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I've had enough of your shit, anon! ''Youmu is such a dork!' 'Youmu is so stupid!' ENOUGH! I've completely had it with your terrible, mean remarks! I told you to stop time and time again and yet you STILL say these horrible things about me! Well, that ends now! Prepare to die, you scoundrel! DIE!

>> No.28363904

I bet she trips and drops her sword.

>> No.28364555

>>28361757
Getting killed by Youmu!
Getting turned into lots of dishes for Yuyuko!
Becoming "that" meat!

>> No.28365365

>>28364555
What if Youmu fries your pee-pee? Hahaha!

>> No.28366668
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>>28361757
Youmu is: a dork, too soft, not very smart, never informed about any plans, burried under snow while shopping, only half a ghost and short.

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>>28361757
Wait, is that a ghost behind you?

>> No.28380217

>>28361757
Wanna bet she forgot to put on her underwear this morning?

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>>28380217
Let's find out!

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>>28361757
I'd love to be castrated by a dorky girl...

>> No.28382969

>>28361757
Youmu you are too dumb to deserve this many threads. Shine (T.L. Note Shine means "Die."). *bap bap bap*

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>>28361757
Get back to work you stupid gardener

>> No.28386422

>>28361757
remember when calling Youmu a dork was funny? me neither

>> No.28386761

>>28386422
its pretty funny

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>>28380661
>>28380217
Its confirmed

>> No.28417579
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Could a dork do this?

>> No.28434160

>>28403685
I want that nopan butt on my lap so badly bros

>> No.28434439

>>28417579
Whoa, Japanese bird is huge!

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>>28434439
Or maybe Gensokyo girls are small.

>> No.28437788

>>28403685
What a forgetful girl, Youmu is such an AIRHEAD

>> No.28499986
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A life of killing.
How does Youmu live with herself?

>> No.28522120
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Drunk on hallows eve

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>>28499986
She's so used to taking lives that she started to like it.

>> No.28550253
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tsuru______

>> No.28603096

>>28522359
>she started to like it
She already kills people in the dead of night. I don't think there was a point where she didn't like it.

>> No.28605447

>>28550253
pettan
DFC deserves more love.

>> No.28607948
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I want Youmu to teach me swordsmanship!

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>>28603096
How does Youmu like to kill her victims?

>> No.28612548

>>28612481
Most she just accidentally cuts in half while talking to them because she forgets she's holding her sword when gesturing.

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>>28550253
>>28605447
Flat girls are the only ones who deserve love.
Cows deserve to be ignored.

>> No.28654089

>>28612548
Wow. Talk about clumsy.
Her sword only just accidentally impaled someone.

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>> No.28697205

>>28678344
I always thought one was normal sized, and the other moreso larger than her rather than a normal katana and a short sword to go with it.

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>>28697205
The Hakurouken is described as a normal sized wakazashi, but the Roukanken can be interpreted as being longer than a normal katana. Of course, Youmu's small stature helps make the already unusually long katana look even longer in comparison to her body

>> No.28735148
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Kissu kissu the dork!

>> No.28735409
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Youmu is a perv!

>> No.28735499

>>28735409
She loves older women and older women love her.

>> No.28735911

>>28735409
I want to manipulate Youmu into asking for sex!

>> No.28742999

>>28735148
That belly looks really soft

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>>28742999
Maybe you should ask her if you can touch it

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>>28742999
Yuyuko is a bad influence on Youmu...

>> No.28762598

>>28761205
I prefer my Youmu soft and round in the right places!

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Stop! I didn't want to see some dork's panties! That doesn't count! Everyone will laugh!

>> No.28789487

>>28789308
That looks like some sport clothing. Very revealing but I don't think it counts as underwear

>> No.28837860

>>28761205
Just how does that happen

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>>28837860
Yuyuko happens

>> No.28894543

>>28365365
She wouldn't fry it.
She'd use it before turning you into mincemeat just to savor the experience.

>> No.28896233

>>28417579
Youmu buying a japanese bird for pasta-making duties.

>> No.28956297

>>28838147
Eh, well they say great minds think alike.
Yuyuko rubbed off on her.

>> No.28997810 [DELETED] 

>>28896233
Splitting the work would mediate the cooking, but it only means Yuyumo will eat even more! She'll expect more food with one extra person helping out with the food!

>> No.28997861

>>28896233
Splitting the work would mediate the cooking, but it only means Yuyuko will eat even more! She'll expect more food with one extra person helping out with the food!

>> No.29025230

>>28838147
If she's gaining weight despite the training, she's just not training hard enough. Especially if it all went to her waist.

>> No.29025333

>>29025230
this is why I've never got Youmu weight gain stuff, she's like the least likely character to

>> No.29066938

>>28363904
No, it'll slip through her hands.

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Ah! Look out Youmu, it's a ghost!

>> No.29110841

>>28956297
Or maybe Yuyuko rubber her off
If you pick up on what I'm putting down

>> No.29131172

>>29099372
It's right behind you! Don't move!

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>> No.29174204

>>28735409
More like Yukari is nosy any Youmu is a closet perv.

>> No.29175154
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>>28735409
Why does a flat chestlet like Youmu lust for big boobs?

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>>28361757

>> No.29180997

>>29175154
Extremely cute Sakuya.

>> No.29181618

>>29175154
I don't think it's large boobs.
I just think she doesn't like the Utsuho group. Apparently they're massive, but Yukari and Yuyu would fit into that group on that alone...

>> No.29208216

>>28612481
Swift movements, fit for a someone who would want to perfect their skills...

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>> No.29255416

>>29255359
I can't remember if it was this artist or another one, but there were images that differed like night an day.

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>> No.29333737

>>29333480
Prime dork butt.

>> No.29381988

>>29333737
Youmu is the peak of (dork) female performance.

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>> No.29526384

>>29446291
Hah! The dork cut her own skirt off! Laugh at her!

>> No.29562512

>>29526384
More like she forgot to wear pants.Those are her bloomers!

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29603738

Is Youmu such a spook?

>> No.29636546

>>29603738
Easily spooked but not a spook

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>> No.29659611
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Youmu gets candy, or Youmu gets stabby!

>> No.29676671

>>29659611
Did she really just march all the way to Yukari's place just for candy?

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>>29676671
Yes, Youmu is rude and not very smart

>> No.29677243

>>29333480
Pronebone the sleepy dork!

>> No.29708096

>>29677243
Taking a picture of her drooling face! Showing it to Yuyuko and having the biggest grin on your face as you and Yuyuko try to hold back your laughter! Showing Youmu the picture later as her face turns red as a tomato!

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Let's steal Youmu's underwear!

>> No.29765839

>>29730937
Okay! You first!

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>> No.29827299

>>28735409
Who wouldn't be a perv for Yukari?
She's alluringly dangerous and dangerously alluring.

>> No.29853655

>>29827299
>Who wouldn't be a perv for Yukari?
Anyone sane

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