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2952006 No.2952006 [Reply] [Original]

Japan should start a service where you can rent little sisters to play with you for the day.

>> No.2952009

That's just pathetic.

>> No.2952013

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai

Just ask them to call you oniichan and act moe

>> No.2952017

>>2952009
thats why its perfect for japan

>> No.2952020

I think Japan has a similar service for NEETs, where girls try to coax them out of their hikikomori ways.

>> No.2952022

I'd rather there be a service where I could pretend to be a little sister.

>> No.2952053

I would rather rent an onee-sama that would fuss over me.

>> No.2953165

>>2952006

I would enjoy that service very much. We would go for ice cream together, and then go to a park and fly a kite, and then play on the swings. I think by pretending to be a caring, nurturing older brother to my imaginary little sister would make me forget what a terrible, worthless human being I am. Even if it was only for a few seconds I would pay an incredible amount for that feeling.

>> No.2953174

>>2952022
YOU could start a service where you rent yourself out as a little sister to play with for the day.

>> No.2953180

>>2953174
I don't have that kind of motivation

>> No.2953200

>>2953165

I am aware there is a grammatical error there, I messed it up while changing some things around once it was written, so it doesn't need to be pointed out.

Also, the big brothers and sisters organization doesn't let big brother have little sisters. They can only have little brothers. I know first hand because I already tried... ;_;

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