/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Lets sum up /jp/ with a single picture.

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In before Bawson.

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>>3244909
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anonymous would never remove his/its pacifier and put it next to the girls head

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>>3244929
Deer God.

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Japan/General

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All hail Ronald!

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NEET/General

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>>3244909

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[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

I could sum up /jp/ in a 2000 word .doc but I don't feel like pasting all of it.

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>>3245022
we love copypasta

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[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

My sister has this one friend, see. I think she's 12, but it all started about a year ago. And usually nothing would happen because I'm moderately shy, but I have this weird ability to make lolis love me. While it's not that bad, there's something illegal about it. But moving on the to actual story...

About a year or so ago, she came over to play with my sister and do girly things and whatnot. Me, being the manly Don Juan I am, did nothing and stayed in my room without really caring. But she kept on coming pretty much every day (school was out for a week or so) and eventually, I got bored out of my mind. It just so happened that at this time, they asked me if I'd come and play Hide&Seek with them.

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Of course I agreed, since I had no reason not to. But our house is not a big one; hiding spots are pretty scarce, so I said that we should play with the lights turned off (No, I was not having pedo thoughts) to make hiding easier. They accepted, so I started counting. We kept playing for a while, until my imouto's friend left. Of course, she came back the day after and they asked me to play again, and since it was pretty fun, I accepted. Eventually, a time came when it was my my sister's friend's (Let's call her loli from now on) turn to seek. So I go off and hide in one of my intricate, overly-elaborate hiding spots that require a day of preparation. The one I chose this time wasn't so good. When she found me, it must have been around 10pm. I think it was in November, so it was very dark both outside and inside.

At this point, a good thing to know is that Loli is not a brave person; she gets scared pretty easily. And since I'm pretty much the most awesome person ever, she asked if I could hold her while she looked for my sister. Well, why not? It's not like I'm a terrible pedophile or anything. So I go behind her and put my arms around her. Seeing as she's at least a foot and a half smaller than me, I didn't have many options on how to hold her. So we kept searching like this for a while and eventually found my sister. The rest of the night was uneventful. Fastforward a day or two...

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>>3245064
Proceed

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Loli comes over again, this time not to play H&S, as my sister was in a foul mood. At some point they asked me for help to make a chair/pillow/bedsheet fortress, to which I obliged, if only for nostalgia. Of course I ended up doing all of it myself, so I went inside first, and they joined me shortly after, blocking the way out. They talked for a bit, until my sister got angry and left for upstairs. There, I saw my chance to leave and go back to whatever I was doing, seeing as I had spent a while in there and it was getting pretty hot. What I didn't expect was loli asking me to wait and asking for a foot massage. Now I can't say I had a foot fetish, so I thought nothing of it and started massaging. I couldn't see her face very clearly at the time (the only light was red and behind her), but she seemed to be getting quite into it, with her breathing becoming more noticeable. And, well, even if she was 11 (Or was it 12?), seeing her like this brought me thoughts of various doujins I'd seen and I, too, got lost in the moment and playing on her foot with my tongue. It was pretty hot, though it would have been better had she been at least 16 or so. Some time passed with us doing this, and she took a deep breath and said she'd go check up on my sister. When I came out from the fort, it turns out 30 minutes had passed, and while it didn't seem that long, we definitely spent most of it on our foot antics. The next few times Loli came over, there was some awkward tension between us. Was what we did right? Is it something we should have done? Well, it didn't matter. What was done was done and there's not much we could do about it. Then tension gradually subsided and things went back to normal, or so I thought.

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>>3244991
Fuck, I was gonna post that.

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>>3245036
No we dont

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>>3245087
Stop this shit.

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>>3245038
What the fuck? It took me a few seconds to register in my mind what the hell was going on in that picture, and then I loled.

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A few days after I started feeling comfortable back in the usual tension, Loli came over, once again, for H&S. It played as usual, until, at some point, a glitter of malice shined in Loli's eyes as my sister climbed the stairs to start the usual 45 seconds countdown. I didn't really pay attention to this, though, and started thinking of a good hiding place, when Loli grabbed my arm and said she had a place we could both hide.    Uh-Ohhhhh    . I had thought that we had mutually agreed to forget what had happened between us, but aparently I was wrong. She took me in front of a closet door, the one which leads under the stairs. We usually don't hide there, as it's full of Christmas decorations and various other things. Seeing as I'd followed her there, I felt like I couldn't go refuse, plus I had no idea of where to hide. For a moment, I pondered how we'd both fit in there. Yes, there was space, but one could hardly walk without breaking christmas lights or cheap plastic halloween trinkets. I was about to raise the point, but she opened the door and urged me inside. To my surprise, there was much more space than expected, enough to fit a chair. And a chair there was. She had me sit down on it, then closed the door and the light. Now I have to say that, at this point, I was nervous. I didn't know what she was capable of, nor did I know what she'd do. The lights were turned off and she had the initiative, as I was still bewildered. Much to my relief, she didn't start undoing my bathrobe (I was only wearing a bathrobe during all of these adventures, with no underwear). She simply sat on me, her back resting on my torso. At least, that's what it looked like at first. Then, my sister finally shouted the traditional, "Ready or not, here I come!"

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Taking this as her cue, Loli put her legs between mine and started spreading them. Obviously she wasn't strong enough for this, but I was taken off-guard, and didn't expect this to happen. Now, the seat of the chair was pretty big, enough to have me and her sitting between my legs. Then, she turned her head sideways, pressing her ear on my chest. However, it didn't stop there. She put my arms around her and started rubbing herself on me. While it was pretty (Or should I say, extremely) hot, I wouldn't fare too well if my sister found us (Though I guess it's part of the thrill). The thought of having her cute, delicate butt rubbing on my dick was too much to bear, and as I started getting an erection, my sister found us. At that point, I didn't know if I should have shouted ‘Salvation!’ or not, but I knew that I was disappointed.

It seemed that she calmed down after this, if only for the duration of her dispute with my sister, which lasted quite a while. Fastforward four or five months, I hadn't seen her since then. My sister had a sleep-over, though she only invited two friends: Loli, and loli's step-sister, from her mother getting a boyfriend. It didn't take long until Loli tried - and succeeded - to convince to other two gals to play H&S, and play we did. As she did months ago, if she found me first (A cause to which she was dedicating a lot of work, I'm certain) she would have me hold her, be it a hand or her whole body, while she was searching for the other two hiders. Though this H&S session was uneventful, she looked quite pleased. Maybe she was just really happy to see me after all this time. With the session finally over, I left and headed towards my room, none too bothered about what she did.

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>>3245087
COOL STORY BRO!!!!!

YEAHHHH

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Maybe she was just really happy to see me after all this time. With the session finally over, I left and headed towards my room, none too bothered about what she did. Of course, things wouldn't go that smoothly. As it turns out, they'd be spending the night in the trailer tent, and she asked if I could come because she'd be scared if they were alone (Not that there was no reason to; there were gangsters in the street in front of the house). A clever one she is. If she asked it like that, I couldn't refuse. I went with them, but now another problem arised : we were four and there are only three beds. Clever girl. She said she'd let me use hers until she fell alseep. The other two girls seemed oblivious to her stratagem, and said it was a good idea. Or maybe she had consorted with them beforehand? I don't know. For while, we all played some multiplayer DS games. After a while my sister and Loli's sister fell asleep, leaving me and Loli awake. If I'm to be honest, I was scared of what she'd try to do. I expected her to show some restraint in front of the sleeping kids, but... it turns out I was right, after all. She only snuggled up to me (it was extremelly moe) with a shy smile on her face. Taken aback by this, I started petting her until she fell asleep with an arm around me. I wanted to leave, but the gangsters were still outside, so I decided to stay for a while and sat back down. At this point she woke up ever so slightly, and drowsily asked me to kiss her goodnight. I accepted but didn't play in her hand, as I only gave her a peck on her forehead. The people outside finally got bored and left, and I was free to go to sleep. When I woke up, the girls were already gone.

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>Lets sum up /jp/ with a single picture.

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Fastforward a couple of days ago. The weather was pretty hot, and seeing as we have a pool, she came over (I was, however, alseep at the time). I woke up and stepped out of my room. There, doing random things I don't remember, were my sister and Loli. As soon as she saw me, Loli took a running start and hugged me. I hugged her back and she asked my sister if they could go in the pool again. She agreed, and they invited me. So in the pool we went, and played around for a bit. It was then that I noticed that Loli is starting, if ever so slightly, to grow some delicious hips and thighs. At some point she asked me to take her on my shoulders, to which I obliged. It wasn't the first time this happened, but I hadn’t talked about it earlier. As she always did, that was she either on my shoulders or if I was carrying her on my back, she always pressed herself against me as hard as she could. We stopped playing as it got colder and went back to the warmth of the house. That night, we played H&S again. At this point, I was used to her antics and didn't mind holding her through the darkness. However, this time, her approach was different. To put it simply, she was the one holding onto me, and she put my arms around her hips (Had she noticed me looking at them?) while she was blindly moving around. She moved in ways as to make me touch her butt, and often bent over in front of me. This time, I was wearing underwear, luckily. So even if I was getting a raging erection, it at least didn't pop out from under my bathrobe. But, through luck, or maybe she was going for it all along, she brushed it with the side of her hand. I was thinking it was an accident, but my mistake was made obvious when she put her hand under my bathrobe, grabbed it and gave it a couple of faps before letting it go and finding my sister.

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It's only been a few days since then, so not much has happened. At this point, one could say it's a miracle that I haven't turned pedo.

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>>3245109
>(I was only wearing a bathrobe during all of these adventures, with no underwear).
HAHAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW.

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I was waiting for a Bel-Air.

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ɹıɐ-1ǝq ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ sɐ ǝuoɹɥʇ ʎɯ ǝ1ʇʇǝs oʇ
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎ11ɐuıɟ sɐʍ ı ɯopbuıʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1
ɹǝʇɐ1 noʎ 11ǝɯs ǝɯoɥ 'oʎ ʎqqɐɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝ11ǝʎ ı puɐ
ʇɥbıǝ ɹo uǝʌǝs ʇnoqɐ ǝsnoɥ ɐ oʇ dn pǝ11nd ı

ɹıɐ-1ǝq oʇ ǝɯoɥ oʎ 'ʇı ʇǝbɹoɟ ʍou ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı ʇnq
ǝɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs p1noɔ ı buıɥʇʎuɐ ɟı
ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔıp ɐ pɐɥ puɐ ɥsǝɹɟ pıɐs ǝʇɐ1dsuǝɔı1
ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝu ǝɯɐɔ ʇı uǝɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pǝ1ʇsıɥʍ ı

¡ʇɥbıɹ1ɐ ǝq ʇɥbıɯ sıɥʇ ɯɯɥ
'ǝʞı1 uıʌı1 ɹıɐ-1ǝq ɟo ǝ1doǝd ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı
ssɐ1b ǝubɐdɯɐɥɔ ɐ ɟo ʇno ǝɔınظ ǝbuɐɹo buıʞuıɹp
'pɐq sı sıɥʇ oʎ 'ssɐ1ɔ ʇsɹıɟ

ʇı ʞɔıʞ 11ǝʍsɐ ʇɥbıɯ ı pıɐs puɐ uo uɐɯʞ1ɐʍ ʎɯ ʇnd ı
ʇǝʞɔıʇ ʎɯ ǝɯ ǝʌɐb ǝɥs puɐ uıssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ǝʌɐb ǝɥs
ʎɐʍ ʎɯ uo ǝɯ ʇuǝs puɐ ǝsɐɔʇıns ʎɯ pǝʞɔɐd ǝɥs ʇnq
ʎɐp ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ pǝpɐǝ1d puɐ pǝbbǝq ı

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(ǝuo uosɐǝs ɟo sǝposıdǝ ǝǝɹɥʇ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ʎ1uo)

ɹıɐ-1ǝq uı ǝ1ɔun puɐ ǝʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ buıʌoɯ ǝɹnoʎ pıɐs puɐ
pǝɹɐɔs ʇob ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥbıɟ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ǝuo uı ʇob ı
pooɥɹnoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ uı ǝ1qnoɹʇ buıʞɐɯ pǝʇɹɐʇs
poob ou uı dn ǝɹǝʍ pıɐs sʎnb ɟo ǝ1dnoɔ ɐ uǝɥʍ
1ooɥɔs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpısʇno 11ɐq-q ǝɯos buıʇooɥs 11ɐ puɐ
1ooɔ 11ɐ buıxɐ1ǝɹ 'buıxɐɯ 'ʇno buı11ıɥɔ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuǝds ı ǝɹǝɥʍ punoɹbʎɐ1d ǝɥʇ uo
pǝsıɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐıɟ1ǝpɐ1ıɥd ʇsǝʍ uı

ɹıɐ-1ǝq pǝ11ɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐɔǝq ı ʍoɥ noʎ 11ǝʇ 11ı
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥbıɹ ʇıs ʇsnظ ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ǝʞı1 pı puɐ
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ 'pǝddı1ɟ ʇob ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ
ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ 11ɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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>>3245163
Better than the silly story.

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the only cute lolis that are attracted to me meet me with their parents close by

bahhh

kinda dangerous

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>>3245170

I liked the story.

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>>3245183
I love how it ends with her grabbing his dick and then saying not much has happened since.

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>>3245138
what, what the hell is going on in this picture?

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>>3245206

She's pissing in the bottle.

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>>3245200

It ends with the writer denying being a pedo, which is obviously a lie. What happened afterwords is the author having an internal conflict about what he's attracted to.

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>>3245233
>What happened afterwords is the author having an internal conflict about what he's attracted to.
Damn right.

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>>3245206
Being a lady and not pissing on the floor.

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Why do I still have this

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>>3245627
Doesn't a loss against Shiki mean death?

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>>3245663
Nah.

Sometimes it just means you got kicked in the face alot.

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>>3245663
Only if you are male. Females are put under the power of the Gland.