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"Uh, Kaguya. I found a chair for you," you say, carrying a heavy Western chair into the tea room. The Princess stares at you. You're sweating. You had to search for this thing for half-an-hour in the burning summer air. "I don't have anywhere to sit," she says. You become confused. "But the chair, Princess Kaguya." She steps toward you. "I don't have a chair." Kaguya grabs your arm and pulls it down. You can tell she's angry. She forces you on your hands and knees, and sits on your back.

>> No.3104400

Would she mind if I try to engage her in some stimulating conversation while she sits upon me or would she find that distracting and bothersome?

>> No.3104404

>>3104400
WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU ARE A CHAIR

>> No.3104405

I'd make a nice bamboo chair out of her.
I'd call it my NEET chair, and I'd use it to sit at my computer from dusk til dawn.

>> No.3104410

Given I'd probably have 40-60cm and probably 80-100 kilos on Kaguya I don't think I'd let it get past her tugging my arm.

>> No.3104413

>>3104410
But you're a chair.

>> No.3104415

I'll share a chair with Kaguya, if you know what I mean

>> No.3104421

>>3104404
I can't even say tell her wonderful it is to have her use me as a chair?

>> No.3104423
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3104423

You are furniture.

>> No.3104424

Why does the idea of a girl using me as a chair turn me on so much?

>> No.3104445

>>3104424
cause you're a weak neet who can't get pussy on his own merits.

>> No.3104567
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3104567

“C'mon sis, let me go with you!” You try to stop her from going into the woods all by herself. There's a pause, as the girl stops to think. You may have actually gotten through to her. “I promise to be helpful.” You drive your point home. She turns, the charms on her hair looking particularly well-tied. “Can you cut that out?” She replies with a sigh. “I'm not your sister. And I'm not going to take you with me – it's dangerous.” You won't take no for an answer. You've come this close, so all that's needed is just an additional small push. “I'll be useful to you. I can carry stuff. And I'm the only one here that knows why you're going. Burning things is easier when two people set the fire, right?” She sighs again, shaking her head, “Fine.” She accedes. “Don't get into trouble, or I'm just leaving you behind.”

You nod earnestly, falling in beside the now grinning girl. This is great, you'll finally be able to help her out and play with fire. Those weirdos will never see this coming.

>> No.3104571 [DELETED] 

Reported for Touhou shit. Fuck you /jp/.

>> No.3104579

>>3104445
That doesn't make any sense or answer my question.

>> No.3104582
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3104582

I don't have anywhere to sleep

>> No.3104589

>>3104424
because you like being treated like shit

>> No.3104657

>>3104589
I can't speak for Kaguya, but I don't treat mmy chairs like shit. I need to use them. For sitting on.
Like I can be bothered to go out and buy new ones ever other week.

>> No.3104715

A friendly bump for my favorite writefriend.

>> No.3104725

>>3104715
I was >>3104567, and that was on a whim. Not the op.

>> No.3104736

I'd let Kaguya sit on me, if you know what I mean.

>> No.3104754

>>3104657
But Kaguya has hundreds of bunnies to do the work and enough bamboo in front of her.

>> No.3104768

>>3104725
My apologies, Anonymous. I mistook you for my favorite writefriend, Anonymous. Do proceed to act on your whim in the future, though.

>> No.3104927

>You can tell she's angry. She forces you on your hands and knees, and sits on your back.

Oh god. I would be her chair all day long if her hair would touch me.

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3104936

>>3104927
Fascinating.

>> No.3104947

Man I want a picture of a guy sitting on Beatrice telling her "NO YOU ARE THE FURNITURE"

>> No.3104974

>>3104947
That would not be good for my witch status.

>> No.3104990

>>3104768
/jp/ isn't really the right place for writefaggotry sadly. Too many open sores leftover. Which is why I confine myself to /tg/ or thp usually. But, hey, Kaguya thread, I couldn't resist.

>> No.3105004

>>3104397

I have no problem with this.

>> No.3105001

>>3104990
It is, but mods spoil all the fun always.

>> No.3105008

I wish I was Kaguya's chair. Delicious Kaguya ass on my back.

>> No.3105014

>>3104936
Don't tell me that you don't want to be her Furniture.

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