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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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HAHAHAHAHA

Oh, wow.

>> No.2918517

lol amerifags are shit

>> No.2918523
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/jp/ trolling time.

tttuuuuuuuttttyyyyyyy

>> No.2918529

Osaka dialect?

I am sure you mean Kansai-ben, you faggot.

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Breathtakingly wonderful

>> No.2918544

copypasta

>> No.2918546

>>2918508

>Gomenaisai

You best be trollin' nigaa

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>>2918529

>> No.2918560

>>2918546
Oh wow, didn't even catch that.

>> No.2918561

>>2918529
No, he means Osaka-ben specifically, you mongoloid.

>> No.2918577

>Kanji dialect

>> No.2918705

>>2918508
/jp/ in human form

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>> No.2918730

/a/ is that<- way

>> No.2919481

>>2918508

>I train with my Katana every day, this superior >weapon can cut clean through steel because it is >folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior >to any other weapon on earth.

Toledo Steel is the Finest.

>> No.2919498

Katanas are underpowered in d20.

>> No.2919508

didnt we have this thread like last week?

>> No.2919522

>>2919498
Yeah, aren't they treated like longswords? I forget.

>> No.2919527

>>2919508
Every thread is something we've had before, often countless times.

>> No.2919539

I lol'd for real.

>> No.2919544

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS!

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>> No.2919552

/jp/ - copypasta/reposts

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