/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Remi is the best Touhou.

[Comrade General No.]

in before that Moriyafag in denial

[Anonymous No.]

She's not even the best SDM

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052059
>008.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Remi is the best Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

I only like her because I'm a huge loli vampire fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052065
Old men don't know shit about moe~.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

she's as bad as eientei

[Anonymous No.]

But Remilia is a shitty loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052080

[Anonymous No.]

>Remi is the best Touhou

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052100
only Yuka is close to the level of eientei

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052065
The Republican Party of the late 1970s and early 1980s is so moe.

[Anonymous No.]

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052113
That would mean Remi is below Eientei.

[Anonymous No.]

good way at getting attention on /tg/

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052128
The amount of lies you contribute into this thread is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre is slightly bester

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052128
What about the Komeiji houseghold?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052184
that one is pretty damn good

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

Watashi wa
...CHARISMA MAN
...desu!

[Anonymous No.]

PoTES > EoSD > Moriya >>>>>>>> All other characters.

[Anonymous No.]

カリスマ
うー！

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>3052051
I'd impale her deeply with my enormous stake.

[Anonymous No.]

SDM, not so good.

PoTES, so good.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting alot of these threads these days.

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

this thread need more Remilia

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

"I wish they would remake Castlevania."
"Uh huh." You're not really listening to your crappy flatmate as he bitches about videogames. You're far too engrossed in dodging danmaku on Perfect Cherry Blossom.
"Maybe on the Xbox360, but I would prefer it on the PS3."
"PS3 sux." You reply without thinking.
"Why do you always say that?"
You shrug.
Later that night as you lie in bed you wonder what it would be like to play a Castlevania remake. Wiimote-controlled whip? Maybe not. You drift off to sleep. In your dreams you see a huge Castle. It must be Dracula's castle. No, wait, it's not a Castle, it's a Mansion. How could you have made such a silly mistake? You want to get inside but there's a huge wall in front of you. Somebody appears and opens a door in the wall where there was no door before. The figure laughs as you walk through. You turn around to see who the figure was and you catch a glimpse of blond hair before the door shuts and the wall itself vanishes completely, leaving only an open field of grass and trees on the horizon. And that lake over there. You look back at the Mansion. Nothing can stop you now.
Once inside, brandishing your trusty whip, you search for the first boss. She's easy to find, sitting up in bed. Damn! These graphics are good, you think to yourself as she raises an eyebrow at you. She's small, not long out of childhood but obviously a vampire from the wings, the visible fangs and her smooth, perfectly white skin.
"And how did you get in?" She asks with a quizzical look. Her voice is high, sweet and amused.
Wait a second. Why do you have a whip? What was up with that thought about graphics? Since when did dreams feel so real? Your head starts to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

The headache clears as you steel yourself for the task ahead. Nothing can stop you! Apart from perhaps the sight in front of your eyes right now. She's getting up off the bed. Oh god her nightshirt only reaches the top of her thighs.
Despite being so very sure of your vampire-hunting heritage, you find yourself unable to move as Remilia crawls across the bed towards you. Remilia? That's right! Remilia! You remember now, The Vampire Countess you were sent to hunt ... but where is Dracula? Trying to ignore your raging erection and the sight of Remilia's hand reaching out towards your chest, you jump back.
"C-could this, perhaps, be the i-infamous castle of Dracula?" You stammer out. You feel a bit better after that, Foul creature of the night should listen to you. No wait it was a Mansion, shit.
Remilia sits back and puts a hand up to her mouth in mild shock. "Oh! Thankyou! You do know how to flatter, don't you?"
"What?"
"No, it's not Dracula's castle. I'm one of his descendants though. Not surprised you noticed, it's hard to hide."
Foul thing seems full of itself! "You ... you ... you ... er ..." The words seem to be missing somehow.
"Yes?" Remilia waits with a grin, leaning forward on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

"You!" It's coming back to you now.
"Yes? Go on!"
"You have been doomed since you lost the ability to love!" You shout. Damn that felt good. Wonder what you meant by it though?
Remilia sits back again, this time frowning.
"What? That's just rude." She pouts.
"Oh ... er, sorry." You look down at your feet.
"Oh!" She suddenly jumps up, but doesn't stop when her feet leave the bed. She floats up into the air, drifting slowly towards you.
"I remember this! I do, give me a moment."
She screws up her eyes, tapping her forehead as if thinking really hard. From this angle you can just see a sliver of her white panties and the floating motion is pushing the nightshirt against her body. While her eyes are shut you quickly rearrange the contents of your pants to relieve some pressure.
"Okay, here goes!" She says, floating closer.
"Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!" She shouts, huge grin plastered on her face.
You're stunned for a moment. You suppose mankind could do a lot better than a vampire hunter who wants to bang the shit out of the vampire he is meant to be fighting.
Remilia is looking at you expectantly.
"You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!" You try.
It seems to work. Remilia doubles up laughing.
"This is the most fun I've had in years! Okay, right." She floats down and grabs you by the shoulders.
"Are you ready?"
You manage to nod, hoping she doesn't move close enough to tell how turned-on you are.
"WHAT IS A MAN?" She screams in your face, then collapses onto you, laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is pressed right up against you, shaking with laugher. You can smell her hair from this close. She smells so damn good. Shouldn't she smell like a grave? Or coffin-wood? Or something? It's getting hard to remember anything much about vampire hunting. You're laughing with her now and she's just started to calm down a little. You slip your arms around her back and there's no resistance.
"A miserable ..." you manage. Then you slip one hand lower.
For a moment you feel the silk smoothness of her underwear and the chilled skin of her thigh. You squeeze just a little and she gasps. Then pulls away from you fast. The feel of vampire loli ass pulls you out of the dream, your head feels fine now, though you notice you are covered in cold sweat. But you were never in a dream. You realize, with a mixture of terror and excitement, that you are standing in Remilia's bedroom in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
And you just groped her.
"That wasn't in any of them! Tut tut, can't you control yourself?" She frowns, hovering over the bed once more.
"Um, sorry?" In your mind you're still feeling that ass. And anticipating your own death.
"That's better." She smiles a sly little smile at you, sticking her tongue between her teeth.
"You're funny. Wait there a second."
You feel yourself relax just a fraction. You amused her. You made Remilia Scarlet laugh! You're fucking awesome.
"SAKUYAAAAAA! COME HERE!"
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What's up, SDMLA?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread isn't big enough for 40 threads worth of story and janitors look down upon it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052346
Anymore SDMLA fanart?

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052359

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052365
oh lawd, I just went to post that and got DUPILCATE ERROR

also hungry youkai is dead, he doesn't even update pirates

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052372
Shame. I'm not a big fan of those 'choose your own adventure' threads, but SDM:LAS was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052361
Finally I can.

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Remi is the best Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052395
Yeah, it tends to make good stories go to shit, especially when a samefag is spamming one choice

An example would be the second chapter of Distilled Encounters from Festive Times. Being spammed by a shitty write-in fag even after the author said no.

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is loev

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052395
Yeah, it tends to make good stories go to shit, especially when a samefag is spamming one choice

An example would be the second chapter of Distilled Encounters from Festive Times in /shrine/. The choice is being spammed by a shitty write-in fag even after the author said no because it was over the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052421

[Anonymous No.]

Picture related, its me and my bitch

She just maid me tea, shit was so delicious

[Anonymous No.]

What are these adventure threads I'm hearing about.

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052426
To be honest, the only other story that I'm familiar with is GM's YWUIG since it started on /jp/. I tried to follow it once it migrated to touhouproject, but somehow lost interest halfway through. Don't know if it's still around considering all the 7 minute breaks and rare updates.

SDM:LAS on the other hand was recommended in one thread by another anon.

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052467
>Don't know if it's still around considering all the 7 minute breaks and rare updates.
She updated on the 1 year anniversary (WUIG is march 12th or so, THP is April 1st. Can't recall which she updated on, it might've even been both) and hasn't since. I believe the updates before that was around Christmas.

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052450
Story on touhouproject in /SDM/. Most of the threads have been lost like the turtles, in time,

archived here http://z4.invisionfree.com/touhouvn/index.php?showtopic=176 under Expectation of Sanguine Disorder

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052472
Looking kinda Eva here, Remi.

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052474
I see that not much has changed.

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052474
I see that not much has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, a "SDMLA pictures that Pygmalion drew for HY" thread. I approve.

Go read SDMLA you bastards. Its good.

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052499
Eva you say...

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052522
I was referencing an old thread that was referencing negima

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052545
I see.
Enjoy pic of Remilia in Gendo's pose >>3052522

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052566
>I enjoy Remilia
Wolfman agrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052320
>>3052323
>>3052327
>>3052334
... ohshi- where is this pasta from? It is dericious. :O

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052573
I wish there was a plugin that would filter out particular images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052582
You're mom wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052586
You never heard of 4chan filter plugin? Google it.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052586
that doujin was hot
what are you, gay???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052582
learn to read
see: >>3052489

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052586
I can understand not liking that particular doujin, but there's hardly anything offensive about that image. Especially not the thumbnail. If it unpleasantly reminds you of the rest of the doujin, go drown it out with some better remilia h-doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

I read all of SDM:LA over the course of 2 days and absolutly fell in love with Remi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052605
That would be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052618

I did the same months ago. I don't usually read for that long in one sitting but god damn it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052618
I did it during one day. I still want more. I am also angry that Sakuya and Meiling didn't get laid. Fucking Youkai should start doing more routes already.

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing that really annoyed me about the story was the whole Sakuya thing, especially when it missed the Sakuya/remilia threesome

whoever was voting are douches

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a SDM butler.

[Anonymous No.]

so you all are addicted to touhouproject.com now, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052674
did you not read the Q&A, there was never going to be a 3-some.

Would have just been Remi watching you fuck
Sakuya untill you both couldnt move, and then once her initial ammusement wore off she gets REALLY possesive over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052697
Touhourproject, not so good. Majority of the stuff there just doesn't catch my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052703

Agreed, read through a bunch of the other stuff, paticularly on SDM after reading SDM:LA, but only a few things seemed really interesting, and most of those never got finished.

[Anonymous No.]

Am i the only one who didnt want to see other routes in SDM:LA?

Oh i wanted the story to go on sure, more action, more drama, more love, more Sakuya trying to kill you.

But the story just wouldnt feel right to me if the protagonist ended up with anyone but Remi. Simply because the first story was just that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052697

After GM got banned and 'roleplay' threads got banned I visited TouhouProject for a while. Stayed around for a bit while the stories were updated but after the SDM story stopped there wasn't much to keep me there, especially when most of the writefags were either total retards or just didn't update. Haven't been there since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052729
It just would be the different story with the same characters and some story similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052729

That's pretty much why I didn't even bother reading the attempt at a second story. HY didn't seem all that thrilled to do it either, if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052749

Nah, he made if like 3 threads in and quit.

the first one set too high of an expectation.

I really wish he had kept going with the first one though. Nothing in the story said he had to stop, it was his story, he could creat reasons to keep going.

The first SDM:LA would always be the canon SDM:LA

[Anonymous No.]

fanfictions are for fucking faggots

[Comrade General No.]

>>3052589
It doesn't seem to work with my FF. It's probably because I use older version of that browser, I don't like how they changed the way tabs work in newer ones.

>>3052605
>>3052609
It's not the case of the picture or doujin, but the mental images it gives me whenever I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of the old writefags need to get the fuck back to writing.

Where is my Wriggle-route, Scorn.
Where is my school story, Kira.
Where is my everything, HY.
Where is my Momizi slice-of life, Vodka.
Where is my- oh nevermind YAF, you can just fuck off.
Also this thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052849
>Scorn.
Where is my Jizz in Gensokyo, Scorn? Shit was hilarious in so many ways.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3052836
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052849
Where is my despair, Desdaxis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052849
>Where is my Wriggle-route, Scorn.
>Wriggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052903
Marisa, like Beer-Spider, is a bro. Wriggle is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052920

But Marisa is lovely.

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

What the fuck is this shit doing in /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

A crazy yandere Alice is fine too.

You guys SHOULD be saying "Where is my Captain Rex, Scorn?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052956
What are you doing in /jp/, you horrible tripfriend.

[SovietRussia !lM51PoudCg No.]

>>3052956
shut the fuck up Jones. Men are talking about their love for little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Remilia is best thread
>90 posts and 39 image replies omitted.
>No Remiblock at all

How can this be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052967
screw you buddy, i use that picture for iamp/swr threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052956
Because no self-respecting person over the age of twelve likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052960
I like my Youkai Magicians antisocial yet passionate. And to think that they would refuse to be blessed by her kindness! Sure, you want Mima, but aren't willing to commit to whatever her way entails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052967
jagami gaado

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>3052967
It's a shitty fanfic thread, not a Remilia thread, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

are there any stories on touhouproject that stand up to SDM:LA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052978

Fine then.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052992
Nothing says love like a girl who can't live without you, and won't let you live without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052849

>Where is my- oh nevermind YAF, you can just fuck off.

I quite enjoyed his Akyu story back when I browsed TouhouProject.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052999
There are many, actually. I mean just look at Pirates of Gensokyo and Involuntary Pedagogic Fantasy. They are pretty good.

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

so, why is flan depicted being around half of remis age if flan is only 5 years younger then her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052051

I like her sister better

[Anonymous No.]

Her and Flandre, most overrated Touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3053074
Unlike with Remilia, Flandre's mental age actually is the same as how she looks?

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>3053074
Remilia is depicted in a baby chair being (nearly) spoon-fed by Sakuya.
Compared to that, Flandre is a granny.
Picture unrelated. (nice email)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3053074
Remi looks under 10 and Flan looks around the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3053074
Because Remi looks like a 10 year old, and 10/2 == 5 == 10-5?

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia looks 11 or 12 in most art, ZUN and fighting games included. Flan about the same. That's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Remilia so shitty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052051
>Remi is the best Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3053362
>>3053383

[Anonymous No.]

ITT; my opinion > your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be in such deep shit if there were real loli vampires out there, because I'd easily get trapped by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052133
Source, cockbag. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052857

[Comrade General No.]

>>3053362
I appreciate your trolling bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055432

[Comrade General No.]

>>3055446

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055498

[Anonymous No.]

[Comrade General No.]

>>3055513

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055592
>>3055575
>>3055498
>>3055446
>>3055432
LOL screencap plox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055592

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055604
Kill yourself, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055604
1. Why do you want a screenshot?
2. Why can't you do it yourself?
3. LOL, plox, really? This isn't gaia.
Faggot.

[BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>3055604
effective troll is effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055679
Being retarded isn't the same as trolling, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

hay >>3055697, >>3055604 here.

i was trollan u guize rofl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055697
I don't know about that man>>3055708

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>3055708
>Being retarded isn't the same as trolling, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055718
OMG! O.o

how do you type in green!?!?11

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055733
Have sex with a fairy or sprite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052399
>>3052399

Kindly requesting source.

[night !axR2dBAuIE No.]

whats a tro;;?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3055779
a tro is the ultimate being from mercury and shiki cant kill it

[night !axR2dBAuIE No.]

>>3055785
i meant troll

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3055788
its a big dumb monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052051
I beg to differ.

[night !axR2dBAuIE No.]

>>3055799
don vito

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055778

Common, I can't be the only one. Delicious Tewi is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055432
I'm pretty sure that was an attempt at getting that pic by fakepucco

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055778
inaba box, i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055801
I love mokou, but Remilia is simply the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056013
I'm sorry, I have to disagree with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3055934

You have my gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056080
guess we should settle this with a mahjong match
how about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056247
You're on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3056305
Tenhou main lobby?
the top right rules?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Remi so lovely?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let her suck me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shittiest Touhou next to Youmu.

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

>>3055644

[Anonymous No.]

>>3058413
-charisma

[Comrade General No.]

>>3058422

[Anonymous No.]

Last time there was a thread about this particular story Jone's credited with being one of the few good ones

what a douche

[Anonymous No.]

can anyone post remi crying i like seeing her bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww while i hnggggggggggggggggghhhhh in the process

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

nah, Flandre is the best

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052573
what is this from?

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

>>3058757
from a shitty doujin

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>3058757
[やし屋] レミフラ丼 特濃ソース (東方 エロ).rar

[Comrade General No.]

[Comrade General No.]

[Anonymous No.]

SDM is shit.

[Comrade General No.]

>>3058775

[Anonymous No.]

>>3058775
No u

[Anonymous No.]

Why is remilia so shitty ?

[Comrade General No.]

Go read SDM:LA

[Comrade General No.]

Go read SDM: Limited Adventure Style >>3052489

[Anonymous No.]

>>3058914
I skimmed through it yesterday. It was pretty good even though I don't really pay attention to writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Godzilla is the best touhou

[Anonymous No.]

Remi with long hair~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There are only four females in this picture, two of which are Touhou characters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059158

I see 6 females, 3 of whom are touhous. If that one with the wings is Cirno, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059158

I counted 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059158
>No mongol

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059218

Mongol isn't a character from THP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059208
The one with fedora close to hobo looking guy is futa.
Schoolgirl close to fairy is a trap, and also delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059208
The ran-like person is male.
That's not Cirno, it's Nameless Fairy from RaAN.
One of the 'girls' is Aoi, a trap. I don't remember if Futako is in there, or if she can be called a girl.
The two touhous in there are Suika [Wright] and [Captain] Reisen

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to dislike the new 250 reply limit. 200 was enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3060894

[Anonymous No.]

Aoi~

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing, sometimes, how emotion can overtake logic.

I mean, it's human nature to let yourself go, now and then. You'll maybe pick someone you like or pity over someone who has more to offer. You'll save a lover over a friend, and a friend over yourself. You'll keep going back to that devil of a woman just because you still love her. This, though...This takes it to a new level.

So here I am, standing in front of the most beautiful girl I've seen in recent years, one Aoi Watarase. If you can call it standing, anyways – more leaning against the wall behind her, pinning her down. It was going to be harmless enough, just offering a date. Just a date, right? Spend some time out on the town. Maybe see where it goes from there, but walking behind her, waiting for the chance to present itself...watching those perfect little thighs sway beneath her short skirt, I just can't keep my mind off what the ass under it would look like. When I see her face, bright and smiling, I can't keep my mind off how she would sound blushing and moaning as I...

Ahem. Right. So. You can guess how that went, and that brings us here. In an alleyway.

This is going to go well.

She's clearly flustered, and only getting worse by the minute, which of course means I'm only getting worse by the minute. God damn it, courage, where are you when I need you?! Thirty seconds have passed already and no one's said a word. In the dark of the alley, I can barely make out the increasingly deep blush on her face, but I can smell a mixture of sweat and perfume that only serves to drive me closer to the brink of insanity. Finally, the words make it out of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

"Aoi...I've been watching you."
No, that's not right. That sounds creepy and stalkerish.
"I mean, I've...I've had my eye on you. It hasn't been long, but...ever since you walked into the classroom, you've driven me wild. No one else makes me feel like this...I think I love you."
Her breath is hot and moist against my face. It's...distracting. Arousing. I have to be careful, here...if she bumps into the steadily rising tent in my pants, this opportunity isn't just going to look down, it's going to be outright ruined. She goes to speak, but all that comes out is a raspy breath. In a second, her composure is back – at least, as much as it was a second prior.
"D-David...that's...but I'm-"
"I don't care what you are, Aoi. I love you. I want you, I need you. Right now."
"But we can't j-just-"
Enough of this. I can't hold back any longer, plans be damned. Before she can speak another word, my lips are on hers. I don't have to open my eyes to know she's blushing harder than she ever has, I can feel the heat off her face, feel it on her lips. The taste is intoxicating, just a hint of strawberries mixed with her flesh...I'm in a red haze, there's no resistance from logic or sense. My hands find their way around her, and down to the soft mounds of flesh that I've admired from afar for so long, I push my tongue into her mouth, dancing and playing with hers. Even if she pushes me off now, this moment will have been worth it. There's nothing left in the world but her. Her soft body in my arms, her warmth soaking through me, her smell, her taste, her tongue in my mouth, her slight moans, her penis rubbing against my leg, just screaming "I want you..."

Wait. What?

[Anonymous No.]

My eyes open before my mind can catch up, and I pull away from Aoi to see a fair-sized bulge lifting her – no, his – his skirt. He's still looking at me with sultry eyes and breathing heavily, his face as red as I'm sure mine is. His arms have made their way around my neck at some point, and he's not letting go...This is wrong. This is wrong, this is wrong (and he leans in to kiss my neck) this is wrong (his thigh is rubbing against mine) this is... (he nibbles my ear for a second before going in for another kiss) this... (and his ass is still just as tight as it ever was and my heart is still beating a hundred times in a second and I still want more) this...

This is all right. I can live with this.

I can live with his weight in my arms. I can live with his legs joining his arms behind my back, wrapping around me as though to bring us closer, even as we continue to kiss passionately. I can live with the darkness around us as we move deeper into the alley, so that no one will see. At this point, I'm pretty sure I could live with it even if someone did see. All I want right now is Aoi.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Aoi. Oh, dear, sweet Aoi. The way you can't look me in the eye as you say that, even as aggressive as you've been so far...You must be just as confused as I am. Still, I can't say no. Not to you.
"All right. If you're sure." There's no doubt in my mind that I look incredibly stupid, leaning back against a brick wall and giving someone permission to pleasure me. Still, I wouldn't doubt that this is his first time, and if he wants to try first, then who am I to deny him that?

With quivering hands and a look somewhere between excitement and determination, Aoi wrestles with the zipper of my jeans – which of course only serves to make my already-raging member twitch with excitement, making the job even harder on him. When he finally gets it out, there's no "Oh, it's so big" or surprised gasp. He doesn't have to have seen someone else's to know what a penis is going to be like, and he doesn't have to have practiced and experimented to know what makes a blow job into an experience.

If he's a virgin, then I don't think I'll ever want another woman's lips on my cock.

The way his tongue circles around my shaft, pulsing even as it pushes up and down, the way he kisses my glans just to play with the opening of my urethra using his tongue, the way he massages my testicles and hits every spot at once, it all comes together into one of the most incredible moments of my life. The slight moans that escape his mouth provide the perfect soundtrack to the experience, raising me to an even higher level of arousal. It takes every ounce of will power to hold off on ejaculating for more than a few minutes, and even then his ministrations take my breath away. "Aoi...I'm almost..." is as far as I can make it before the pressure is just too much to hold back, and my hot white load shoots out, only barely missing his face. Instead, it dribbles down his neck and across his chest.

[Anonymous No.]

"Where did...where did you learn to...?" Still in a daze, I let my hand fall weakly on his head, which is now resting in my lap. The feeling of his hair as I stroke it gently is relaxing – a nice respite after...that. "I don't know...I just, uh...kind of guessed." His face is adorned with a blush and a dazzling smile, and his eyes are half closed; he looks happier than I've ever seen him. All this is both perfectly framed and offset by his mussy hair, which hasn't held up through the experience nearly as well as his erection. Which, I think, I should get around to taking care of.

With a swift motion of my hand, I ruffle Aoi's hair gently. His head lowers slightly, and he giggles at this – God, he's adorable. I have to keep moving now, though, or I'll never find the will to stop admiring him. That wouldn't be fair at all. As I move to rise, he backs onto his knees as though he's forgotten already what I plan on doing with him. I lay my hands gently on his hips, and move him to his back with a swift kiss, which becomes a line of kisses that clean his body off as I make my way down to the lump in his skirt once again.

And it occurs to me that I've never dealt with taking off a skirt before. Thankfully, Aoi seems all too eager to let loose this time, and within seconds, the skirt falls away to reveal his penis standing at attention. Even though I thought I was ready for this, it...kind of takes me off guard. Still, looking at Aoi's pleading face, and hearing his heavy breathing at the prospect of finally feeling what he just did to me, for the first time in his life no less...The least I can do is try.

[Anonymous No.]

And try I do. It's all I can do to keep a steady head as I slowly lick up and down his pulsing cock, trying to remember every little motion that he used on me through his slight moans of ecstasy. Any hesitation there was is gone in me now, his voice never fails to drive me crazy, but hesitating may just be what I need most. Up and down, licking and sucking lightly on his head, until I hear a sharp gasp, which is my signal to stop. I'm a horrible tease, but I just know this is going to turn out better for him for it. Still, he almost looks like he's about to cry when I look up, and it almost breaks my heart.

"Hold on, just a second. Trust me...we're going to need this."
He seems at a loss for words, opting only to nod in confusion as I reach into my pocket. I've been called a creep for carrying this sort of thing around, but if you ask me, it's like a condom. There's no way anyone in their right mind would do what he's about to without it, so keeping in mind what's to come, I tear open a small package of lubricant and smother my fingertips with the contents. Slowly, I return to the task at hand – or mouth, as it were – licking and sucking on every point I can maneuver to with my tongue as I reach around with my lubricated hand, and-"Ngyaa!"

[Anonymous No.]

And did not in fact penetrate his not quite so ready ass while bringing him to an orgasm that I'm sure he would have appreciated.
"What, can't take a little anal play?"
"That's...that's a little much, d-don't you think? For our first time?"
"Aoi...That is our first time. Just trust me, and relax...You'll enjoy this, I promise."
"I don't know," Now this is just wrong. First he's got to persuade me to take the leap, and now he's the one hesitating? You won't be getting off that easy, Aoi. "It just seems a litt-" The same trick always works twice, they say. Once more, I have to silence him with a kiss, and once more, he submits. This time, though, when my hands start groping those tight yet oh-so-soft mounds, they don't stop. They rub and they play around his hole, and all the while I cut off any protests with our ever-deepening kiss, until finally the time comes, and a single finger makes its way into his corridor.

Gentle is the word. Gentle and soft, my finger pumps in and out – just to get him used to the feeling. It's the first rule of anal, for men or women, and you can't break it. Take it easy. Keeping this in mind, I keep my finger moving even as I move for his penis for what seems like the hundredth time (It's like this boy really doesn't want to come...) and go through the motions, having gotten a bit better now with all this practice. His moans have doubled in intensity now, and his raging erection twitches uncontrollably in my mouth as my tongue dances around his head and teases his urethra. Whether it's from the addition of my finger or just me getting better, I know he's close now. This opportunity isn't going to waste. Not this time.

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes, there's not a groan or a grunt. He just lets out a long, satisfied sigh, and shoots his load into my mouth with the largest twitch yet. Wave after wave of the sticky fluid comes shooting out of his penis and flooding my mouth. For some 15 seconds, we sit in silence as his juices flow onto and around my tongue, the volume no doubt a result of the constant interruptions and anticipation of this point. It tastes better than I had expected, but then I should have seen it coming from the taste on his lips. Ask anyone how to get someone more enthusiastic about going down on you, and they'll tell you to eat fruit or chocolate. This is why, I guess. Just as soon as I'm sure that he's finished, I slowly move back, sucking slightly to make sure that he's clean, and move with a smile to his face. With each pant his chest rises and falls slowly, in contrast with both of our heart beats. The way his eyes and mouth hang only slightly open makes him look like he's in a daze of pleasure, and just make me want to kiss him.

Well. Why wait?

With the surprisingly sweet fluid still sloshing around in my mouth and my hand still working his ass, I raise my head to his. He seems to be taken off guard, though whether it's the kiss or the contents remains a mystery. Still, with the same vigor from earlier, our tongues intertwine, and the flavor of his semen is shared between us. The kiss itself lasts for what feels like minutes, back and forth until the entirety of my little gift has dissolved and even further. It's comfortable here, with him...It's enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Until of course, I remember where my hand is.
"Do you think you're ready for a little more?"
His arms are still around me, and he's still trying to catch his breath. With a quivering breath, he nods, just once, and I add another finger to the inside of his hole. With the sudden extra tightness come shuddering breaths and moans. The way he immediately lost all his strength and relies on me completely to hold him up is somewhere between adorable and arousing, and I wouldn't be able to pin it were it not for the raging erections we both sported now. It drives me crazy having to go slow like this, but...three times in this span is just impossible. It'd be unreasonable to expect either of us to be able to pull it off, so I have to save it for what we've been building up to this whole time...

I couldn't say how long we went on like that, but by the time his moaning subsided I couldn't stand a second longer. By this point, he trusts me completely, and I trust him – our minds are too shrouded by pleasure to worry about consequences. So when I motion for him to bend over, he knows exactly what's coming, and he's ready for it. The hardest erection I've ever sported soon finds itself poised between the smooth, fleshy mounds of his buttocks, but even so I have to take a moment to savor the view. See, this is always the best moment, for me. Everything has led up to this point, both of us have worked for it, and here I have in front of me not only a beautiful young...man. Okay, so that's different but it doesn't change the fact that he has a fantastic ass, or the fact that he's presenting it with eager eyes for me to take at will. If ass is a fine wine, then this is the moment before tasting it. Gotta make it last.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course, I go through that monologue unconsciously every time, leaving me very little time to actually appreciate said view. So, slowly and carefully, I push against his relaxed anus, and enter the door to heaven. At once we gasp with pleasure, my engorged penis ramming against his prostate and his tight virgin hole clamping down around me like a giant squid would clamp around an unsuspecting ship. The smell of our sweat and fluids fills the alleyway with our moans, as we no longer care about what passersby may hear us. This is our moment, and we're living it to the fullest. As I pump in and out of him, my mind is in such a haze that I almost don't notice how much he's moving his own hips. My knees are getting weaker and weaker, so it's not all too unnatural when I bend over his back, bringing myself closer to his head, his scent, his penis wagging in the air in front of him, sadly neglected.

I can't help but feel bad for it. So cold and free, while mine is comfortably inside of him, getting rubbed back and forth, almost ready to shoot its load...Seeking to remedy this, I reach over and start stroking his shaft, the size of which matches my own. As soon as I make contact, he lets out another adorable gasp that only serves to make it harder for me to hold off on coming, myself. Every second like this isn't just sex, any more, it's bliss – being together with Aoi is almost too much for me.

Thirty seconds pass. A minute. Five. All the while, wet slaps accompany every thrust, every moan, every gasp. It doesn't take long before I can tell we've both reached our limits.
"Aoi, I'm-hngh-I'm almost..."
"Me...Me too..."
And with one last, triumphant thrust and a long sigh from both of us, I shot my seed into him, and he over the floor of the alley. It's with no small amount of reluctance that I pull out, finally leaving the warmth and comfort of his insides, but he quickly joins me on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

And now, we sit. Just...sit. Enjoy each other's presence. Enjoy the sound of his soft breath against my chest, the faint smell of his perfume, now clear to me as he lies this close with his arms around me. Just holding him here, I don't have to think about what comes next. This...this is good.
"Hey..."
"Hmm?"
"So...we're dating now, I guess...right?"
Well damn. We kind of are, aren't we? I mean, we're not technically obliged, but...I did say I loved him, and I did do...well, a lot of things. Can't back down now.
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess we are."
"So...what do you want to do for our next date, then?"
"Oh, I don't know. Dinner and a movie?"
"Isn't there that new Star Wars movie coming out? We should go see that one!"
"Sounds like a date."
And with another smile that would blind God himself, he looks up at me for just a second, before closing his eyes and laying against me again.

Yeah. I can live with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I prefer Aoi with Renko, but this is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3052849

Kira's fucked off for good I think. Guy had a lot of mental issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3061210
Do explain? I don't follow the lives of authors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3061229
He whined and whined. Guy couldn't cope with the fact that people had different opinions. Got worked up over trivial things, etc.

I actually liked some of his work but stopped reading due to faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone see the red moon tonight? Remilia is out, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

Remiecha

[Anonymous No.]

She's in my top 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3061034

[Anonymous No.]

>>3059189
Link?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>3066521
Nope. No link before August 16.

[Anonymous No.]

Bumping threads to counter /b/ spam. Post will be deleted momentarily.