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Have any of you NEETs gotten to the point that you just shit on the floor?

Once you start it's hard to stop. Getting up to go to the bathroom is a thing of the past for me.

>> No.2950876
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feels good, man

>> No.2950882

Just keep getting worse and worse.

>> No.2950905

No thanks, I'll stick to just pissing on the floor.

>> No.2950925

I once have been attacked by instant shittan. You know the feeling is like a normal fart but then something goes wrong, you can even feel it, the warmth, the pressure, the disfunctional flood-gates. Seriously, I so fucking jumped of the chair, sprinteted through the floor to the restroom but weren't quick enough. It fell through my shorts onto the floor, it was in the middle of the night and I was really lucky that nobody noticed it.
Shit wasn't so cash.

>> No.2950945

if you eat primarily fast food like me, you accumulate a lot of paper cups with plastic lids, which get put to great use.

>> No.2950950

>>2950945
You are filth.

>> No.2950951

I have a hole in my floor over which I squat. It's like I'm really Japanese.

>> No.2951192

I‘ve tried the op position numerous times but it's never comfortable. Ｉallways want to roll over to another position. If only Ｉhad some sort of rolling cage I could attach my monitor to.

>>2950925
I've done that a few times, mainly when farting and a shit is hiding right behind it and starts to come out. My boxers usually catch it though.

>> No.2951228

>>2950945
enjoy dying of heart disease by the time you're 35.

>> No.2951232

This sounds like something from Super Cruel and Terrible Tales of Mangaka.

>> No.2951241

I do not want to believe that an elegant lady such as myself is really spending time with the likes of you. This thread is an eyesore.

>> No.2951263

We already had this thread today.

>> No.2951276

>>2951241
Why do you then? I highly doubt many of us wants you here.

>> No.2951285

This is /jp/ material allright.

YOU HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONAL TOILET GODDAMNIT

>> No.2951290

>>2951285
It's outside my room. Can't you see the problem?

>> No.2951306

>>2951290

No, unless you are living in a house with other people. If you are alone in an apartment or something, like I am, then the whole place belongs to you, and thus, there is nothing scary or inconvenient about simply getting up, going to my hallway, and pissing and shitting in my own bathroom.

>> No.2951307

And I thought I was pathetic. Well, because you don't seem to want friends/girlfriend/boyfriend, I guess it's fine with me if you live in the middle of your own filth. Disgusting. Reported and hidden.

>> No.2951312

I don't see why being a NEET has to mean that I live in my own filth. I stay in my place all the time, but I still empty the trash at night, keep myself relatively clean, and keep my apartment pretty organized and clean. I don't have much else to do with my free time, when I'm not on 4chan, or playing the vidya or watching anime and playing VNs, or fapping. So why not keep things clean and organized? Sometimes it's relaxing to do some basic chores.

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>> No.2951326

Bottle pisser here; shitting or pissing on the floor is right out; shitting in a cup is just wrong.  Buy a real bed pan and learn how to use it.

Does anyone else have significant post shit leakage? I'm getting tired of it.

>> No.2951329

I usually shit in plastic grocery bags. I leave one in the corner of my room like a chamberpot and throw it out when it gets full.

Going to the toilet every time to take a shit uses up a lot of water you know.

>> No.2951462

bucket with a lid, motherfuckers

>> No.2951477

I accidentally shit my pants a few months ago. Felt pretty good.

>> No.2951480

I just lay some tissue down on the ground and shit on that so that the carpet doesn't get stained. I clean it up eventually..

>> No.2951483

> Does anyone else have significant post shit leakage? I'm getting tired of it.

Wipe thoroughly and wipe often. Toilet paper's cheap, so use a lot. And don't be afraid to get way in to the place the shit comes from. After each shit, go wipe yourself again an hour or two later. Then once more later in the day. The results may surprise you.

Do this and you won't be embarrassed by your underwear any more.

>> No.2951485

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>> No.2951501

>>2951483
I already rewipe, and its less the seep, but the occasional smell.  I'll try digging deeper.

The other plan involves upping the fibre content, because when I ate lots of cerials with high fibre this never happened.

>> No.2951530

Have any of you NEETs gotten to the point that you just eat shit off the floor?

Once you start it's hard to stop. Getting up to go to the kitchen is a thing of the past for me.

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>>2951477
I've never been to this board, followed this post from the main page out of curiousity...

my first time on 4chan that I have no idea what to say

>> No.2951537

>>2951530
Yeah. I ate a handful of pretzels I found on the floor earlier.

>> No.2951545

>>2951530
Well, I don't eat shit off the floor.  I shit onto a stonewear plate and then eat it with a knife and fork, its much more hygenic that way.

>> No.2951545,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why was this deleted? Seemed perfectly on-topic to me.

>> No.2951545,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2951537
Why in the world would you have a handful of pretzels lying around? I'd have eaten them as soon as I got them!

>> No.2951545,3 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ - Random

>> No.2951545,4 [INTERNAL] 

Another gem from the Big T.

>> No.2951545,5 [INTERNAL] 

Classic T

>> No.2951545,6 [INTERNAL] 

Sasuga Trevor-sensei

>> No.2951545,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>2951530
How does the food even get to your floor in the first place?

>> No.2951545,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>2951545,7
Raw subhumanism.

>> No.2951545,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>2951545,8
Is it like people mistake you for a pigeon and throw stale breadcrumbs at you?

>> No.2951545,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2951545,9
>people

u mena his mom who just tosses the food in and then escapes

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