/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

After settling down and becoming comfortable with her housewife life style, your waifu have gained some jelly rolls

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Kill her and fuck the body and then >>3223201.

[Anonymous No.]

Replace her

[Anonymous No.]

pinch pinch

[Anonymous No.]

Throw out her emergency ham

[Anonymous No.]

It's fine, I love her either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223196
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS NOBODY LOVES YOU

Then I hug her tightly, kiss her and tell her I'll always love her. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Slut thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223210
Bu-but ham is good!

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu already has jelly rolls.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Its fine, I'd accept her no matter what state she were in.

[Anonymous No.]

Jelly rolls? Try that when you like her and suddenly after a period of months you don't see her, she turns out to be a fatass. Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223201
>RAPEplace

[Anonymous No.]

Tease.
Then tell her that I still love her.
I like my waifus with a little meat on them. Anything more than that is a big no-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223196
Love she!

[Anonymous No.]

What, more?

[Anonymous No.]

Imaginary waifu thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223295
Much like all threads.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu is little fat.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

>JELLY ROLLS
Guess what... I married one... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223355
Guess what? Reported.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

>>3223376
Guess what? Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu wouldn't have time to get fat because I'll be fucking her so much anything she eats get burnt off.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll buy her a swimsuit and we'll fuck in the pool, at the beach, and she'll be addicted to sex in a swimsuit.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

>>3223392
At the beach?... Uhh... won't you get into trouble with the... you know... moral police?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223401
nah we'll fuck behind a rock as the kids play with their beachball on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223196
If those hands weren't there she wouldn't be fat at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223406
be careful of starfishes and other things.

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

Gently tease her and slowly strip off her shirt, then I'll bury my face in her jelly rolls and kiss and lick and possibly nibble at them, all the while joking that she's gotten a little fat, but it's okay, I'll look into healthy eating and exercises, I'd slowly work my way up from her jelly rolls to her breasts, and kid that she wouldn't be allowed to eat any more of my cakes, then she'd suggest that she would only eat the lowfat ones, and I'd silently giggle to myself, and tell her that wont do. Then she would slowly embrace and caress my hair, and compliment its silkiness, at that point I'd look at her and giver her a faint smile, she would then faintly smile back at me and close her eyes. While her eyes are closed I'd take out my 1911 and shoot her right in the fucking face and tell her no man wants a fat bitch, then I'd strip her of her clothes, fuck the body many times over, even go as far as sticking my swift rod of justice into the gun wound. Afterward, I'd slice her body into pieces and make delicious meat pies, and sell them to customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223448
Do you have a faq for that?
It's too complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223448
/r/ flowchart

[Anonymous No.]

I would love each and every roll.

Also my waifu is black so a little bit of weight looks good on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3223290
Is this a fanwork? I'm sure I've seen it before.