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Hey /jp/, what the FUCK is going on here?
I get kicked out of home and wander around in the real world without a home for the past three weeks only to discover that there are about 80 Japanese spaghetti birds and history lessons and GODDAMNDAWSON spamming the front page.

I spent the past hour cracking my friend's family's WiFi just so I can visit /jp/ and THIS is what I return to? WTF?

Anyways, sup /jp/, what's new in your world?

>> No.3044603

Are you the guy that had the dream? I forget. And yeah, spam's getting ridiculous. I don't even understand why they're doing it.

>> No.3044604

>Anyways, sup /jp/, what's new in your world?
I almost broke 2 toes yesterday. I'm kinda disappointed they didn't actually break, that'd give me a better reason to stay in bed.

>> No.3044605
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I just made pizza all by myself...

>> No.3044606

>>3044605
Is it delicious?

>> No.3044607

>>3044604

Man up, break them yourself.

>> No.3044608

>>3044603
Yes, that's me actually. How kind of ya to remember!

>>3044604
Ooo, sorry to hear that dude, you gonna be alright?

>>3044605
I just survived in the real world for three weeks without a house!..

...Can I have a slice of pizza? One meal a day kinda sucks.

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>>3044606
still to hot to try, but it looks quite tasty

>> No.3044612

I'm taking break from work right now, and somehow wasted the entire day lurking here and 'playing' AG3.

Unlimited reverse rape cycle.

>> No.3044616

Did you make a cardboard house to live in?

>> No.3044617
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>>3044610
I'm jealous, I have never made pizza before, but I can make toast!

>> No.3044622

Watching someone play a Touhou doujin game on live.nicovideo before going to bed.

>> No.3044629

>>3044605

Did you make it from scratch, or just cook a frozen/refrigerated one? If the former, I'm very impressed.

>> No.3044627

Heh, here's a question for you /jp/, I've survived by moving in with my best friend, at least for the duration of my exile from home, and continuing my work at Kroger. During my stay there, I've bonded well with all my coworkers, so well infact, that some of them have even offered to take me in incase my current housing falls apart. I guess my question is: Should I stay with a bro or a hoe? I'm closer to the guys at work then the girls, all us cashiers and baggers get along well, though I flirt with all the chicks I work with.. Damn, sorry /jp/, I'm rambling a bit, I've been awake for a while, my work shift was 3pm-11pm, damn, it's been a long day..

>> No.3044632

Taking to this thread to appreciate the hard work our meido-san is doing.

Good job deleting all the spam.

>> No.3044636

>>3044627

Make amends with your parents. At least, until you can get a place of your own.

>> No.3044644

>>3044636
Well... I already have. But I'm roughing it out until I've got approx $500 in the bank. That'll take around 3-5 weeks of work, maybe 6-7 at the worst. Once I hit the $500 mark I'll go slip back into my old room with my family. Until then, I've been living with friends, $50 a week for rent.

HEY, WANT TO TAKE ME IN /jp/? I'll pay ya!

>> No.3044649

Why is our janitor so good?

>> No.3044653

>cracking my friend's family's WiFi

Aahahahaha you're cracking me up ahhaa

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>> No.3044656

>>3044644
>$500 in the bank.
>That'll take around 3-5 weeks of work
What are you getting payed? This seems ridiculous to me.

>> No.3044657

>>3044644
Why are you exiled?

>> No.3044665

>>3044649
Because I'm the strongest Touhou.

>>3044656
Minimum wage, I'm still the new guy at work. As much as they love me, being sociable doesn't earn me a raise. $7.30 an hour bitches! Kroger only works me around 20 hours a week right now though.. Cheap bastards.. SHUT UP, MY MATH SUCKS AT 6am!

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Don't mind me, just posting this to annoy another anon.

>> No.3044680

>>3044657
One word buddy: Menopause. It's P.M.S.'s FINAL SMASH ATTACK, and it's been hammering away at my mother's decision making impulses for months, ultimately culminating in her sending me away from the house because she claimed I wasn't doing anything for the family, EVEN though I got a job at Kroger so that my family could take advantage of my 10% discount and so that I could help them pay the rent, and I made sure she was aware of these intentions and she still insisted I leave. Now she seems to have seen the error of her ways, though I won't be returning to that home for a while, at least not until my coffers are stocked.

>> No.3044685

/jp/ - Japan/Your blog

>> No.3044692
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3044692

I love you guys.

>> No.3044704

>>3044692
so are you having lucid dreams yet?

>> No.3044713

Your mother sounds like a bitch, OP.

She's very similar to mine. I've been kicked out of my house countless times, but I thank some deity that I will be leaving for good at the end of this month.

>> No.3044719

>>3044692

I don't love you. Stop using images like that, and lurk more.

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>>3044719

>> No.3044731

Do you have any neighbours?

>> No.3044733

Ja, I encountered quite a few of my family's neighbors over the course of the past weeks while at work, why?

>> No.3044734

>>3044713
Where're you gonna be headed, Anon? Apartment? Friend's place?

>> No.3044742

>>3044733
No, I asked if you have any neighbours RIGHT NOW

>> No.3044749

>>3044742
Yes, there's a house of 20+ blacks to my left and some old folks to my right.

>> No.3044753 [DELETED] 

>>3044749
Eh. I thought youwill be able to make some hbo friends.
Wait, 20 niggers? THAT'S AS MUCH AS TEN DOUBLE NIGGERS WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.3044754

>>3044749
Eh. I thought you will be able to make some hobo friends.
Wait, 20 niggers? THAT'S AS MUCH AS TEN DOUBLE NIGGERS WHAT KIND OF HOUSE IS THIS?

>> No.3044755

>>3044754

House of spades?

>> No.3044761

>>3044754
My roomate tells me they're a military family, so basically they never got to have niggersex in the army, so when they finally settled down they made like nigerian bunnies and made up for all the lost time.

>> No.3044789

>>3044755
Might as well be..

>> No.3044804

/jp/, I just fell off the barstool that I have to use as a chair and hit my head on my friend's paintball gear. Everything is... spinny... I think... I'm just gonna go lay down for a while... I'll talk to you tonight at midnight when I can next sneak on. Until then, don't complain about your neighbors cause they aren't 10 doubleniggers and don't stop firin up your favorite IOSYS album. My head is bleeding.

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>>3044804
Fascinating

>> No.3044834

>>3044594
reported rl does not belong to /jp/

>> No.3044916

>>3044834
Pissing on the floor is not RL?

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