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2950025 No.2950025 [Reply] [Original]

You find this.

Which spell do you cast first?

>> No.2950036

Expecto Patronum

>> No.2950032

A spell to

>> No.2950037

the one that gives women dicks

>> No.2950044

The one that makes my classmate masturbate in front of everyone. I loved that scene.

>> No.2950046

>>2950036
Wingardium Leviosa

>> No.2950070

Magic Missile.

>> No.2950089

Imperius on some girl, force her into humiliating sexual acts, then Crucio if she resists.

Am I bad? No, you would all do that.

>> No.2950102

What a vulgar looking book.

I'd throw it away, or maybe trade it to somebody on /tg/.

>> No.2950114

>>2950070
You hit the loli for penis damage.

The loli collapses in a violent semen inferno.

>> No.2950115

First I make all the guys that ever bullied me jump off roofs.

Then I make the girl I like fall madly in love with me.

>> No.2950117

Since its not my style. I send it to the scientists to uncover its secrets.

>> No.2950122

The use of the chain confuses me. It doesn't look like you could fit the part on the left through the circle.

>> No.2950131

>>2950117
Scientists don't believe in magic.

>> No.2950140
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2950140

I summon delicious furniture.

>> No.2950146
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2950146

Summon Yog-Sothoth!

Wait, wrong book.

>> No.2950150
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2950150

>>2950140
>>2950140
>>2950140
>>2950140
FUCK, EVEN IF I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE

>> No.2950157

>>2950131
But some of us sure want to...

>> No.2950161

Hebrew Hammer

>> No.2950162

Bring back Ed's mom.

>> No.2950167
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2950167

Summon Deadites!

DAMMIT, wrong book again!

>> No.2950176

Is this the type of magic book that turns into a loli?

>> No.2950191

>>2950070

At the darkness.

>> No.2950202

The spell that turns me into a little girl.

>> No.2950234

I'd find the recipe for that hourai mixture people keep talking 'bout.

>> No.2950256

>>2950234

Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel.

>> No.2950274

>>2950256
Sounds dreadful.

>> No.2950311

Never ending BC Pally bubble,
>>2950140
Prolly cast that second I think ange almost got killed by her own summon when she tried that.

>> No.2950317

A spell to make my waifu real.

>> No.2951515

fucking you´re mom

>> No.2951520

A spell that allow me to fuck anything with 2legs and a hole.

>> No.2951522

[x] Come all over Ito.

>> No.2951523

Put it into steel-concrete box and burry it like 10m underground in abandoned forrest. That shit is dangerous ..

>> No.2951528
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2951528

Turn it into a loli, get a giant robot out of nowhere, fight Lovecraftian horrors while flipping off Wilbur Whateley.

>> No.2951531

I summon the spirit of the Marquis de Sade in the form of a tentacle demon.

Then watch the fireworks.

>> No.2951558

MAGICARU CHANGE

>> No.2951576

>>2950025
Is that sum Pnakotic Manuscrips?

>> No.2951577

>>2951531

FAT, morose, insane from social anxiety from being stuck in the same room for years upon end. Scatological and perverted but never doinig it in real life because he's too chicken shit.

Yeah that's the marquis de sade already

>> No.2951582

OP here. The best general forum:

http://www..ÄnönTälk.cöm/

(remove the dots over the letters)
>lgk giy dsrgjotiopjhdfi2cbhhflj jif odyhy2sd2lrr o h cild

>> No.2951583
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2951583

Throw it away, Go look for Unaussprechliche Kulte.

>> No.2951622

>>2951583
sauce? looks familiar

>> No.2951626

>>2951528

What anime is this from?

>> No.2951627

Well first I'll need to put on my robe and wizard hat...

>> No.2951631

>>2951622
>>2951626
Demonbane

>> No.2951640

>>2951531
hold on to it. trap up. wait for marisa. suprise trap rape.

>> No.2951641

>>2951631

Thanks.

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