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Romantic evenings? Galas and balls?

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>> No.32594064

Dragons are for MEREing.

>> No.32594071
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Or just stay in the swamp?

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Is that so?

>> No.32594093 [SPOILER] 
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Forbidden knowledge

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>> No.32594124

That's a big scythe... is she trying to harvest a very big wheat field?

>> No.32594138
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>> No.32594187

>the harpy is only invited so she can fan the grill

>> No.32594349

Well duh, what else would she be using it for?

>> No.32594371

It also helps her learn how to be a better cook somehow.

>> No.32594483

From the end of last thread:
Which monster girls represent which of the Chaos gods?

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>> No.32594543

Its not like all only one species but the biggest for each are lamia for slaanesh, harpies for tzeentch, slimes for nurgle, and hellhounds for khorne. Although like i said these arent the only ones. Each goddesses armies being diverse in their monster composition. The only true constant is the need to breed with their soon to not be future husband.

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>> No.32595054

I feel like harpies for tzeentch is a cop-out answer, yeah the big tzeentch daemons are giant magical birds, but that is where most of the similarities end since harpies don't really hit any of the major themes of change, schemes, and magic, any better than other monsters, Hell, I would argue that lamia are a better fit since you have scheming apophis trying to enact change by tearing down the pharaohs, echidnas manipulating would-be heroes into perfect husbands from the shadows, and that entire business with only the first daughter also being an echidna, with the rest being who knows what, and it would be just as reasonable to have a magical snake as it would be to have a magical bird

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Drunk succubus is the next story to get imported to AO3

>> No.32595664
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This is your partner. She's here to help you catch the Cat Burglar.

>> No.32596003

Good, we'll bring that no-good teleporting cat to justice!

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She stole Christmas and the election!

>> No.32596249

No idea, but that outfit isn't suited to go into farming fields. Wheat stems prick a bit, you see...

>> No.32596364 [DELETED] 

>With a swipe of her tail, the neck of the bottle was cut clean off
Whoa... is her tail a lightsaber? Imagine getting whipped by the spade end

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How do I ask out the ghost girl haunting my house if she only reveals herself when I’m under sleep paralysis?

>> No.32596741

Ouija board

>> No.32596912

Seal a love letter in an envelope, put it on your body, and self-induce sleep paralysis

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Sleep paralysis? Is that what they call it? I thought I couldn't move because she was smothering me with her body.

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Fat Ghost Milkers.

>> No.32597746
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High class dragons

>> No.32598521

around wocks guard your cock

>> No.32598576

Is there even such a thing as low-class dragons?

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>> No.32599300

what in the world is that object?

>> No.32599640

The ones living in caves hoarding loot probably, compared to nobles from Dragonia.

>> No.32599677

Never mind I found out what it is

>> No.32599693

But hoards and caves are the natural way to live!

>> No.32599849 [SPOILER] 
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Disregard Ghost Girl, acquire best girl.

>> No.32599908

Running away to the Forbidden Lands to elope with your horse!

>> No.32599950
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No! Get away from me!

>> No.32599985
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I haven't visited in a few days, any one waifu'd this tall vamp gf from the new Resident Evil yet?

>> No.32600160

i wonder how much this commission costed

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What, no one? Seriously? Missing out, tall gf with noir-goth aesthetic. Some madman with some real taste broke into their character designer's department.

>> No.32600310

I have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.32600418

But they could be living in big houses, keeping their hoards in vaults and display cases, and wearing fancy revealing dresses instead of rags.

>> No.32600533

That sounds like a ploy by real-estate agents.

>> No.32600548

There's no running away from the shoggy anon. Just extend your arms to embrace her in a hug. She'll be overjoyed and will hopefully not mindbreak you as hard

>> No.32600687

tits too big

>> No.32600700

She's nice, but it's still Nemmy-chan for me.

>> No.32600723

Resident Evil, dude. It's a video game. Video games are a form of interactive media entertainment, they're usually played off a computer console and projected onto a monitor of some kind. Can't find the neat clip of her stooping through a doorframe, he's a big girl.

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Let's watch Return to Oz!

>> No.32600810

Actually here's a neat video

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>> No.32600922

Shirahoshi is cute but too big

>> No.32600931

Now see, my reaction would be more like "Yes, please take me. Use me. I wanna become one with you."

>> No.32600963

I’m waiting to waifu a wolfu

>> No.32601044

>tfw no unbomber dragon wife

>> No.32601146

>Dorothea Kazinsky, the eco-terrorist Dragon who tried to mail her boogers in air-tight letters so when people opened the letters and exposed her boogers to oxygen there'd be an explosion

>> No.32601217
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>top 10 snuggling techniques
>cute scarves
>blue wool scarf extra long
>how to attract a man to your winter cabin
>can you do shibari with scarves

>> No.32601271

why do yetis want to learn shibari

>> No.32601284

>can you do shibari with scarves
Yes but wool irritates the skin, don't do it

>> No.32601389

It gets lonely up in the mountains, they have to keep themselves entertained with new cuddling techniques somehow and the cute boy who took the wrong trail snowboarding and broke his leg outside her cabin is a willing test candidate

>> No.32601491

But it's hard to cuddle when my arms are tied behind my back. I can't ruffle her fluff that way! No fun!

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>> No.32601517

I don't think tieing a stick to a leg for a splint would count as shibari anon....

>> No.32601547

i need to break that emotionless face of hers

>> No.32601580

A broken leg means he can't run away from her cuddling experiments, and she's been waiting for a long, long time for someone to snuggle and hug and cuddle and squeeze like a teddy bear!

>> No.32601660

That's how you become a retarded slime whose consciousness only exists for sex

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>how be seksy
>how be sexy 4 hubby
>show fotos
>how 2 switch 2 fotos serch
>is axe sexy to hubby
>battol axes
>horn polish

>> No.32601692

>yeti trying to cuddle boy in bed
>yeti squeezes the boy
>bones crunch
>incomprehensible yelling

>> No.32601720

Silly anon! You're assuming that minotaur can use computers!

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>> No.32601928
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She watched you over your shoulder using it and googling stuff numerous times before getting impatient and dragging you to bed for a rape session.
Now she wants to try using the magic, question answerer. She thinks it's stupid though because it never can answer her questions.

>> No.32601964

Hah! What can a mere snail do?

>> No.32601966

Is the cloth wearing clothes?

>> No.32602066

I'd truss a yeti.

>> No.32602134
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Bodyguards are important

>> No.32602166

Best "bad" ending

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>> No.32602201

Why wouldn't she ask me to help her search it up if she doesn't know how to use google? Damn, these minos can sometimes be an airhead (outside combat, of course)

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No risk, no reward

>> No.32602242

She wanted to surprise you by being sexy for you once. Then she got sidetracked.

>> No.32602336

I don't think that is a sunflower alraune anon

>> No.32602411

I like the idea of a "arch" sunflower alraune who is basically an entire field of sunflowers

>> No.32602434
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>jsndb shsn
>ckat p ifs
>noe sn a neu cbs
>bab1uw 6bw wbshw ww

>> No.32602461

Extra big, extra busty is how I need my undead

>> No.32602476
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Mom this lady you hooked me up with keeps looking at me funny, I have a bad feeling about this date...

>> No.32602588
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Only the biggest and the bustiest here.

>> No.32602680

>Your call is very important to us
>Please stay on the line and one of our representatives will be in touch
>Do not try and run

>> No.32602683

1. Buy tennis ball
2. Buy chopsticks
3. Stick chopsticks into tennis ball with the wurm's overwhelming power
4. Easy mini-fingers for keyboards!

>> No.32602715
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You sure?

>> No.32602718

she looks very smug... I wonder what she put into my drink

>> No.32602750

Can't catch me if I ride a speedboat to the middle of the ocean!

>> No.32602776

Why are tall girls this primal need in the back of my mind?

>> No.32602820

get a bigger keyboard, youd think monsters would just scale them up for their BIG, MEATY, CLAWS

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Because you know what's coming next.

>> No.32603082
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A courageous last stand against a horde of mamono probably isn't as epic as it was back in the day when they were actual monsters

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A lot.

>> No.32603286

There is nothing more epic than a bunch of heroic defenders all getting married simultaneously.

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Would be an interesting way to meet my future demon wife. Be in a patrol that gets ambushed by a manono force led by her.

>> No.32603469

Those cainhurst ghost girls are better.

>> No.32603630

Please be patient, shogs struggle with the concept of personal space

>> No.32603786

Do I get to play video games though?

>> No.32603820
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What if yan meets electra

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Ya but they weren't drawn by a true friend of MG content.

>> No.32604026

Is that what you get for wandering into Lustria?

>> No.32604051
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captured by elves

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Oh no~

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When they start making this face don't ask questions just run far away

>> No.32604290

You won't need to think about those trivial things when everything you feel is just pleasure

>> No.32604402

But I am still her master!

>> No.32604482

>No one wants to be gangbullied by a bunch of tall graceful ghost girls and wrapped in place by a banshee's shackles while the others gangbang you lovingly at first, but then a scrawny servant girl hits your dick with her blow pipe and the ghost girls go into an absolute frenzy and drain your balls so dry you start to lose your blood echoes.
why even life?

>> No.32604488

No, you are her, and she is you. That's what shoggoth overdose does to your body.

>> No.32604601

Kiss long dragon tongues with their hot breath.

>> No.32604835
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brady bunch with lilims

>> No.32604918

I only see whores minus the supreme OC whore

>> No.32604951

Would MGE brady bunch be 3 lims and 3 boys?

>> No.32604965
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I would say a romantic evening would be nice with a vampire. Though if you’re still human she might just drag you along to different places just saying you’re her servant when she just really enjoys spending time with you.

>> No.32604989

Whats with the mix of expression
2 look happy, two look smug, and one looks like she wants to die

>> No.32605038

black sclera + red iris = good girl.

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>> No.32605373

Still looks like that eight-foot-tall ghost woman

>> No.32605460

No doubt heavily inspired. But it's Hakushakusama but also vampire.

>> No.32605648

Well hopefully she would still invite her friends to the mansion from time to time. Her mindbreak raping me shouldn't hamper her social life.

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>> No.32605893

Cursed image

>> No.32605998
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>Pictured: Human girl who just joined the onee-sabbath taking her future husband alongside her for the monsterization ritual

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>> No.32606088

As it should be.
And she especially looks like she's got some 'heft' to her chest.

100% certain.
In fact, I'll learn necromancy to raise my own undead kingdom like this.

>> No.32606891
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I love my lich wife!

>> No.32606980
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>draw a girl
>make her grey
Weak. Superior undead coming through

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>> No.32607085

I like therapeutic applications of slime

>> No.32607200

lilims are the monster equivalent to the typical spoiled rich privileged celebrity white girl that feeds off the attention and productivity of poor saps like the working man's family

>> No.32607262
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>> No.32607298

Go and stay go

>> No.32607306

This is why the lilim mere'd talk was so good ten threads or more ago.

>> No.32607526

If you have shit taste, yes

>> No.32607672
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Romantic undead kingdom evening with a loli Wight would be bliss.

>> No.32607711

how fitting that they're the MG race that gets the most OCs

>> No.32607875
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Alright anon, you're the final boss the dungeon/evil lord and the group of monstergirl adventurers just reached you. What species form the group and what will you do with them once they're defeated? Alternatively, what will they do with you once they defeat you?

Bonus question: Post your boss theme

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Which MGs are likely to bully their husbands?

>> No.32608442

familiar fusion, arch imp and small demon.
I'm getting level drained again, again and again.

>> No.32608518

I prefer Undivided.

>> No.32608538

I see anon. Some good arguments. Then perhaps lamia for both tzeentch and Slaanesh. Like i said though they wouldst be one species. the goddesses themselves would be an amalgamation of various mge species.

>> No.32608554

Manticores bully their husbands all the time by pushing their heads into their neck fluff and forcing them to cuddle in bed until noon.

>> No.32608608

Dark Elf

I will take my favorite from the group as and let the rest go so they spread the word and I can keep picking my favorite from each group for the harem

>> No.32608907

Always love your lich wife, that's a good husband

>> No.32608924

>What species form the group and what will you do with them once they're defeated?

Jinko, Hinezumi, Dragon, Hellhound and Minotaur.

boss theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l91rfBdd5SM

>what will you do with them once they're defeated?

Escape to another lair and wait for them to grow stronger and defeat me or just surrender to them on the spot. The only reason I am doing this is to get raped and married to a group of strong warrior monster girls.

>Alternatively, what will they do with you once they defeat you?

Marriage and rape, then drag me with them as their "prisoner".

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Dark mage
Soldier beetle
If I win I just get them out of my dungeon because I’m an autist, but if they win it’s pretty obvious that I’ll be gangraped and kept as a pleasure slave or something
Pardon the edge, I’m a metalfag

>> No.32609146

Idea: man speedruns to get his wife, any%

>> No.32609300

just find the nearest unmarried mosnter girl and helicopter cock.
instant marriage tested 100% chance assured

>> No.32609317

Make it more interesting.
Speedrun a hellhound rape, any%.

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>What species form the group
Composition varies but it's always Zipangian.
>once they're defeated
Wait for the corpse run until they're buffed and ready to pull again.
>what will they do with you once they defeat you?
"Should have killed the... one in the dress... blaarggh."
Drop poorly budgeted duplicate loot. Never the pants, though. See you next week, nerds.


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>Portals opened up such that you can choose which place you want to visit
>On the other side, an anubis tour guide assembles to show the new visitors around
>"Welcome to NotEgypt men"
>"If you'll follow me, I'll show you to your lodging, and we can get the tour started."
>"Just stick to the road please."
>One anon spontaneously runs out into the dunes with determination
>The anon suddenly gets flung up into the air by a sudden force pushing up from the ground
>In a matter of seconds, the giant beast from below devours him in one bite and disappears into the sand as quickly as it emerged
>"...where the sandworms dwell..."
I'm gonna be that crazy anon

>> No.32609424 [DELETED] 

I bet he did that deliberately

>> No.32609521

>"Welcome to NotEgypt men"

>> No.32609572

>A few more anons follow his example and get snagged by sandworms.
>The Anubis just sighs.

>> No.32609601

man speedruns to get a lilim wife from her castle in the end game while he is in the starter town any%

>> No.32609666

What's are Black Dragon's shtick gonna be when KC finally gets around to them?

>> No.32609718

Domineering extremist

>> No.32609757

menthol cigarettes and malt liquor

>> No.32609769

chromatic dragons are pretty much the same except they get different breaths

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Reminder not to smile at your Nureonago tour guide.

>> No.32609808

>2) Is there different colour dragons, do they have different breath like fire, ice, gas?
>Yes. Various dragons like "Fire Drake", "Frost Dragon", and "Black Dragon" who belongs to extremist are planned, and each of them can spit out different breath. But I can't make such powerful beings show up easily, so please wait.

>> No.32609856
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Suppose so.

>> No.32609959
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So can someone help me out in regards to lore related shit?

In a MGE world, how do "Rolling stones" get treated? I understand that basically if a monster girl picks >you. Then its a happy marriage for life. But what if a man was interested in experiencing sex with multiple monster girls without being tied down to marriage? Or is it basically set to them having to have met a bicorn first before hand?

Can someone point out lore wise something to support or deny this? I'm just running a scenario of a traveling band member who pipes every monster girl groupie he can without potentially having a bicorn wife already but i think it goes against the MGE world rules if you will.

>> No.32610068

Dark Elf
High Orc

If I win I get a harem, If I lose they'll probably take me with them back to the adventurer guild to become the guild's pleasure boy.

>> No.32610146

Knowing her? She messed up and drugged her own drink instead.

>> No.32610158

Some monsters will have ex with more than one man in their life time but it is only because they weren't compatible and she will continue looking for a husband.
>I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.
Monsters feed off of the energy created trough the power of love from being joined with ones partner. While it may happen, pump and dumps aren't the norm nor is the setting designed around it.

>> No.32610213

There's no rule in MGE that says there aren't one-night-stands. It can and does happen. It's just not a common occurrence as the setting discourages it.

It's possible to headcanon up a scenario where you pump and dump a bunch of monster girls and leave them out to dry. I think that'd be a fun story honestly, especially when a couple years down the road all those girls you had those one-night-stands with come knocking on your door one day demanding you take responsibility.

>> No.32610225

Bicorns don't have a monopoly on harems.

>> No.32610339

Metallics when

>> No.32610355
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Yes they do. If you have a harem and you don't have a bicorn, marry a bicorn. Even if you do have a bicorn, marry another bicorn!

No, I'm not a bicorn. Haha why would you think that?!?

>> No.32610578

It's a strange story that my waifu has told me a few times. About how she was before we met. You see, she eats spirit energy almost exclusively, and only bothers with normal food to keep up appearances.
Before we met, she would hunt animals—SE can be obtained from most living things, after all, but it had to be a fresh kill.
But anyway, sometimes instead she would go around in the dead of night, sampling isolated men that piqued her interest. Despite occasional variation in taste, all cases were so foul and bitter she could only keep it down by mixing multiple harvests together, similar to the supplements on the market, per the World Guides.
Then one day, she encountered me. Some stuff happened—you can imagine what—and she ended up enjoying herself much more than usual. Furthermore, I was the first man who's taste she deemed "passable." So, she decided to stick around, whether I wanted her to or not. (I wanted her too, fyi)
And to this day, when I ask her why she would bother with a man like me, she'll often say
>"Because you taste good, dummy..."

>> No.32610641

So in my mind this scenario goes like this.

>A lead singer in a band uses his position to have lots of sex with multiple different monster girls in various different areas. Zipangu, Not Egypt, Wonderland, etc.
>claims his non existent Bicorn wife would love for him to experience multiple monster girls while she takes care of things on her own at home.
>Goes through this due to his very casual views of sex.
>Also wants to impress his Anubis band manager, but ends up fucking that up due to her not wanting to be another girl on his "list".
>Blows up in his face on his tours final destination like >>32610213 says.

As for >>32610225
I always assumed that harems of different types of monster girls would only be achievable with a Bicorn. I don't know of other types that would allow different types of MGs in the relationship (Maybe undeads in certain situations), but shit who knows. I'm just an autist with a obsession with modern monster girl themed stories and I'm to lazy to actually write them myself.

>> No.32610687

>Adventuring party:
Dragon Zombie
Dark Mage

If I win they became my harem if I loose they gangrape me, either way I always win


>> No.32610942

No. Bicorns are the only monster that specialize in creating harems, but any monsters can end up making a harem assuming that they fall in love with the same guy.

>> No.32611158

No monster eats spirit energy exclusively. All can eat food and survive like a human would. The listed diet is just cultural/favorite. There are also essence supplements.

>> No.32611223
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Useless mg party members only good for company and plowing late into the night

>> No.32611252

pic not related

>> No.32611308

Like I said. It's just a weird story my wife tells me. I can't vouch for the parts I wasn't there for, and I know she can eat normal food (even if she pretends that she can't).
Half of the things she does I just cannot explain, other than her just being weird.

>> No.32611394
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You're getting a maid whether you want one or not so just let the charm magic do its thing so she can "serve" you mkay?

>> No.32611429

But I do want a kumiho wife. She doesn't have to charm me.

>> No.32611462
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But I already have a maid. Her charms are much more potent, plus she doesn't dress like a slut.

>> No.32611585

Is that stalk winking its iris?

>> No.32611604

You're a bicorn because you're trying to monopolize the harem market. You can't fool me. I know kamaitachi triplets exists

>> No.32611627

>If they defeat me
You have bested me, I now submit myself to becoming your husband
>If I win
You are bested. Now your fate shall be to become my wives!

>> No.32611635

I love foxes, and I love maids, but fox maids don't really do it for me.

>> No.32611689

Gazers can make you see things

>> No.32611789

This artist makes the cutest looking gazers

>> No.32611925
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Time for a Nevian history lesson. Second longest in the book behind Queen Diana's. Way too long to post here so here's the links:
Nevia's History: https://pastebin.com/NR9XH0D6
Modern Nevia: https://pastebin.com/b97g5kqs

Next time we'll learn more about Eustine.

>> No.32612003

Why is he blushing so much?

>> No.32612062

its called footsie

>> No.32612068

Well alright maybe it was a slight exaggeration, she's also good for doing low level quests and for looking at her big butt all day.

>> No.32612137

Lewd! That's not an act befitting of a noble!

>> No.32612151

It's a mermaid bro

You can see her tail

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Imagine making love with a mermaid in a boat like that. Imagine if it was a soft, bed boat. It doesn't matter where the boat goes. You live underwater with her anyways. You just make love with her inside, nonstop. During the day, in the evening, at night as the flickers of the lamplight flames dance across the water. Even if it rains, you keep going. Everyone can see you. But you don't care; you're in your own little world with her. The boat eventually tips over from the rocking back and forth, and you make love underwater right there.

>> No.32612245

Because his date is so cool.

>> No.32612619

She is saying some incredibly salacious things to him.

>> No.32612751

KC is good with facial expressions that just scream "lewd".
Looks like the poor guy got a hit of aphrodisiacs from the tea and snacks, or maybe some charm magic from the girl. She's just making conversation, but his head is full of dirty thoughts, and he's afraid he'll spontaneously fall over and start dry-humping the ground, if he doesn't end up grabbing her first.

>> No.32612833
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You should be extremely careful around a succubus that looks and acts like a dark elf.

>> No.32612862

How do I get a hybrid? Do I have to ask a lich? I want a dark succubus hybrid

>> No.32612887

You simply drown a normal succubus in tar

>> No.32612993

she looks and acts like someone who will dryfish me.

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>> No.32613151

Actually elves are considered human type, so all corrupted elves are actually succubi. It's just that succubus elves don't typically manifest the outward traits of human succubi.

>> No.32613153

As long as she's fine with me also bringing kai'sa into the relationship

>> No.32613161

How does that suit work.

>> No.32613172

I'll have one of every harpy species, bundled into a harem together. I want to be a bird-slut and have a feather-and-talon-print tattoo above my crotch to signify that I belong to the birds!

>> No.32613183

You wear it on your body

>> No.32613193
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Succubus magic

>> No.32613249

Good taste. Not because of the harpies but because themed harems are the best harems.

>> No.32613307
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Fact: This is the ideal body for monsters.

>> No.32613327


>> No.32613341

Thanks to RE8, it's now Mommy Season.

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>> No.32613359

thank goodness we don't have a mind-reading monster yet, right guys haha

>> No.32613401

this man has been mindbroken by a mindlayer. do not be like him

>> No.32613416

I'm not sure if /v/ cares about the game at all. There's also a shit ton of bandwagoner artists.

>> No.32613447

I thought gazers can read minds?

>> No.32613470

pink monke 2hu is a thing

>> No.32613575

Thanks anon.

>> No.32613577

I want to make a monster as cool as that one ahegao

>> No.32613672

Mermaids aren't cool

>> No.32613788

I'm going to miss you guys

>> No.32613810

No, that's Mindflayers. Gazers can hypnotize.

>> No.32613839


>> No.32613845

Leaving so soon?

>> No.32613850

aw, I saw "drunk succubus" and thought you made another story in that vein

>> No.32613893

Venus body best body. It's the only thread worth checking on /d/

>> No.32614223

give me a hellhound with this body

>> No.32614241

>anon tears off into the dunes immediately
>ground starts to shake and he stops running
>tour guide starts to think that he's going to come back, it'll be a close call but maybe-
>anon drops to his knees and starts to dig at the sand to get closer to the sandworm

>> No.32614252

The Sierra Madre Casino has it all

>> No.32614479
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>anon tries to awkwardly flit with an arch succubus
>Y-your ears are cute
>spaghetti everywhere
>her face (pic related)

>> No.32614630

Convey all your emotions through the manner in which you hold her tail.

>> No.32614915

>can casually talk with classical seductress monsters with no problem, even became pals with a few
>arousal-induced spaghetti spillage when trying to ask out a massive scarred Jinko out

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>> No.32614989

Plan failed successfully.

>> No.32614995

ahri is the best girl of lol, just stating the obvious

>> No.32615085

It's cass

>> No.32615367
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You wouldn't marry a milf and her daughter

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Then I’m afraid you’re missing out.

>> No.32615455
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The best body type puts the little mass it has to where it matters the most.

>> No.32615500

Of course I wouldn't.

>> No.32615549

Only a figurative milf

>> No.32615560
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Actually it's Zac but he gave himself tits for you to squeeze

>> No.32615563

I would.

>> No.32615594

Why not


>> No.32615716

I'm not interested in divorced women/widows and oyakodon. The milf age range is fine though.

>> No.32615727

No, but I would marry a monstergirl, make her a milf by giving her a daughter, and then marry the daughter too!

>> No.32615800
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>Succ ears

Too small, need big hoss ears, rabbit ears, or well endowed fox ears.

>> No.32615816
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A succubus mother and daughter you say?

>> No.32615863

I was more talking about a situation where there was never a father to begin with.

I'd never do that.

>> No.32615866

Because she wouldn't have a daughter unless she was already married to someone else, and I'm not into that at all.

>> No.32615919

But touhou gazers can read minds

>> No.32615950

What if I told her that she has a handsome mustache?

>> No.32615965

>monster bangs guy
>turns out he's not the one
>she got pregnant from him
Unlike irl, there's an incentive in wanting a single mother.

>> No.32616028

A Baphomet, Two familiars, and two none human Witches.
I win, I portal them out of my lair and reinforce it so their tricks to get in don't work again.
I lose, I get dragged back and "recruited" to their sabbath.

My theme:

>> No.32616041

>I was more talking about a situation where there was never a father to begin with.
You mean adoption? Kinda weird, but I guess it's workable. I'll take them if the daughter is my age.

>> No.32616046

That's a her problem. I'm not cleaning up his mess.

>> No.32616124

If a monster got pregnant from a one night stand, she'd likely figure he indeed is the one.

>> No.32616129

>awkwardly flirting
How do I even know that I'm flirting when I never did it before?

>> No.32616158

Hellhounds burn too many calories smashing your husband to maintain that much body fat

>> No.32616166

It's the intent that matters.

>> No.32616262

Non-incestuous oyakodon sure is hard to sell in MGE huh

>> No.32616304

>turns out he's not the one
What would cause a MG to make that decision?

>> No.32616328


>> No.32616353

No idea but it's canon that may happen

>> No.32616405

MGE may cater to a bunch of /d/ fetishes but it's 99.99% designed around loving couples in long lasting relationships with very few exceptions.

>> No.32616409

More likely it's the man making that decision.

>> No.32616424
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I don't like it whether it's "real" or "fake"
But I'm a monogamyfag to begin with.

>> No.32616490

Single mothers are garbage whether they're humans or monsters.

>> No.32616513

The only canon thing I can think of is the curse of Eros, but that's a pretty extreme case.

>> No.32616571

KC did say monsters assault men and not always end with that one. It's not usual but happens.

>> No.32616645

I didn't say it's impossible, just that I don't know what it takes.

>> No.32616794
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I don't know about this Fox. She seems a little crazy.

>> No.32616854

With how crazy, overbearing or otherwise off-putting so many monsters are, probably would be surprisingly common for an attacked man to go "fuck this I'm out of here"

>> No.32616905

Leaving is one thing, escaping is another

>> No.32617317

poor thing.
her tits sucked all the nutrients that were supposed to go to her brain

>> No.32617500

Just feed her deep fried chocolate bars and cheeseburger crust pizzas every day.

>> No.32617850

She's got baby-crazy fox brain.

>> No.32618095

The way to solve such a problem is to have her bare your children. Of course this may only solve it for a time so just keep having kids.

>> No.32618133

Ha ha ha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control

>> No.32618176

I only have one /d/ tier fetish and it's pretty specific and lovey dovey in it's own way .

>> No.32618486

just don't overthink it

>> No.32618504

Sounds like you are asking for a trip to the reeducation camps

>> No.32618509
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>making a hellhound drink Lilith's Panacea

>> No.32618825
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This happens somewhere in the world of MGE:

>"Oh hello there ma'am. I may or may not be a bit lost... I was told to follow these here train tracks, but I... Sorta got confused, muh compass ain't no workin' and I'm gettin' a wee bit weary and tired. Could you so help direct a lil ol' country bumpkin to the city? What's that called again, Brighton Ridge? Oh yeah das right, Brighton Ridge! Yeah, could ya help me get to Brighton Ridge before it gets late?"

Now pick a randomized mamono.


What will the Monstergirl that you got will do to the travelling boy?

>> No.32618987

She's probably there to direct him to his true love.

>> No.32619157

>Ice Queen
Now that's some extreme levels of getting lost traveler.

>> No.32619189

Poor boy

>> No.32619377

Give him accurate directions.

>> No.32619411

Well, now you've got yourself a coin flip.
If the Owl Mage isn't in heat, then he probably got lost on his own and is now in for guidance and some snippets of wisdom on the way.
If she IS in heat, hoooo boi. She's probably the reason he's lost, and he's going to be fertilizing her whether he wants to or not.

>> No.32619417

>Dark Mage
Ma'am are you sure that there is a shortcut through the forest?

>> No.32619493

I read that as "Lilith's Placenta" for a second there

>> No.32619953

>Cait Sith
It'll end poorly, that's for sure.

>> No.32620153

Some men do escape (or more like, let go), but the pleasure they felt stays with them until they can't bear it anymore and seek out a monster girl themselves. Course, that may not mean they go back to the same monster.

>> No.32620527

A Maine Coon Cait Sith seems fun

>> No.32620587

>The Winterstown Express has a stop near the Ice Queen's palace
What a benevolent Ice Queen, letting her residents visit her by train

>> No.32620634
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>Anon gets isekai'd into MGE
>ends up near a swamp where a dark mage has her lair
>Soon enough she appears before Anon
>She says in her most ominous voice: "What are you doing in my swamp?"
>Anon starts laughing uncontrollably

>> No.32620779

>Dark mage gets super embarrassed anon just keeps laughing instead of being intimidated like everyone else

>> No.32620784

throw mud in her general direction, as a sign of friendship

>> No.32620813

This cant end well.

>> No.32620938

He's gotten himself pretty damn lost and won't be getting home tonight, so she offers to let him stay with her and try again tomorrow.

>> No.32620950

She guide him there no issue. It's a bit odd how she always bumps into him everyday after though.

>> No.32621028

this little shit better be close to civilization, or he will never be heard from again

>> No.32621063
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How do you get your girlfriends to get along?

>> No.32621105

She'll follow me there and make sure everything turns out okay. In fact, she's gonna stick with me after that just to make sure I got a good home, and she can clean it up when she's there. Also, why don't she stay the weekend just to make sure everything stays clean. And after that who knows what will happen, guess she just has to stay as a main for me when I get to the city to make sure it turns out fine.

>> No.32621145
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They're smarter than I am, I'm sure they can figure something out.

>> No.32621158

She better have an irish/scottish accent as well

>> No.32621396

Context for that anime? I know it isn't porn but what is going on?

>> No.32621461
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I wonder if a shog would be good for helping run a store..

>> No.32621465


>> No.32622061

I'm a 1 girl only kinda guy...so i don't have this problem

>> No.32622112
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How are they so perfect bros

>> No.32622286

why is it that when I posted this comic I had a bunch of people shitting on me for it, but you get a pass?

>> No.32622366

it's fairly entertaining for what it is

>> No.32622408

This thread is different based on when certain Anons are asleep or awake.

>> No.32622419

Really? I posted pages from it before and never got shit.

>> No.32622425
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>> No.32622445

that's because we hate you in particular

>> No.32622452
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I don't know by I want to make a contract and become a magical gir... I mean wizard. Male wizard. Maybe warlock makes more sense in that case?

>> No.32622509

yeah fuck that guy

>> No.32622586

Judging from the discussion, this is yurishit or some disgusting /d/ stuff right.

>> No.32622619

I know she's called a Shoggoth, but she's honestly closer to a Tentacle, since that's exactly what she is.

>> No.32622711

If you're a mouthbreather that thinks only the way he's told to think, then yeah you wouldn't like this.

>> No.32622761
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Her name is Shogo, she says she's a tentacle, but she appears to do mindflayer-ish things.

It's a yuri-ish H-manga about a girl awakening to her tentacle fetish. There are no males in the series and the tentacle girl appears to be the love interest.

>> No.32622762

How did she get here?

>> No.32622834
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Sorry buddy, looks like you’re about to have a hatchet buried in you and you buried in her.

>> No.32622954

be too irrelevant form me to even right a post

>> No.32622997
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>> No.32623000

>Mad Hatter
The guy must have been passively snorting Wonderland fumes for a few hours by now if it all seems perfectly normal to him

>> No.32623098

So it's 100% faggotry good to know.

>> No.32623205

They sit on your shoulders and argue with eachother

>> No.32623218
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Of course that doesn't stop us from appreciating girls separately from their origins.

>> No.32623229
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How do you calm down an angery puppy?

>> No.32623242

hmmm that has potential

>> No.32623463

When getting approached/jumped by a monster and for a reason or the other you don't have a marker, but say that you are currently looking to copulate with a mamono of a certain species and you are looking for her , will the monster approaching you leave you alone?
Like let's say a medium weight monster (not an Ushi-oni, but neither a Fairy) approaches you and you say as honestly as possible that you are flattered but you are looking for X specie in particular, will they just rape you to make you change your mind or accept it and move on/help you by giving you directions or pointing to the closest dark mage/witch? Mana markers are a thing, but first you need to find a magic user willing to do that and that can be problematic depending on area and location

>> No.32623592

You should go with the answer that makes you happy, you dense person.

>> No.32623629

If you're genuine enough I think most monsters would listen to your pleading and perhaps even try to help you find the monster you're seeking. If they like you enough though then they would certainly make themselves a extra wife too.

>> No.32623779
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>kikimora's landlord kicked her out
>she lives with her master until she finds a new home
>she parks her tank on the front yard
>she fills her new room with gas masks, assault rifles, knifes, and giant fur coats
>fridge is suddenly full of vodka bottles
>there's a huge fucking killer bear in the backyard, and it's her pet bear, Ivan

>> No.32623848

is ivan at least a nice killer bear

>> No.32623852

God please, I want the house in the middle of nowhere, gun cleaning, cosmoline contemplating, MRE preparing, bunker building, scarred militaristic kiki already.

>> No.32623898

Yes, he even has aspirations to become one of those circus bears.

>> No.32623934

Why can't this hellish world let this be real bros?

>> No.32623948

garden hose

>> No.32623973

I am not angry at God for this world, but rather HIs allowing of us to imagine something so perfect.

>> No.32624123

I guess he gets his wish but with some lewd side effects

>> No.32624264

give her a treat, a warm bowl of cum should suffice, and gently comfort her while she enjoys her meal.
I'm sure your dog will appreciate your affection.

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>> No.32624410

>and forcing them to cuddle in bed until noon
Those absolute fiends!!! They must be stopped!!!

>> No.32624417

this kiki is dangerous!
tell wightfag to hide his wife! she coming!

>> No.32624448 [DELETED] 

When a kiki ask you about your day could you bear to tell her the truth?

>> No.32624463

is there some black joke I'm missing here

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>> No.32624541

When a kiki ask you about your day could you bear to tell her the truth?

>> No.32624544
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MGs do the silliest things.

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>> No.32624629

wights are normally hereditary royalty, and this kiki, in particular, looks very soviet coded. you know what that means right?

>> No.32624652

Tell her that the mail harpy is gone and she didn’t take me again.

>> No.32624684

I get the joke now, but consider the following: 'proper' royal undead nobles are girls like the vampire or pharaoh, clearly a cut above from the start. But wights start from the lowest dregs of undead society imaginable. I'm not really a political guy, so can't really tell you what that means, but it doesn't really seem like pure royalty.

>> No.32624769

>Ivan always growls at the Tanuki neighbor

>> No.32625024

pretty sure most wights are born wights and inherit their states from their families, "first generation" wights are probably very rare.

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>> No.32625920
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What kind of fanart do you think we are really lacking, and for which monster?

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Gonna make the big bad ancient evil regret her crimes by defeating her and eloping with her general

>> No.32626118
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Ancient evils always lose to the hero

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>> No.32626505

what do you mean? this looks like a complete victory. the next generation of ancient evils will be even stronger

>> No.32626955

anus art of every monster

>> No.32627003

>White Horn
She would get a husband as soon as she reaches the city.

>> No.32627347
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humping monster girls

>> No.32627951

>draw a hole
>make it very deep

>> No.32628026

Is there an Atlantis in MGE?

>> No.32628296

The gremlin would just build an off-road bike on the spot with a couple of degenerate attachments of course

>> No.32628630

Sometimes all it takes is one guy being online with a strong "stop liking what I don't like mindset. "Doesn't always mean he's samefagging but it does encourage other anons who disliked it but didn't think it was worth posting about to hop on and bandwagon. Sometimes it really is samefagging though.

>> No.32628669

Genies granting wishes
Monsters doing magic in general

>> No.32628835

letting the door open and luring a zombie from the horde into your home to hump you on the couch

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>> No.32628934

Several. Including the Nip equivalent, and one made from a sunken Order battleship.

>> No.32628940
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I have a genie doing science stuff, but she's missing her eye protection and is holding the flask way to close to her face

>> No.32629004

How bad is your day really? Also, you can just say "It was very bad, but seeing you brightens my day instantly"

>> No.32629441

Those ruskies and their hatred towards eye protection

>> No.32629698

"Better now that I'm here."

>> No.32629779

I never tell anyone the truth when they ask.

>> No.32630018

I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a single bachelor.

>> No.32630365

Zombies are for isolating and using as a personal body pillow

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>> No.32630506
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Wonder how I got in with such a slutty looking demon. The angel I understand even if I'm not usually drawn to their kind. I guess occasional exceptions happen.

>> No.32630552

If you ever want a monster girl to leglock and clamp down on ya during sex, just say you think this is gonna be the cumshot that gets her pregnant

>> No.32630565

What's your waifu's search history like?

>> No.32630656
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I wanna have a kid with this squid

>> No.32630698
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I colored my Kobold daughteru commission from yesterday.


>> No.32630778

if they don't play nice i'll make them eat muffins made with each other's lady cum

>> No.32630883

Ask again next thread, this thing is already on page 10 past the bump limit.

>> No.32630977

God that's fucking hot.

>> No.32631209
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Mantis girls.

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>> No.32631311

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that spiders can make you silken pajamas.
One of the comfiest of bedtime outfits.

>> No.32631485
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Consider this cute moth.

>> No.32631619

i have considered this moth and yes.

>> No.32631631

You really got to feel for those girls that fall for the wrong guy. She's so much better than he deserved.

>> No.32631705

her daughter is much more sexy.

>> No.32632078

But two of those are wolfus and one is a fox!

>> No.32632153

Wolves and foxes are doggos!

>> No.32632271

Wolves you could argue but foxes aren’t in the same genus!

>> No.32632453
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consider a better moth

>> No.32632672

No. She's fucking anal plugs

>> No.32632758

Based KDF

>> No.32632875

Canids are doggos!

>> No.32632954
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Ahri? More like shibari!

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>> No.32633098

Foxes are to be ignored and never unsealed, no matter whether its ancient talismans binding them or lewd shibari holding them in place.

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Could you repeat that, I wasn't listening.

>> No.32633172

She needs to be taught a lesson via my dick breaking and impregnatting her womb as she is tied up.

>> No.32633220

I will unseal literally every fox I find.

>> No.32633265
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The mouth should be sealed as well.

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tie phox

>> No.32633441

anubis in bondage
or really just bondage in general

>> No.32633757
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But by that definition so are tanuki.

>> No.32633831

throw them on the pile

>> No.32633972

The dogpile?

>> No.32633985

Raccoon DOG!

>> No.32634036

I don't think that remote control thingy on her thigh is a seal

>> No.32634069

No, it's a seal to disrupt her malicious, cunning, foxy mind

>> No.32634135

You'll only be able to unseal one because that fox will release her desires pent-up from her thousands of years in captivity... all at once... on just you.

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