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2934829 No.2934829 [Reply] [Original]

If you do become the little girl, would you give anonymous a chance?

>> No.2934835

No. I would go play with all the other little girls and turn lesbian.

>> No.2934834

Truthfully, no

>> No.2934837

No.

God no.

I'd kill myself.

>> No.2934842

Only if Anonymous does the same too. Even then it'd be creepy.

>> No.2934844

What? I can't stand you now and you're just some faceless faggot I'll never see.

What makes you think I'd let you touch my pearly white skin that's almost translucent. My silky black hair that flows all the way down to my knees?

Dream on.

>> No.2934847

i'd go after traps.

anon is fat and/or ugly and looks too much like a man.

>> No.2934859

I'd be picky about my choice, but I probably would. He would need to be a good, honourable anon and he needs to be able to provide for me. Tender loving only, if he tries rape he'll find out that I'm a /k/tard.

>> No.2934881

I could only hope for the same if circumstances were reversed, so I would.

>> No.2934891

>Tender loving only

But anon-chan is so pretty I can't help but wanting to fill your inside with my love

>> No.2934915

>>2934829
Fuck no. I'd go after girls then live my life in depression as I realize that they're just drama.

>> No.2934926

>>2934891
If you are a good anon you will think of my happiness first. Hurting a cute little girl is a horrible thing. Especially when she loves Springfield Armory and Remington.

>> No.2934945

>>2934926
I'm not talking about raep, I'm just saying, once we get started, that "ahh no, don't cum inside! I'm not on the pill" thing isn't going to stop me.

>> No.2934950

>>2934915
but think of how much fun it would be to seduce moralfags and normalfags with you hot little body.

>> No.2934963

>>2934945
If you passed the good, honourable anon test then that would be OK as long as you didn't hurt me. What do you mean by the pill? How old do you think I am?

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2934974

>This thread.

>> No.2934989

'Tender loving only' will only get you less love anonymous, rape will make her yours forever.

>> No.2934994

I would be a total whore, I guess.
The real question is. What happens to my previous life? I have that creepy weird geek thing going on and if I suddenly disappear while little girl appear in my room...

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2935014

I would want to be her

>> No.2935026

>>2934994
you would just need to replace creepy and weird with cute and hot. The thought of a little girl that can compile kernels and enjoies a good cli make me all hot and bothered.

>> No.2935058

>>2935026
I think his point is that people are going to think that "he" kidnapped a little girl and brainwashed and traumatized the shit out of her. Nobody is going to believe, "Oh hey, I turned into a little girl." not to mention it would probably be in your own best interest not to tell anyone that, hello scalpels and laboratories.

>> No.2935103

You idiots.

If you were turned into the little girl, with all your knowledge still intact, you could do so much better than just have sex with greasy neckbeards.

You could go to India and use your adult knowledge of human nature to fool people into thinking you're a deity. You could approach the Vatican and use Biblical knowledge and verbiage too great for a young girl to convince them that you are a messenger from God himself, and this will be especially believable as you simply have no parents or record of your existence and yet, here you are.

You could enroll yourself in a school and become recognised as a genius for your age, attend the best universities in the country at only 10 years old, go on the Late show and discuss politics in an enlightened and adult way and awe the nation with your vast intellectual skills.

With the extra time given you by your new, young age you could improve yourself vastly. You could speak 10 languages by the time you're 16, have traveled the world and scaled dangerous mountains and natural wonder by the age of 12.

You could, simply, become the most awesomely intelligent, determined and well regarded loli in the history of forever and you're honestly considering letting Anon's (ANON'S) cock anywhere near your little biddy cunt?

Get the fuck out of here, guys.

>> No.2935117

>>2935103

You so silly

>> No.2935120

>What do you mean by the pill? How old do you think I am?

The average age of menarche in the United States is about 12.5 years and 13.06 ± 0.10 years in Iceland.

>> No.2935123

>>2935103
Man fuck that I just want a fat greasy cock in my prepubescent vagina.

>> No.2935128

>>2935103

you listed things outside the scope of achievable for pretty much every single anon here.. even if they spent their entire lives trying to do any of those things listed.

>> No.2935139

>>2934835
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>>2934835
>>2934835
>>2934835
>>2934835
>>2934835
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>> No.2935146

>would you give anonymous a chance

I would, but anonymous would have to make some sacrifices too. If you want a loli waifu then you should be expected to act like a proper husbando. That means not being a NEET, either to back to study or get a job. And you have to at least make an attempt at socialising, can't show up at functions with my husbando sitting by himself in the courner.

>> No.2935147

>would you give anonymous a chance?
What? No. You guys are jerks.

>> No.2935149

>>2935103
I don't want a cock, I want a loving onee-sama who will hold me in her arms and comfort me at night.

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>> No.2935158

>>2935103

Or loli-Anonymous could just do the same thing he did before and laze around with no drive, as a failure. Just as a loli now.

Infact, that's what I assume most would do.

>> No.2935166

>>2935158
I'd better myself, honestly, I'm not lying to myself and everyone around me. ;_;

>> No.2935181

>>2935149

That's more like it.

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