodies would be manjuu and it just kind of evolved as every new doujin added something to the headcanon.