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Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:32:32 2009 No.3086315 [Reply] [Original]

Whilst out enjoying the fine day you turn and notice a green haired youkai smiling and waving to you.

Why is this happening?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:33:32 2009 No.3086321 It is a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:33:32 2009 No.3086319 Probably because I'm stepping on sunflowers. Wait, how the hell did I end up outside?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:34:32 2009 No.3086325 It was a dream. Youkai don't really exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:34:32 2009 No.3086326 File: 37 KB, 500x468, yukakill2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She then kicks your head and it explodes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:34:32 2009 No.3086323 EVERY THREAD NO EXCEPTIONS

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:35:32 2009 No.3086332 File: 114 KB, 948x891, yuka crazy bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She then begins to feast upon your intestines in a refined elegant fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:36:32 2009 No.3086334 >Whilst What are you, from the 17th century?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:36:32 2009 No.3086336 File: 439 KB, 500x750, yuka tit grab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But what's this!?! You come back to life and suddenly grab her tits!

>>	Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sat Aug 8 23:36:32 2009 No.3086337 Well, so long as she's eating my corpse in an elegant fashion I suppose it's OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:37:32 2009 No.3086340 File: 246 KB, 600x718, yukafuckingsexy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Freaky inter-species sex soon follows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:38:32 2009 No.3086345 File: 258 KB, 1219x800, yukarape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNF UNF UNF

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:39:32 2009 No.3086354 File: 330 KB, 800x640, PENIS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cirno then shows up

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:39:32 2009 No.3086356 >>3086326 Can't unsee Yuka as Sagat. >FLOWER... FLOWER... FLOWER >FLOWER UPPER

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:40:32 2009 No.3086357 >>3086334 I'm not OP, but fuck you, I still say "whilst" politely sageing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:40:32 2009 No.3086359 File: 180 KB, 453x466, Cirnospeak (5).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And begins to discuss quantum physics with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:41:32 2009 No.3086364 File: 472 KB, 742x1050, 31b866af0765ad386bda7704de50310d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are sex and extreme violence the only things that happen in Yuka threads like these? Or just Touhou threads in general?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:41:32 2009 No.3086368 File: 180 KB, 453x466, Cirnospeak (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And how apples and oranges contain plasma in which babies are formed from vaginal juices from bees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:42:32 2009 No.3086369 >>3086356 FUND IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:42:32 2009 No.3086374 File: 399 KB, 800x800, cirnodead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You then kill her for she is verily an annoyance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:43:32 2009 No.3086385 File: 800 KB, 1333x2000, rin2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orin then shows up to cart off Cirno's body...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:44:32 2009 No.3086390 File: 666 KB, 1200x886, rin9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...but gets into a cat fight with Chen whom was pleasuring herself in the bushes nearby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:45:32 2009 No.3086392 File: 243 KB, 603x666, orins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3086385

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:45:32 2009 No.3086397 File: 227 KB, 605x854, sanaesideboob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You then begin off on your merry way and run into a slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:46:32 2009 No.3086399 File: 87 KB, 580x865, Aya2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No, two sluts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:47:32 2009 No.3086403 File: 135 KB, 500x500, suikachokeabitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You bypass the sluts for fear on an infection Ajax would not even remove and come upon a drunk little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:48:32 2009 No.3086410 File: 111 KB, 768x1024, suika2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She then pleasures herself upon your erect phallus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:48:32 2009 No.3086411 >>3086315 I pissed somewhere I probably shouldn't have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:48:32 2009 No.3086408 File: 242 KB, 756x1051, 5522813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Three canon sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:49:32 2009 No.3086415 File: 136 KB, 410x385, suika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It sure is boooooooooring around here

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:50:32 2009 No.3086419 File: 599 KB, 960x768, c7739e59e2be7829636d86382603e73b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The little drunk girl, satisfied, passes out and you move on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:52:32 2009 No.3086424 File: 894 KB, 800x875, yakumo (132).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You then are confronted by a mature, voluptuous, fox woman. She asks if you have seen her little one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:52:32 2009 No.3086427 Reported. Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:53:32 2009 No.3086434 >>3086410 Whats the name of this HCG set?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:54:32 2009 No.3086435 File: 170 KB, 800x1000, ran1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You cannot recall you say but she offers to help your lax memory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:54:32 2009 No.3086439 File: 149 KB, 470x467, kanakofuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3086427 Aw dammit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:56:32 2009 No.3086450 File: 105 KB, 532x600, nitori19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You come across another girl whom builds you a rocket ship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:56:32 2009 No.3086451 File: 256 KB, 500x400, 1243803263218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari suddenly appears. You are never heard from again. DEAD END

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:57:32 2009 No.3086455 File: 194 KB, 624x680, satori2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and sucks your cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:59:32 2009 No.3086460 File: 95 KB, 198x238, gastonblowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3086455 Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:59:32 2009 No.3086463 File: 348 KB, 600x800, yuka 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You then awake in 3D land. Oh look, a green haired woman...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:00:32 2009 No.3086469 File: 83 KB, 438x325, cirnocomic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The End

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sun Aug 9 00:00:32 2009 No.3086473 >>3086463 Small breasts? I'd hit it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:01:32 2009 No.3086477 File: 137 KB, 567x567, 1189862737788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are then sent into space on said rocketship along with a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:05:32 2009 No.3086492 File: 180 KB, 453x466, Cirnospeak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For now

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:09:32 2009 No.3086521 File: 137 KB, 600x800, 5a4db423d7eecb363c12afaba767b69e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suddenly the shitty thread devolves into scat pornography, how do you cope with the irony?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:24:32 2009 No.3086612 File: 302 KB, 1000x1000, cea2d33cbea4b756a37cc6190e188c8f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3086521 drinking heavily

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:27:32 2009 No.3086633 >>3086521 by saving the image?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:33:32 2009 No.3086668 >>3086521 I love this artist so much. Delicious logs of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:35:32 2009 No.3086679 File: 245 KB, 612x664, 20070829010356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3086612 I fucked you're touhou. Now what?

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