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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi

Most of this all makes too much of a perfect sense.

>> No.3247939

>tvtropes
>Umineko

Double cancer.

>> No.3247937

>tvtropes
This site is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.3247943

>>3247937
Some of them are pretty stupid, but some make kind of sense and it gives you some good ideas.

>> No.3247958

I am love.

>> No.3247967

>tvtropes
Stop it

>> No.3247979

tvtropes is a good site as long as you completely ignore all the examples and most of the article text

>> No.3247981

I don't understand the hate for tvtropes. The only really shitty part is when people insist on the most trivial events (or wrong events altogether) on being part of a trope, and starting a shitstorm at the slighting argument against it.

Oh. Okay, I understand now.

>> No.3247984

>While attending to the family conference late in the evening, Rosa came by the kitchen and mentioned to Gohda that there was going to be a Halloween party for Maria in the chapel the next day. Thinking this was a wonderful idea, Gohda decided to make some special treats for the occasion, but because he was distracted he accidentally reached for the box marked "Tiny Food Bombs" instead of the sugar. He gave some of the treats to Rosa, who took them to her siblings. They all went to the chapel to check out the party since they'd probably be too tired in the morning, when the tiny food bombs exploded and killed everyone but Rosa, who wasn't hungry.

wow.....

>> No.3247988

>>3247979
No. Just no.

>> No.3247997

>Maria is the result of a rape

>Social support for rape victims is sometimes poor even now, and would have been considerably worse when Maria was conceived. Often, rape victims were (and are) held as responsible for what happened to them, so Rosa would not have expected any sympathy at all for what happened to her. She's kept her mouth shut about just what happened because telling someone would just make things worse. In an upper-class family, she could become outcast and cut off from her inheritance even if it wasn't her fault. This would explain why she won't give anyone the name of Maria's father. It's simply too painful to talk about. (When I feel really cynical I think it was Kinzo.) Rosa loves Maria, but something about her features when she says "uu" has come, as Maria gets older, to remind Rosa of the man who raped her. That's why it's so very hard for her to tolerate it, and why Rosa is so inconsistent as a mother.

Kinzo did it, it would explain Rosa's hate for Maria and Maria being a retard with down syndrom or something because of incest.

>> No.3248002

>>3247997
Her rapist repeatedly went 'uu' 'uu'? God that's terrifying.

>> No.3248006

>Kinzo's running a secret cloning facility on Rokkenjima

Fuck yes, my very own Beatrice!

>> No.3248017

>>3248006
You mean your very own goat, don't you?

>> No.3248028

>>3247984
that is the worst small bombs theory I've heard

>> No.3248035

>>3248002
SO SEXY

>> No.3248040

>Kinzo is Maria.

Shit, it finally makes all sense now

>> No.3248054

Tvtropes and Cracked always leave me trapped for hours. Not going anywhere near that link.

>> No.3248085

>Sakutaro mauled everyone to death
>He is not a tame lion

it all makes sense now

>> No.3248090
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3248090

>>3248054

>> No.3248128

some point make sense

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3248292

...behind Endless Eight!

She didn't want her show to have any competition this season, so what better way to do that than deal with the most likely threat to the show's popularity?

>> No.3248384

>Kanon's real name is Kagu.
He keeps on saying "boku wa kagu des", meaning "I am just furniture" or I am Kagu. Others think that he has a furniture complex, but he's actually correcting them when they call his name.
WHYYYYY

>> No.3248403

The first 2 are really good.

>> No.3249311

>>3248090
just got back myself

>> No.3250357

>>3248403
Some of the rest are amusing. Maybe not hold under stress, but amusing.

>Think of the the poor killer who lugged six heavy corpses across the island in darkness and the pouring rain, soaked to the skin, shivering and exhausted, and then turned on the lights and said... "The fuck?"

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3250362

>tvtropes

>> No.3250371

>>3248384
lol

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