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3157511 No.3157511[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

oh fuck jp how do i get rid of drunkness really quickly/my parents are coming over soon this is really bad

>> No.3157516

>>>/r9k/

>> No.3157519

Cut yourself with a knife so all the alcohol infused blood pours out.

>> No.3157521

Piss on the floor.

>> No.3157524

I'm sorry, there's nothing you can do.

Your parents will come over, smell the alcohol on your breath, and their hearts will break as the cute, laughing baby you once were flashes before their eyes.

>> No.3157533

Son, I'm disappointed. And we thought we raised you well. ;_;

>> No.3157544

>>3157511
Last time I remember beeing drunk was 12 years ago when i found some nice liquid and drank it.

>> No.3157548

>>3157524
Stop lying.

The easiest solution OP is to piss on the floor.

>> No.3157555

Just pick a drink you imagine would be the opposite of the one you were drinking and down it all.

>> No.3157571

Dump your head in ice-cold water.

>> No.3157575

Throw up then eat lots of bread and drink lots of coffee. Take a shower.

>> No.3157583

Drink more
Keep the buzz going
Believe it or not, but you're much more pleasant to be around when you're intoxicated.

>> No.3157580

- throw up
- drink water and eat a bowl of oatmeal
- brush your teeth and take a shower

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