Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Mistletoe Edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I was one second late.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The second Monsters hear about Christmas they'd adopt it as their own.

It'd like that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>His dragons still need wings to fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846257
Don't worry, you've been a good boy this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846330
Remember write to the Winter Lillim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846330
>>30846395
Can I ask the Winter Lilim for a chameleon girl gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846092
>evil
*lonely and misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846455
>Evil villainess gets instant loss'd through a hug from a kind and sweet young man

[Anonymous No.]

kiseru smoking fish

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846239
Reminder that dressing up as Santa makes you a target

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846433
Why would the snowlim be handing out reptiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846395
Fuck the winter lilim, I want a tomboy lilim

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me while I throw hands with this rat-bastard >>30846092 who insinuated that ryus could be evil.
but an evil ryu does sound hot

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder you should go and surrender yourself at your nearest orc tribe. Life's better this way trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>3rd grade classroom
>teacher hands out the worksheets
>that one demon that draws pentagrams and devil-related stuff next to the name space above the questions
>autistic leanen sidhes draws characters from various anime and whatever video games she played on the back of the sheet
>gazer draws a hyper-realistic image of an eye after she finishes her work

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30846687
>agree to attend "nerdy games night" organized by your tomboy MG coworker to not look like an even worse social outcast than you already are
>enter her apartment and see her like this
>"oh anon I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you, other girls called that they can't be here tonight"
>"but since you're here already, I have these neat 2-player games to play!"

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>>30846641
For lolis, White Horns, and loli White Horns.
>>30846678
Because she's not keeping them at her place and they need a warm home.

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>>30846687
Walking in on that is instant mindbreak, she should know better if she wants to actually play any games

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack!
May I take your order, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

At what age do young sandworms leave their mother's shell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847366
Yeah can you give me directions for the Cake Pub please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846957
>to not look like an even worse social outcast than you already are
I don't care, there's no point trying to pretend I'm not a friendless loser, they'd just laugh at my attempts anyway.

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>>30847366
I'd like the Chocolate Holst-Milkshake, short-stack please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847366
Can i get a uuuuuuhhhhhhhh....

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring a wight presenting her daughter.
https://files.catbox.moe/7fcgp1.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ashamed that the girls I'm most attracted to are the human looking ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847781
I bet a bapho's goat milk milkshake would be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate JK onies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848155
>onies
*onis
How the fuck did I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848102
It's fine anon, your taste is yours, if you allow yourself to be attracted to the most unhuman ones then you risk going down the road to furry heresy.

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>>30847366
One puppi cunni please! Can I have it gift wrapped as well?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30847366
One Sea Bishop, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847896
I never really got why so many waifu fags end up becoming daughteru dickers.
Then again, I don't get lolis in general so maybe that's a reason.

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>>30848704
Aren't KDF and Wightfag the only daughteru dickers?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30846687
>nopan
>'vulnerable' position (when is a lim ever truly vulnerable?)
she's baiting me and it's WORKING
IT'S WORKING AAAAAA
ALL I'D HAVE TO DO IS GRAB AND LIFT THAT ANKLE TO START RAILING LILIMPUSS AAAA

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>>30848762
Yes, but actually no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848762
The only ones open about it, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848762
The only that get commissions to my knowledge.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30848799
>ALL I'D HAVE TO DO IS GRAB AND LIFT THAT ANKLE TO START RAILING LILIMPUSS AAAA
She knows you won't dare to make the first move, at least not at first. She's going to skillfully shift her position so that you never get the full view of the goods, until "lim pussy" is the only thing on your mind.
Then she will take responsibility for putting you in such state and you will mindbreak yourself just from the insertion, no special lilim magic needed.

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>>30848398
No abs. Still nice to have a Jinko cosplay, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of gifts does White Horn-san in Winterstown need?

[Anonymous No.]

WAAAGH! except it's a horde of P'Orcs on a sex rampage

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848775
What that article leaves out is that the mermaids were the Coast Guard that rescued him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30849369
You'd think getting raped by a coast guard would make the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846687
>The less clothes she has on, the better she plays
Go ahead and draw your last pathetic card, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone else getting a forbidden 403 for some of the pastebin shorts or is that on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847389
I headcanon about 5 years old when they stop living in mommy's mouth.
But for the next 10 years or so, they don't leave their parents. They stick close by, going wherever they go.

Then by 15 years old or so, they go off on their own.
Unless they find a husband before then, at which case, they'll probably go off on their own at that time.

I also headcanon sandworms to average lifespan is well over 10,000 years old. Of course, consuming spice they produce can practically make them and you immortal since there's an infinite supply

[Anonymous No.]

Post foxes

[Anonymous No.]

TO ALL WRITEFAGS

Pastebin has decided to remove just about every single fucking post off the entire website. If your paste contains profanity, which if they're NSFW they probably will, it has been forcibly privated and you cannot unprivate them. Back up your work immediately before they decide to delete them for good too!

Fuck - all that lost writing. Feels bad.

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>>30850390
I was wondering what happened

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>>30850390
Yup, I'm seeing it happening in a lot of other nsfw threads too, haven't seen any official word on what they constitute as "offensive" but considering the way a lot of the internet is going porn is a safe bet.

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>>30850390
Fucking hell, why?

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>>30850390
>tfw wrote all my stories locally so I still have everything
That's still way fucked, good looking out anon.

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>>30850390
Do we like... have a plan B?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850537
Pastebin has been on the skids for a while now, especially since they removed the search function for some reason. It's probably not doing too hot, so they're being reactionary and trying to attract advertisers by purging certain types on content in the clumsiest and most obnoxious way possible. The filter is so broad that even innocuous pastes are locked away by the pastebin police. This is borderline apocolyptic for a lot of writefags and for readers who might have favourites that are in pastebins owned by dead authors. I know I do, and now there's no way to back them up for myself.

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>>30850654
Cripes. They could have just divided it based off of age range.

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>>30850654
Same. The loss of those pastes is something I should have seen coming, but I guess every single dead/moved on writefag's work is just poof.

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>>30850390
Yeah, I checked Magus anon and almost all of his work was remove.

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>>30850719
Hope he still has copies of his shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850719
At least he's still alive, and penywise moved to another platform. A lot of writefags have made their own blogs. All isn't lost, at the very least.

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>>30850749
Has the aggregator been updated to include other sites?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30850792
No, it's purely a thread scraper for pastebin links. However, allow me to share one or two links I can recall. Also, there's always TFT- some writefags double uploaded to both pastebin and TFT.
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70227876/FrontPage
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/

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>>30850390
https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A/folder/zzwA2RJR
There's an archive of most stuff in the fan stories folder

[Anonymous No.]

>pastebin's on lock
I just got off my ass and wrote something too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
So what do we do now?
TFT?

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no berserker waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851211
Remember to make kittens with evilest cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851211
Your love for her must be like a truck, because her hips impacting yours will be as well.

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>>30850815
Seeing this commission posted so much is kinda nice, I'm especially fond of how it turned out

[Anonymous No.]

The only way I can see anubis.moe working now is if writefags all make their own blogs and then post pastes that ONLY have the links to those blogs, so the SMART filters don't get tripped. Seafoam's stuff is like that, and it's the only working link in anubis.moe right now.

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>>30851241

She'd really be the ultimate mom. Her love for kids is unchanged, even after becoming a better version of herself.

>>30851308

I only wish she came along sooner, or that I had waited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851442
She also got a bust upgrade by going into that form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850907
>even I'm in there
whoever put this together was thorough

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851524

It's like they said, "She's cool and all, but that vow of chastity is a bummer. Let's upgrade absolutely everything about her."

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>>30850390
Damn, there goes almost half of the translations from my pastebin. I mean, they're still up on MGR but I guess now I'll have to post them on my mega or something as a secondary option.

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>>30851675
check the mega archive here >>30850907, maybe they are in it?

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>>30851588
Well, chastity is technically no funny stuff till marriage.
Celibacy is the full on no sex.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30851870
>The Jar

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>>30850390
I blame pornhub for this, what's next? Will the entire internet be sfw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851849
"Funny stuff" is the marriage for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851849

Huh, I didn't know that. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851949
"Hey, Anon, wouldn't it be funny if we were married, haha? SIGN THE DAMN CONTRACT."

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>>30851940
The normies will inherit our kingdom whilst we ascend to the astral plane of autism.

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>>30851940
Paste bin had a lot on erotic content on it and the owners probably didn't want to be known hosting them. They were just waiting for the right time to pull the content.

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>>30852039

It's unfortunate that the wild west era of the net ended a long time ago. What we're seeing now is the modernization, I guess. It's like a forest being replaced by a concrete jungle.

And it's pretty shit.

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>>30851191
i hope not, i dont wanna have to go into some rando's discord just to post shit

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>>30850390
what if you encrypt the fic so their algoritm can't read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852264
soon we won't be able to have anything but the most basic of vanilla art and people will be tryna sell you lewds on the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851940
pastebin has always had the nsfw rule, some authors had their works deleted if someone was autistic enough to report them. The sensitive content filter came into effect a few months back now, seen the writing on the wall when it happened.

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>>30850390
I fucking told you it's gonna happen months ago but you didn't believe it and asked for proof and shit

>>30851940
>I blame pornhub for this
Nah, pastebin made "smart" system for tagging NSFW stuff months ago, it is possible pornhub accelerates it but they always wanted to kill NSFW

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>>30850815
That's my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851940
>>30852872
What's going on with pornhub? I would think if anybody wanted porn to be accessible it'd be the porn site.

[Anonymous No.]

All this anti porn sentiment is incredibly foolish in the long run.
That which is suppressed eventually remerges in the form of demons, and unfortunately not the cute kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852952
Mastercard and Visa flexed their corrupt corporate muscles on pornhub which caused pornhub to mass delete questionable videos to get them to reverse.

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>>30852952
They nuked themselves after Visa and Mastercard stopped processing payments for them because of consistent issues with underage content on the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852952
They purged all of their videos that weren't from verified or partnered or whatever the fuck creators. Ostensibly to cut down on CP and rape shit after Visa and Mastercard stopped allowing transactions to them or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852646
>>30851940
The internet will never go fully sfw. Pornhub only removed 90% of their videos because credit card companies were pulling out because was of illegal content on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852984
Its not about the future for the people who do this. Its only about the control they want here and now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853010
>>30853017
>>30853028
>>30853056
Fucking hell, just fucking open the goddamn portals already and save us from this retarded reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852952
NYT posted a hitpiece about how pornhub is full of CP and revenge porn, credit companies refused to work with them and pornhub deleted all unverified user videos.
Now pornhub is nothing but 10~ min ads for full videos from big porn companies.

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>>30853176
That hitpiece was pushed by an anti porn moralfag group using the illict stuff as a way to get someone to publish a story. Pornhub had less of a problem with that shit than youtube or twitter do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30852027
>fem milf Todd Howard demon that keeps popping out of more and more ridiculous places telling you "SIGN IT AND SIGN IT AGAIN"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853233
Hello XVideos

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851091
I thought he was already married to Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

How long until Newgrounds starts starts hosting writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

Come to the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30848775
that's the face of a man that fucked his way out of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853356
>A monster that makes you keep marrying her even though you're already triple married to her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30853497
I'd Kneel

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>>30853398
Miiafag is white.

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>>30853391
Funny though, they got spooked the other day too. Anything hinting at incest, non-consent roleplay, sleep sex and other fetishes had their video names and tags changed.
Seems the internet's in the middle of a porn purge.

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>>30853233
Pornhub has always had big cp problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853516
>both pairs of your hands look like gold mittens from all the wedding bands

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>>30850390
They played us like a damn FIDDLE!

[Anonymous No.]

How would an amazon or an oni react if I gave her a wedding ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853583
Fucking moral authoritarians. Do they not know that these dumbasses own shit will be next the more power they give to this garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853726
You get locked in the rape hut.

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>>30853749
I mean, I get purging certain crap, but other stuff isn't even as bad as what they should be targeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853771
Being selective is too much effort. Easier to just load filters with keywords and let it loose when you don't give a shit about collateral damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853726
>Amazon: Rape Hut
>Oni: Perpetual partying.

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>>30853497
Looks rather moist for a desert.

>>30853516
Don't you quadruple e want her soul, though?

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>>30850390
Hooooooooooly shit. What a fucking nightmare. Felt like the number of active writefags has been dwindling for a while, but to have all the old shit wiped out, too? Fuck this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853910
Right when we most need to jerk off, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853893
She doesn't have four souls to give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853893
Many deserts meet the ocean. Also oases, also Not-Nile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853910
The archives are what really hurts. Current writefags will just move somewhere else. It's the lost old stuff from dead authors that really hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
In retrospect we really should have seen this coming and moved everything somewhere else a while ago.

It's not like the writing hasn't been on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846239
why can't they be reaaal...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cross blades with an ochi to prove my worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Glad I put everything on Google Drive before. I'm even in the mega, I find that neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854053
>>30854106
The MEGA posted earlier in the thread seems to have a pretty comprehensive collection of authors. Not everyone I'm sure but there's a lot of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854136
After poorly crossing blades with a Ochi Anon was forced to become her 'master' for his safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854230
Well, it was worth a try. At least I'll be safer. Even in bed.

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>>30853749
We are seeing the death throes of a mad beast, the age of Pisces is coming to an end.
Sell gold, buy internet clout.
We feast upon the corpse of God this solstice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854136
I'm going to have a drinking contest against the h'orc warlord! The winner gets to have sex with the loser, so the stakes are pretty high!

[Anonymous No.]

Jingle bells, lamia tails
Centaur girls with braids
Harpy girls chirp with cheer
And the onis drank all the beer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854458
>"Should someone tell da boss that she sucks at drinking? She goes down after a few beers."
>"Nah, let's see how this plays out. That human boy is a real cutie."

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>>30854136
I'm going to play a game of monkey in the middle with a dulluhan using her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30854687
I want to steal a dullahans head and use it like a onahole.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30854041
Naughty-Nile, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>a single human male enters her vicinity
>neuron activation - hound sees action
>"GRRR, AAAAHHH, ROOOOAAARRR, HUUUUMAAAAANN, NOOOO MERCYYY"

[Anonymous No.]

>get isekai'd to MGE
>end up somewhere in the middle of Order territory
>don't speak the language, have no skills and am socially retarded autist, no idea where am I and how to get anywhere and have no money
>end up starving on the streets
Ever worry about this kind of scenario?

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>>30855327
I'll just pantomime my middle school knowledge of agriculture until they revere me.

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[Iron beast No.]

Will you guys read the links if i start posting on FF.NET or AO3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855537
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855537
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

If you teenk you can leave this country without kissing a fox, hehehehehe, you are dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855300

Bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855684
It's Beast, he does the monster girl roulette among other stories.

[Anonymous No.]

One of the three will happen to you when you're teleported to the MGE world, but luckily for you, you get to pick which:
>Become a jabberwock's fetish dummy - she'll explore all her /d/eviant fetishes on you despite your protests or enthusiasm
>Become a stinky yeti's captive - trapped in her cabin miles away from civilization, she'll love you and pamper you, but she doesn't wash properly and has a thing for facesitting and kissing
>Become sandworm food - quickly devoured by the beast of the sands, you'll spend the rest of your days living in a monster's mouth, and you'll rarely see the light of day again

Which outcome will you choose?

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>>30855976
So what counts as "/d/eviant" to the jabberwock? So long as it isn't NTR or dangerous to our health I guess she would be better than the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

Before a man penetrates a titania's pussy, the man's penis must be marinated immensely in the cunny juices of fairies and pixies before proceeding with being violated by their queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855976
>They're all shit
If I wanted to spend the rest of my life with a gross woman, I would just stay here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855976
2, 2, 2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855976
I'll take a smelly yeti and a warm bath I can bait her into cuddling me in. That's not even a difficult thing to take care of. I like sandworm, but I'd need to go outside sometimes.

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>>30856112
The human mind cannot comprehend a jabberwock's depravity. Browse /d/ and attempt to imagine stuff 10 times wackier and weirder, and you've only scratched the surface. /d/ to jabberwock is like missionary sex for the purpose of procreation for normal folks

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30855976
The yeti sounds the most normal so I'll pick her.

[Anonymous No.]

big banshee underboob

[Anonymous No.]

>Sabbath loli lures you to her van promising cool records and beer
>"here are the prog rock vinyls onii-chan!"
>opens the door
>it's just her friends
>they're all in extremely lewd outfits
>before you can even rotate 360 degrees to walk away you're already under 4 different charm spells
>"wait, it's all cunny?"
>"always has been"
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856305
Would a gamer banshee use the gamer word or just cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856220
So hard no then.
>>30856322
Actually can I go with the Sabbath instead? Minus the charm spells, I don't like things messing with my mind and I am willing to go of my own accord.

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>>30855537
Of course Beast, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856410
Just get in the damn van, onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855537
I'll read the links from both but would you post on TFT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856368
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856322
Kurofufuru needs to stop telling little girls how to kidnap and rape adult men

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856648
That's a gamer moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856667
Gonna hug that oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856322
That'd suck. Living the rest of my life as a flesh dildo for some random girls I've never met before would make me want to off myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis teaching a graped Pharaoh how to dance
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1339186040934809600

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856485
Ok ok, I'm coming. Kids these days, so impatient

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856748
If monster girls existed, women would form SS units within days.

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>>30856832
That wasn't suppose to be a reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Nothing of value from my personal library was lost, I'm more worried about stories from other, more palatable writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856832
if monster girls existed, women would bitch on social media for days until they were fully assimilated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ride wife
Life good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857300

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857300
This with night gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857300
Gonna build her a brood

[Anonymous No.]

>>30856485
What kind of music does Marune listen to? I want in her van. Or maybe Grelia's, but the van is an ambulance and there is no music, only sirens. Also, not even onii-chan is allowed to ride for fun.

>>30856832
Maybe, but MG would have /ss/ units formed before they even marched.

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>>30856832
and they would lose, just as the old SS did. The real question is do they want drag this out or accept monetarization and reform themselves into something suitable for the incubi men are to become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857549
Oh anon you card

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857549
I do like a girl in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>30857803
>"Are you hiding any men in your basement Anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857992
Do I look like an Alp ma’am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857992
>"Are you hiding any men in your basement Anon"
>"OR WOMEN!"
>"Yes, or women... You really must do something about your corruption fetish, Charlotte, it's a disgrace to der Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858324

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[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you must be suitably festive for 'winter time loving'.
Bad sweaters, eggnog and fireplaces are recommended for setting the mood, as is Christmas music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858602

I hate christmas. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858324
Do you really want me to answer that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858602
What the fuck is eggnog

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858651
Grinch monster girl incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858651
t. Ice Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858651
[Krampus intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30857911
Monster Gyms are scary places.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e1SQmt9WtQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
>this
>pornhub kerfluffle
What the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859017
Kc hasn't done krampus yet hasn't huh

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna confess to a flatfish and put a ring on that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>30853553
I'd hope she pushes my face against her butt if I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859387
There's plenty of room in the sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859289
It's over, Anon, Masturbation is finished! Once everyone's gotten the vaccine and they can count how often we fap we'll never be able to touch ourselves again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859289
The final act of 2020.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859768
There's two weeks left motherfucker, don't you dare say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30855537
I'd say AO3. FF.net has stricter lewd rules and you can't download from FF.net.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Again one example and reminder to save and archive everything, its most likely gonna get worse in coming years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>yiff party went down
>Pornhub deleted all the h game videos
>Pastebin has gone nuclear
worst part is ikeggCL has decided to quit and he said he would update his pastebin for the last time and I don't know if he even got the chance, he posted the best monster girl h game content. Which god do I have to appease to get them to stop destroying all the good content on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30860644
YHWH

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna confess to my snek senpai who's too cool for school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858439
Then you clearly have no need to search the house :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858602
>wife puts on a christmas themed virgin killer sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
I think they might also be filtering anything that starts lines with ">". I've seen a couple with no NSFW content tagged as NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30861270
I wonder if those three line shitpost greentexts were privated

[Anonymous No.]

>>30860644
RIP IkeggCL

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859768
>>30859902
Rolling for portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
So is anyone going to make a new story archive/posting site? I think /monster/ made one months ago but it's obviously a ghost town

[Anonymous No.]

>>30860644
>ikeggCL
> he posted the best monster girl h game content
Never heard of him. What did he do? Any links?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30861665
Oh, Anon, why would anything good happen? But here's hoping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30861923
He posted the request button series which was the h scenes for mgq and did paradox version as well, besides that he mostly posted monster girl h game scenes. And the only links left are on his pornhub feed with some google drives of his stuff but that’s not everything

[Anonymous No.]

>Be me
>Human male in MG empire
>Rescued from abusive mistress
>Managed to get out with an eye and a hand intact
>Placed in a slave infirmary to heal
>Told they found a new owner for me
>Given to maternity ward to act as a comfort male to hot and bothered pregnant monstergirl girls
>My very first patient is a 11 month pregnant centauress who knows about my past
>Supposed to meet her in five minutes
What am I in for? Please help. I can already hear her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862486
I don't understand. They're pregnant. Don't they already have men?

You must have misunderstood the job description.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think lilims are powerful enough to make men not succumb to magical altering of behavior and enjoy them struggle as they rape them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862701
no

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862767
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, automatons sure do like penguins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862860
A Lilim trying to turn off her passive magic would be rather like a human trying to stop their own heart I'd think. A completely autonomous system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Everything is still present in my pastebin, albeit locked to everyone but myself. I also have saved local copies of everything I've ever written, so no worries.

If anyone has suggestions as to where I can migrate too, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850958
Were you the hellhound guy from last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Hug foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858923
delicious

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound more like smellhound

[Anonymous No.]

Do catgirls take cat food or human food

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cute monster imoutos to do wholesome sibling stuff with

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863292
>tfw no cute monster daughterus to do wholesome parenting stuff with
>also sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862994
To all writefags - back up your stories here https://cqi.slash.monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863500
Wrong link https://slash.monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863328
That's a good meaty shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863531
Ugh. What is this passfile. I do everything on my phone. Will that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863702
It should work, you just need to choose the downloaded passfile (don't try to open it) while you log in. Also for writefags - some can try to use pbworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864213
Shady as fuck, but it seems you just threw something together quickly, so thanks for the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859594
What's with the bag? It's too small to be a sandworm, and too toothy to be an onahole, so what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863328
I wish to cuddle this shark and tell her how cute she is. I will not give in to fear or stereotype in order to accomplish this goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30860644
The mayans were off by 8 years due to an unfortunate rounding error, time to rev up them human sacrifices boys.

This is your south american feathered serpent goddess for the end times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30859594
Do not tempt me
>>30864329
It's my hole. It was meant for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864285
>>30864285
I didn't made monster.slash, it's /monster/ project. If you think it's too shady, you can use pbworks. Example:
http://beardicus.pbworks.com/w/page/112899016/FrontPage

[Anonymous No.]

>>30861479
No, they're still public.
I've been thinking about doing some more this weekend. Should I stick to what I've been doing before, or should I spice up the three lines to be more than just
>Scenario without monster
>Name of monster or name of what the monster is based off of
>Same thing as line one, but now with monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864589
Well it's better than one with abs and weird chin piercings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864589
I, for one, welcome our big titty drunken incest dragon overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864589
but i wanted huitzilopochtli

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864732
Gesundheit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30864589
Quetzalcoatl didn’t accept human sacrifices though

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry everyone, I had a backup of my old yeti greentext. I know everyone was panicking, but there's no need for alarm.

In all seriousness I don't think I can make it without the occasional decent MG story. Where will they go?

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863155
Catgirls take DICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865507
Yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30849760
Indeed idk if they made it private or its like a server maintenance or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865507
Sir that is clearly a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865588
Was that a racial slur? Don't titshame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865668
I call 'em like I see 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>Father! We must install a chimney into the lair so as to lure Santy Claws here!
What do dragon-dad?

[Anonymous No.]

Image the intimacy of her whippy antennae.
Total cuddlebugs, good hunters, adoring mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Good. Now I can truly fade back to obscurity without worrying about some faggot finding my old pastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867112
You can pet a centipede? Didn't know that. I try to pet hairy caterpillars but they usually get spooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Well that's a shame but I'd all but quit writing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a contract with a demon to become rich and now I'm her secretary at her company, sure the pay is great but she constantly leers at me and asks me to do degrading things like jerking me off into her coffee. Am I allowed to retire early since I made more than enough to live comfortably?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867165
The larger pedes have a weirdly disproportionate intelligence to them- nothing like, say, tarantulas or scorpions. They absolutely can learn to recognize 'you' as safe and friendly, to a nearly mammalian degree.
Actually doing it takes a) serious experience dealing with pedes in general beforehand so you can 'read' them and know how to treat them and b) massive balls, because most of their bites are godawful terrible
That particular guy is an absolute madman for having accomplished that kind of relationship, where he can 'pet' it, nevermind SCRATCHING IT'S 'CHIN' without getting chomped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867165
oh, and I'd also avoid touching hairy caterpillars unless you know for sure that it's a "safe" species- the hair is often venomous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867605
My country doesn't have bugs that dangerous to people. Except ticks that carry Lyme's disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867104
Paper mache chimney and a santa costume made out of some velvet drapes the wife has laying around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867352
Getting promoted to househusband, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867104
>(Laughing Creeping Coin)

[Anonymous No.]

>A male human being born from a monster is ultra rare but it can happen
Jesus, imagine how much attention and love he gets. The kid probably has a dozen future arranged marriage requests just one week after being born. That is, if his older sisters don't claim him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869120
Sauce now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869120
How easy would a centaur be able to birth a human?

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here
https://www.mediafire com/file/6je1u5x6g1hyro3/Fan_Stories.rar/file
Archive of all stories as of 18.12.2020, so you don't have to wait for MEGA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869120
The most adored. Not sure if it'd be better to sequester the lad for his safety, socialize him to think of himself as a monster, or just line up the best team of tutors possible to make gigachad.
>>30869393
In terms of mana? Probably as hard as for any monster. Physically it'd be really easy as long as they had a good midwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869359
>He doesn't recognize Kloah

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869616
S-so our legacy lives? But where will writers write from now on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30863531
A work in progress site?

[Anonymous No.]

POV: you took an alternative path in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870548
Sorry, not into bugs even if I happen to think centipede snuggle piles are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question, lads.
Do stuffed toys bogeyfie?
I know KC didn't elaborate on it but im just curious..

[SPOILER]
Because i've been cuddling with one since i was 16
[/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870720
I've been cumming into the same cloth every other nut for fifteen years and it isn't even showing wear.
Gonna use it as a death shroud one day so I get a tsukumogami in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870777
Best wishes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870777
Most excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865027
Just because a feathered serpent with fat tits is too rich for human sacrifice, that doesn't mean the sacrifices weren't made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870777
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30871101
Not much, surprisingly.
Dries out quickly enough and washes completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872434
>washes
But that washes the buildup of your spirit energy as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872453
My plan has been defeated by hygiene?
This is miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872484
What you should do is apply perfume to her. Don't you understand girls at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872453
>spirit energy
>hollow_men.greentext

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes. Only on /jp/ can I find such careful thought being put into the care and "love" of a cum rag. There is no Fallen God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872616
You lack conviction and will never know true love. Change your ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872616
Guys are gonna form emotional attachment with any regular feature of their lives, especially if it brings them comfort.
Where do you think these youkai came from in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872645
Listen, if true love isn't the knowledge I can summon my Ushi-Oni waifu through any wall in an instant, all because I stubbed my toe, I don't know what is. Just wash your jerk-off rag, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872616
>There is no Fallen God.
Yeah well you should be thankful someone is literally taking the matters into his own hands and is working on resolving this flaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30872743
But I have no rag, I recycle my semen to prevent sewer mutants from obtaining my precious bodily fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>Be low level grunt
>Lilim puts out orders to capture hero
>Find him in tavern desperately trying to recruit party members
>Must’ve used charisma as his dump stat
>What a casul
>Agree to join him
>Instant we leave town I bonk him on the head
>Tie him up then realize I have to carry him from the starting village to the lilim’s castle
>Worst part wasn’t realized till he woke up and tried to turn me to the side of good the whole time with his dumb friendship speeches
>Make sure to “accidentally” drop him a few, couple, dozen times
>Somehow make it all the way to her lewdness’s castle unmolested
>She must’ve jilled on him while he was sleeping or something to mark him
>Lilim sees wrapped up present and yanks him from me and does her villain speech of corruption
>Notices scrapes and dirt on him and insults me for being rough with him
>Pales in comparison with the threats she hurls at me when she notices the bruise on the back of his head
>Use what little confidence I have to ask for a reward
>Granted the reward of my life
Is there a minion union or anything I can contact about mistreatment?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you fucking dare try to pull out or you'll be tried in court of law

[Anonymous No.]

>>30873187
Why would the Lilim not go capture the hero herself or send a high level (already married, to be safe) monster grunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30873393
But if I don't pull out my cat detector, how will I know you're not a Doppleganger in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30873187
>Is there a minion union or anything I can contact about mistreatment?
Well, you're not guild associated, so that's your first issue.
The adventuring guild has very strong unions and requirements for their members.
Join today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30873878
For me? It's the Morag Tong

[Anonymous No.]

>>30874630
>Play Skyrim
>See reference to Jorrvaskr
>Immediately think of ratatoskr because of name ending
>Strong desire to fuck ratas
>Have to stop playing to rub one out to ratas

Any anons have similar triggers that make you think of monster girls, whether in games or IRL?

Hacking terminals in FO makes me think of a baphomet sitting on my lap as I play. Anything worm related gets me thinking about sandworms. At work, a certain spot makes me think of Spanish minotaurs. Whenever I play the lottery, I think of kikis because I start thinking about owning a mansion and needing a meido. February makes me think of black harpies. Football and BBQ makes me think of p'orcers. Minecraft makes me think of anubises and horny monster girls taunting me over voice chat with lewd words

[Anonymous No.]

>>30875087
I try not to interrupt an actual gaming session for that. Even so I'm probably on my phone during loading screens fapping to whatever. But fluffy tails make me space out for a bit. Thinking of all that soft mofu and just throwing myself into it, sinking inside and just letting my troubles melt away, as she looks on in glee about the effect her body is having on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30865482
Don't fall for her tricks, she added sleeping aids to her hotpot so she can cuddlerape you all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>30875087
The Coom is STRONG within you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30875319
Idle thoughts, but a common issue faced by Ratatoskr, Kitsune, and other similar girls is dealing with absolute mofusluts that are more interested in fluff than in making love.Not worry, though.
>Even if a man doesn't consciously understand carnal desire, the body knows well enough what it wants.
>From a standing position, once a man has latched on to a large, fluffy tail, or been swarmed by a number of such tails, he won't resist following along with her rocking her hips back and forth
>Soon enough that repetitive motion will have him feeling much tighter in the trouser region
>Meanwhile he'll be so blissed out on mofu that his head will be spinning
>In time he'll learn to associate mofumofu not just with arousal, but with the very mechanics of sex.
>Even cuddle sessions may see a man start idly humping a girls tail
>The next step is to start teaching him the pleasures provided by the rest of the female body.
>Painfully hard and yet still reeling from the incredible softness, the man can easily be manipulated into various positions so long as tail contact remains
>Intercural, vaginal, even an adapted sixty-nine position where he huffs fluff while the girl sucks him off
>Of all this, vaginal is the most recommended, wrapping a man's hard shaft in a woman's warm, tight, slit as he remains wrapped in her sweet, seductive fluffiness
>Again, leading him with those hip thrusts should get the ball rolling
>Now associating not just the arousal and the mechanics, but the very act of intercourse with her mofu
Mofusluts are easy. Unless the girl reacts too strongly to the dick, but that's a different issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>30861665
>off by one
That figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867561
Tarantulas are actually very smart too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876022
>Adapted from "Mamono and the Male Mind" by Dr. Gina Azer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870548
Solve the problem before it becomes one.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any consensus where future stories are going to be posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876520
TL to morse code and then play over ham radio probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes are comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876520
/monster/ have their own site, someone should make one too. Or use theirs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876851
>Or use theirs
Weird. I started humming the baseline to "Come Together" after reading that. Fwiw /tg/ also got hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876520
Kind of a scramble. Personally, I don't really want to use the one from ochochan as their users tend to be flaky as hell and I don't want to see an ELHing on a scale where a dude like that is in control of actually hosting the content.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30877938
Squishy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30876852
Can Ms. lich please stop making her womb glow? It's making my eyes hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I (and you) belong to the manticore nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
Is that who is trying to take over this week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
Speak for yourself, I know to what nation I belong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pay attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879369
Its my day off, I don't have to!

[Anonymous No.]

MG waifu for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
I only associate with the Mofu Mafia, they run nice diners and pachinko bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879664
The public indecency or the NTR wibes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30877186
ELHing?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that demon have superior bodies and you should worship them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879835
Got butthurt that people criticized him and took down the very first archive we had, before anubis.moe/wikifag picked up the slack

>>30879851
Imu's new model is nice, not gonna lie

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>30879835
Having a maniac episode and doing something the thread doesn't like and/or ripcording out of discords

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879851
how can angels even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846820
I knew a guy who drew a really detailed picture of Jesus on the back of an exam

[Anonymous No.]

You're returning to your isolated hometown in the steppes after 5 years on the east coast or something and it turns out your dad died and now you have to become the town doctor just as an undead plague is starting to spread and the whole situation becomes udderly ridiculous in very short order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880744
Well that was one hell of a sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880162
Whatever happened to ELH after that anyhow?
I can't remember them ever being brought up with the expectation of them going on their hissy-fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880786
Pathologic 2 is one hell of a game and you need to play it.
It has herbal brides and a tsundere childhood friend you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879835
internet personality disease where someone has an inflated sense of self-importance and can't responsibly handle having any kind of authority without cocking it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880844
If it has qt undead then I'm signed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880813
He had a legit stressfull moment and decided to take a step back from the community

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880876
The game has no cute undead, that was me making a mamonobamaing things up.
There is that one girl who hangs out in a crypt and talks to the dead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880920
ppoor baby he was just so stressed out from having so many public meltdowns :(((((

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880920
>He had a legit stressfull moment
Honestly, it's hard to tell when someone is under legitimate stress and pressure or when they just go off the wall for some unknown reason.
But fairs fair I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880920
>a legit stressfull moment
Yeah, I guess "get caught talking shit about people behind their backs, try to lie about it and get caught about that too, and a day after that happened delete everything and publicly talk shit about the people who exposed you" counts as a legit stressful moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881049
>>30881056
>>30881082
He was in a riot hotspot earlier this year and shit got a little out of hand IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Dryads

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880744
What year is it? Who's President? Do phones not exist?
Is that just a LN title.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ushi-oni that is actually quite a great cook but always ends up demolishing the kitchen while making the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881189
Big if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881476
You're a good man, menkhu. Buy my bull!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881373

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862994
I don't like it, but TFT would work. It may also be possible to start a blog on wordpress like Penywise did but I wouldn't know how to do that sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881189
>this year
How is that relevant, did he have another meltdown or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881643
IIRC shit got wild round his house, he took his anger out on the dicord and then went " fuck it", banning a few people and then jumping ship himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869120
>That is, if his older sisters don't claim him first.
When this happens do you think their daughters are ever going to have the moment where they realize their parents are also their aunts and uncle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869616
You are a godsend

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30881730
You would think people would stop giving him moderation power after noticing that he only ever uses it to throw tantrums.
He really should just stick to reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

The Nightmare is hunting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882056
Being fair i had no clue of half the shit the big names did
bob was already voldemort when i came here

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869120
>Monster is pregnant
>Isn't her first rodeo but this time... feels different
>Doctor can't say why but assures her it's a healthy pregnancy
>The time comes and something feels off but she still isn't sure what
>Gives birth to a healthy baby boy
I can only Imagine the reaction of the hospital staff when word gets around

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882145

[Anonymous No.]

Make single Nachos mad by flirting near her lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>30858602
Bah, humbug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882203
Things my wife and I do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882753
Its all fun and games till liches start dipping into martial classes.

[Anonymous No.]

How to get knight gf?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882574
Is, is that a gentle breeze I
AAAHHHHH'M GONNA COOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
Speak for yourself. I'm a proud citizen of the Land of Four Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878651
I want a gentle (but forceful) manticore wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>30851940
>>30859289
The internet isn't for nerds to have fun on anymore, it's just another place companies want to make big bucks. Anything that can't be monetised or paywalled gets chucked off the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30882822
Stop looking like a slut and look like a fair sire to her

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/ozLFna9CGO
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 98. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/yhGHo6Ca

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>30867165
It may not be the case with that video, but I've read that in many videos where a large pet centipede is being handled its possible to do so safely only because the centipede has molted its skin recently. For some time after a molt, the centipede's fangs are too soft to actually pierce skin if it tried to bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30884467
Hardworking as always, archive ant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869931
>the best team of tutors possible
Who would one recruit and how thirsty would they be? I can't imagine the kid making it out of middle school before being snapped up by at least one sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30870720
>Do stuffed toys bogeyfie?

They aren't magical material monsters, so probably not. Their classification means they're descendants of ogres, onis, etc. That said, KC has noted there is a lot about them that is mysterious and not yet discovered/addressed by scholars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30884467
Kikimora have certainly gotten some love lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30884322
Imagine being a horny teenager and getting chosen as a squire for an equally horny mamano knight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep your onaholes in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30884941
The armor isn't gonna fit when she's pregnant! Then she'll just look like a regular succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30885473
Would she still be training her squire to be a knight while carrying his child? That would be a very monster like thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879851
>demon have superior bodies and you should worship them
I'd worship a loli Demon's superior pear body by groping her elegant horns and sexy big ass, and by teasing and fucking her butthole until she's ready to worship cock instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30878913
Thanks, where is there grub at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30884467
>More Baphomet art
Kinda funny that WG3 talks about how the doppelganger potion isn't suggested for MG consumption, and yet for so many people—myself included—that's the first thing they think of doing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30885978
To be fair, doing literally anything while bearing their husband's child is a very monster thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886414
>"You shouldn't press the big red button."
>"Whatever, fag."
It's a very human thing to do. All the more so when pushing the big red button gets your dick sucked by two women at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want a succ to look at me as if I were a piece of meat
>I want her to look at me like a predator about to pounce on her prey

[Anonymous No.]

I've become the Miser of Mofu! I will grant everyone access to fluffy tails!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869931
I was talking about physically

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886854
>I will grant everyone access to fluffy tails!

Wouldn't that make you the opposite of a miser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886854
How does one mise the mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886414
>>30886696
>Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree.
>It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

Every incubus is smug until they realize that their wife really was in some way holding back all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887059
Capture and accumulate the mofu into a mofu hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887161
The size might be pushing things, but honestly the proportions bother me more. Her head just looks too small somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to tell a lilim to use her MAXIMUM POWER to fuck me. I want to be sucked dry and have my pelvis atomized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30869931
>>30887037
I headcanon that MGE Centaurs (will) give birth to boys from frontpussy after carrying them in the human belly, and give birth to girls from horsepussy after carrying them in the horse belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886414
This is why I follow the instructions on the label and gangbang my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887329
And that's likely the face Druella would make if she heard you say that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30877938
Squish a slime too much and she'll become addicted to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>We've constructed this automaton to simulate the intense affections of a possessive lover.
>As you can see, we've been achieving record-breaking mattress indentations with this build.
>The bedsprings may already be damaged, but that is entirely the fault of the manufacturer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887188
Happy Mofumofuraiday

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887757

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887757
>>30887978
Didn't mean to quote.

[Anonymous No.]

Grass-fed Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30887529
good in concept
in practice she's too short to be a hellhound
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888586
It's not the size of the bote, it's the motion of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888586
What's their minimum regulation height?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888204
I bet her milk gets you high.

[Anonymous No.]

Mojyo Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888586
>Not wanting a smolhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888633
Taller than (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888734
Are we sure that's mojo? She almost looks well kempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888756
I'd take one. The reversals would be spectacular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888797
I don't know, hair looks a little messy and not thoroughly brushed. She looks like she's less interested in taking over the world and more interested in the handsome hero trying to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888586
>too short to be a hellhound
Hellhounds are probably 5'6 at most, same with most monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889122
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889165
Most monster girls look average size when drawn by KC and other Japanese artists.
Besides that boy is a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886414
>doppelganger potion
It occurs to me that this is the most feasible way to simulate a unicorn harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889122
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889122
Kinda sad. I don't want huge girls and do like small omes, but it'd be nice to know something other than "short" and "shorter" exist. At least they can be tall proportionally to whoever they're drawn with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leveling a new job just because of the cool glams they have
Anything I should know before making a PLD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889413
You can tell here
https://exhentai.org/s/7bc7b6416f/1089720-38
Hellhounds aren't the 7ft amazonian women people think they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889122
Fucking nips
>Describe someone as tall
>Still under six foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889515
Thats one hellhound. There can be shorstack hellhounds and amazonian hellhounds as well as average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889505
To be fair, KC has to my knowledge never given any specific measurements for even the average size of a given monster girl species, let alone the max or minimum size. The most he's done is noted when a race is large by monster girl standards (like bunyips).

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889572
Would a Shortstack Amazon be called a pygmy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889666
He's been art about things like that, yes. Makes me wonder if monsters on different continents would talk shit about each other like we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889515
Frankly even if that is the case, a six foot woman would still seem tall for a woman to most men. You don't have to be seven foot to be impressive in size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889724
>art
Smart, of course. The man usually knows when to leave things vague. That and the measurements artists give often sound like bullshit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889207
>Japanese people draw things to what they’re used to
No shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889666
Other tangentially related things I recall him saying regarding size are things like reacting to how tall a jabberwock daki is, but not in a way that would suggest he thought she shouldn't/couldn't be that tall. He also once answered a fan by saying that arachne family monsters are strong/large enough for men to ride them much as centaurs can be ridden.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't follow any of the waifufags on twitter
Worst mistake of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>30889949
>Spider Riders are a division in the MGE armies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890077
Using Twitter in general is a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888204
how do i get a pp that big in mge land

[Anonymous No.]

>>30888660
Why is she wearing panties and a bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890301
Exist. Having a size queen wife also helps, but that really just seems to be an inconvenient size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890077
story?

[Anonymous No.]

how do you desmug a smugchire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890438
no story
they just commission gross shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890464
only one way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Did you hear something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890334
Because working without a maid uniform would be highly unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890680
Dammit, Anon, we've been over this already! There's nothing out there so just go to bed and get some sl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890478
like what

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890785
futa and furry anubis art

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890764
I thought I heard something

[Anonymous No.]

>That one elite unit of neets in the monster army

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890680

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890926
>NEETs
>In the army

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890986
You don't get the mages you want, you get the mages you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891008
And sometimes you get paradoxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890817
>furry anubis art
Are you sure it's not just a nose that looks weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891135
yes I am certain that the art of an anubis covered head-to-paw in fur and with a large canine snout is furry

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that old dragon/anubis guy that comissioned a pic of his futa wives having sex with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891212
Ok bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890986
The DL has an elite unit of incubi (and their wives) made of former heroes but they never leave the DL's realm or help invade countries so they're basically overpowered NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891269
you've pushed me too far with your arrogance
https://twitter.com/KittenBoogers/status/1340043482925285376

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891313
>Not taking both and having an Elf and Porc wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891400
>elf horrified to notice that she's gradually becoming thicc like the p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>your wife's reaction when you slightly injure yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891467
>p'orc horrified that she's learned to love vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891317
I can't believe you've done this.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like media fire might be pornbubbed next, any mg stuff you known is on mf tou might want to backup.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891543
She is a dragon but she knows I can handle myself. Deep inside I know she'd be panicking though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891313
I mean she's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30890077
And the sun shrines, what else is new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891951
the sun shrines what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891739
>source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891317
>Frost
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>30892801
Enlighten us then.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes you gamble and lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>30892936
Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893294
Then I'll ask for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30892964
But I know when to hold them.
When to fold them.
When to walk away and when to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893294
Stop playing coy you little rat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893659
Fine. All the waifufags are into weird shit. Most keep some fetishes more hidden than others. You know, like everyone else. Seems one made a bad call on retweeting a commission. Next time just unfollow and keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893816
Ruby took her love to town

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893977
bro do you even know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893977
I'd imagine anybody who commissions often would need a strong desire to waste money like that. Means good art comes in, but at least they usually spare us of the bad art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893816
There's no running from the Ice Queen's casino guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>30894872
Do they all speak russian?
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30894922
Is cheap labor for stronk girls da, you feed them stew and vodka they do very good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>30894971
Sounds like a good way to get a bunch of strongfat ruffian types working for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895025
The strongfat polar bear girls guard the front entrance, the Glacies and Tsurara guards are the dealers and pit bosses to handle more "delicate" matters. Although the polar bear girls out front look like big, cuddly teddy bears, hugging one of them is an easy way to get thrown face first into the snow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30894436
If you want the real dirt, fins it yourself and keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30886414
If you give your shirohebi wife a doppleganger potion, does she get jealous of herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895177
>Hug one
>She pushes you to the ground and lets out some nasty curses
>Then leans in and tells you that "We will be for the sharing of drinks after my shift, da?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891317
Why the fuck are you bringing out of thread drama here like some Bollocksian shit stain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895252
It's all fun and games until the polar bear guard is yelling VITTUSAATANA, PERKELE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895259
because the other guy wouldn't believe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880510
Angels have soft wings unrivaled by any other creature.
Demons have disgusting leathery wings of a bat.

[Anonymous No.]

Fireblu demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891317
Eh not a big deal.
>>30893977
I think most anons are into some weird shit in some form or another, it's /jp/ after all. The only problem is that the weirdness is like a nuclear deterrent where everyone likes different shit so no one posts their degeneracy to stop the place becoming full on /d/ when pandora's box gets opened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895945
>disgusting leathery wings of a bat
Don't talk shit about bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895232
Probably not, since the copies all share the same mind and sensations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30896143
I'm imagining a situation like a small animal attempting to intimidate itself in a mirror anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30891317
Who /adhg/ here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30895886
Literally fuck off with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30896421
>By pure reflex the various shirohebis randomly hiss at the other clones before their joined minds and sensations lead to them returning to kissing/licking/sucking on their mate and running their fingers over his skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897018
As opposed to metaphorically fucking off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897188
nooooo stop burning all my mana I need to escape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30896049
>no one posts their degeneracy to stop the place becoming full on /d/ when pandora's box gets opened.
Yeah.
I fee like a shit ton of anons have fetishes that aren't "MGE cannon approved" and if everyone started talking about that, we would be in a endless shitstorm of people not being okay with others fetishes.
Keeping as is, where people just keep the more degenerate stuff to themselves is fine.
Hell, I'm even surprised daughteru dicking is as accepted as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897330
Escape where darling? This is your home now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897618
>MGE cannon approved
You mean MGE Threadcanon.
>Hell, I'm even surprised daughteru dicking is as accepted as it is.
The thread's really fucking weird about what is "okay" and "not okay"

[Anonymous No.]

A dentist's worst enemy would be ghoul. Just imagine someone trying to do his job and getting his finger molested in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897947
this
I have no fucking clue why "cumflation" is so accepted here, when I'd say that's solid "medium /d/" territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897947
It honestly depends on the time of day whether people will bad spaztic about shit

[Anonymous No.]

>when you give a gremlin mind-altering substances

[Anonymous No.]

>>30898119
That's what general anesthesia is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897947
>You mean MGE Threadcanon.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
KC has even said that temporary futa potions/fruit is a thing. But that we would never writer about it.
But if you bring something like that up you'll be nailed to a cross, but saying you're gonna cumflate your monster daughter until she looks like a god damn flesh balloon is a-okay.
People are wired and so are their fetishes. That's why I'm sticking to floor tile-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30898149
>>30898441
Any kind of inflation definitely doesn't belong here and I remember people have been told to fuck off over it in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30898370
>Ghoul pretends to be asleep
>Lean in to get better look
>Get throat fucked

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30898588
Fairy onaholes and all that jazz is still sorta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>30898588
Yes and no.
Please have been told to fuck off when bringing it up, people have also admitted to really liking it without getting any hate. It's a roll of the dice I guess.
And to my knowledge nobody has ever bought up unbirthing, which I find kind of odd.
I also love how the /d/ monster girl thread has to specify that they are a non-futa thread since they keep getting flooded with futa if they don't do that.
/d/ is one hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897618
>Hell, I'm even surprised daughteru dicking is as accepted as it is.
It's not a big step from loli in general, which is a major part of the setting.
>>30897947
>The thread's really fucking weird about what is "okay" and "not okay"
It is, it's hard to explain even personal preferences sometimes.
>>30898149
>>30898441
I always thought of cumflation in these threads as a hyperbole, like when you say you want to fuck your wife so hard she won't be able to walk for a week, it doesn't mean you're gonna make her bedridden or something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30899139
>It is, it's hard to explain even personal preferences sometimes.
Sometimes I find myself getting mad at someone for liking fetish stuff... that I also like. I genuinely can not tell you why.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluff on fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>30899139
Genuinely surprised at how cool the thread was with that sort of stuff, so you must be right.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some big spider lovin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>30860644
>Years worth of videos from IkeggCL
>gone
Fuck this gay world

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30899139
>I always thought of cumflation in these threads as a hyperbole
Pretty much.
It's one of those things where unless they're getting into exacting detail you can just imagine it to be to whatever your preference is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship a biiiiiiig Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

Big, strong woflus with outrageous chest sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900519
>pap

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900666
Seriously, a pack of 7ft wolfus with chests that huge would be lovely.
Would gladly filled them with pups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897806
>>30897188
I'd let a shirohebi eat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846239
>Young Human Boy for sale! Age fifteen, is single, lonely, is still a virgin and in need of good loving monstergirl to take care of. Bidding price starting in 30,000 Royail Makai Crowns, or 100,000 United Federation dollars. Please contact and inquire for a Mister Sanderson at the Vinewood Plaza for further details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897188
>"Drink one damn potion and suddenly my own bedroom is full of FILTHY WHORES"
>"Oh wait, that's me, LOL."
>"Time to rape my philandering husband until the only woman other than me he can think about is also me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900666
>This is my Anon, there are many like him, but this one is mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>My anon, what big eyes you have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900713
I like to imagine that the guy pictured is actually sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900836
Better watch yourselves, her sisters are still single and hunting for mates.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Abi3xorYBYo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30900906
It would be great if true.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is cuter than a mama MG with her daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901339
This image hurts my soul anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901339
This post brought to you by the Echidna Foundation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901339

I want to marry Ran. I'd basically be Chen's stepdad and it would be really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30862994
AO3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901339
Are they about to kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30897188

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>artist has a really great and cute series involving romantic bullshit between a dude and his monster wife
>introduces New Girl
>screws the whole thing up, quickly turns into some mediocre dime-a-dozen harem shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902142
Basically the plot of Monster Musume

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to make your Tanuki waifu more generous by telling her the story of A Christmas Carol
>She’s just as greedy, but now she has a chain fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902214
>>30902142
MIIA WAS ENOUGH GOD DAMN IT
FUCK
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT
JUST DO IT LIKE THE ORIGINAL COMICS
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901339
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902142
>>30902214
Not really, I recall Okayado showing the series was to be a harem well before the first chapter even came out (promo images depicting harem shenanigans and early designs of Papi, Mia and Cerea). Hard to say the plot was "screwed up" by other girls appearing when there was no other plot planned.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
I knew this piece of shit website was going to implode at some point. That stupid NSFW screen was a huge red flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

So Genshin Impact. Does it have Monstergirl Material?

What girls and waifus in Genshin Impact be worth Monsterizing into Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902776
I want to corrupt mona with a big incubus dick up her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902776
Dark mage.
https://youtu.be/Ygd30F7_8E4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902819
Sounds like a good way to get an undine.

>>30902776
Cute Xiangshi
There's also a goat and some elvish looking girls.

All I know is that I want wight Ning or maybe Vampire.
Could also be tanuki given how business savvy she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902819
I'm pretty sure she's already a Dark Mage, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902776
>>30902819
>>30902856
>>30902878
>Monstergirls go crazy and doki doki over Zhongli and Childe as best husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902974
Childe would get salamanders soaked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30893977
> All the waifufags are into weird shit.
My taste are pretty basic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903015
return to monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>30902776
it has a cat loli and a zombie loli and a notail ear dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903354
>notail

[Anonymous No.]

>>30850390
Hey, anubis.moe guy here. This is very disappointing news. I don't think the site will be able to continue existing in its current form. I'll probably implement some form of URL submission for authors who want to get their stories featured in the site, or maybe even see about hosting them myself.

For the time being, here's a full backup of the site's archive in .csv form

https://files.catbox.moe/azwz9t.csv

Some stories may be available in the wayback machine, but since they added that filter a few months back most of the new ones are simply not accessible.

I'd like to thank all writers in these threads. I built the site out of gratitude for all the great stories that were shared here over the years. Hoping to follow you wherever you go. Happy holidays anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903425
Don't know why the dog doesn't but the cat loli does have tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903425
she's cute with cute ears just no tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903425
You tell em!

[Anonymous No.]

Can’t somebody make a site for hosting mge stories specifically don’t the nips have something like that at kc site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903643
Could we convince KC to let us put English shit on his site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903643
>Can’t somebody make a site for hosting mge stories

the days of free/cheap hosting are gone forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903728
Why what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903728
If you know what you're doing, hosting a site is not that expensive. Especially if what you are hosting is just text. I'd be more concerned about the legal aspects of hosting, you can get in a lot of trouble if you don't constantly police your content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30901937
I don't like where this is heading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903857
Theoretically how are you supposed to police a r18 text hosting site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903992
europe truly is the worst country

[Anonymous No.]

>Desperately make out with ice queen
>because you ate something really spicy hot that you thought you could handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903992
Well, making sure you are not hosting copyrighted material, or something that links to illegal shit, or even loli/shota stuff depending on where you live. You'd also need some way to vet writers or at least have a captcha to not get overran by spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903992
don't let people upload text that is illegal
like, for example, people's personal information, or links to illegal content hosted on some other website.

[Anonymous No.]

can gazers shoot lasers from their eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903471
Thanks man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903471
Check wikifag's mega archive, you could probably convert the site into linking to those if you host them somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30903880
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904235
Elfdom sounds scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904318
Gonna be fun in the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because its winter, doesn't mean that Soldier battles won't be out and about.
It just means they'll now be wearing nice, fluffy coats and large blanket style things covering their carapace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904349
I don't think I'll ever be a free man again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904443
You will be eventually.
Can't have papa be in prison when his daughter goes out to show off her new painting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904110
>>30904143
Oh ok I get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904513
Just because I'm not in jail doesn't mean I'm free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904677
Oh yeah, no.
You're never going to be a 'free' man again.
You'll get to experience the mercy of high elven indentured servitude, not like that dark elf slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904483
Look lady I don't care about your staff or your necronomicon I just want some titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904755
I want to get captured by both Dark Elves and High Elves so that I can end up enslaved/indentured to multiple elven women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904928
Thats just going to involve them fighting about which elf caught you first.
>Dark elf claiming you're her slave and, as such, must serve your betters while the High Elf protests you deserve the dignity of serving the noble high elves in indentured servitude as punishment for...something.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd better hope that glass holds, boy.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85884699

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904483
Seems trustworthy, would invite to adventuring party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30879851
where's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30880510
Would be intimidating to see a Demon with a bunch of Angel halos strapped to her thighs. Just imagine what she does with the Humans she runs into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30905075
How terrifying!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSOeU6pOV8Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>30905432
This happened to me when I stared down a gorilla once, damn kakuens

[Anonymous No.]

>>30904150
They're noted to use their eyes for all sorts of magic, so it'd be surprising if they didn't. Though the "laser" would probably be classed as some kind of mana shot.

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>>30905512
>Go on a date with a Gorilla Kakuen.
>She insists on princess carrying you, as she takes you to the Empire State building.
>Once you're at the top she starts yelling and beating her chest.
>Tries to start a fight with a passenger plane she sees flying through the air.

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>>30905618
But gorillas aren't monkeys.

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Gonna marry a swamp's ecosystem

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>>30905793
Better find a local dryad.
I hear those swap dryads live in weeping willows and have long bed hair.

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how do you feel about long tounges?

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>>30905075
This image is so fucking hot. I would pull my dick out just to get her even more excited to fuck me unconsious.

>>30906178
I want them deep down my throat.

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>>30903471
>God I wish she was real
First and only time I thought about sucking a dick was when that anubis waifufag got the commission from Ittla of her with a dong last month. Still wouldn't and won't suck dick, but damn, that one made me question my heterosexuality for a few minutes

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>>30906178
>>30906333
>the fox liked that

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>>30906178
Love 'em

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>>30906554
Alp

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>>30906733
Nah, just a schedule dogs. But those waifufags definitely gonna alp

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>>30906595
I can feel my liver quiver.

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>>30907121
Ah yes the decidedly unlewd daughteru

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What's the proper etiquette to courting an ushi-oni?

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>>30902776
Klee has pointy ears too

But it's pretty limited still

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>>30907689
Grab the seal and run for it.

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>>30907562
yes.

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>>30907689
>meet ushi
>get raped by ushi
>you now have an ushi wife

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>online post on monster girl social media informs monsters on how to safely and properly choke a man during sex
>the image shown lacks properly labeling
>be confused and think that's a special choking technique to use during combat
>enter a sabbath-hosted jujitsu tournament full of black belt kids and a couple creepy men for some reason
>finally use the choke on a momonika sabbath alice at top 4
>she ends up cumming on the floor while all the parents, siblings, and other audiences are watching
would've covered my face from embarrassment

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>>30907689
They are part cow, so try to lasso one

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>>30907689
Throw yourself on the ground in-front of one
Loudly say
>Oh no! I've fallen and am incredibly vulnerable. I hope a big strong monster doesn't take me right here.

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>>30907689

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>>30907689
Assume impact position

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>>30907689
let her rape you and be her house-husband

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>>30907689
>"You."
>"Me?"
>"Yes you. The Ushi hiding behind that tree."
>"..."
>"I accept."
>"...what?"
>"You've been following me since Summer. It's now Winter and I'm cold. So I accept your fiery, passionate love."
>"...well shit. I didn't think I'd get this far without rape."

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>>30911171
:D

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Dullahan santa doesn't give you any presents, she still kidnaps you.

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>>30907689
Make sure not to interrupt her speech about how she's been sealed away for 1000 years and is now going to take over the world.

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>every monster species has a domesticated and wild counterpart
Wild wight
Domesticated werewolf
Wild Alice
Domesticated slime
Wild kikimora
domesticated hellhound
wild lilim

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>>30912169
>wild wight

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>>30912169
Cave lim
savage vampire
Wild anubis
Crazy demon

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>>30901339
>>30902368

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>>30912169
>Wild kikimora
>one day when you arrive home, your place seems a bit cleaner than usual
>shrug it off and make some dinner
>usually you'd just leave the plate on the table, but you may as well take it to the sink this time
>the moment you start to stand with the plate you hear growling from behind you
>it's a feral kiki
>you slowly lower the plate down and back away with your hands up

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>>30912280
She doesnt look like she's from the wild though...where's her fur rags? Her ooga booga hitting stick? Her facial paints? Her dirt that covers her body? Her mud clay dildos? Her centipedes, beetles, and worms that crawl up her vagina at night while she sleeps in a pile of hay?

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>>30912169
Feral Werewolves need to be domesticated and turned into maids.

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>>30912554
Thinking of a choco voodoo wight with white skin paint markings and adorned with skull jewelry that advises her.

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>>30912568
Then they'll end up growing feathers and bird feet.

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>>30912469
>with your hands up
She's going to think you are inviting a hug

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>>30912169
Reminder that feral kobolds are more dangerous than wild werewolves

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Hey Magus, do you have an idea where you're going to post your stories since pastebin isn't a option anymore?

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>>30912568
It is our duty to re-domesticate these "proactive daters" into staid partners of gentlemen.

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>All the text sharing sites aren't able to be used
>Writefags now have to create accounts on audio sharing sites and narrate their posts
Can't wait for the first episode of the monstergirl story time podcasts.

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>>30902258
Bondage ghosts when?

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>>30913395
Feel like it will be a less yet more cringy then that youtube thing

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>>30913395
Listen to the audio, then wipe the slate clean with a handy flayer!

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>>30913395
Why can't puritans make everyone happy and kill themselves so they can meet God faster?

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>>30913901
Because then they couldn't make other people as miserable as they are.

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Vampires always look so scrawny and weak I bet I could take one on easily

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>>30914146
Yeah, well. That's just like, your opinion, man.

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>>30913901
what about atheists who don't like sex

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>>30914288
There are no atheists inside a fox's holes

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>>30913901
Its the law of conservation of happiness. The earth is a finite system and the only way to gain happiness is to steal it from others.

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>>30914635
Curse you mercantilism! Once again you rear your ugly head despite being a disproven philosophy!

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Is it possible to corrupt a demon into being even more lewd?

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>>30914773
Don't try it. You run the risk of causing an overflow error and causing her to loop back to zero corruption.

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>>30917886
>Don't try it, you run the risk of getting to corrupt a nun again
Oh no?

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>>30918010
I don't think you understand the scale we're talking about. Even the purest nun ranks 1,000 on the corruption scale. You'll be dealing with levels of pureness that shouldn't be possible.

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>>30913901
>puritans
Nowadays it's liberals killing porn because it's problematic and misogynistic
Pornhub got killed because of problematic revenge porn

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Jabberwocks seem like the girls that'll give you a blowjob under the table while you're eating dinner together at a restaurant