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2949604 No.2949604 [Reply] [Original]

You now have a raging erection.

>> No.2949613

It's a shame there are just a couple of these.

>> No.2949612

Is there even a context to this gif?

I always save it every time I see it.

>> No.2949616

Nah, I did that about an hour ago.

....Oddly enough, I suddenly feel the urge to do it again. CURSE YOU, ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL!

>> No.2949620

Reminds me of that having an egg in the mall story.

>> No.2949621

>>2949613
There's more than one? Riposte, please!

>> No.2949624

Why does Reisengif have a bulge under her skirt?

>> No.2949631

>>2949620
The Shugo Chara egg-laying stories? Man, those were fucking hot.

>> No.2949632

Reminds me of that raped by the ramen noodles story.

>> No.2949638

Sorry, just finished up my second fap in a row.

>> No.2949656

>>2949621
I have them (and the website bookmark) on my laptop, which is off atm.
Search /a/rchive for them.

>> No.2949657

What happened there, exactly?

>> No.2949665

>>2949624
Because she has a vibrator.

>> No.2949677

>raging erection
>raging
Why?

>> No.2949704

Okay, faggots. There's only a few things that can be happening here.

1. Eirin's new shady drug, causes explosibe orgasm a short time after injection. I bet you'd pump yourself full of this crap like it was cheetos and coke.

2. Powerful magical vibrator or other insert-and-stay-there sex toy. You know you'd want something like that in your ass, you dirty whore.

3. Reisen's having a powerful orgasm because the extradimensional being that created her is demanding it. Just like most of us are being controlled by some higher force, only they're not cool enough to make us spontaneously orgasm.

>> No.2949736

>>2949677
Because they're the best type of erections.

>> No.2949742

>>2949604
This is absolutely amazing.

>> No.2949746

>>2949736
I meant, why would I have one of those at that gif

>> No.2949750

>>2949746
Hopefully because you are a healthy heterosexual male.

>> No.2949756

have this as a background for my cellphone.

yup.

>> No.2949762

>>2949704
>>3. Reisen's having a powerful orgasm because the extradimensional being that created her is demanding it. Just like most of us are being controlled by some higher force, only they're not cool enough to make us spontaneously orgasm.

You know once I thought up this awesome idea.

What if we're only a part of a multiverse with each universe having a version of you?

Your collective consciousness of infinite of "you" is helping shape and control your everyday life to make train you to become more awesome. The universes where "You" fail are eventually cut off from the vast multverse like pruning bad fruit from trees.

>> No.2949783

>>2949704

I'd rather eat her magic mushrooms.

You know, those ones that make you lactate furiously and grow a two-foot-long, cum-gushing cock.

I hope my heart wouldn't explode from smoking Lunar Weed directly beforehand. They have the BEST exotic strains.

>> No.2949784

>>2949746
Because everyone on /jp/ wants to be Reisen so they can be tortured and raped over and over.

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Remember, children, if you carry a Green Card, you can visit the licensed dispensary at Eientei for medicinal herbs.

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guys, i enjoy porn more if the women is enjoying herself. my favorite fetish is a women having an orgasm.

im i going to die?

>> No.2949815

>You now have a raging erection.
>erection
No I don't.

>> No.2949822

>>2949815
Faggot

>> No.2949828
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2949828

You may end up with some drugs nevertheless...and not always the prescription you were looking for, even if you're not a card-carrying member of the Green Cross.

>> No.2949834

I was completely flaccid, I didn't think anything could give me wood.
I was wrong.

>> No.2949849

>>2949811

Yes, it means you're a slut-loving Normalfag.

>> No.2949851

>>2949811
This means you are a good-natured, kind and loving person. All people like you and me are concerned with the partner's pleasure in sex more than their own.

>> No.2949855

>>2949822
But liking guys means I'm straight.

>> No.2949857

>>2949855
Oh no you don't.

>> No.2949858

>>2949851
>concerned with the partner's pleasure

Slut. You're a filthy fucking whore. How can you live with yourself?

>> No.2949862

>>2949604
>You now have a raging erection.
How did you know!?

>> No.2949863

so are there more of these? please post them

>> No.2949866 [DELETED] 

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>> No.2949872

Without exception, women who enjoy sex are sluts. Only the superior gender is allowed to enjoy it, which is why we're the only ones bequeathed with the gift of orgasm.

Anyone who disagrees with me is undoubtedly a non-NEET normalfaggot who needs to get out.

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Reisen is the best Touhou. Even Ryukishi07 love her and ZUN said she is delicious. She has the best clothes and song theme.

Also, don't forget she is the only quality material in Touhou to be a bride (which don't kill you 1 week after the wedding).

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>> No.2949945

>>2949872
I disagree.

>> No.2949967

>which is why we're the only ones bequeathed with the gift of orgasm.
Did you watch the gif?

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>>2949918
She is cute.

>> No.2949984

>>2949970
Source?

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>>2949898

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oh god reverse noise

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>> No.2950039

>>2949970
Sauce?

>> No.2950039,1 [INTERNAL] 

Alright, this thread was deleted. What is the website that this wondrous .gif originated from?

>> No.2950039,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2950039,1
http://monikano.blog43.fc2.com/

>> No.2950039,3 [INTERNAL] 

How do I fortune

>> No.2950039,4 [INTERNAL] 

#fortune

>> No.2950039,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2950039,3
Sadly, most people on /a/ nowadays don't know what that means.

>> No.2950039,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2950039,5
Sadly, people think it matters.
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