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Can I eat you?

>> No.3202845
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>>3202839
Can I eat YOU?

>> No.3202853
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Can you?

>> No.3202863

no

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Can I eat you?

>> No.3202887

>>3202839
Can we have sex first? If yes, I can die happy.

>> No.3202889

I'd let Yuka eat me if you know what I mean.

>> No.3202895

Youkai moe~

>> No.3202969

only if i can eat you out.

>> No.3203042

"Can I eat you?"

You can't answer. You're in shock. She keeps staring at you. She can see you start to shake as the adrenaline in your body starts to flow. It's fight or flight now. It's the only way out of this situation you've gotten yourself into. You have to be honest. It's your own fault. You touch your stomach instinctively, and then the most terrible pain bends you. Your head hits the table as you try to scream, but your stomach won't let you. You look down and see something has come out of the ground and gone through your insides. You feel suddenly nauseous and vomit. It's all blood. You can't breathe. You've never been this frightened in your life. And the pain! You can't move it's so painful.

"Itadakimasu~"

>> No.3203087

robotnikno.wav

>> No.3203118

>>3202871
I'd let Remilia eat me. I'd probably survive.

>> No.3203133

>>3203042
Copypasta sure is Nasu.

>> No.3203134

falconyes.wav

>> No.3203389

>>3203042

>"Itadakimasu~"

At least I'd die aroused knowing that Yuka is looking forward to eating me.

>> No.3203404

>>3203118
You would survive the eating, but she would slaughter you afterwards.

>> No.3203809

>>3203118

You'd want to die from that. Then you become a sentient vampire youkai, not one of those mindless ones in traditional lore. And I think she'd be so happy to finally have a servant you wouldn't have to do much.

>> No.3203814

>>3203809
But I want to be a Jiangshi and enjoy my eternal hopping.

>> No.3203825

>>3203809

Vampire youkai in Gensokyo are also powerful as fuck.

If Remilia can't physically do it, I'm sure I could trick Flan into having a meal.

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3203842

I'd give her a banana, if you know what i mean.

>> No.3203846

>>3203825

Your body must still be in tact. She'd either blow you up or bite your neck straight through. Headless vampires are dead vampires.

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>>3203846

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