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Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:14:24 2009 No.3246667 [Reply] [Original]

W-why won't you play with me, Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:14:24 2009 No.3246670 You have been replaced.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:15:24 2009 No.3246675 Because I ran out of lives again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:15:24 2009 No.3246677 Because you'll rip off my dick and skull fuck me with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:16:24 2009 No.3246678 File: 518 KB, 791x600, flandresuplex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because you always hurt me. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:16:24 2009 No.3246679 Because you're a shitty character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:17:24 2009 No.3246686 File: 113 KB, 460x651, 054178619e09056114faca52cfedc9ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246670 >>3246679

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:20:24 2009 No.3246706 File: 411 KB, 719x1023, sample-e854b44131e849829714b825b897fca1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flandre is nice girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:22:24 2009 No.3246716 File: 351 KB, 800x1066, flanyan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246706

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:23:24 2009 No.3246723 File: 103 KB, 680x928, good kid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will when you finish studying the Theory of Relativity, young lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:23:24 2009 No.3246725 File: 261 KB, 445x702, e96b384107a5a1f404e17cc40aeded2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Play?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:23:55 2009 No.3246722 File: 103 KB, 680x928, good kid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will when you finish studying the theory Theory of Relativity, young lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:24:24 2009 No.3246737 I remember what happened to mr.Teddy. I'm not that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:26:24 2009 No.3246753 File: 476 KB, 921x921, slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246737 You mean the one she had an affair with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:26:24 2009 No.3246754 File: 303 KB, 500x620, imouto_is_best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imouto EX bosses are superior Touhou. Nue can die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:26:24 2009 No.3246755 >>3246725 Stop. You're making it difficult for me to keep refusing you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:33:24 2009 No.3246800 File: 24 KB, 400x306, imgout.php.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because you're too busy flying over China for some reason. http://www.recordchina.co.jp/group.php?groupid=34753

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:37:24 2009 No.3246827 Because I don't want to turn into ashes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:40:24 2009 No.3246848 >>3246827 You wouldn't. You would simply disappear in a puff of red mist.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:40:24 2009 No.3246847
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Why am I happy? What a silly question, Anonymous! It's because big sis Remi told me that some day, when I grow old enough, I'll meet someone who will laugh and smile with me everyday! We'll have so much fun together, and I won't have to stay down here alone anymore!

...

I haven't seen big sis Remi for a long while now. Can you tell her that I'm still waiting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:40:24 2009 No.3246845 File: 160 KB, 527x355, 0d178ec7c43af57bda86dcbcf3d552a5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246754 Why is Koishi so underrated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:41:24 2009 No.3246855 >>3246845 Cause she's shit.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:41:24 2009 No.3246857
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I'd play with Flandre, but since I'm so competitive, I'd make her promise she can't get mad with I win, only try much harder to beat me next time and I'll do the same. Then proceed to play SWR as Marisa and she as alt-Remi

We'll be BEST BUDS 4 EVER!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:42:24 2009 No.3246863 File: 29 KB, 540x540, TooSilly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246855 stop that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:42:24 2009 No.3246864 >>3246847 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:42:24 2009 No.3246865 >>3246847 Just remember not to vaporize your playmate within five seconds of meeting them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:44:24 2009 No.3246874 >>3246754 Sorry bro, but Remilia > Flandre and Satori > Koishi Onee-sama = best

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:44:24 2009 No.3246876 File: 173 KB, 400x800, f3f874cb9bb0a027ce9c606d7d67e724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:45:24 2009 No.3246882 Is there any way to tame Flandre?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:46:24 2009 No.3246892 >>3246882 Idiot! She's already tame! Just make her laugh and don't set her off by doing stupid shit, and you'll leave with your blood and vital organs still in tact. You may have to kiss that kidney goodbye, though...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:47:24 2009 No.3246895 So who would win in a fight, Kain from Legacy of Kain, vs Remilia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:48:24 2009 No.3246900 >>3246892 I like my kidneys, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:48:24 2009 No.3246906 >>3246892 I'd chug a hourai elixir beforehand just to be safe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:50:24 2009 No.3246922 File: 158 KB, 530x546, remiliacower1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246895 Remilia She has the ultimate defense

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:50:24 2009 No.3246919 >>3246906 Unnecessary. Just cast Troll Regeneration on yourself..

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:50:24 2009 No.3246916 Just give her some cake and you'll be good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:51:24 2009 No.3246925 >>3246892 >She's already tame! she's one of the most dangerous touhous. enjoy dying in three seconds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:52:24 2009 No.3246930 >>3246667 What about this. You get me the hourai elixir and I'll play with you all you want. For all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:52:24 2009 No.3246933 File: 294 KB, 1025x765, 5810343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246667 Replaced by the more dramatic and less dangerous extra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:52:24 2009 No.3246934 >>3246919 She's more likely to kill your ass outright than wound you. I'll play it safe.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:56:24 2009 No.3246959
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>>3246933
Fuck off, Nue is a shitty emo slut. Flandre is a pure batshit imouto loli, which makes her better than all of your favorite characters because I say so.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:56:24 2009 No.3246965

>>3246925

Sure, she's the most powerful Touhou, but she's also a naive child who just wants to have fun. Simply set some lenient rules and boundaries, and she'll follow. If she steps out of line, simple threaten that you'll leave and never come back to play with her. Problem solved!

Can't be a pussy just because Remilia was 500 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:56:24 2009 No.3246966 File: 77 KB, 750x750, 1237790239991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246922 What now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:57:24 2009 No.3246969 >>3246959 >pure >batshit what

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:58:24 2009 No.3246975 >>3246969 I see no problem here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:59:24 2009 No.3246980 >>3246965 She'd probably kill you accidentally eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:00:24 2009 No.3246982 File: 94 KB, 700x500, remicower2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246966 Flandre's ATK stat is so high, he DEF would be utter shit compared to Remi's. All that does is make her a easier target while with Remi, it's a turtling maneuver.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:02:24 2009 No.3247001 >>3246982 That makes her easy for raping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:02:24 2009 No.3247002 >>3246982 So it's a question of unstoppable force vs immovable object.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:03:24 2009 No.3247008 >>3247002 Yep. A diamond spear vs. a diamond shield! Who'd win?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:04:24 2009 No.3247016 >>3247001 Why would you want to rape Flandre? She's not a tsundere or other type of character that is good for rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:04:24 2009 No.3247012 >>3247002 Umineko EP 3.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:05:24 2009 No.3247022 >>3247008 They both break on impact leaving Sakuya to clean up the mess

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:11:24 2009 No.3247066 File: 2.20 MB, 1653x1699, 5830961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like strawberries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:14:24 2009 No.3247079 File: 220 KB, 850x1208, 29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3247016 Really, the only good Flandre is a dead Flandre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:14:24 2009 No.3247080 >>3247066 Shit yeah, I want some strawberries! Thoughtful little sister is thoughtful!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:15:24 2009 No.3247086 >>3247079 Fuck off Nuefag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:18:24 2009 No.3247102 File: 25 KB, 510x510, 1235451248746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3247086 nah...I'll be staying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:25:24 2009 No.3247147 >>3247086 Don't worry, Nue's spurt in popularity will only last a while. Soon she will be ignored as the lamentable extra boss she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:32:24 2009 No.3247206 >>3247147 Just like Koishi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:35:24 2009 No.3247488 A Flan thread on page 3? I will not allow this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:51:24 2009 No.3247530 Because I already beat you and Mokou, now I'm moving on to Ran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:09:24 2009 No.3247760 File: 10 KB, 470x356, mcdonald_comeon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3246667 READY?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:14:24 2009 No.3247780 >>3246667 >>3247760 Horror film of the year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kI0yO3r1eI

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:20:24 2009 No.3247797 I'd play with Flandre. I don't care if she breaks me, just as long as I see her smile before I go, that will be enough.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:22:24 2009 No.3247801
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I don't know how anyone could not like her, all those stories of her being a monster and bloodthirsty are wrong and misleading.
Who of us would not be angry if you got locked into the basement for some hundred years just because you are not normal. All the sadness for not being accepted by her own sister turned into incomprehension and finally anger over those decades. Flandre is like an empty piece of paper, you need to teach her things like you would teach a young child, show her the world, show her love and friendship, show her happiness, make her laugh, make her smile, show her the outside world and all the adventures.
Make her understand the basics of life and you will have the sweetest and most adorable girl ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:28:24 2009 No.3247822 File: 175 KB, 800x1223, 000493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3247801 Hey, if it worked for Yuka... >>3247780 What is this I don't even

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