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I love you Anonymous, and Shanghai does too...

>> No.319701
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319701

I'm so tired...

>> No.319703

>>319693
*squeeze*?

>> No.319705

FUCK YEAH SHANGHAI

>> No.319706

You're not real and even if you were you don't even know me.

>> No.319708

RPfags are the cancer killing /touhou/

>> No.319710
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Shanghai <3

Alice can kill herself for all I care, but leave Shanghai <3

>> No.319727
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>>319703
th..thank you...

>>319706
>>319710
eh?...

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319734

Shanghai is pure sex. Alice is pure poop.

>> No.319741

I thought you were referring to Team Shanghai Alice. Since Zun is the only member, I dismissed the whole thing as meaningless drunk talk.

>> No.319743

*squeeze*

>> No.319744
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319744

Sorry Alice, but I'm in love with Mystia now. And Mystia just happens to want you dead. And what Mystia wants...

>> No.319750
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319750

>>319744

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>>319744
>>319743
>>319734
I'm so confused... I thought you...

>> No.319755

>>319708
*squeeze*

>> No.319766
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>>319744

>> No.319769

>>319744
Alice is gonna be swimmin' with the fishes.

>> No.319776
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319776

I love Shanghai.

>> No.319777

>>319752
Don't worry Alice, I love you. I fap to these threads every day.

>> No.319779

These threads are faggotry. Anonymous agreed. Don't bother him about it.

>> No.319781

Eh, that's nice, ma'am. That'll be $18 for the pizza, with another $3 for the breadsticks.

>> No.319784

>>319693
>>319701
>>319727
>>319752
You are a fat disgusting greasy man, not Alice Margatroid.

>> No.319788

>>319781

FUCK YEAH BREADSTICKS

>> No.319799
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319799

Why...
*sniff*

>> No.319804

>>319799

What? I just wanted some breadsticks.

>> No.319811
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319811

C..can't you see that it's me Anonymous?!...

>> No.319813

>>319799
Face it, Alice. We're just two entirely different beings. I'm a 3-dimensional boy, and you're a 2-dimensional girl.

I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do about that.

>> No.319817

So my thread about Reimu is deleted for no reason, but this role playing faggotry with people playing a game of pretend is accepted and still here? Mods = fags

>> No.319818

>>319811

*munch*

>> No.319820

>>319799
Ahh... ma'am? $21? I'm sorry, but you ordered this pizza...

>> No.319823
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319823

>>319813
But...you love me...I love you...

>> No.319829

>>319818 *munch*
We discussed this.

>> No.319836

>>319823
It's true that I come here every friday, since nobody else is willing to deliver this far and you seem to like pizza, but I don't know you that well...

$21.

>> No.319837

>>319811
>>319799
>>319823
*squeeze* Don't listen to him, he's just a samefag troll.

>> No.319838

>>319823
You're right, I do. But...The computer screen, it's in my way. There's no way I can get to Gensokyo.

>> No.319844

>>319837 *squeeze*

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>>319820
>>319836
s..SHUT UP AND DIE!

I'm busy... *sniff*

>>319837
A..Anonymous?...

>> No.319857

>>319852 *sniff*

>> No.319866

>>319852
...
Damnit. What am I gonna do with this pizza?
Do you want to share it? Will it make you feel better?

>> No.319874

Alice, this is very important, so listen to me. Gensokyo is a gathering place for that in which humans no longer believe. Spirits, maids, the Apollo program, true love, all exist in Gensokyo because humans in the outside world no longer believe in them. The way to reach Gensokyo is surely among them.

Alice, you must seek out this method of bringing us to Gensokyo. If the LHC fails, we will be powerless.

>> No.319878
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>>319852
Alice is mai waifu.

Pic related.

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>>319852

Listen, lady, my boss will beat me if I come back empty-handed. You don't understand how harsh she is.

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>>319866
G..go away!
>>319838
w...with love we'll f-find a way....

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>>319878
A...Anonymous!...

>> No.319892

>>319838
Gensokyo is a state of mind. You just need to drink yourself stupid until you think you're there and anything with two legs and a vagina looks like Alice.

>> No.319895

>>319878
Hey, I love Alice too. But these RP threads are the gaiafaggotry that we need to get rid of. Therefore...

>> No.319910

>>319874
Anon: Alice, we believe in you!
Alice: Thank yo-- *disappears in a puff of logic*
Anon: ...shit.

>> No.319912

>>319884
... Never mind.

Hey, little doll person. Got 21 dollars for the pizza?

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319915

I can't live like this anymore. The face I can't actually hold you, Alice, is driving me to despair.

Farewell, my dear, may we meet again.

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>>319912
H..here take this money... and go!

>> No.319950

>>319934
Only if you promise to never make a shitty RP thread like this again.

>> No.319964
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>>319950
wh..what is RP?!...
*sniff*

>> No.319971

>>319964

Reaked Poop

>> No.319972

>>319934
Thank you, ma'am. Please order from us again, at Gensokyo pizza delivery.

...

I'll be back on monday with your groceries.

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319983

You should know what this image means.

>> No.319988
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>>319983
n...no?

>> No.319992

>>319983

You're gonna be pouring some tea?

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>>319992
I..I'm trying m..my best Anonymous... for you...

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>>320010
Yes please, pour me some tea.

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>>320010
I like you better when you're like this, Alice.

Pic related.

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>>320028

CORNER OFFICE!

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>>320028

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>>320024
I'm sorry.. I just have my tea... you'll have to make it yourself...
>>320028
I just want a hug....

>> No.320045

>>320040
*squeeze*

>> No.320049
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>>320028
PRESIDENT

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>>320045
*squeeze*
*sniff*

>> No.320062

>>320045
>>320050

>> No.320068

>>320062

>> No.320078

>>320068

>> No.320082

>>320078

>> No.320093

>> No.320097

>>320082

>> No.320102

>>320082
Your ageru only helps me.

>> No.320116

>>320102
>>320097
YOUR SAGE ONLY MAKES ME AGE HARDER.

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I..I know that you're there desufag!... desu is over, love conquers!...

>> No.320136

ITT we don't know how to hide threads.

>> No.320146
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>>320116
Th..thank you...

>> No.320157

>>320146
>>320129
I support Alice 100% of the way. Fuck yeah!

>> No.320162
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>>320157
A...Anonymous...

>> No.320166

>>320116

>> No.320167

>>320129
Yea.....about that.......I don't know how to tell you this, but...

>> No.320173
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>>320162
Alice is the sexiest.

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>>320173
um... I'm a little Em..Embarrassed...

>> No.320206

What I am trying to say is Suiseiseki has been dead for a while now, her head cut off, shit like that.

>> No.320208

>>320167 .......
GB2Gaia

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>>320193
Here, this one is less embarassing.

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>>320206
...
>>320211
Th..thank you... *blush*

>> No.320223

Yea, now about the money...

>> No.320233
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>>320223
eh?...

>> No.320239
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>>320221

Face it, Alice, everyone prefers you this way.

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>>320223
Money? Donations?

>> No.320243

>>320233
What the fuck do you mean, "Eh!". It is me, the Hitman you hired, remember? 47? You told me you'd give me 200,000 up front, and you'd pay the rest later.

>> No.320248

>>320242
gb2/shrine/, Reimu.

>> No.320272

>>319813
Technology. Have you heard of it?

We have the technology to manufacture dolls (or robots, not that there's any real difference). Add an audio generator and motor capabilities, and Alice can be as real as you and me. From your statements, it seems that she is some sort of AI, which is easily portable.

All it takes is 9 easy payments of $199.99!

>> No.320276

sage

>> No.320277
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>>320243
...i...it's over?...

>>320239
S..stoooooop...

>>320242
G..go away! I have no money for y..you...

>> No.320291

>>320277
It's over, done, finished, completed, any way you want to put it, she is dead, I have those two doll eyes left over as proof she is dead. Now, just hand over the rest of the money, and I won't have to do anything else.

>> No.320293
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>>320277
Hey Alice, remember that time I killed everyone who ever loved or cared about you?

That was fun.

>> No.320297
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>>320277

Your resistance only makes my posting harder.

>> No.320309
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>>320293
Everyone who cared and loved her eh?

>> No.320312

>>320293
You didn't kill me, Reimu. I'm still alive and pos

>> No.320320
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>>320291
th..then who's proxyflooding /b/?

>>320293
... th..then why do you want my body?...

>> No.320321
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>>320309
Already dead.

>> No.320328
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>>320297

>> No.320331

sage

>> No.320342
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>>320320
If miko can't have your donations then miko will have your tears.

>> No.320356
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>>320328
EI!...
>>320342
..m..meanie

>> No.320378

>>320320
Coverup, duh. They don't want a lot of people to know about her death, so they set up fake "Desu* bots. It's extremely complex, so I really can't explain it clearly. ANYWAY, please hand over my money.

>> No.320391
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>>320356

Oh come on, you like being violated.

>> No.320397
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>>320378
...

>> No.320399

>>320378
And, if you add some extra money, I can take care of these...pests.

>> No.320414

>>320397
So....Can I have my money? Please?

>> No.320428
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320428

>>320391
...I like being held....

>>320399
b-b-but... h..how do I know it's y-you?... you post with no pictures... a-and finally... you need to bring me the eyes of desu... b-because I..I have to know that sh..she won't assasinate the A-Anonymous I love... again...

>> No.320437
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320437

ROLEPLAYING IS TREASON.

>> No.320439

>>320428
I don't post my pictures here, draws to much attention. And, if you'd just wait a second I'

>> No.320442
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>>320428

In that case, sure. You can be held all you want.

>> No.320446
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>>319879

Did you get the money yet? You know what'll happen if you didn't.

>> No.320447
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>>320439
!!!

>> No.320453
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>>320437
YOU ARE TREASON

>> No.320456
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>>320442
th..thank you...

>> No.320469
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>>320456

...By this knife. Farewell, Alice.

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>>320439
Hehehe, Silly Hitman.~desu You can't kill me.~desu

>> No.320479

>>320469
Hitbox missed.

>> No.320481
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>>320473
>>320439
NO MONEY FOR YOU.

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>>320473

>> No.320504

>>320484
Please do so.....

>> No.320512

Take my hand, Alice. We're leaving before things get ugly.

>> No.320513
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>>320481
>>320473
>>320439
...Hitman... y-you have dissapointed me for the last time...

>> No.320517
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>>320512
o..ok..

>> No.320528

>>320513
>ITT: 47 was KILLED by Suiseiseki, judging by the sudden end of his last post.>>320439

>> No.320548

>>320517

Don't, it's a trap!

>> No.320561
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>>320548
eh?...

>> No.320572

>>320561

If you want to stay alive, you'll strip and go to bed. THAT is how you live.

>> No.320574
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320574

I..I'm confused...

>> No.320582

>>320574

Seriously. Just get naked and hop into bed. You'll be safe.

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>>320582
...

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>>320595

Will you do it for me ze~?

>> No.320615
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>>320600

Anything for you, Marissa.

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>>320600
g...go away!

>> No.320624
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>>320619

Come on, Alice. You know you want to.

>> No.320629
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>>320619
This wouldn't be the first time! I have photographic evidence !

>> No.320633
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>>320619
That's not like you, Alice

>> No.320641

>>320629
Care to explain this Alice?

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>>320633
>>320629
>>320624
y...you...

>> No.320648
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>>320641
I...I've been raped....

>> No.320649

>>320642

Alice, ignore Marissa and get naked for me instead. You did say you love anonymous, afterall.

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>>320648
Are you sure about that?

>> No.320666

>>320648
It sure didn't sound like rape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

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>>320658
...i..isn't th..that what Anonymous likes?...

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>>320658
>>320666
S...stop making stuff up!...

>> No.320678

>>320674
So what is it then? Do you love Anonymous or Marisa?

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>>320678
I hear she has a thing for the miko.

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320714

>>320678
I.. I love m...my Anonymous... b-but... my Anonymous loves me too!... E..even with clothes on!..

>> No.320732

>>320714
So your saying your anon wouldn't love you with your clothes off?

Damn, you must be disfigured or something.

>> No.320741
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>>320732
N...no....

>> No.320747

>>320732
>>320714
I love her with when she has clothes on and when they're off.

>> No.320756
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320756

>>320747
...
*squeeze*
I'm... sleepy...

>> No.320766
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>>320747
C..can you just hold me tonight?..

>> No.320772

>>320756

Go ahead and sleep. I have something to do.

>> No.320775

>>320766
Sure why not.

>> No.320779
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>>320772
o..ok... I'll go take a bath then...

>> No.320783

>>320766
I would. But under the skin, you're a ronery /jp/ag just roleplaying. So no.

>> No.320799
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>>320779

As Alice goes to bathe, you think of what you can do.

[] Peek in from the window
[] Barge in on her bath
[] Genuflect

>> No.320801

>>320779
Have a nice bath. I'll make sure to come back and say goodnight to you afterwards.

>> No.320802

ITT a game of PRETEND

>> No.320806

>>320799
[X]Visit Meiling

>> No.320807

>>320799
[x] GENUFLECT

>> No.320812

>>320799
[x] Genuflect

>> No.320861
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320861

"...W...Why are you bowing to me? I-It's embarrasing~!"

You can tell she enjoys the atention. Now what?

[] Hug her
[] Propose
[] Rape the maid

>> No.320873

>>320861
[x]raep the maid

>> No.320874

>>320861
[X]Rape the maid

>> No.320895
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320895

There seems to be alot of spring in this thread.

>> No.320904

Fuck I missed an Alice thread.

>> No.320910
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320910

"A...Anonymous! What are you... Stop!!"

As she shrieks and yells, you pull down her panties. Her soft girlish legs look friendly and welcoming. Her tiny pussy is so cute, and you relish every moment as you insert your member.
*SHLICK*

As you thrust in and out, she moans and whines, but you can tell that she enjoys it. Her insides massage your penis, and every stroke sends pleasure through your shaft.

As you finish up, she clings to you. "Please... never let me go..." Congratulations, you got Good End #1.

>> No.320912

>>320895
NO WHITES ALLOWED

>> No.320920

>>320861
>[X]Rape the maids

>> No.320933
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>>320912

Easily fixed! Jerk.

>> No.320949
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320949

[X]Rape the maiden

>> No.321012

>>320895
Stop calling me, ho. Damn, let a season sleep a little while longer...

>> No.321017

>>321012
FUCK THAT
SPRING HAS ARRIVED MO'FUCK

>> No.321020
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>>320910
IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR
*Eats out alice*
IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR

>> No.321026
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321026

*sleeps*

>> No.321028

>>321020
God dammit.

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>>321012

>> No.321035

>>321026

*squeeze*
*fondle*
*finger*

>> No.321038

>>321026
*squeeze*

>> No.321044

>>321029
*yawn* fine. I'm here. I'm here.

...

Now what?

>> No.321060

>>321044
FUCK YEAH SPRING!

>> No.321064

>>321044

I think Europe needs you.

>> No.321089

>>321060
Fuck yeah!

... Now what am I gonna do with all of you fuckers? shouldn't you guys be out finding mates and making nature happen and shit? whats the holdup?

>> No.321103

>>321064
why? whats happening in europe? I'm kinda busy making the pacific northwest miserable. heh heh heh. PNWers crack me up.

>> No.321113

>>321103
Fuck yeah, East side! It was 61F in fucking Connecticut, that's fucking beautiful
Fuck yeah spring!

>> No.321130

>>320082
KING OF FAGGOTS, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SAGE?!

>> No.321131
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321131

>>321103

Apparently they still have a few of these running around.

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