/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to be a Master, which servant would you want to have?
I think I'd go for Lancer. He's got a cool personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055862
I'd have a tough time choosing between Caster and Rider for varying reasons. Saber would come next if those two were already summoned.

[Anonymous No.]

Baba Yaga. Few things can top riding on a chicken legged house (which may or may not transform into some sort of giant mech) or a giant mortar alongside a witch.

Cute witch too, given what Nasuverse.

[Anonymous No.]

Lancer or Gil. I can't decide between the two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Lancer as well, superior speed, two amazing noble phantasms for different situations. I just love him

[Anonymous No.]

King of Heroes is my pick

[Anonymous No.]

Seibah

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055862
Lancer, definitely. It'd be the greatest pick ever: we could just go around enjoying life or death fights, and when we finally battle until we're utterly exhausted, we can relax and go fishing.

Lancer would be the perfect bro. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

We aren't limited to the 9 appearing in the games right? Arcueid as berserker would be fucking awesome, but I'm not sure if she can become a heroic spirit or not.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Robin Hood as Archer so he could steal from the rich and give to me

or Merlin as Caster so I could be the little girl ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Rider. I could care less about the war, I just want to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

I would get motherfucking Jack Churchill. This guy was a living legend!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

[Anonymous No.]

Saber, because she's the only one who wouldn't kill the weakling that I am and look for another master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055929
Same for Rider Zero. He's a real bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Saber because she is the most moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055926
I'd use each command spell for a different position.

Then she'd behead me and feast upon my flesh. But it doesn't matter, I'd die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we magically obtain Magus' abilities, or we remain as we are?

If we turn into skillful magus, I'd go with Caster, so she can teach me a thing or two. Of course, I'd give her full control of our (her) strategy lest she cut my balls off for being annoying.

If I'm still myself, then I'd go with Lancer or Saber. They're pretty self-capable and wouldn't mind too much having a weak-ass dude as a master.

[Anonymous No.]

Gilgamesh would probably fuck you over.

Lancer was said to be the ideal servant for the war. His noble phantasm is lethal and his mana maintenance is low.

[Anonymous No.]

Gilgamesh for me.

I'm a pretty nice and open guy so it'd be interesting to see how he handles my personality.

[Anonymous No.]

If I could handle him, I'd choose Berserker Zero.

Otherwise, Archer Heracles.

[Anonymous No.]

Saber from Zero. She seems to be more badass about everything there. And she wears a suit. What the fuck happened to her between the 4th and the 5th war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056004

Shirou happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056004
>And she wears a suit
I swear I read that as "And she was a slut".

[Anonymous No.]

Like OP, I too would want a Lancer, but I want mine to be St. Wiborada. She'd be awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiborada

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056004
She is the exact same person on different situations, which means a few actions are different but that's it.
Are you like Shirou, or like Irisviel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056004
Don't remind me, damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056023
Neither, i'm loser otaku in basement if that resembles anyone in the holy grail war

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056033
Matou Kariya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056033
Prepare for an even more disappointing Saber around you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056043

Sader

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056041
FFFFFFFF, don't compare that glorious man to me. He had guts and a fiery passion for his woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056041
Filthy as Anonymous may be, I don't think anyone's basement contains flesh-eating demon worms.

If someone undertakes a selective breeding project to give leeches penislike heads, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056054
>his woman
>was married to another man
What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056068

Mine contains flesh-eating mold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056072
...Oh, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056054
Then maybe Zouken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056088
To top it off, she had TWO children. That means she got cummed inside multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056099
Man, these Tohsakas breed nothing but sluts. Unlike the dignified Edelfelts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056125
The Tohsakas were pure before the Edelfelt slut gene was bred in after the third war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056125
Well, she married into the Tohsaka family. She became a slut on her wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

No one has said Archer?
I pick Archer then, what's not to love about Reality Marble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056152
Probably because being the bone of your sword doesn't even make sense, and you'd be dead if steel was your body and your blood was fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056163
Not if you're a heroic spirit.
It makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Doujins about the conception of Rin/Sakura where

[Anonymous No.]

How come the cogs in the reality marble never rust

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056131
>>3056143
So she's one of the Edelfelt sisters? I thought that was the generation before her, ie Rin's father's (forgot his name) mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056187
Probably has something to do with it being part of Archer's imagination and not an actual location.

[Anonymous No.]

No, Aoi was unrelated to both the Edelfelt and Tohsaka families. She married Tokiomi and became a Tohsaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056187
They're NP cogs of some legendary future machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056224
Response to >>3056201

[Anonymous No.]

RANSAROTTO

He's basically me in personality. Also beating you to death with ANYTHING HE GETS HIS HANDS ON. Wouldn't even waste time whipping out Arondight. I'd just take him to the nearest National Guard base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056264
Servant using rocket launchers...

[Anonymous No.]

Saber.

We win.

Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056277
You could not go through Fate route without triggering at least one Bad End, what makes you think you will win the real deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056276
I'd try to give him a rifle with semi-auto and auto firing modes, strap him down with amunition, and then have him drive something at the same time. If I was in an area with it of course, we'd go steal an F-22 instead, and then FUCK YEAR F-22 MACH 3 NP

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056299

I'll cut her loose and let her do what she wants. We don't have to be "I don't want to fight unless it's necessary" like Shirou, we can go balls-out from the beginning. And since most masters are still dicking around with magic circles and plans and we've got the strongest servant from the beginning, we'll just chop them up like cordwood.

[Anonymous No.]

Saber. Her personality is "Get shit done as efficiently as possible" and unlike shirou I'd make use of her experience and knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056315
Kiritsugu style only works if its Kiritsugu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056299

Every single human being would die on the fate route, nobodys gonna fucking go operation human shield against berserker

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056315
Most Masters are actually already better prepared than you, if we assume you are like Shirou and get the same timing with whichever Servant you get.
>>3056322
Not really, no.
Hello. knight Code. 'Allow me to go from the front and face them in honorable battle, Master'.
Enjoy command spelling for doing 'whatever needs tp be done'.

We could actually get a Hassan and actually try to win through sneaking, something NOT yet employed in a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>If you were to be a Master

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056344
O SHIT SON, I REMEMBER BUYING THAT ALBUM. SHIT WAS OFF THE HOOOK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056336
I see nothing wrong in an honorable battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056356
There is, if nobody else wants to.
If you don't find a few willing to come face you, you have problems.
IF there are, after you defeat them, you can force the hand of the rest and seek you out, but that is unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056328
Fuck I would. Why? Because I'm an illogical motherfucker that runs toward danger thinking he can take it and beat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056380
Bad End. I bet you chose to jump in the fight of Archer/Rin vs Caster/Souichirou

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056380

Says the hikki who's running away from life for fear of being hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056412

Hurt emotionally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056418

I'm sorry bro, I apologize. Let us go play starcraft together

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056409
Fuck yeah I did, I beat I got the shit kicked out of me too.
I probably maybe even died, would've been the way I wanted to go. Smiling at the motherfucker who took my life.

[Anonymous No.]

There are a whole lot of kickass heroic spirits, so it's hard to pick... ultimately, though...

I'd have to pick Archer. His versatility means he's good against anything I could possibly come up against, and he's deceptively good at his primary talent.

External to F/SN Canon, however, I'd say... Joan of Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056429
No way I thought /jp/ disliked SC?

[Anonymous No.]

We all know that 99 personalities Hassan is who anon would get if he actually summoned a servant in the war. If this wasn't summer, I could maybe see anon summoning Medea (unfortunate victim of society, etc.), but as it is, most people here screwed up all on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056438

/jp/ also pisses on the floor, some diversity is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056436
Enjoy your inferior French version of Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

Medea. I have no magic circuits, so all Servants other than Arturia and Caster are useless to me.

If I had magic circuits? Still Medea. She strikes me as, overall, the best defensive type. Berserkers would destroy my body. Gil is a loose cannon. Saber and Alexander are great in combat, but when they're busy in combat they can't protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056464
Alexander's NP can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056452

She still killed shitloads of English.

[Anonymous No.]

megaman

megabuster can kill servants

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056452
She actually has god on her side. You'd be surprised how powerful HIS NP can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056479
double megabuster is god tier. might blow out his circuit but it's fucking huge laser of destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056479

Can he collect noble phantasms after he kills other servants?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Joan of Arc's h4x NP (UBW, Ea, etc.) would have been a Reality Marble that plays off her faith. Anything invoking god doesn't sound too weak to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056490
Yes.
But he mostly ends up shooting swords.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go with Galahad. He seems like he'd be a total badass in the Holy Grail War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056452
Saber's legend ultimately concluded with miserable failure, horrible death, and getting herself stuck in a timeloop trying to get a better ending for her people.

Jeanne D'Arc's legend concluded with her most unfortunate death, but everything she predicted came to pass and everything she set out to do she succeeded at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056464
I still don't understand how Lancer could possibly lose in a fight against a servant that isn't Berserker.

All he has to do is Gae Bolg; if one Gae Bolg doesn't get the job done, then he can just use another one. It's not like it has an extraordinarily high mana cost. Even if he were facing Gilgamesh, who, with his god-like luck could avoid a fatal strike from the Gae Bolg, Lancer could just Gae Bolg him again after being on the receiving end of several dozen Noble Phantasms (since not even getting pierced through the heart can stop this motherfucker from participating in a battle he wants to win).

At the very least, he'd be able to take the injured Gilgamesh down with him. Against any other servant, the battle should be over in a matter of seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ would summon someone like Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056497
I always imagined that Jeanne D'Arc would have a reality marble or somesuch thing that encompasses her functionally impossible victories and asserts them in the present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056514
By the time he Gae Bolgs he'll have 50 swords in him
That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056500
I highly HIGHLY doubt you can summon Galahad since he got the Holy Grail in his life. Wtf is someone who already got it want to go get it again for?
Same goes for all characters who reached some kind of Heaven - Jesus, Buddha, Avatars of Vishnu, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056500
Whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056517
Hitler as a heroic spirit in the next FSN game?
FUND IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056514
Well for one he can only fight one enemy a day.

He has a bunch of Geis against him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056514
Simply put:
It's not a 100% certain kill.
And if you survive it once, or know of his attack, it's much easier to deal with.
Lancer is a guy who has a huge advantage over everyone in the first fight, but he can't just stroll through the war.

[Anonymous No.]

I want be Fake Assassin's master, i always wished to be a temple, yes a great temple. I want to have walls, trees , doors, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056505
Then what would she need the grail for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056514
Gilgamesh has enkidu, which chains people down more securely based on their divine rank.

Lancer has considerable divine rank, and enjoys fighting enough to not just spam Gae Bolg anyway.

See where this is going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056539
I suppose she wouldn't would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056539
Fuck with the English one more time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056534

A bunch of Regius Geis?

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently lancer can also be overpowered by a much weaker opponent through tactics too

loltrueassassin

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056539
She may well not respond to a summoning at all. However, she is a Counter Guardian (this is mentioned in the supplementals somewhere) so she might just to make sure shit doesn't hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056538

And you want many men inside you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056514
Gilgamesh would just bind Lancer with the Chain of Heaven.

>>3056529
I assume that the Einzberns messing up and putting all the evils in the world inside the Holy Grail would get his attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056552

Preferably sailors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056546
'Shadow hat shallows spiritual people especially well' is not really common tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056529
This is probably true. Bear in mind that even summoning a Demi-God like Heracles is technically cheating and not normally possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056546
That was complete bullshit and you know it.

Nasu just needed to write Lancer and Gilgamesh out of HF since they didn't really fit in (i.e. were too fucking powerful) and so he abandoned all pretext of writing and just gave them a quick, ridiculous death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056539

Wishing for France to be invincible or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056553
Oh right. Forgot about the chain and the fact that Lancer is half-god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056555

Oh I thought he caught him off guard cause of sakura attacking him from the lake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056544
Fucking the English?

I now have a mental picture of Saber and Jeanne D'Arc in some incredibly hot yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056560
Shadow that eats Spiritual beings since it's made from the energy that created them(thus especially effective) and an Assassin that bypasses defenses is not really a bullshit way for Lancer and Saber to go out.
As for Gil, he lost for the same reason he does every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056568
Why have I never seen this? It has to be out there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056568
No problem man, thank me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056505
>>3056563
Bear in mind that even though she knew it was coming, Jeanne didn't really want to die. I wouldn't doubt she'd wish for a real life.

[Anonymous No.]

Lina Inverse: Caster

NP: Dragon Slave, Ragna Blade

Can summon Gourry Gabriev as Saber or Berserker
NP: Sword of Light/Blast Sword

Yeah, I just won the war

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056567
The Shadow eats him and has him immobilized.
True Assassin leisurely steals his heart.
Saber just chopped Assassin's arm off and was swallowed instead.

Not many ways to escape that predicament, unless through a 'command spell' boost.
But the master was not really available in either case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056571
Fuck I hate being reminded of that. I was never really a fan of Saber but I have to admit having her go like that pissed me off to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056585
>NP: Dragon Slave
Make that Giga Slave, pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056585
wow, uploaded wrong picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056571
>he lost for the same reason he does every time

Deus ex machina that Nasu attempts to justify through the use of a single negative character attribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056599
I wonder why Gil doesnt use his ancient Babylonian spaceship like he did in fate/zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056599
Being enough of a conceited jackass that he doesn't bring his all because he doesn't really need to work for victories more often than not (See: Vs. Berserker, first several fights vs. Saber) is a legitimate character flaw, especially for somebody who was a titanic douchebag in his own legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056599
Learn what Deus Ex Machina means.
And it's not a single negative character attribute.
Underestimating opponents, overconfidence and talking too much can be a bitch.
Of course, he usually has no problems even like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056609
Lacks pinpoint accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056611
- Also see vs. Caster.

Hell, Gilgamesh barely tries in ANY fight he's in, and most of the time it works. Even against a monster like Berserker. The idea that this is simply deus ex machine is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056622

Just bombard it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056609
Holy shit, Gilgamesh actually has that? Good God...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056628
Too much of a chance destroying his possession (since everything in the world is his)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056520
That's why I said god. If I had to make a fictional one:

Reality Marble: *Something in French* - the Creation of Miracles
The entire battlefield is turned into a recreation of Orleans, France. Jeanne gains EX++ class luck as long as the reality marble is active. Any physical damage is healed at initialization of the marble. Jeanne gains limited Clairvoyance (A+ probably, as I imagine she would have Mind's Eye at the least).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056639

She should get a horse too, for extra badass.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish we could actually see Gilgamesh's true power. I'm tired of him playing around or getting killed because "he's the bad guy/in the way".

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056649
There are two instances of Serious Gil.
Naked Gil who obliterates insects without mercy in F/HA, and Worthy Rival or Great Spoils Spotted Gil in last volume of Fate Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056648

Reality Marble: *Something in French* - the Creation of Miracles
The entire battlefield is turned into a recreation of Orleans, France, with Jeanne seated on horseback on with French defenses behind her, ready to assault the enemy. Jeanne gains EX++ class luck as long as the reality marble is active. Any physical damage is healed at initialization of the marble. Jeanne gains limited Clairvoyance (A+ probably, as I imagine she would have Mind's Eye at the least).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056649
I hear Hollow Ataraxia solves that problem.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056664
Shota-Gil = max power

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056663
Goddamn, I want Jeanne as Saber nao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056657
>>3056664
Yeah, but he loses in the end right? It's frustrating to have Nasu build up interesting characters (Lancer, Gil, Caster) just to squish them because they aren't with Shirou/Saber/Rin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056585
>>3056593
iirc, that spells can put in danger the earth... enjoy your primate murder killing you, and maybe one or two counter guardians.

[Anonymous No.]

Lancer Leonidas.

Fuck all your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056639
>'Something in french'
How about 'La Pucelle'? 'twas her nickname after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Re: Jeanne D'Arc - not replying to any one of the various posts:

* Reality Marble, as outlined.

* Stupid-high leadership skill.

* Her standard. (This was a more beloved item to her than any weapon, as she did not have to kill when she used it.)

* The blade she had excavated from beneath a church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056663
That sounds like a HAX version of Rider's 'King's Army'

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

RIDER TEDDY ROOSEVELT

TOTAL BADASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056706
NP: Big Stick
Special Skill: Speak Softly.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be even better if Gilles de Reis Caster was summoned with Jeanne. The insane child killer/rapist was my favourite from Zero. Him meeting the real Jeanne would culminate in an awesome fight.

And maybe sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056680
Lord of Nightmares would fuck up any counter-gaurdian. If Avenger's millions of curses could corrupt the grail, lets see what a universe of golden chaos can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056663

The people of Orleans are still around, killing them weakens Jeanne until eventually the Marble breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056680
like >>3056722 said
Gods > Counter-Guardians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056689
>Stupid-high leadership skill.
Around ''A'' right? A+ turns into a curse after all.
I suppose it'd inspire all noble within the human mind and make miracles (like an amateur magus winning the grail war)
>Her standard. (This was a more beloved item to her than any weapon, as she did not have to kill when she used it.)
With healing powers, like Saber's sheat or with empowering magic? Both?
>The blade she had excavated from beneath a church.
It is said that she found Joyeuse, Charlemagne's golden sword. I imagine that, after being used by two heroes, that thing must have some strong powers by now.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you guys are overpowering Jeanne...I doubt she'd even have a reality marble to begin with. Those things are RARE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056728
The mechanics of the Slayers world are fairly inapplicable to the mechanics of the nasuverse.

Also, pretty much nothing is beyond the right human from the nasuverse, to say nothing of actual supernatural entities.

Gun God, Shiki, Shirou, etc, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056746
I think the point is to make her more hax than Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056746
Iksander's reality marble doesn't make any more sense than what is being proposed for Jeanne.

>>3056754
Not explicitly, but the idea that she's just a watered down Saber is laughable. King Arthur failed miserably in the end, however famous "he" was.

[Anonymous No.]

Saber

Jeanne D'Arc

Strength B Magic Res A
Agility C Luck A
Mana C Charisma B-
Riding B- Noble Phantasm A

Mind's Eye: Turn a 1% chance into a victory.
Divine Intervention: In critical situations, luck is likely to intervene.

Noble Phantasm
Reality Marble: *Something in French* - the Creation of Miracles
The entire battlefield is turned into a recreation of Orleans, France, with Jeanne seated on horseback with French defenses behind her, ready to assault the enemy. Jeanne gains EX++ class luck as long as the reality marble is active. Any physical damage is healed at initialization of the marble. Jeanne gains limited Clairvoyance (A+ probably, as I imagine she would have Mind's Eye at the least).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056749
Besides, Lina would just dragon slave the entire fucking Fuyuki city. Just don't have her kill any ghost children and its all good

[Anonymous No.]

You're all gonna get befriended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056763
Actually, it does. Alexander formed an incredible bond with everyone in his army and all the countires he went to. Jeanne didn't. Nor did any other conqueror. That's why he's the motherfuckin KING of conquerors. Don't put some wench on his level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056772
Uh...

I'm pretty sure Fuyuki City is waaaaay bigger than a single Dragon Slave could possibly deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056781
But not a Giga Slave.

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, are you my master or what?

[Anonymous No.]

Galahad would make a good Servant.

What with him having a holy grail (sword) as his noble phantasm, i'd say he'd be pretty awesome.

As legend has it, it shot green fire from its hilt when swung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056777
Lina > Nanoha in MAB
therefore;
Lina > Nanoha

Nasu agreed, don't bother him

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056738

It's also said that she broke said sword on the back of a whore, which caused the loss of her "powers." Could make for an interesting backstory, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056803
Oh god, keep her away from Sakura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056809
Sakura isn't a whore. She doesn't get any sort of payment for her sexual activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056780
Even if it was on a drastically different scale, calling Jeanne D'Arc 'just a wench' is incredibly trivializing her accomplishments.

Everything she did, she did with a peasant's education and next to no real support. As a teenager. With the full knowledge that all she'd get out of it was a pretty horrible death.

Alexander did everything he did with an incredible education, support structure, and... well, just being male by itself is a pretty huge leg-up on Jeanne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056813
Semen is payment enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Jean died at 19.. what have YOU done with your life so far, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056710
I can already hear Norio Wakamoto saying "bully!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056726
I didn't give her a high mana stat, she can't maintain the marble for long anyways.

>>3056696
Glad to hear it. It has flaws too, she's fighting with a bunch of crappy soldier, not quite equivalent to Alexander's legions of the best and fiercest.

>>3056738
>>3056746
>>3056684

Saber

Jeanne D'Arc

Strength B Magic Res A
Agility C Luck A
Mana C Charisma B-
Riding B- Noble Phantasm A

Mind's Eye: Turn a 1% chance into a victory.
Divine Intervention: In critical situations, luck is likely to intervene.

Noble Phantasm

Joyeuse: Charlemagne's Golden Sword A- (it wasn't originally hers)
Reality Marble: La Pucelle - the Creation of Miracles
The entire battlefield is turned into a recreation of Orleans, France, with Jeanne seated on horseback with French defenses behind her, ready to assault the enemy. Jeanne gains EX++ class luck as long as the reality marble is active. Any physical damage is healed at initialization of the marble. Jeanne gains limited Clairvoyance (A+ probably, as I imagine she would have Mind's Eye at the least).
I'm not sure what to do about the standad though, I don't think it would be equal to Avalon no matter what...

B is enough to lead a country, I don't think she could go above Saber in ability.

Saber can still win. Jeanne's style of battle would be based more on stats. Saber still edges her out as far as NP power goes. The only people who would get really screwed by her I would think would be Lancer and Bazette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056817
I think you're confusing her with Jesus. No one said Joan was definitely going to get killed as a result. Unless you retract your previous statement about lacking help and said that God told her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056763
Yeah, he failed hard. I was kinda disappointed when I found out that all that King Arthur and his knights of the round did was resist the Saxon's attacks for a while and then escape.

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>>3056817
Agreed. But that doesn't earn her a reality marble giving her an army.

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>>3056798
Galahad as a servant?

God, he'd win the grail and just fly off with it (it being Ilya.) without saying so much as thanks for the help.

What a dick.

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I'd summon Marduk as Caster.

His workshop would be the creation of two rivers through his prodigious masturbatory habits(this actually happened in the myth).

As far as Noble Phantasms go, he'd pull out:

The Tablets of Destiny, which confer supreme authority over the entire universe
The Net/Winds that killed Tiamat
And the huge chariot that he gets.

Marduk would be a great personality match for me, as he's a huge wanker who takes credit for the good things other people did.

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>>3056706
Quick fact: An assassin once shot Teddy Roosevelt while he was giving a speech. Enraged, he continued on and finished before going to the hospital.

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>>3056829
This. Gawain would be better

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>>3056746
Reality Marble is the inversion of a user's soul upon reality. Its a method of maybe escaping the limits of reality. Jeanne didn't have physical things on her side. She made things work for her. Just as UBW represents the impact of Shirou's borrowed ideals upon his soul, as Iskander's displays the power of the bond of him and his men and their spirit, hers displays, in essence, the miraculous nature of what she accomplished.
also this>>3056819

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>>3056824
You have a good point, sir.

I'm a little muddy in the brain tonight. My apologies.

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>>3056837
He wasn't enraged, he just didn't notice he was shot because it the shot was deflected before it was fired and it barely hit him.

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>>3056680
>spells can put in danger the earth
Universe. Giga slave can destroy the whole fucking universe if it goes out of control. Good shit.

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Me personally...I just want a hot female servant to bone.

I only know of four top hotties in Greek myth.
The top 3 goddesses were Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite. They fought about it over the golden apple or some shit.
I see Hera to be the middle-aged milf, like Medea.
Athena the librarian cutie.
And Aphrodite is the straight up hot as fuck slut.

Fourth is Persephone, who was apparently really beautiful. She married Hades, so I don't know if I can compete with the God of the Underworld.

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>>3056859
The group you just listed probably count as actual Gods. While not well-detailed, they do exist in the nasuverse.

Heracles/Berserker technically couldn't be summoned under ordinary circumstances because he was a Demi-God, but the Einzbern family cheated to get him.

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>>3056846
Gawain would be an awesome servant.

Especially for the strife it would cause if you paired him off against Arthuria.

...So would Gawain turn out to be Gawaina, Niece of Arthuria?

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>>3056868
I don't think so. Bedivere was a man, and so was Mordred - if a girlish looking one.

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>>3056868
Only Arthur was actually a girl. Don't go genderswapping the entire Round.

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>>3056874
Yeah but wouldn't it be better that way?

I bet Gawaina would be moe.

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>>3056887
Not particularly. It's a pretty big deal that "Arthur" was "Arturia" by itself.

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>>3056865
Damn. That sucks.

Out of curiosity, anyone know of really hot myth figures that could be summoned?

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Saber

Jeanne D'Arc

Strength B Magic Res B
Agility C Luck A
Mana C Charisma A-
Riding C+ Endurance B
Noble Phantasm A

Mind's Eye: Turn a 1% chance into a victory.
Divine Intervention: Under the protection of God, in critical situations, luck is more likely to intervene.
Faith: Mana will act as a shielding force in a manner similar to a mana burst, aiding endurance.

Noble Phantasm

Joyeuse: Charlemagne's Golden Sword A-
A holy sword, unearthed by Jeanne. As it is not originally hers, she is incapable of unleashing the power of the previous legendary wielders.

Jeanne's Standard A-: The Mercy of God
As long as the standard remains upheld and Jeanne does not attack, any and all attacks against her under the rank of EX will be rendered ineffective. If attacking while holding the standard, Jeanne's luck is reduced by two ranks, in exchange for the reduction of the opponent's strength by a rank.

Reality Marble: La Pucelle - the Creation of Miracles
The entire battlefield is turned into a recreation of Orleans, France, with Jeanne seated on horseback with the city behind her. Jeanne gains EX++ class luck as long as the reality marble is active. Any physical damage is healed at initialization of the marble. Jeanne gains limited Clairvoyance (A+ probably, as I imagine she would have Mind's Eye at the least). Those hailing from England will suffer a reduction of one rank in luck.

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>>3056887
It would actually pretty stupid if more of the Round were women.

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>>3056907
Rider/Medusa, actually, is a pretty good example. I dunno if Cleopatra counts... you could probably find some more with digging.

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>>3056907
Morgan Le Fay?

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>>3056865
Atalante.

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>>3056910
Weak to fire amirite?

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>>3056921
Forgot about her.
Viviane as well. I don't think Saber could even attack her since Excalibur is really her damn sword. Not to mention she can go to Avalon anytime. Fuck, Viviane is hax.

>>3056922
You'd think she be a real manly amazon type, but apparently she's hot. One of her NP would be to turn into a lion. I have a feeling she's more for furries.

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Archer

Odysseus/Ulysses

Like this guy, I prefer using tactical trickery to brute force. His NP could be the bow that he used to kill his suitors. Less emphasis on individual strength and more on strategy and exploiting weakness and openings. I need some help with the other stats, though.

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>his suitors
Whoops, I meant the guys who wanted to fuck his wife.

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>>3057008
Considering how small his kingdom is, and assuming the Suitors really wanted his wife more than anything, we can deduce that when he first married her (let's say he was 30 before going to troy),Penelope was not even older than 14.

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As Lancer I would summon Longinus, with THE HOLY SPEAR!

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>>3057016
Penelope gave birth just before Odysseus went to war, if that means anything.

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>>3057038
That means that she menstruated at least before the war.
Assuming it's not a freak case of her being 8 and giving birth, Penelope was younger than 15, thus making her a hot milf in the later years.
Odysseus tapped loli ass.

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>>3057033
Damn, why didn't I think of that...

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>>3057016
Convenience may have had a hand. It may not have been big, but it was probably a better life than whatever the random suitors had, and all they had to do to get on easy street was marry her.

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>>3057033
Though the spear itself is superb, Longinus himself is just an average Roman solider. His stats would be low as fuck.

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>>3057095
Pfft, they were almost all of them from Royal families.
And with no king, they did whatever they wanted.
They watched the loli grow and got horny.

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>>3057105
The Spear itself I believe bestows powers, supposedly whoever carries it is invincible in battle. Also, Longinus later was made a Saint by the Church, so he would have anti-demon powers etc right?

Also, that would even make a good story right? He was made a Saint (ie Heroic Spirit) by the Church at the time of his death, in exchange for becoming a Servant in the future.

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You could also try and grab Perseus, who killed Medusa with five noble phantasms.

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>>3056966
Did a bit of research, and I totally choose Viviane as my servant.

Stats are just average.

NP1
Mist of Avalon. Unlike the sheath of Excalibur which is only limited to one person, she can enshroud anyone she chooses within the protective realm of Avalon.
Rank EX

NP2
Can control all forms of water. When she is in contact with water, all stats are raised by 1.

Her class skill, Item creation, is rank EX. She can create weapons such as Excalibur or Lancelot's ring.

Territory Creation is normally B, but becomes EX if in water.

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>>3057158
Strategy would be to first just lay low the first few days. Build territory in the lake behind Ryuudou temple. There, getting the benefit of the leyline plus water. Within her territory I can breathe under water of course.

She creates weapons and armour/protective items for me. Once ready, we go out and fuck up anybody. She'll always protect me with Avalon, and I do the fighting. If near water, she'll just easily fuck them up.

For any really hard enemies, we'd lure them to lake and deal with them.

War won.

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>>3057238
If a loser like you can summon shit like that, there is the matter of what the fuck others can summon.

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>>3057246
Although I do lack magic circuits, I think I have a good chance of summoning Viviane cause I'm pretty water innate. Since I was 9 months years old I've been going to the beach. I'm a swimmer and surfer.

I'm also a black belt in tae kwon do, and I've done karate and kendo. I'm physically capable of fighting with Viviane.

All I need is some convenient situation where she ends up as my summon.

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>>3057283
There are not enough palms in the world to slam my face unto.

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>>3057283

You instead manage to summon Sedna, who's a fat ugly mermaid who wrestles people in water and eats them.

On the upside, she has part divine blood.

What do you do now?

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>>3057329
Fuck her

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>>3057360

She declares you to be inadequate, eats you, and marries a dog.

Bad end.

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>Other tales assert that Sedna was a beautiful maiden who was innocently lured into marriage by an evil bird spirit.

Hey, you might be totally out of luck buddy. You might end up with a case like Rider.

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>>3057399
Thank you, that's very reassuring

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Signum as Servant Saber

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>>3057971

god yes

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>>3057971

Although it's kinda funny that Hayate is on the floor, being disabled and all.

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>>3058018

wheelchair_fall.jpg

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>>3057971
Good concept, but Signum looks way too short in that.

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To address all the people talking about summoning Viviane:

Viviane was a spirit to begin with. She is most likely considered some kind of God or Demi-God in the vein of Heracles, thus making it impossible to summon her normally.

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>>3059265
Unless she was a deified human (along the lines of Angra Mainyu) and her myth twisted things up a bit.

I'd rather summon Afrasiab, though. He lived to about 200 and his rival was his own grandson. Underground steampunk fortress is just a bonus.

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>>3056517
>>3056533
He better wield a spear

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>>3059310
Source? There's a Hitler VN?

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Why must all of the heroes be ancient. I'd summon this guy, as an Archer, or possibly Assassin, and go out hunt masters, instead of servants. Bitches won't know what hit them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

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>>3059426
I'm pretty sure this wouldn't work. Something about guns being funky as regards to noble phantasms & etc.

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>>3059476
Good thing this thread is almost at it's limit.

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>>3059426
see this thread:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3031014

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>>3059341

>P2: IS
>VN

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We'll show those bitches and whores!....their insides.

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>>3056581
Historically (what little is known for sure) it's said that she wanted to quit the army after the Dolphin assumed his position as king. She said that she 'Didn't heard the voice of God anymore' but the King insisted, and she was captured near Paris afterwards.

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Lancer

He only really ever died due to Kotomine's bullshit and if Saber decided to help him against Gilgamesh they probably could have won. The only reason True Assassin killed him was because of Kotomine's orders holding him back and Sakura coming out of nowhere.