[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 73 KB, 545x820, da7b3c6882cb3d781e490fe9394a2301bcfd14c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3020866 No.3020866 [Reply] [Original]

how messy

>> No.3020879

Oh boy, in b4 "I tried eating a burger like Arcueid" thread.

>> No.3020883
File: 11 KB, 498x362, donarudo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3020883

るー

>> No.3020888

What a baka!

>> No.3020891
File: 268 KB, 708x1024, hamburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3020891

Did someone say hamburger?

>> No.3020904

Poor Cirno. I always feel inordinately sad when I see a child trying to eat something that they've clearly been looking forward to/that is a special treat for them, and it gets ruined and wasted somehow.

I'm not sure why, it's just an odd magnified response I tend to have. I mean, I feel empathy and sympathy for others like any normal person, but that one thing really gets to me.

>> No.3020905

>>3020866
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

Good girl.

>> No.3020916

>>3020905
Don't bother her...she's eating.

>> No.3020940

>>3020904

Aw you're so sweet

>> No.3020966

>>3020904
it can be funny too

>I was thinking, "How can I be remembered?" and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily basis, even if it's one on one with people. For example, the other day, I saw a young boy, and he was eating an ice cream cone, I ran up and I smashed it into his face, I leaned in, I go, "You remember me forever!" and I ran away.

>You know when he's 50, he's gonna be like, "One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes, and he pointed and said, 'You FUCKIN' REMEMBER ME FOREVER!'" But I did not say "fuckin'". I did not say that. He added "fuckin'" to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in and around his eyes, because he's a lying 50-year-old man.

>> No.3020982

>>3020966
You b-bastard, what the fuck is wrong with you.

Not like anyone on /jp/ has the balls to do that though

>> No.3020988

I don't get it. How does she spill the burger all over herself? Hand placement is correct, the only thing I can think of is that she bit it really hard

>> No.3020990
File: 151 KB, 508x590, 9cf044777ff3ef63fbc4581c68c7dd64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3020990

>>3020904
Same here. Losing balloons and dropping ice cream makes my stomach churn.

>> No.3021034

>>3020990
Actually, on second thought, it only mostly applies to little girls, especially those of the 2D variety.

>> No.3021068

>>3020988

Because she's LOLOL BAKA BAKA XD XD... etc.

>> No.3021078

>>3020988
Fairly sure it's some sort of bun/dumpling with spillable contents, which burst at the other end from the force of her bite, bro.

>> No.3021087

>>3020988
It looks like the lettuce and juices.

>> No.3021096

>>3021078
It's a burger and you should visit your ophthalmologist.

>>3020990
HNNNNNNNNNNG-

>> No.3021098

>>3021078
It's not a burger?

>> No.3021102

>>3020988

Because a REALLY GOOD hamburger is messy as hell. She's not doing anything wrong. She's stunned by the flavor.

>> No.3021379

>>3020966
How DARE you bring Dane Cook into this thread. Now GTFO and go back to AnT.

>> No.3021392

Poor burger control.

>> No.3021531 [SPOILER] 
File: 1.45 MB, 1191x1129, f75979ad4e9bdb220e686042ab2da66840b5ceb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021531

Surprise!

>> No.3021548
File: 87 KB, 603x666, d93bd0c6bc7a92c2e82c3c09a1409b7bcbc737db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021548

When I go to Gensokyo, I like to eat at Orin's Old Fashioned Corpse Removal. You can get a full meal - a double Cheeseburger, fries, and a drink - for just a few hundred yen.

It's more than just fast food. It's ORIN'S!

>> No.3021654
File: 241 KB, 603x666, orins corpse removal copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021654

>>3021548
Your wish is my command.

>> No.3021663

>>3021654
ARE
ARE OUR RECIPE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.3021669

>>3021654
Nice, dot of red on the side though.

>> No.3021670
File: 37 KB, 127x119, arc18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021670

>>3021654

AWESOME.

>> No.3021678
File: 243 KB, 603x666, orins corpse removal fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021678

>>3021669

Good man. Fixed it right up.

>> No.3021682
File: 243 KB, 603x666, orins corpse removal typy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021682

>>3021663

shit typo. fixed for grammar nazi.

>> No.3021696

>>3021682
Where are her cat ears?

>> No.3021699
File: 90 KB, 680x500, sanaethumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021699

>Orin's

>> No.3021716

>>3020990
>>3020990
>>3020990
I would add popped balloons, even when they were intentionally popped for people's enjoyment.

>> No.3021717

>>3021682
Cleanliness is our recipe sounds better.

>> No.3021726
File: 245 KB, 603x666, orins corpse removal ears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021726

>>3021696

A quick edit of ears. I'll let /jp/ers decide.

>> No.3021736

>>3021717
Or wait!

Sanity is our Recipe.

It rhythms!

>> No.3021754
File: 244 KB, 603x666, orins corpse removal clean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021754

>>3021736

What's done is done.

>> No.3021817
File: 123 KB, 775x750, c147973f6d67f9d1d2dcf31a4221cd29064f4555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3021817

>>3021726
>>3021754
>>3021699

I kill munchies with her Double Stacks! They're only 80 yen.

>> No.3022122

>>3021817
When it comes to dollar menus:
1. McDonalds: McDouble
2. Carl's Jr: Ranch Bacon (you can order w/ no ranch and get bbq sauce instead for free)
3. Taco Bell: Chicken Burrito
4. Jack in the Box: 2 Tacos
5. Taco Bell: Cheesy Double Beef Burrito
6. McDonalds: 2 Apple/Cherry Pies
7. Burger King: Double Cheeseburger
8. Carl's Jr: Spicy Chicken Sandwich
9. Mcdonalds: 4-pc. McNuggets
10. Wendy's: Double Stack, or whatever other burger is under $1.00 (not counting tax) I forgot what they have

>> No.3022146

>>3022122
>you can order w/ no ranch and get bbq sauce instead for free
did you know you can also order mcdoubles with big mac sauce instead
or a mcchicken with mac sauce (and why isnt mcchicken on the list)

>> No.3022153

>>3022122
Actually Burger King raised the price back up to around $2 a month or two ago.

>> No.3022242

>>3022153
aww that's bullshit!

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action