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3032205 No.3032205 [Reply] [Original]

Awesome. Moot is splitting up /a/.

http://zip.4chan.org/fk/imgboard.html

>> No.3032208

wwhaaaaaat

>> No.3032214

awesome

>> No.3032218

moot is selling 4chan and tries to make it a place for the whole family.
Maybe /jp/ will finally get mods

>> No.3032221
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3032221

.....wat

>> No.3032223

What.

>> No.3032224
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3032224

Oh Anonymous and your silly shenanigans! Stop posting fake-

>/fk/ - For Kids!

>> No.3032228

I love the comic sans

>> No.3032230

Is this the new loli board?

>> No.3032234

>>>/fk/

>> No.3032235

Soon we will gain a /frat/ board as well.

>> No.3032236

>>>/fk/

>> No.3032240

>Only post if you are under 18.

So much for that global rule.

>> No.3032253

>>3032218
Better not.

>> No.3032254

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

www.
ANOM
- M + N
TALK
.com

-- Where smart Internet users hang! Are you a smartie or a dumbass?

>> No.3032255
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3032255

http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html

>> No.3032256

>>3032230
Most posters are male, so it's going to be a shota board. Well, more like a high school board. Possibly middle school.

>> No.3032258

What

>> No.3032259

What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.3032261

Finally.

>> No.3032264

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

>> No.3032266

/fk/ - Pedobait

>> No.3032271

http://img.4chan.org/z/imgboard.html

>> No.3032274

Is this some sort of newfag trap like everyone who clicks on that gets a global permaban? Cuz I clicked

>> No.3032275

/fk/ing kids

>> No.3032276

>>3032255
wat

>> No.3032277

/5/

>> No.3032279

>>3032274
Yup, nice knowing you.

>> No.3032282

>>3032271
What is this? I'm too scared to click

>> No.3032285

>>3032271
That takes me back. How long ago was beecock removed from FYAD anyway?

>> No.3032288

>>3032282
It's a deformed penis (?) covered with insects.

>> No.3032289

>>3032282
A tiny penis and some bees

>> No.3032295

>>3032285
Since back when you were in Gaia Online.

>> No.3032296
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3032296

/fk/ - FUCKING KIDS

>> No.3032298

>>3032235
We have two already; they're called /b/ and /r9k/.

>> No.3032307

So was someone just typing in random letters and found it?

>> No.3032321

>>3032230
/l/ is back! Go go go!

>> No.3032324

What.

>> No.3032325

Anyone want to try posting in there?

>> No.3032328

invasion board
>>>/i/

>> No.3032329
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3032329

whut

>> No.3032334

>>3032325
You can't.

I already tried making a thread for shits and giggles.

>> No.3032340

>>3032334
I just tried, but argh, the comic sans, it burns!

>> No.3032341

fk is a secret pedo board

>> No.3032349

>>3032340
Even the password dots are comic sans! Brb reading some documents in size 12 Helvetica.

>> No.3032358
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3032358

What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.3032372
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3032372

>>3032358
I see something cute!

>> No.3032379
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3032379

/z/ was the only good board.

>> No.3032387

>>3032379
Do you still miss Soviet Russia?

>> No.3032393

>>3032379
Why does everyone say this? I don't understand this secret love for /z/, it was a pile of shit. What is so good about letting an idiot put gifs everywhere on a board and using up so much bandwidth? Soviet Russia was an idiot.

>> No.3032425

>>3032379
You appear to have typed a "z" when you quite clearly meant to use an "l".

>> No.3032435

You know you loved it.

>> No.3032440
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3032440

>>3032425
Yes. /l/ was such a great board, wasn't it?

>> No.3032446

>>3032435
No sir, I don't like it.

>> No.3032451

>>3032393

People say they liked /z/ because it marks them as an old user. niggers and biscuits.

>> No.3032457

>>3032451
Well, that's dumb. :eng101:

>> No.3032459

http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html
delicious

>> No.3032462

>>3032457
:cockbean:

>> No.3032474

>>3032462
Oh Soviet Russia, you know just what I'm thinking. Quickly, let us make love. :icyhot:

>> No.3032490

>Is this the new loli board?

Only when the /b/tards are feeling bored, but that's true of just about any of the boards.

>> No.3032491

>>3032440
Wait, are you trying to be sarcastic there? Because that is awesome. Not quite as good as the old fapping on sleeping girls discussions once upon a time in /b/

>> No.3032515

lol 4kids

>> No.3032519

>>3032491
And that wasn't quite as good as the story of the guy who tried to do it and had the girl wake up.

>> No.3032524

>>3032519
The one who got it in her eyes and she started screaming? Hilarious, reading that is why if I'm ever in that situation I'll just settle for the hair.

>> No.3032545

>>3032519
Wish to read this myself.

>> No.3032546

Someone should try posting to see what happens.

>> No.3032563

>>3032546
You first.

>> No.3032569

>>3032563
No input file specified.

>> No.3032573

Funded by anonymous donors with ties to the government

>> No.3032585

>>3032569
Select an input file, then.

>> No.3032630

well, a few months ago i heard some talk about moot trying to find a way to stop underage posting, or at least make it harder. no fucking idea how it would work or if it is even possable, but didn't secondlife use a system like this based off of a users drivers lisense number?

>> No.3032647

>>3032585
Dude, we all tried to post. It doesn't work.

>> No.3032651

>>3032459
FUCK YEAH CRUSH CUPS

>> No.3032661

>>3032630
That would kind of destroy the anonymous nature of 4chan, though.

Any time you take data like that, it can be traced back to the poster. Furthermore, unless you had user registration, you'd have to input it again with every post (or else store a cookie on the user's machine, in which case they'd still have to re-input every time the cookie got wiped). Besides which, it's not reliable, because kids can just steal their parent's number.

>> No.3032686

>>3032630
Not everyone even has a driver's license, though. I'm 24 and I never got one.

>> No.3032687

>>3032661
exactly. kids would steal mommys number.

as much as i hate to say it, making 4chan cost a low monthly rate per each IP may help as well...

may as well face it, if you make it popular kids will destroy it.

>> No.3032702

>>3032630
>>3032661

Here's an idea: posters have to pass a short IQ test before posting.

>> No.3032718

>>3032702
That would be fine, but how would 4chan remember that you'd taken the test? Cookies, probably. Which means it'd be easy to pretend you'd taken the test.

>> No.3032725

>>3032687
How would that work for those of us on dynamic IP, though?

>> No.3032743

>>3032686
You have a learner's permit right?

>> No.3032747
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3032747

Any real lolis on that board?

>> No.3032760

There will be a brief downtime later tonight. More details to follow.
→ Follow: status.4chan.org & @4chan ←


Why is this still here

>> No.3032762

>>3032743
Learner's permits expire, though, and generally can't be renewed without re-taking a test. If you don't plan on getting you drivers license soon, you wouldn't get a permit. Many city dwellers, in particular, see no need to get a drivers license. Hell, I live in the country, and didn't get my license until I was 20.

>> No.3032763

>>3032762
>can't be renewed without re-taking a test
lol no

>> No.3032765
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3032765

The solution is to seperate the users of 4chan into three groups:

A Class Users - The highest of the power levels (a lot of /jp/ is A Class). These people get nicest rooms and hot meals. Also, these users are not subjected to daily rape by moot or his mod team (they are considered to be too important/valuable). Famous A Class users: Me, Diapered Anon, that Anon who poops on the floor, etc.

B Class Users - Their power level isn't as high as A Class Users, but they are still knowledgeable friends who stay out of /a/, /b/, or /v/. These people get their own rooms, but unfoutunately they are also subjected to daily rape by moot, the mods, and the janitors. Famous B Class Users: Anonymous Jones, Sion, that other Anon who poops on the floor, etc.

C Class Users - The normal friends and newfriends. These guys mainly populate current /b/, /r9k/, /a/, and /v/. They live in their own filth with 30 people per room and get raped by moot every hour. Famous C Class Users: Athens, Singaporean ZUN, that other Anon who poops on the floor, etc.

>> No.3032772

>>3032743
No, I've never driven a car. I have a state-issued regular ID, though.

>> No.3032773

>>3032765
>implying high "powerlevel" is valuable
wat?

>> No.3032779

>>3032765
But, what if I want to be raped by moot?

>> No.3032780

>>3032765
How incredibly witty. And you attached an image from the incredibly bad visual novel you took the idea from, too.

It's a good thing 4chan isn't a secret organization / cult modeled after low-end visual novels.

>> No.3032781

>>3032765
>Famous A Class users: Me, Diapered Anon, that Anon who poops on the floor

hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.3032785

>>3032747
dear god
how lovely

>> No.3032786

>>3032630
>drivers lisense

what means this?

>> No.3032787

Gaia > 4chan

I dare to prove me wrong.

>> No.3032788

>>3032763
Um, yes.

Not necessarily in every state, but in many if not most.

In my state, a permit is good for two years and you can renew ONCE, but after that you have to re-take the written test in order to renew it again.

>> No.3032794

>>3032788
IIRC my permit was good for one year but you didn't ever have to retest for renewal. I got my "real" license before it had the time to expire.

>> No.3032796

>>3032765
What wonderful idea.

>> No.3032797

>>3032765
>Famous A Class users: Me

So, "A" stands for "Absolute Shit", does it?

>> No.3032799

>>3032780
u mad bro?

>> No.3032800

>>3032787
Ha, you merely stated Gaia is greater than 4chan, however you failed to specify how Gaia is greater than 4chan. Therefore one could reasonably argue that Gaia is greater than 4chan in area such as shittyness. Or Devil's Proof, refuse to explain etc.

>> No.3032805

>>3032765
Why do you like MOON. so much ZUN?

>> No.3032811

I wonder where the Arc Tripfag is at such a time.
The Spam and shit threads went down 200%

>> No.3032812

>>3032805
He has bad taste. Did you just figure this out now?
Probably all of the years of brown-nosing (particularly towards his lover Asceai) have ruined whatever sense of taste he once had.

>> No.3032816

>>3032812
>ruined whatever sense of taste he once had

You can't ruin what was already shit.

>> No.3032826

>>3032799

Oh, Jones mad. He mad indeed.

>>3032797
>>I don't get it at all, so let's start being ZUNdere.

Cool post, bro.

>> No.3032827

no wait, all posts must be prossesed by a goverment coumputer via monitor mounted retinal scanners to prove age and identity.

>>3032811
arc is a good man, moot should pay him.

>> No.3032828

>>3032773
How is it not?

>> No.3032834

>>3032205
Reminds me of that April Fools furry board joke.

>> No.3032856

>>3032826
You seem to think that you're endearing in some way, which is disappointing and quite wrong.

>> No.3032857

>>3032834
the day I lost faith in humanity.

>> No.3032867

>>3032856
He's just ALABAMAdere!

>> No.3032894

Goddamn tripfags.

Can't help but luv y'all tho :* (xD)

And remember, if 4chan wasn't 4 all ages you wouldn't be here today!

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>>3032805

Because it's Metal Gear 2 MSX in eroge form. I've made long posts on /jp/ to myself about all of the references before!

>>3032812
>>3032816

Type Moon friends sticking together yet again, huh. I should have known! And Jonesy has no right to speak about tastes; he plays MMORPGs. Even Athens didn't play those.

You are now downgraded to Class C, Anonymous Jones. Enjoy your hourly rape.

>> No.3032909

>>3032894

Actually I'll probably stop, they changed something and no longer is the trip a "clever" Nitori reference because it doesn't fucking work.

>> No.3032911

>Even Athens didn't play those.

I'm pretty sure he does.

>> No.3032920
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>>3032765
>that Anon who poops on the floor

Holy shit, I'm A class. I just pissed all over the floor in excitement.

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>>3032895
Even athens, bless his hateful existence, is more endearing than you are.

>>3032867
Who would feel love for a state? That doesn't even make sense.

>> No.3032928

>>3032894
But I am new to 4chan.

>> No.3032930

>>3032926
I'd feel it for you, if you know what I mean.

>> No.3032933

>>3032926
At least it was fun to call Athens a normalfag knowing that he invented that term.

>> No.3032935

>>3032895
You're right, somehow. Simply being in your presence is making my power level diminish.
Probably because of the brain cell death your posts tend to cause.
Yui is not Snake.

>> No.3032937

>>3032935
The zero is also in the wrong place at the bottom.

>> No.3032938

>>3032926
It's ZUN. It's not supposed to make sense.

>> No.3032943

>>3032926
Oh come on now. You'd have to be crazy to think ZUN is worse than athens.

>> No.3032949

>>3032943
i interpreted it as endearing!=worse than, endearing=likeable.

>> No.3032951

Oh boy tripfag fight.

>> No.3032955

Gentlemen, please. If you plan to continue this any longer, then stick to the old agreement of sage every post as you discuss.
Or move it to the ghost side. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

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3032956

>>3032935

Ikumi is Snake, silly! That's why she gets the same silver keycard. Then of course they both evade guards and hang out in sewers.

Trust me, I have played through both games two and a half times completely; I am an expert on this topic.

>> No.3032962

>>3032956
Can I be Running Man?

>> No.3032966

>>3032956
Hey, shithead: who cares.

>> No.3032975

And this gentlemen is why tripfags are awesome

>> No.3032986

>>3032975
horray

>> No.3032998

tripfags belong on the children's board

>> No.3033010

>>3032975
Sup ZUN.

>> No.3033019

So, back to the topic: will the underaged officially be allowed on the worksafe boards now?

>> No.3033023

>>3032998
hello SION

>> No.3033034

>>3033019
Never, but they come here anyway (Sion, for example) in flagrant violation of the site rules.

>> No.3033039

>making 4chan cost a low monthly rate per each IP may help
This already exists, it's called SomethingAwful.com

>> No.3033045

>>3033034
thats not sion

sion doesnt use punctuation

>> No.3033053

>>3033045
That's how he tries to fool you.

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3033059

really? so perceptive

>> No.3033092

>>3032949
You interpreted correctly.

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3033120

>COMIC SANS

>> No.3033184

>>3032349
NOT EVEN HELVETICA CAN SAVE YOU NOW.

>> No.3033205

>>3033120
Japanese bird being disgusted at MS Comic Sans

>> No.3033307
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>>3032811
Which Arc?

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