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3291390 No.3291390 [Reply] [Original]

I did it /jp/, I fingered my asshole.

>> No.3291398

Any bleeding?

>> No.3291394

How was it?

>> No.3291404
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Congratulations Youmu!

>> No.3291402

>>3291394

I felt really bad afterwards.

>> No.3291407

i can't do it. i tried it and when i poke around the area it feels like there's no hole at all. i must be very tight

>> No.3291415

Does it smell like poo now?

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>> No.3291412

I do it all the time taking a shower. Feels good man

>> No.3291410

Good for you. I remember those days. It only went onwards from there...

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Congratulations !

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>> No.3291420
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STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND THEN IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> No.3291421

I've done it a few times, but I never really saw the appeal. Maybe my prostate isn't sensitive enough or something like that.

>> No.3291422

>>3291390
I tried it a couple of times in the shower, but I still don't really get it.
Sure, it feels kinda good, but it's not something I can get off with.
Am I just doing it wrong?

>> No.3291427

i poked around there a few times but I never felt anything that great.
maybe i just to wedge my fingers in there more

>> No.3291428

Now you can call yourself a true warrior.

>> No.3291432

I hope you cleaned your hand before you typed that.

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>> No.3291448

instructions?
its not going in

>> No.3291451

To all of the asshole fingerers out there:
Congratulations

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>>3291451

>> No.3291472

/jp/ - asshole fingering

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おめでとう！！！

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>>3291451

>> No.3291483

>>3291448
Suck on it and then put it in.

>> No.3291484

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

Congratulations!

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Congratulations!

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Did you achieve Satori?

>> No.3291522

This thread describes /jp/.

>> No.3291834

I don't do it often, but when I do it feels really good and I cum really fast and hard. There's so much coming out it's almost as if I'm pissing.

>> No.3291862

>>3291834
But you're actually pissing, Jim. On the floor.

>> No.3291895

Awesome job OP, now try it while dressed like a girl.

>> No.3291897 [DELETED] 

>Hide thread

>> No.3291899

I do it all the time.

>> No.3291901

>>3291897
Heteronormative fuckbags like this guy should be banned on the spot, IMO.

>> No.3291902

>>3291897
What's the matter, too insecure about your anus?

>> No.3291910

>>3291901
lol wtf are you saying? all he did was say he hid the thread.

>> No.3291926

I can fist my ass to my own elbow.

It doesn't mean I'm gay, I just like fisting my ass.

>> No.3291931

Testament to /jp/'s short term memory

We've had this thread before

This very thread
With this very OP picture
twice already.

>> No.3291941

sometimes, after i take a shit big enough to have the plunger involved, i clean the shit off of it in the shower.

with my asshole, i want to make sure all the little specs of shit get back in so they can grow and prosper.

>> No.3291945

>>3291931
lies
nothing like this in the archive

>> No.3291951

>>3291931
reposts, on /jp/? nah, no way...

>> No.3291953

>>3291941
feels good man

>> No.3291997

>>3291902
>What's the matter, too insecure about your anus?

What he isn't telling us is that he's actually hiding the thread in his anus.

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>>3291997
Why are you guys so witty?

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3292014

I wish my legs didn't have so much muscle. I can't wear skirts

>> No.3292033

>>3292014
I feel your pain.

>> No.3292063

>>3292014
AHahha loser

>> No.3292095

I do it all the time when fapping. Once, While fapping in the shower, instead of using my fingers, I used a small bottle of shower gel. Using the gel as makeshift lube, it slid too far in. This 3 or 4 inch long bottle was right in my ass, and I couldn't retrieve it from there, and my hands got covered in shit. after a while of straining, I managed to shit it out, with only a little bit of bleeding.

Anyway, fingering is for lightweights. Real men use their whole fist.

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>>3292095

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>> No.3292126

Tried it a couple times. Doesn't feel that great.

>> No.3292138

>>3292095
lolwut

>> No.3292139

I like how it feels when I wipe...but I've never gone digging in

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>>3292095

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>> No.3292143

>>3292138
It's true. I didn't learn anything from it though, I still stick things in my arse.

>> No.3292144

>>3292095
>I managed to shit it out, with only a little bit of bleeding.

What the fuck anon, seriously.

>> No.3292149

I used to do it in the shower all the time but one day I started bleeding so I stopped.

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>>3292095
Fascinating.

>> No.3292162

It feels weird while I'm fingering my ass and have a full erection

>> No.3292163

>I did it /jp/, I fingered my asshole.
>54 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.3292170

I had stuck depositories in my ass once. Does that count? It didn't felt pretty good, as it left a icy hot feeling behind.

>> No.3292176

>>3292170
>it did not feel good

>> No.3292179

>>3292163
And if you read those 54 replies, you probably would be rolling on the floor laughing. Or at least smiling.

>> No.3292188

I can barely wait for the Trapanons and the Fagfag anons to entertain us with their stories of being cummed inside. Encouragement for OP, of course.

>> No.3292190

>>3292179
Easily amused? Get out.

>> No.3292200

>>3292170
>depositories
You put storage places in your ass?

>> No.3292202

>>3292190
Is there anyone on /jp/ that isn't easily amused? Really now.

>> No.3292204

congratulations. now sniff your finger and roll back your eyes.

>> No.3292209

>>3292202
I'm so easily amused that the simple thought of someone shitting on the floor amuses me.

>> No.3292216 [DELETED] 

>>3292014
Stop using then you stupid fuck

>> No.3292221

>>3292014
Stop using them you stupid fuck

>> No.3292276

>>3292190
Learn to spot irony, retard.

>> No.3292287

>>3292014
There is probably something you can have done to lessen muscle

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>>3291420

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!

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